>What exactly are you doing? >I'm hacking the FBI

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

What exactly are you doing?
I'm hacking the FBI

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

I'm browsing low quality threads on a technology board on a Mesopotamian pottery site.

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

Look mom, I posted it again.
Why? Because my life is boring and I can't make myself do anything if I don't show it to anyone else and shitpost

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

ok type these 2 short commands
I can't
SEE? YOU CAN'T TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO HACK IN A DAY

you're oddly pretentious.
do you really think you're that informed about me?
don't get so upset, user. maybe get some sleep. you're sounding retarded.

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

have Ubuntu on my work computer
Every time my boss comes in I run updates to make me look busy

William Smith
William Smith

obviously he's just downloading the haccing tool nano first in order to hack the FBI

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

this of couse

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

reboots computer from windows to default kali
runs commands manually from haxor terminal
bazillion of network switches in building and FBI office don't log her local network IP
uses a laptop in toilet
plugs a femtocell in plain sight
they don't run kerberos so it just goes in
FBI pones accept rogue cells
FBI phones download updates in plaintext without verifying signatures
goes unnoticed
has a phone in her hand capable of doing the same thing inconspicuously through one click and even remotely, with no user's input.
Unironically, Watch Dogs was more accurate than Mr Reddit.

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

that pixel response time
bahahahahahahah!

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

uses a laptop in toilet
you have autism

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

literally "tech never codes": the post
i didn't know karlie posts on this board

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

Fire up the teletype
Slam rotary phone receiver onto acoustic coupler located directly on teletype
dial into BBS
login: ultimatehaxr pass: xkcdjoke
feed punch tape through of nothing but shitposts
automatic shitposting at 110 baud
take drink of mountain dew while teletype clicks away
Yeh baby, im fuckin hacking the matrix.

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Mr Robot thread uh?
Who else hyped for episode 7?
Also lolling all those autists ITT who couldn't write a FizzBuzz in Scratch yet cry because once in the series they used a retarded command.
If you'd actually seen the series btw, you'd know this happens when he's in prison for stealing that guy's dog but he's actually deluded into thinking that he works for some darth nets criminal
So it makes actual perfect sense that they'd use a retarded command IMO.

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

>he's actually deluded into thinking that he works for some darth nets criminal
That did actually happen though, it was being run by crooked security guards. He even got cornered and had the shit kicked out of him for getting them busted, then the nignog working for White Rose and stabbed his attackers.

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

I still don't get it. Ubuntu Trusty has sudo and nano installed by default. Did he just randomly uninstall them and needed them again? Why would he need sudo if he is already able to log in as root? Why would he be installing nano instead of emacs?

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

When he "wakes up" we see the black guy and the security guard perfectly normal there, and honestly the black dude killing everyone was highly unrealistic. Maybe I didn't get that right since English isn't my native language and a lot of the talking, especially from Elliot, is mumbling that sometimes I don't fully understand, though.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

just like rms he never goes anywhere without his thinkpad.

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

maybe it's an error and he didn't mean to install them but rather to run 'nano' as root after upgrading his system

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

not phone phreaking payphone into dial up server of china (with acc of your friend, thanks dylan) to escape the feds
Shiggy the diggy

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Then make a better thread, runt. Stop complaining here and making things awkward, runt. I would rape your watermelons, runt.

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

You just destroyed a thread which was probably more worthy than yours. Bravo.