Welp, they finally told us what Nick Fury said to Thor that suddenly made him unworthy to wield Mjolnir

Welp, they finally told us what Nick Fury said to Thor that suddenly made him unworthy to wield Mjolnir.

Is it better or worse than you were expecting it to be, Holla Forums?

That's…. really stupid but also kind of alright. Is it enough to make him unworthy of his hammer and identity?

FUCK NO

If anything it would make him more so. It might make him feel unworthy, but that's not the same thing.

hope you get bullied

Marvel just wanted people to edit this into 'Hitler was right', didn't they?

Why is Thor fat?

Exactly. Hell him realizing this should make him worthy again right on the fucking spot!


Do it, user.

I expected something far worse. Besides, why would that make Thor unworthy. Aren't deeds the ones that have an effect? This is just a self realization, which should make Thor worthy if anything.


Dirty bulk.

I think his shirt is just too big for him.

Word on the grapevine is that Thor won't even get to keep Ultimate Mjolnir. Somebody else gets it and becomes War Thor.

Not as bad as expected, but still forced shit to get to Clithoris. No way was this worth the months of build up.

…You know, he wasn't specific about that. I mean, he could mean that Gorr is right that Thor needs to get laid or something.

This seems like it's implying that Thor can't wield Mjolnir because of poor self-esteem. He believes he is unworthy, therefore he is unworthy.

Which makes me wonder if it's possible for a man to be so egotistical that his unshakable belief that he would be worthy would force Mjolnir to accept him as worthy.

Well it's no "why don't you put the whole world in a bottle" but it's better then expected


They're Norse gods with a Norse enchantment, so yes.

It's technically correct, and the easiest way to understand it is to understand the context in which he understood what Gorr said.

The Easiest way to understand it is to look at it from the Japanese Shin Megami Tensei 4 Apocalypse perspective with what that Steve Jobs guy says about the all-encompassing reason as to why Gods covet Mortal faith. Or one simply needs to know how Faith works in say, Dungeons and Dragons.

I think, Thor fell, because NICK FURY of all people told it to him, which makes sense, as Fury's quite the paragon exemplar of mankind, so when Thor heard it it was a bit of an "oh shit" moment.

Seems legit.

Was it a plot point worthy of passing the torch to Whor and dealing with over 2 years of her bullshit?

Absolutely not.

Maybe I'm just jaded and seeing things, but replace 'gods' with 'men' in the dialogue in OP's page.

Explains Whor, funnily enough

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Well, it was written by a cuck.

If it weren't coming out of the House of Propaganda, it wouldn't bother me so much.

not terrible


DO IT

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Wouldn't it be more like the status quo will come back just in time for the Thor: Ragnarok movie release?

Bad Art.


It's the Hammer's magic that decides worthiness. If I recall correctly, after Nick Fury whispered to him, he went and dropped his hammer on the moon and insisted he wasn't worthy to carry it. Not sure if he couldn't take it anymore, but then again, they followed that gimmick by turning Thor into a violent alcoholic idiot. (moreso than usual)

And then Whor shows up swinging the hammer, somehow, and Thor flips his shit saying she stole his hammer or ensorcelled it so it doesn't respond to him. Even though it was supposed to be a "MAN ARE SEXIST!" plotpoint, Thor was right. His Mother and some other Asgardian women decided to start some shit by, get this, ensorcelling Mjolnir so Jane Foster could use it.

Marvel comics is already an out of control garbage fire, but their writing and continuity has been so intensely terrible lately, that I have to wonder if this isn't a cry for help.

It practically rights itself!

I'm still not sure I get it. Is it that the Gods need faith or else they're powerless?

So mjolnir didn't pick foster, asgardien women fucked with the natural order just so they could "stick it to the man." Be great of this lead to some cosmic fuck up and the women realized "we shouldn't have fuck with mjolnir and none of this would have happened. But that will never happen because women are always in the right according to marvel.

"The Hammer is a living creature not enchanted, you are not special Thor."

Fucking there, and kept up to their bullshit lore too. Makes more sense in the long scope of things.

Holy shit, from the beginnings of emos to the peak of hipster faggotry to the vile depths of SJW and other assorted tumblr type scum that's what it's all fucking about. Insecurity, they are in love with motherfucking insecurity, they fucking can't live without it.

Would you say insecurity is their security blanket?

hell, the ultimate verse hammer having a will of its own to scream out for its thor is proof enough of that.

Speaking of, I wonder who's going to be the ultimate thor.

Insecurity Porn.

At last I truly see.

Ultimate Thor is fucking dead with the rest of his universe. Thor is gonna take the Ultimate hammer.

I miss the time when gods were just all powerful without conditions and wanted prayers because they were hedonistic fucks.

Now that would be a good plot twist and why feminists 'deserve' the hammer. Because they lack so much of self awareness they believe they deserve everything.

no, the ultimate mjolnir called out to Thor but he didn't pick it up.

He's going to take it.

All this talk about being worthy or not and then in the same breath saying that no god is worthy. No, let mortals wield a weapon that can bludgeon a giant to death with one blow. Yeah that's better.

What is this bullshit? I can't even keep up with these mental gymnastics. I don't know what the fuck is going on!

So basically it's dating sims for hipsters?

Here you go.

Thanks

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Any leads on who that is? Or is it going to be one of those politically correct, leftist approved inclusive characters?

Nothing makes sense. I don't think anything from Marvel or DC ever really did.

I bet it's Loki for all those fujoshi dollars.

Worst trope in all fiction


This

Doubtful. They've pretty much made Loki a dumb trickster that does everything for the 'luls'. They won't change that by making him a manly warrior. Gotta keep him as a shit eating hipster with bad facial hair.

Norse and greek maybe, but plenty aren't.

So basically thor is unworthy because he is a little bitch filled with fear and self-doubt?

And because his writers are cucks. Yes.

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Welcome to comics in CURRENT YEAR

Only the worthy can pick it up, plus thor is still there guarding it. It's not like any dipshit can come and claim it.

You win

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It still pisses me off to no end that they take his fucking NAME and plaster it everywhere like it's a title, because nobody would buy shithouse Jane Legacy comics unless they also called her Thor.

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See now that's fucking interesting. Someone like Doctor Doom or something.

Doesn't look that way, but Aaron is still writing it, so I wouldn't put it past him to somehow fuck things up even more.

What the fuck happened to Aaron? His Punisher was good, right?

Is that Odin?


I don't know but from what I heard he used to be a good writer. Same with Nick Spencer.

Oh my fuck, is that Odin?


Whor happened. No.

WHAT?! NO! THATS A LIE!

Time to behead the non-believers.

He's a fucking cuck, always has been. Just look at Southern Bastards, it takes the hardboiled crime genre, and turns it into the most cucked thing possible. Should be called Southern Cucks.

Get ready for…
BLACK THOR!!!

Finally.

Well I found this funny to say the least

Get ready for Whor2: Electric Boogaloo

sounds like cuck reasoning to me
so who wrote this, i want to confirm his low test fem-frame.