ELECTION THREAD 14

Have we finally started the fire?

TRUMP LEADS THE WAY
I'LL FOLLOW

WAIT TODAY IS ELECTION DAY?
FUCK, FORGOT TO VOTE

I enjoy all this shit but when do you guys think it'll end? It's 5:53 where I live and I don't wanna miss the win.

MAGA

PA lead just got higher
GG

So Mass Libtard Suicide When?

it's almost over

but it's really just beginning

==HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A THREAD FUCKING JESUS=

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PRAISE FUCKING KEK

WE'RE ALMOST THERE ANONS! WE'RE SO CLOSE!
MEME FOR TRUMP!

wanna punch that old black guy on fox in the face

Why contain it?

S'cool!

PREPARE FOR RECOUNT SHILLING. TAKE NOTE OF THE FINAL VOTE TALLIES IN THE CONTENTIOUS SWING STATES

Calling it right now. there will be calls for recounts. So I'm asking you anons to take note of the final tallies (by county) for MI, FL, VA, PA.

About damn time for Thread 14.

HIGH ENERGY
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PRAISE KEK

Congratulations

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE KOFFING OF ARYAN SUPERMACY

THE GREAT GASSING OF THE NIGGERS AND KIKES WILL COME TO YOUR NATION; BUT ONLY OF YOU POST "KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!" IN THIS THREAD

NYT is slow as shit.
What is better source of real time info?

Topkek, reminder that this is what Alison Brie would look like in 40 years

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

MICHIGAN, PENNSYLVANIA, ARIZONA, ALASKA TURN RED TONIGHT

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Yeah, PA seems like an inevitability at this point.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

Trump up by 45K in PA now

Fuck I want to punch Juan Williams

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

When PA gets called for Trump, the election will basically be over.

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HURRY UP AND CLOSE THE POLLS ALREADY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Trump has 20k votes lead on PA, it's over

FINAL PUSH FOR PA!!!!

ANONS! GIVE OUR ENEMIES NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY PA!

GIVE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY NOW!!!!!!!!

has anyone called it?

Are they going to call this shit yet? I need to sleep so I can wake up in 4 hours.

CHECKED

thank god, I tried to make the thread but couldn't get it to post.
The salt from the HRC victory party on CSPAN is still flowing

Looks like google dropped a bias bomb here

(((the guardian)))'s election map

RIP Gooby

That must be like 20 with all the extra threads.

How Does It Feel Anons To Know Through the Power of our Lord and Savior Kek Managed to Meme a president into office?

LAST PUSH FORWARD FOR THE EMPEROR!

NEW HAMPSHIRE CLOSING AGAIN NEED NEW MEMES

How the hell did he lose Nevada?

S'COOL

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

TAKE MY ENERGY TRUMP

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

With his energy?

Fuck yeah!

Fox News

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

GAS GAS GAS

PRAISE KEK!

Really, nigger?

More importantly, will she?

THIS IS IT

ONE FINAL PUSH FOR MI, PA, AND NH

LETS DO IT

MAGA

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JUST FINALLY FUCKING CALL WISCONSING AND MICHIGAN ALREADY AND END THIS

FINAL SCORE 311

I NEED MY DOSE OF SODIUM!

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

the great salt storm of 2016 has started

TAKE SOME TIME RIGHT NOW TO THINK ABOUT WHAT THOSE FAGGOTS AT CTR ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FEELS GOOD MAN

Jesus tapdancing Christ, these election official assholes need to stop dragging their feet and just release the results already

They are slow to confirm, but the numbers are okay.

Assuming she doesn't stroke out, probably

It's not much better.

Will check, thanks.

HABBENING

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

=CNN Analyst basically calling Wisconsin and Michigan for trump=

This guy is so tired of this bullshit - wolf blizter keeps trying to damage control and this guy is just BTFOing him

PA is going to be like Florida. They won't stop until it reaches 99-100%.

MSM is dead after this

Antitrust lawsuit when.

PA

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
why didn't they vote trump instead ;.;

Your appointment to the presidency will be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the voters.

I think we're good on PA. Michigan worries me a slight bit, but who gives a fuck with PA?

2% LEFT GUYS

KOFFING I CHOOSE YOU

Is anyone watching the ABC stream right now? The reporters have resorted to becoming salt factories. They are scratching their heads making heads and taste over how LITERALLY HITLER won.

WE DID NOT START THE FIRE!

And you know what, in that comparison, the adults were probably still more educated than the blacks.

LEAD ALMOST 50K IN PA

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!

I should of listened.

It'll be over when Pennsylvania and one of the other big ones turn red.

I don't want a real waifu. I just want real leaders for my people.

Trump needs to hire Brit Hume as his Press Secretary.

I love how he's the only honest motherfucker on the Fox Election panel.

I take it they were agreeable?

Yes nigger, that's what the President-elect does when they win.

SHADILAY BROTHERS

And here I was expecting Trump would lose and Holla Forums would be spammed with cuck porn for weeks

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Pennsylvania should be called now.
Trump wins.
All glory belongs to Kek.

And these faggots wonder why they lost

I feel as though (((they))) are trying to say something.

"KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!"

CNN is hilarious

RETAKE CONSTANTINOPLE!!

KEK WILLS IT

TAKE MY ENERGY DONALD

WE AREN'T DONE YET

WE NEED ENERGY FOR MI, PA, AND NH

TRUMP TAKE MY ENERGY

MAGA

IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

ALMOST THERE

its over if we win PA.

TRUMP

WILL

WIN

What is it called when the villain gets bigheaded and fucks up because he doesn't give a fuck? This feels like one of those times.

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

They made the right choice.

ITS 7 AM FUCK THIS; TRUMP WIN ALREADY I NEED TO SLEEP

IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING AS THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

About that.
theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/11/04/brit-hume-fumes-when-nc-vote-futility-for-evan-mcmullin-is-exposed-on-air/

Nig voters missing Obama already

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT
NO MORE CAN SHE MAKE A SPEECH
WITHOUT SPITOON WITHIN REACH
FIRE MONKEY KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON STAGE SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP!

I mean it's basically the same crap that was pulled during Brexit right?

NATE CARDBOARD SHOOTS SELF IN DICK

KOOFING, I CHOOSE YOU

I swear to god I cant wait for leftists to get blown the fuck out now that Power levels will be breaching 9000.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president

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MY COUNTY GOT *BLACKED* BUT IT DON'T MATTER
IOWA IS HIS.
THE HISPANICS *LOVE HIM*
THE BLACKS IN DES MOINES VOTED FOR HIM
FUCK
YES

lubio got re-elected. A little salty about that.

electionreturns.pa.gov/ENR_NEW

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The word you are looking for is 'Hubris'

WE MUST TAKE MI, PA, AND NH

GIVE NO MERCY AND ALL OF YOUR ENERGY

THIS IS IT

If Jewesses age so terribly why don't they sacrifice their own children?

Make the world a more beautiful place.

THE HAPPENING INTENSIFIES FAGGOTS

Mock people some more, Jewgle, that's what just got your asses Trumped in the first place.

WE ARE SICK OF THE MEDIA'S SHIT

WE ARE SICK OF BEING OK TO MAKE FUN OF

THE REVOLUTION WILL DAMN SURE BE TELEVISED

edition.cnn.com/election/results/states/pennsylvania/president

Yeah I realize Pennsylvania is what needs to be won but an estimate of the amount of time it'll take was what I was looking for. Like another hour? 10 minutes?

So how long until Obama begins the purge?

So does the fact that the vote is trickling in good for Trump because it means they're rural counties?

How long until Trump's speech?

Same here fam
This feeling must be how young people who voted for Reagan in the 80s felt.

What do you guys think, who will take the second place in Utah? Clinton or McMullin?

black people are fine with Trump. Niggers are quaking in their overpriced welfare-bought sneakers.

Post you waifus, maybe Kek will make anime real for us.

Trips confirm. It's not called one of the 7 deadly sins for nothing

Yeah, guess why, cause were fucking hard working country boys that need to actually WORK for a living.

HE WILL BEND THE KNEE OR GET REKT BY THE TRUMP TRAIN

sorry to hear that user

Drudge already called it

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

She gave all her lifeforce to the Emperor

2 minutes

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WITNESSED

KEK FOR MCMULLIN

Shadilay Praise Kek!

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

memewaifus

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TAKE BACK CONSTANTINOPLE

NEW HAMPSHIRE IS BLUE AGAIN
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS BLUE AGAIN
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS BLUE AGAIN
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS BLUE AGAIN
NEW HAMPSHIRE IS BLUE AGAIN

Watching the Dems feed right now. This guy is an extra right out of Star Wars.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

PRAISE KEK AND HAIL THE EMPEROR

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

(heiled)
May he shitpost eternal.

LUGENPRESSE

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He is getting votes from the cities too, not as much, but possible enough.

There is something far more powerful in the universe than anyone could have suspected. Kek, Kakuet & Kuk. Through the power of memes and the image of Pepe, we have ushered in a new Don. Shadilay brothers, I look forward to Trump's victory speeh tonight.

When he said we would win so much we would get sick of winning, I never realized the depth of that statement

Depends on when the last few states are called for Trump. Probably within an hour or two.

checked

Checking those trips for Hayley who a cute

How'd Virginia get so cucked though?

No, we need the memes for Trump.
Stop derailing faggot.

stay strong, friend. good times or real fucking weird times are ahead no matter what.

It means that all the fake and illegal votes were already counted so now they're doing real counting. And they're slow about it because Trump has a real chance to win.

Expect recounts, Recounts everywhere.

Less than 100 votes difference. Fug.

KOFFING I CHOOSE YOU!

CNN CANT FIGHT THE TRUTH ANYMORE, PUNDITS ADMITTING THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS PISSED AND WANTS CHANGE.

Bong here. It is currently 06:02 and I plan on staying up with you all to the end.

SHADILAY MY BROTHERS

Already posted my waifu, might as well do it again.

What's that? The temperature for the ovens?

Thread Theme

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CALL IT ALREADY WITH 95 % CHANCE THIS SHOULD BE WRAPPING UP.

It's a good sign I guess, but, I just want to hear the speeches before I log off.

SHITPOSTING IS APPROACHING CRITICAL MASS

Any live salt coverage?

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

it's that faggot "uneducated whites" meme again. because apparently a trucker or factory worker living paycheck to paycheck is a fucking moron compared to the unemployed libshitter with $90,000 in student debt.

Already did in the last thread

When are these states going to get finally called?

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The Balkans here. It is 8am.

Ah, that's it.

Nice trips.

sorry to hear that, user

WHY ARE (((THEY))) TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO ANNOUNCE THE RESULTS?

DC kike and goy traitor spillover.

/k/ would love this

Holy shit, what's taking so long? They really don't want to call a Trump victory, do they?

I am proud to have this man as my president.

PUSH!

Probably niggers + D.C. sprawl.

TOPKEK

mass immigration of curry niggers, there are some places where people ask me if I am foreigner when I go there.

Quads checked

North Africans are okay, American darkies are all niggers. The only reason North Africans are decent is because they're basically all mulattos.

My waifu has a tank.

Dammit, well however NH turns out they put up a good fight.

Denial.

I AM A HARDCORE BELIEVER IN MEME MAGIC

When he gets the 270 and not before.

What the fuck are these people smoking.

NYT general election forecast right now.

I just want to see trump with at least 270, I'll just watch the speeches tomorrow

I swear to fuck its a fix away.

CONSTANTINOPLE IS OURS!!

PRAISE OUR LORD JESUS!!

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No, no they don't.

=CLINTON SUPPORTERS HAVE LOST ALL HOPE==

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

Niggers in Norfolks, Newport News, and Richmond. Carpetbagging Yankees, Kikes, and Arabs in Northern Virginia. The big (((urban areas))) went for Clinton. Normal Virginians went for the God Emperor.

Sincerely,
An 804 fag who voted for Trump

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

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Trump Called President Elect by Decision Desk

TRUMPWAVE FOR YOUR SOUL

TRUMP2016

They're desperate. They are probably looking for a way to rig this as we speak. They don't realize that it's too late.

Irrelevant. PA is 20 electorates, NH is 4.

All the people with the authority to call it keep killing themselves first.

NoVa is basically half niggers and half D.C. suburbs. Most of the rest of Virginia hates them.

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MICHIGAN
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A friend talked about a relative in California voting in Michigan. WTF? You can do that shit?

SHOW ME 270 KEK
WE LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Some of you may know who this is

Looks like college education includes marxist indoctrination. Good point. DRAIN THE SWAMP !

We grabbed this victory by the pussy. Good job comrades. I love you all.

D.C. cucks + all the felons that got voting rights by the governor.

NO

WE TAKE ALL OF THEM

Unless she flips some shit, which is not happening, she can't possibly win

MUH RUSSIA

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

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IN THEIR HEARTS THEY'VE ALREADY LOST

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Concession speech when?

wew

It has been an honor to shit post with you gentleman. We did it. Hail KEK. KEK bless the God Emperor. MAGA.

CNN nigger bitching about russia. It's like clockwork kek

Love from Osaka!

Good job American Piggu

kek confirms

lmao Fox still talking about Hillary winning Michigan and PA like wtf nigga

but hillarys at 215

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THEY'RE TRYING TO DRAW IT OUT!

END THIS NOW user! FINISH HER!

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Yeah. It seems like we're just waiting for PA to finish counting their votes before declaring it for Trump.

Trump's been pulling away from Hillary in Michigan it's just taking forever.

what a good time to be a PA resident

Yeah they are squeamish, they know they will get fucked hard. Trump turned their world upside down as an election candidate, can you imagine what will happen when he is in office.

Hillary lost to a literal meme.

It's just that they weren't (((properly educated))) and that's a good thing.

Blue AZ has to be the strangest meme of this cycle.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST SIX HOURS STRAIGHT AND MY FACE MUSCLES ARE BUSTED BUT I'M NOT TIRED OF WINNING YET

Sorry to hear that user.
You got Hitler dubs and Trump won the election so it's not all bad.

fuck it, will play some patriotic music ive been wanting to listen to as a marching band nerd

PA GO RED AND MAKE ME AS RICH AS A JEW

Dunno. If you only rig the vote a little then it's much more effective.

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KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

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Who else in DC want to have a MAGA celebration if trump wins?

is it even possible for her to PA now? That 2% will need to consist of about 50k people unanimously (((voting))) for hillary

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It's not over yet you cunts

More gems from ABC's stream

Turns out if you lie about poll numbers and go for pure confirmation bias, reality disagrees and you get BTFO.

It will be funny to see journos try to get back into trump's good graces

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Hm, I went to Virginia years ago & I saw plenty of niggers & chinks, but I figured it was contained to a small area.

THE CONSTANINTOPLE ERA HAS BEGUN!!!

Fucking Poetry

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Tumblr has decided that this is all Gary Johnson's fault.

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SHADILAY

CNN is basically saying that Trump will be president, and good or bad things might happen.

"if" there is anti-muslim rhetoric

"the republicans will have to fix obamacare now that they are in charge"

Years of lugenpress are being unraveled at record levels.

KOFFING I CHOOSE YOU!!!

New Hampshire was called for her, but it is still close and Trump is trailing by less than 90 votes.

Maine goes for Shillary :-(

PRAISE KEK

WE CAN STILL DO THIS BOYS.

270 check 'em

moot was a mistake

THIS IS TAKING TOO MOUCH TIME, THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL IT

PRAISE KEK

My county isn't total cucks!!!

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I TOO, KNOW THAT FEEL user

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the fags at CNN are trying to plead with Trump to listen to them after they shat on him for more than a year.

6/10, made me check

TOP KEK!

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, MIGHTY KEK

!!!

KEEP PUSHING

GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Fuck him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

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JUST CALL THEM ALREADY

SO scared they made us rejoice too fast so we can lower our meme guard

PA democrat here. Me and another democrat voted Trump today, and I've been on board from the beginning. I knew Bernie was a pussy ass bitch based on how he gave that fucking podium away.

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WE'RE DOING IT

TORUMPU

if anime becomes real fuck having a waifu, and give me a giant robot so I can start my own right wing mecha death squad

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OYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

God, I love being white.

!!!!!=

Best tweet of the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO TASTY

How long until it is sure sure? 7AM nosleep here.

also

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Fake and gay, though it would've been fucking hilarious if it was real.

The future's looking bright if Trump can hold.

WELL DONE MCMUFFIN

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DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! DO IT!

What is Shadilay?

I want a stand

STOP THE WAIFU MEMES, MORE KEK AND TRUMP

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these assholes are stalling

This has been a lovely night.

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They'll continue to blame everyone but themselves till the day they die.

NEW HAMPSHIRE 700 DIFFERENCE

would be awkward for her to give a speech while riding her private jet to Qatar

And Chris Chan

Brit here.

Brexit+++, lads.

Of course Yandere-chan would be for Trump!

THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE

FUCK YOU

I guess she should go back then huh?

99/10, made me check em

DO YOU SMELL VICTORY

It's fake unfortunately.

twitter.com/moot/with_replies

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But user, why not a waifu who will pilot a giant robot alongside you?

Posting again, let Kek's will be made flesh.

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TRUMP NOW 2 FULL PERCENTAGE POINTS AHEAD IN MICHIGAN

he's down by 4,000 now :/

foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/presidential-election-headquarters#senate-races

High energy good news from a MO:

Is Missouri officially Dixie now?

Wtf I love McMiffin now

what ever happened to him?

thx fam

Canuckistani here.

who the fuck is mcmuffin

It's great how the planet just works things out

2016: The Year The Globalists Lost

Too good to be true I guess.
Once a cuck always a cuck.

TWITTERFAGS GO THERE AND MINE SALT

WEW

holy shit checked

CALL PA ALREADY

Winning feels so good

Trump up by 80000 in MI

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wtf is up in PA?

Oh this is good. this is just too fucking good.

spic here
VIVA PRESIDENTE TRUMP

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OBAMA IS GOING ACTIVATE HIS TRUMP CARD

The Democrats have lost all three houses. That means they have to take the Supreme Court. So, what are they going to do? Obama specialized in constitutional law. Obama will resign, officially out of "protest." During the lame duck presidency, Joe Biden will appoint Obama to the Supreme Court.

The next four years is going to be the Supreme Court versus Trump.

Western Canada here.
Good work America.

Witnessed

/R/ING THE WEBM WHERE THEY CALL DONALD TRUMP A CLOWN BUT THEN SURGES IN THE LEAD

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PRAISE YOU LAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS AND THE CONFEDERACY

WHAT A YEAR, WHAT A YEAR~

MI-FAGS! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR STATE WAS THIS RED?

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He'll keep the popular vote right? I'd hate for the libshits to win it and use it as the reason to dispute the results.

1.7% of PA remaining hurry the fuck up already

toasters make the best waifus

dat sweet salt

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Dubs of truth brothers! It's not over yet, keep giving him your quantum memetic high energy and don't stop shitposting until it's official! We russian hackers now boyz.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

It's fucking 7:15am here in Slav-land, I haven't slept and I have to be at work in less than 2 hours.

And it was all fucking worth it. Just waiting for those fuckers to call PA and Michigan to make it official.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

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Did in the last thread, but why not again?

WE'RE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I just need to hear the Emperor's speech and then I will go to sleep.

sauce?

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I never left. Just posted some fresh OC a little bit ago.

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wait a minute! That is my wife!

Reagan.

YIFF IN HELL, DEGENERATE!!!

Good luck getting that through Congress.

HIGH ENERGY

he's winning by around 60k right now with a little more than 2% left to count.

We'll impeach his ass from the court.

SHADILAY
SHADILAY
SHADILAY
SHADILAY
SHADILAY

wew

He's still around. Posted today on Holla Forums.

YEAR OF THE FIRE MONKEY

confederate dubs checked, the South soldiers on

youtube.com/watch?v=ABvfHeRUp_4

LIVE STREAM FROM TRUMP TOWER

Fox Jews are currently shilling hard against Trump and pushing the "I'm scared" angle but they are being played in the tower so, necessary evil till the god emperor himself appears

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

The results seem to be hanging, just like in Brexit when (((they))) made a killing on currency changes…

Is Detroit red?!

Follow up with the pic which theorizes that all this is revenge for his friends that died in twin towers, if you mighty Kek wizards wouldn't mind.

I CAN SMELL IT…I CAN SMELL THE VICTORY….BROTHER…

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What MMO?

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SHADILAY, BROTHERS

DID WE WIN YET?

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What game? I'll go pretend I"m a democrat that's about to kill himself for Hillary.

Maybe you and I
we can still make it right
we can LIGHT UP THE NIGHT!

MORE SALT FOR KEK

mongrels go back too, a martini that is half full of shit is not a martini

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Anyone?

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

FULL FORCE AHEAD

Uncle Joe could try to appoint judges to his heart's content, it would still have to be approved by the Senate

KEK HAS ORDAINED IT
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

You know user, I'm not sure if I can handle the smugness overload of seeing 'TRUMP IS PRESIDENT' as the headline on CNN and HuffPo.

You can feel it too, can't you?

No

More likely he will escape to the cushy UN position he had ready since last year.

Why won't these cucks call it?

Ha, good one m8.

And that 2% is in hardcore Democrat territory.

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both of them or just one

MAGA

Another reminder that TORposters are apparently retarded. Senate has flatly refused to even listen to King Nigger about appointing a new justice, and that is necessary to appoint one.

Atlantic Canada reporting in. Forecasting mass salt. Please annex us, we have good fish.

The president only nominates Supreme Court justices for congress to decide to confirm. The president doesn't just place people there.

Going to go down as one of the Best Years of my life, and I'm only 21 and still a virgin

I'm so happy to share this moment with you guys… I've been with you since Trump said he was running, and finally it comes down to this. Always bet on Trump. Always… Kek be with you

It's almost time user. The day we have awaited for years has finally come.

GIVE PENNSYLVANIA YOUR ENERGY
THIS IS THE LAST PUSH

I was worried I made a terrible mistake

QUESTION
What do you guys think Hillary is up to now? How does she feel?

Can't, people are still voting there

FULL SPEED

NO BRAKES

LET'S TAKE IT ALL

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Y'ALL BETTER BE READY TO RECORD BOTH SIDES IN 1080P

Watch this TyT link:

youtube.com/watch?v=aZOW_9rVkdo

chink is literally calling for a race war

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

concession speech when?

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ANGLOSPHERE UNITE

WE'RE SO CLOSE WE CAN ALMOST TASTE IT. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE BETTING WHICH STATE GOING TO CAVE IN FIRST TO GIVE TRUMP THE VOTES HE NEEDS!

WE'LL MAKE IT ALL OF THEM!
DEUS VULT!

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FFXIV
Feel free to bully. Too much smug in the reserves to give a shit.

Satan that shit is sexy as fuck, don't you know some of us are nofap and that shit ain't helping.

TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL
TOO CLOSE TO CALL

I feelings that I have felt today are what I bet it feels like to have a gf. That you for teaching me these feelings, Trump.

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Victory

no. Wayne County (has Detroit + Hamtramck + ??? Park + the cake-eating Grosse Pointes) is about 2/3 blue, which is actually pretty remarkable

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TEAGAN DID NOTHING WRONG
REMOVE ALTO
PRAISE KEK

Trump is a Clown. He just happens to be the clown who'll help us make America great again.

I personally will be impregnating women in Japan with the sheer volume of my ejaculate.

Plane to Qatar, living in fear for how little is left of her life

I'M ON BOARD

ENERGY CANT BE CONTAINED!

CNN IS BLAMING PUTIN FOR HILLARY LOSING THE ELECTION.

I AM FUCKING DYING

MAGA

CHRIST ITS A FIX JESUS

Shadilay is love, Shadilay is life

Ayy.

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I'M READY

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Thank you so much, Kek.

that filename describes my sides right now

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A WEBM!

Some poll results show Hillary needs 55, but is only likely to get 18. It's looking good…

I just got home from night class, how is it going?

Was there ever even a shred of evidence that the leaks were done by Russians?

The year's not over yet, KEEP WINNING!!!

MAGA
Today is just the first step.

Thanks for correcting the record faggot.

Trump is the right hand of KEK. The God Emperor.

You will be the first on DOTR

Is this what winning feels like?

link to stream?

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link to where Trumps Speech is going to be?

yeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss

TRUMP JUST NEED 25% OF THE LAST VOTES IN PENNSYLVANIA

FUCKING CALL PA ALREADY, IT'S ALREADY AT 98%

The Jew York Times REFUSES to update their election map! They are in complete denial of the fact that THE CUNT IS FINISHED AND GOING TO PRISON.

God Bless America and God Bless Bet365

JESUS DOES LOVE YOU

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The ponyfags, furfags, and that one narutofag better not come back

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FARAGE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK WITH DONALD IN THE WHITEHOUSE. He said he would be flying in Wednesday.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE WINNING

JUST WAIT FOR THE DON

THE GREAT SALT STORM OF 2016 STARTS LADS

Trump won, son.

twitter.com/DonaldPrezTrump/status/796230305262800897

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek please make my waifu real

VICTORY SPEECH IMMINENT!!

i was promised a redhead

I plan to make her mine

This is what making America great feels like.

Me too. This is fucking great.Trump only needs to win Arizona and one of the lake states, and he wins. But he is getting Pennsylvania and two lake states and Alaska and Arizona.
WE FUCKING WON

AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
THE SILENT MAJORITY HAS WON THIS ELECTION

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

VICTORY IS SO CLOSE

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Desperate? Of course they're desperate - they can smell their death, and the sound they make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.

w e w

Bilingual education in Cali passed overwhelmingly…I'm almost positive by the way it was worded on the ballot people misunderstood what it meant.

What is the EC votes count at right now?

DOW FUTURES TANKING

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Vince is gonna be the Happiest Irish American in the World, donated to the Campaign, and has the first President who has Main Evented a Wrestlemania, along with the first President who is a WWE Hall Of Famer

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It will be at this link whenever it happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w

This one's a little bit dangerous to meme into existence, but I'm willing to take the risk

YOU'RE GONNA GET TIRED OF WINNING

Choosing a clown as his right hand sounds very much like something a god of chaos would do.

He doesn't even need Arizona. Either Michigan or Pennsylvania will put him over.

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ITS TOO EARLY FOR A SPEECH ITS FIXED

POST WINNINGS

I'm sorry lad, I wasn't ready for it. It just came out of the fucking blue.

YES

Witnessed

301 and I get my waifu?

>>8141702==YOU BETTER FOLLOW THROUGH ON THIS, user!==nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/pennsylvania

Thank God the U.S. dodged the bullet of Islamization currently raping Europe. A damn shame about Canada though.

Is ogre and they know it, you can see it on their faces. The press now has a full years history of shitting all over not only the most powerful man in the country, but one who is known to be vindictive towards his enemies.

Its gonna be good.

Remember that Obama shat on trump in public after he was elected, watch for the highest concentrations of smug when Trump gets sworn in by king nigger himself.

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KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU

I work as an investment advisor tomorrow is gonna be a long day

But worth it

FEELS GREAT DOESN'T IT?

WWE HALL OF FAMER and PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

LANDSLIDE VICTORY

244. It'll be past 270 quite shortly.

No mate. This feeling will never go away. You will never lose respect for it, it will never betray you, and it will never act like a crazy bitch.

How about Holla Forums?
Literally one of the few websites on the planet that actually defended Trump.

For the good of us all!

"Any sign of Huma?"

NOPE, BACK IN JIHADISTAN

hopefully, Trump stops the subsidization of illegal immigrants so they fuck off and the bilingual shit isn't needed.

link to site?

KEEP PUSHING VICTORY IS SOON OURS

IT IS STILL WAY TOO SON TO GET TIRED OF WINNING, BOYA

waifu police pls go

The results seem to be hanging, just like in Brexit when (((they))) made a killing on currency changes…

thanks user

I'll take the haircut, so fucking worth it

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Canada might get uncucked by proxy. They are americas bitch after all

Says the weebfag.

You all deserve this so much boys

Once the Emperor cuts off the funding that shit will end rapidly.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THIS HARD, BOYS?

I can't wait for Trump to make anime real.

The suspense is killing me, but I will not rest until they've announced that Trump has won!

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

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Thanks Holla Forums. I haven't been on 8ch in the last few months but I planned to spend these last few hours here for great lulz and happenings.

Despite the outcome, spending the elections of 2008 and 2012 on 4chan was incredibly lulzy and it certainly shows that even after two years since the exodus, you can still be an entertaining bunch of faggots. This time though without a doubt we can celebrate victory.

Despite a few outstanding states I will be calling it a night but will return tomorrow (or today, technically) for the aftermath. But this is one of many battles we must face and conqueror in order to make America great again.

Thank you 8ch, thank you America and thank you all you niggers for certainly making this a wild ride.

Megan Kelly just mention Anthony Weinter lmao

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haha what a dumb cuck'd niggerfaggot. We evolved just like Pepe did, he's just pissed he couldn't handle the bantz and stepped off the train when he couldn't handle being a conductor and leading a memetic army. Praise him boyz, Kek is blessing us with a meme christmas tonight.

look at that fag's timestamp, lol should have wished to uncuck himself and apologized instead

HEIL

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can't afford to miss this train

Is Hillary fleeing the country right now?

Dubs confirm that yes, it is.

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alright taste, maybe a bit more that alright but not too alright

Build that wall, then kick out those fucking invaders.

WE ARE THE DUKES OF OUR DESTINIES
BESTOWED VICTORY BY OUR EMPEROR

LADS
IT WAS A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU ALL

TRUMP ISN'T EVEN IN OFFICE YET AND THE (((INTERNATIONAL BANKERS))) ARE ALREADY PANICKING

ONWARDS AND UPWARDS

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Trump will make furry porn real.

DECLARE WHEN?

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KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Who would have thought that the millennials and illegals would have done some work toward MAGA on their own?

it's fake faggo

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predictit.org

This was it. This was the one.

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ALERT!
NH IS FALLING! IF ANYONE HAS ENERGY TO SPARE HELP OUR BROTHERS THERE OUT!

the gravy train is over

please lord god, just call this shit already

CHECKED

PA AT 99%

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CHECKED

have some OC

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It's possible

Is this what fixing the sun feels like?

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please make her real kek

I am not gona lie I have been feeling really really low lately.. I actually feel positive now for the 1st time in a long time.

I'm sure there are plenty of happy Irish Americans on here too, I know. And we're damn Proud of you in your Ancestoral Homeland

dubs confirm.

I just fucking hate that the only way you think you can get your measure passed is by confusing people. Fuck I wish voters would actually research the shit they were voting on.

Yes.

But we are just getting started.

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20k MORE VOTES IN PA AND WE WIN

posting to have my place in this historic nights archives… going to join the marines now that i know i have something to fight for HEIL HITLER HEIL TRUMP 14/88 PRAISE KEK

When are they gonna call Arizona, or Wisconsin, or Michigan? This is starting to piss me off!

Kek sends his condolences.
May he eternally shitpost.

(HEIL'D)

SIX MILLION

twitter.com/Third_Position/status/796231469819658241

It is a new age with no limits.

doesn't matter, i'm sure froggo man has his plans set out for me

sure hope they include delicious, delicious brown girls though

Trump confirmed for time wizard. Furry porn has existed for decades.

GAS YOURSELF, DEGENERATE

If PA and Michigan finally get locked in, NA is literally useless.

Remember when Rick Wilson called us all masturbators?

SLICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER KILLER

I WILL!

T R U M P

R

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That's some good taste.

ALASKA FINALLY ENTERING THE RED

NBC is trying to stall calling the election for Trump for as long as possible lel

Liquidated 3/4 of my portfolio this afternoon lads. Going to buy in again after the frenzy.
Feels pretty good.

jesus christ, all the first states to finish voting still aren't called. is the DNC trying to figure out how to rig things this late in the game?

TAKE MINE

So, any LAfag know how David Duke did?

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Before tonight, it was reported that Hillary canceled her fireworks show and Obama looked worried. What changed? Did we just go to another timeline?

I will be when the result is called

PA PROUD

Shadilay to that. Or maybe we are Lain already

its not over yet dummy

==FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES I ACTUALLY FEEL HOPE.== Thank you KEK

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THEY WILL ALL EAT THEIR WORDS

kek doesn't smile upon you, faggot

WE MUST NOT CELEBRATE YET

WE NEED ENERGY

DON'T GET OVERCONFIDENT

ITS NOT OVER TILL ITS OVER

GOD BLESS THE USA

Well the joke's on him because we masturbated Trump to the Presidency

I want him to get 270 without factoring in PA. So even if Shillary bitches about how close PA is, it doesn't matter.

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They're dragging it out.

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

What a time to be alive.

REV UP THOSE VICTORY SONGS, PEOPLE

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They realized it was a repeat of the primary and they couldn't rig it enough.

you burgers have given me hope for the world

I still can't believe you won this. How the fuck did you do this /poll/? By all means you shouldn't have succeeded, and yet here we are.
I'm really starting to believe in this meme magic bullshit.

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WE DESERVE SOME SHADILAY. I LOVE YOU Holla Forums, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! TAHNK YOUUUUUUU!!

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Streisand effect m8 better turn that autism knob down a notch

pretty decent taste

ENERGY IS THE KEY

MAGA MAGA MAGA

Quick test,

Berenstein or Berenstain?

KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU!

Trump should buy up the firework display at a deep discount and have them set off.

Equestria is a right-wing, fascist state.

They don't want to user. They know they lost, now they're just being butthurt.

This

Trump will gas all furfaggots.

LOL According to.Fox, Cher shown up at Hillary HQ, took one look at the board and turned around to leave, presumable tonkill herself.

SHES 13K AWAY FROM WINNING ITS RIGGED

He wasn't wrong there. He was wrong that we weren't better than him.

i'll be surprised if hillary isn't on a plane getting the fuck out of dodge as i post this. i imagine trey gowdy's trousers can barely contain his massive erection.

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KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR WISCONSIN

THEY ARE TRYING TO RIG

WE JUST NEED TO HIT OVER 20-30K MORE IN PA AND WE WILL WIN DO THE MATH

all eyes on on this user, all eyes all over the world, and you know what that means, right?