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Like I give a shit, Euron riding the prow was fucking metal.

Yeah, it will be real metal when he gets sodomized and castrated by strong brown women in an episode or two. You're a fucking idiot for falling for this Jewish nonsense. Should be watching Twin Peaks instead.

I just look for the highlights on YouTube.

Should have read Sword of Truth instead, it has aged like a fine wine.

How many times that dude was stabbed and acted like it was nothing

Oh yeah, i forgot this is a show where people are literally immortal because reasons

Lmao well posted

It's on my to-do list now.

It's funny because it started out as a show where the gimmick was that there was no plot armour.

Perhaps they were wondering why you would cure a man, instead of letting him die friend-zoned.

terrible

None. One of the snakes was taking swings at him with a whip, and the other nicks him with a spear.
They do some faggoty cutaway shot to show the third snake below deck stabbing some random viking in the belly and dick. It's shitty editing that makes the battle confusing.

Sword of Truth is like if Ayn Rand wrote Wheel of Time and really liked rape. Only read it for fun.

Why else read anything.

And no one tried that before, ever? Didn't they have a tower full of old men whose only reason to exist is to learn about cures and shit?

It's too dangerous! The patient might die! **It's okay if they die of stone AIDS though. *,

Maybe you could learn something. Try reading something by Homer and the other ancient Greeks, Malory, Shakespeare, Cervantes, Jane Austin, the Brontes, Dickens–in fact, nearly any author we remember before Henry James and you'll see what I mean.

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Gurm's author insert finds the cure in a book, so someone tried it.

And no one else ever read that book? Were the people from the author's time then aware of this cure? Seriously, its this kind of shit that gets me even angrier when I see people praising that fat hack as "le greatest worldbuilder ever XD"

Austen*
It's a typo. I make typos when I'm stressed. I'm a human being.

I wasn't talking about the typo.

In this regard, it's D&D's fault before Gurm's. But, yeah, Gurm's worldbuilding game is mediocre.

Yea this shit was fucking retarded

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you forgot your pic

Rand definitely likes rape. Go read Fountainhead. The "perfect man" breaks into the "almost perfect woman's" house and rapes her. The book portrays this as a good thing.

because Rand was a psycho

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definitely agree with you there. i just wanted to correct that other user who implied that Rand wasn't a fan of rape

It's like you've read my mind. Are you me?

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It was a good thing, it put that feminist cunt in her place.

LMAO

fag

Read a book a day, alternating fiction and non-fiction. Mixing it up helps keep your mind fresh and makes it easier to maintain the pace.

Average person spends 5.5 hours a day reading on their smartphone, at 200wpm (average adult reading speed) that's a 66,000 word novel.

This has been your red pill on why the conservative mindset is personal responsibility. You decide how you use your life.

Why didn't he give him some fucking milk of the poppy though? He has to cut like half his skin off.

No thanks m8, I read enough textbooks in school. I don't read anything that doesn't have wizards or spaceships in it.

>Let the games begin!

I can never finish a book. It's always really interesting but I quit after page 50 or so. My attention span is fucked.

How can white 'women' even compete?

What are your opinions on audiobooks? I work at a job that's basically easy as fuck hell (simple data entry) and my motions have become automated. This allows me to put on headphones and just listen to 1 audio book for 8 hours straight.

I've gone through almost 10 to 15 books so far in 2 weeks - more than I could've done in 1 year.

p.s. Ann Coulter narrates her own books and her voice is particularly soothing. Weird, huh?

Why is that a png? Fucking vlc.

instead of a painkiller, he gives him booze, which will make him bleed more.

Lots of pandering in this show. Fat people get people killed in real life.

You're a big guy

Audiobooks are kino.

you should read what is posted here, the rest is unwatchable trash

Mein Neger
Jane Austen is bland trash for women who think they can create or understand literature.

I started reading the first book and I thought it was garbage, couldn't get through a third of it. But I was under the impression that the series was good. I watched three or so episodes of it and it's garbage too. It's just a fucking soap opera with a fantasy coat of paint on top of it.

Does she still have the CGI nipples like last time?

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Maybe Sam is just a sadist?

I'm guessing the real reason is they are afraid the audience can't understand what milk of the poppy is, that it would confuse most of the tumblrinas and they'd think it was a potion or something. Plus I think they wanted same to swig some rum as the easiest way to show he was nervous and under high stress.

It's been mentioned numerous times on the show already so most people figured out and those that don't can easily find that could explain it.

No, that's terrible. You might well not read any books for how much you're gonna remember.

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Before the show was enjoyable dumb, now it's just painful dumb.

Note - I always skipped the Dany scenes because those were always painful dumb.

They've been hyping up Euron as the next Joffrey/Ramsey. The guy that's evil for the sake of being evil that people will cheer when he gets killed off. Meanwhile GRRM will claim his series has no good guys or bad guys, it's just that deep.

The real question is, how buff is Gendry going to be after all this rowing, and is he going to pick Theon up in his boat?

Theon hopefully will just go off and not be in the story anymore. There's nothing interesting left there.

This. I knew a guy who read 'a book a day' and he was a moron, but worse, he thought he was smart because he read a book a day.

Theon will go on Gendrys wild ride and row the seas for year unending

Is the balm at least a special brew made of various rare ingredients?

It's probably just fucking aloe vera

all important books have been turned into movies already, only retarts read in this day and age

I for one hire actors to act out all Holla Forums threads I wanna post in, if you can still read you are on the wrong side of history

ahahahahahahaha americans

This tbqh

Unlike Joffrey or Ramsey, Euron has so far only killed faggots who totally need to be killed off or are meaningless in the grand scheme of things anyway and I hope he will kill some more of those, including his literal faggot niece.

After women being able to fight, this is the most outrageous lie this shitshow has ever produced.

You know that Euron will be killed by dickless fag Theon to "save" Yara (who will escape anyway, because she's a fat, stronk lesbian who needs no man), right?

What will also happen:

Completely serious question: How the hell can you still watch this schlock after the hot garbage fire that was season 6? At least GRRM fucking makes sense 80% of the time.

I pirate it the day after only because I know it will end soon, and I want to see how bad the ending will be.

Is it because 80% are food descriptions and other filler?

Don't forget become a world renowned author. Truly the greatest author insert.

It's only filler if you're some dipshit who went into this series expecting a fantasy hack and slash instead of character-driven drama and descriptions of food and diarrhea

I hope someone streams the final episode so we can all laugh at it together. Or the ending leaks early so we can spoil it to half the internet like Holla Forums did with Fallout.

Can't refrain from using Yiddish terms Ephraim?

Only in a sick, degenerate, Jewified society is something this morally abhorrent is possible.

Should have been a trilogy.

When he found out he could pad the story to extend his 15 minutes of fame it became inevitable that the books would be a bloated mess. All he has to wrap up is what he had in the original outline, the ice people show up and they have a big fight with all the characters, the end.

Yeah, there was a guy who did it and cured a person or two but ended up catching it himself.

Serious missed opportunity for Jorah to get greyscale on his dick and have to cut it off thus cementing his allegiance to team dickless.

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Tbh it should have been one standalone book. Unless your story needs it there's no reason except greed to bloat it to several volumes.

that guy looks like he enjoyed getting penetrated by gentlemen of color

t. projector

that and what I said are not mutually exclusive

I want to face fuck Syrian girl.

It takes one to know one, I suppose.

this show is full of dumb shit but you just suck at watching. it wasn't about ripping off the skin, it was the special ointment he applies after. the process is incredibly painful and is basically the person sitting there with no top layer of skin all infected. the maester said it was able to be cured if caught early enough in kids, and then maybe by amputation depending on the limb, but it had spread to his chest and back. the special recipe was for the ointment and the risk of death was from pulling a man's fucking skin off with a knife with no anesthesia

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why the fuck would you watch anything that doesn't make you angry?

The reason the process was forbidden is that it is really really hard to not contract the disease yourself while doing it.

And incidentally, if Sam is worried about being discovered how does he intend to hide a skinless man who is cured?

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Hang a lampshade. Mr Maester will come in and say "Sam, you broke our rules by stealing our shit and curing this man of greyscale and making me look imcompetent in front of a nobleman." Then he will say "Safe travels, Ser Mormont" and that will be the end of it. They might mention that this shit is why Qyburn got kicked out, but probably not. That time is better spent on a cunnilingus scene between minor characters.

People just want to see how it ends. Even the liberals are calling this show messy schlock.

I wonder how Jon and Dany's scene will play out. Will she don a fuckhuge strapon and drill his butt? Will she fart on him? It's a straight scene with a guy who isn't castrated so how will they pozz it up?

Trying toooo hard

Jon will bend the knee and eat Queen Fatass out to show he is submissive to the true Queen. If Jon is a Targaryen and if Jon is supposed to marry Danerys, does that mean the Jews are going to begin promoting incest?

She'll share her mate with her bloodriders.

Too dangerous for the maester*

Dany's insanity is from incest.
Dany's dad's insanity is from incest.
Dany's brother's insanity is from incest.
Joffrey's insanity is from incest.

Yeah, sure, I guess, D&D are retarded enough to ignore Aunt x Nephew faggotry. I think it's too much to hope for D&D making a big reveal about how Dany was the villain the whole time like they should.

The kikes are pushing to normalise HIV right now.

I think that was just him being a cunt.

Valyerians are incest immune for reasons and insane for other reasons, which have to do with Valyria being magical Rome that blew itself into a smoking sea crater because they wuz wizards and shit. It's like saying Dany is fire-immune because of incest.

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Not sure about the events in the book, but the show at least hinted at the fact that Bran uncontrollably wogged back into the Mad King in a nightmare and thus ignited some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy.

I think those were just visions, not him controlling anything

D&D and Gurm need to sit in a corner and be ashamed. The only good time travel story was Bill and Ted.

He was not in control of his dream, he basically had the same effect on the Mad King as he did on Hodor, or when he called out and young Ned Stark turned around and looked in his direction. Three Eyed Raven was urging caution in him exploring his abilities too quickly without mastering them for these reasons.

You should just force yourself so your attention span doesn't stay fucked.

stop using the internet for a while

It was more of a static vision in that case, especially since the scene in question was Aerys already at full insanity. Aerys got fucked up at Duskendale when he was taken prisoner. If Bran messed up Aerys (which is a funny idea) then it was probably back then.

I wonder if it will come out that Blood Raven is the one that fucked up Aerys in the books, trying to warg the king to control things but only managing to break his brain.

Oh, so that explains the completely exasperating sequence with the guy in the other continent so sad at having greyscale in his fucking finger but not cutting it off. GOD FUCKING FUCK, "NEVER THOUGHT OF IT"? He was described (going by the book, I don't watch the garbage) as having the tip of the finger "ONLY".
Are you fucking kidding me?

I remember all that shit but it still doesn't make sense.

If he can time travel and control people through his mind, why would he pick on some fat kid and turn him into a retard? Why not someone of worth?

I thought that he had to control Holdor so he can hold the door and so thats how the fat kid got retarded, because he had to hold the door. Which is why in the past he got retarded and started saying that.

Yeah time travel is confusing and shouldnt be used ever.

Except in vydia.

Primer too timekino for you?

Jorah didn't even get greyscale in the books, if I remember right. The old knight who was guarding the supposed Targaryen child had it

BATUL BRUTHAS

I was kind of hoping that this show would go full anime with their stuff, Like Jorah keeping his stoneskin as a extra layer of armor when he fights, or Qyburn reanimating the bones of the dead dragon to fight Danys. At least that would be fun.
But that would imply they want this show to be more than just dull minimal effort slop for normalfags to work themselves into a tizzy over.

Goddamn, D & D are absolutely fucking incompetent

No, watch the sequence again, Bran is dreaming of the White Walkers, thinks to him "Burn them all," has flash backs to the Mad King yelling "Burn them all," except it's not really a flashback, it's Bran piping his visions of the White Walkers into the Mad King's mind with orders to "Burn them all," which overpowers and damages his mind and comes out as "Burn them all" rambling interpreted by his people as orders to kill the people of King's Landing.

Bran has previously seen "Hodor" at Winterfell as a normal individual, his distressed mind maybe when back to that point inadvertently, point is, he so strongly implanted "Hold the door" that he became a tard with the sole purpose of one day holding the door.

Right, he repeated "hold the door" so many times it eventually over time go simplified to "Hold Door", to "Ho-Dor." It was not his name, but his purpose in life. To hold a fucking door so a cripple could escape.

Everything Bran changes in the past has already happened. This isn't fucking back to the future.

Are we even watching the same show? I don't know how you can watch it and interpret it any other way.

It's like the Matrix, everything that happened happened and could happen no other way.

Bran always did the time travel thing it was always set in stone that he would do that.

Warning, it goes to shit after book 5.

Do portraits exist in the GoT universe? I can't remember seeing any in the show. There was that royal blood book with descriptions only.

Keep an eye open for D&D to drop a family portrait of the Starks in Winterfell, watch it closely to find out which Starks fade in and out existence. Only way to be sure.

Holy fucking shit. I knew the show was fucking bad, but this shit is bad fanfiction tier.

sounds redundant.

On this week's edition of "what is GRRM doing instead of writing TWOW"

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space nigger is making videogames now?

ayfkm famalam?

He need to appeal to Reddit somehow.

Holy shit, it's worse than I thought.

dis gon be good

But Space Engine is already a thing.

Out of the three only the chink has anything to actually offer the project.

Oh, boy, can't wait for all the descriptive rape porn. Who thought a space simulator and bodice rippers could go hand in hand?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I bet it got dem planets and sheit

I think it also has an in game cash shop. Spending real world money on virtual shit is a mark of quality.

I'd sooner se him write another fantasy "trilogy" than finishing Winds.

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I wonder if GRRM will force NdGT to hire his friend Chelsea Van Valkenburg for the "video game".

wew

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That wouldn't do anything good. They wouldn't be able to breathe fire. They wouldn't be able to fly.

They would just be sad Skeletons.

Also reanimation like that is stupid. It should never be pure skeltons. Mummies > skeletons

I liked how all his skin grew back by the next day and "no sign of active infection," well you're released, go infect the seven kingdoms!

Except for all the times it had been cured.

Ripping off the infected skin doesn't cure it. Were you even paying attention? Jesus.

When did that happen?

that was weeks later, it was the same time it took Snow to travel

Proven correct.

That was good old-fashioned child abuse, actually.

It's not like they have search engines and shit to index all their books.

Don't worry, night's king will resurrect dragons that will breathe ice instead..

I don't necessarily think events in the show take place in any synchronization.
I just wonder because either Sam did the whole procedure all in one night, because Joran was suppose to be forcibly expelled to Valyria the next day? So the Maester would have noticed sooner.

We just saw The Unsullied take Casterly Rock, and the Lannisters take Highgarden in a single day. Euron had to sail all the way back around Dragonstone, Dorne, and the Reach to beseige the Unsullied at Casterly Rock, and Jamie had to march march all the way from King's Landing to Casterly Rock for the Lannister Army, and then down to Highgarden, and win a battle against the Tyrells and some of their bannermen.

Everyone in the show can teleport and bend time. Arya is still traveling through the Riverlands, Bran has just arrived at Winterfell, and Jon's only been at Dragonstone for a day.

Bran no longer sounds like half the badass he once was.

Just another hippie that tries to explain his consciousness expansion and won't shut up about mushrooms and jokes about the time his sister got raped.

Pretty ridiculous.
However, current medicine is quite similar in some respects.
Doctors are extremely hard headed, and stuck in their ways.
The medical field in general does not accept new cures - buries them and sticks with the same shit for 50 years until more or less forced to change, unless it is profitable - in which case a medical supplies company will bribe them into saying that it is the best cure, and then bribe them into starting using it in their hospital.

If you think that all new amazing treatments are suddenly picked up, and that all medical knowledge is discovered and universally applied - you are wholly ignorant.

It more or less works like this - apart from Sam would be kicked out and have his license taken away - regardless of whether it worked.
Medicine also has the "do no harm" policy - which would make something like this highly contrary.
Sam read something, like you might read on the internet somewhere, a medical study that worked once - but was buried for various bureaucratic reasons - you ask your doctor about it, he says either he has never heard of it, or that it wasn't fully proven or ratified - lets you die rather than try it.
Experimental cures are almost always rejected.

So yes, they are a couple of kikes and probably had no idea what they were doing - but it turns out to be a little more realistic than you would expect.

So, Bran has access to incest rape porn whenever he wants? Lucky bastard.

that was Yara's fleet

That sounds familiar…
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Like pottery.

Truly a fate worse than death.

as in the Sonic Boom developers?

You only noticed that now? Not when the ebil snow zombie king showed up?

It was both. Euron had just been at King's Landing promising Cersei a gift. Then he took Sneks and Yara at sea, brought them back to King's Landing, then sailed all the way back around to Casterly Rock to outflank the Unsullied who had just taken The Rock.