ITT: Movies women will literally NEVER understand

Just saw this, I saw several women in the crowd looking completely disinterested and some on their phone.

inb4 the usual responses of 300, the thing, master and commander, yeah we get it, women don't understand film in general.

but don't post a fucking war movie, that's "women don't get film 101". post some obscure shit, or something you wouldn't expect to see in a thread like this.

Women just cannot understand the brilliance of Dunkino.

Another thing, I really love that they portrayed the Ju 87 Stuka's siren correctly. Shit was fucking terrifying.

Women don't see it as a proper depiction of how insane they are.
Only men understand how great all of his films are. Women just see an aged man doing impossible actions sequences, while we all see a man struggling to keep the old ways relevant; battling the new face of crime with flair.

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She's got some "notes" on the evils of "hetero-normative". Can't wait!

God, imagine being a woman just drifting from popular thing to the next pretending to be interested or even deeply moved by it. Every week these girls will have some "life changing moment" from a shitty pop culture event. I've never met a woman who genuinely had a hobby

Ex Machina
Ava acts exactly like a real human female. All women, and most men, refuse to believe that. Everyone wants to think real women have empathy.

They cannot understand how much the man with the mask just really has to crash all those planes with no survivors. Getting caught was also a part of his plan.

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palanigger is a faggot jew and muh morgan freeman.

There are better examples fam

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Most of the faggots on this board can't even properly appreciate RepoKino

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Reminder that if you're thinking about going to a convention, only got to small to medium sized ones in your local area, not giant ones like Comic-con

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In what reality is this even a tangentially proper behaviour, attitude, or post? Why people like this type of content? People on 2017 unironically post their faces crying at some stupid pop culture theme of the week and it's seen as acceptable by their peers? Unbelievable.


It's specially noticieable now, since trendy shit changes basically every 3 days and women are really eager to jump and virtue signal over some inane jew manufacured superflous facebook righteousness, meme, movie, whatever. Weak minded, stupid and with truly no other purpose than procreation.

RAMJAM

Holy fuck, i need to go shoot up my nearest theater now.

Representation is the most faggotiest trash. Only low IQ dipshits need characters that "look like them" to be able to empathize with their plights and enjoy their stories.

You sure about that, m8?

Yeah

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Stop trying to make repo a meme

They tried that by attempting to be a new rocky horror, only that's not possible and they didn't realize it until it was too late. Kys.

Wow a woman who can only talk about itself, that has to be rare!

literally all the movies posted here suck

Of course women don't get Fight Club, its narrative focuses on why feminizing and emasculating men doesn't create a healthy society and system.

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My takeaway from this movie was that at heart, all women are sociopaths, even the robot ones.

Why hasn't Nolan made a film about the destruction of Force Z.

Most action-movies, most fun comedy-movies.

I don't know how many times i have to explain to average-of-intelligence women what's going on in a movie.

trash tier + low iq

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all that stuff about nu/pol/ being composed of /r9k/-tier betas is starting to look more and more true

Sorry, are you talking about the right-wing whiners? They do the exact same thing.

I've seen several women who didn't even know who fought in WW2. They were visibly lost while watching the movie and couldn't tell who the good guys were. I'm sure there are some men that are the same way, but it's hard to believe given how they are always making comparisons to Hitler.

In terms of Holla Forums, Holla Forums doesn't get it because they're retarded commies. Holla Forums doesn't get it, because many of them are now retarded edgelords who wished the Nazis had won. Given how badly Holla Forums has been falseflagging throughout Holla Forums following the failure of their reddit recruitment campaign, I can understand why this thread has gone to shit so quickly.

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The good guys were the Germans.
The rest were jew puppets, faggot.

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I guess I'm pretty edgy if I didn't want my country to turn into a third world shithole

Is this why women can't into kino?

What's edgy about that?

who the fuck is the last one

New Doctor Who I think

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Makes sense.
What's their opinion on the film?
>>>/reddit/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/out/

It's hilarious & retarded cuckshit.


you're applying Holla Forums's actions to Holla Forums. i wonder what your agenda is?

POT KETTLE BLACK

People were wishing for that LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before Holla Forums ever even existed dude.

Yeah, reddipol marxists love to project their redditor tendencies onto other boards despite openly recruiting on reddit.
The hypocrisy is pretty disgusting tbh

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Seconding Fight Club.

I'd really like to bash her skull into pieces with a sledgehammer.

tits or gtfo

Based shitskin amirite?

Just finished watching it myself. I liked it quite a bit and I was surprised with how genuine the whole thing felt, especially with all the history revisionism you see now of days. I was even more surprised there weren't any shoehorned minorities in main roles. This seems like a love letter to those people who enjoy history, and more specifically the World Wars.

Is it worth going to see in theaters? The closest theater to me is more than an hour away.

I'd say it depends. I'm not really a war movie fan and got to see it for free. I thought it was pretty damn immersive and enjoyable, though I don't think I would have payed to see it. Now if you're the kind of person that enjoys war movies and war documentaries, I'd say it's worth seeing in theaters. The whole time I was watching it I was thinking about how I couldn't wait to tell my friend about it so he could take his dad who absolutely loves the World Wars.

Falling Down

Anything by Tartovsky or Kubrick.

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Holla Forums is a satellite to the Holla Forums board user.

Any film that involves male honor and/or dignity.

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Fight Club is more relevant now than it was in the 90s. The Soy Occupied Government have become way more powerful and now men are becoming nothing but estrogen filled soy beings.

those digits have to mean something.

Eternal Summer

…I know several women who fucking love Master and Commander. I'm a man and I just think it's pretty alright. Lots of women like watching men. It's almost like they like men or something.

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His inevitable biopic

The Reddit is strong with this one.
>>>Holla Forums

Who will play him?

Been answered time and time again.

Any movie which is older than them.

Daniel Craig

Anything by nicolas cage.
They sincerely don't know why the guy's another completely separate category of acting.

Godlike film.

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nick gillespie?

It's even worse when they direct them. I turned off "The Hurt Locker" because of how retarded it was.

Understanding their essence is a horrible Lovecraftian nightmare truth. It's so obvious and was there all the time, but when you see it, you go mad and are never the same again.

What's scary is that the first basic AI routines they create for sexbots will be indistinquishible from real women.

How'd she get that picture? Did she literally just ask someone else to take a picture of her crying at a piece of capeshit?

That was my first thought as well. How fucking awkward would it be if there were "behind the scenes" footage of her asking someone to take a picture of her crying at the movie? She would have to talk to someone normally, say, take it from over there, and then resume her totally genuine crying while looking at the screen. Fucking women.

The male brain, everyone.

This is MEE crying after watching Wonder Woman, EYEE crited multiple times during the movie and all through the Q&A. EYEE'm not sure why EYEE was invited, but EYEE was so moved by this film. EYEE never understood why anyone would stand in line to see anything or anyone at comic-con, but EYEE get it now. EYEE think EYEE finally felt represented- not that EYEE think EYEE'm a hero, but the themes and morals of this story spoke to MEE and reminded MEE of what matters. Sure, it's still got a very heteronormative perspective of love and EYEE got some notes, but EYEE'm going to see this movie a few more times and EYEE hope you do too (,) because it's all EYEE want to talk about.

Jesus Christ…

Really makes me wonder.

I really badly want a woman like Sarah O' Conner.
Maybe not as black-pilled, but one that isn't afraid to stack up some M72 Laws and belt-fed machine guns.
Anyone who is against guns is against you.

You wanna get pegged too faggit?

Actually, I saw Dunkirk with my mom yesterday, she liked it quite a bit, I think she even cried at one point. Excellent film, Nolan does it again, probably in the top 5 (or at least 10) war movies imo.

Makes sense that women who have given birth to boys would "get it" where the others won't.

Did you just assume that anons gender?

s-sorry

hail, equality

I wish that user WAS a girl.
We would watch original spiderman trilogy and I'd keep impregnating him in various positions all night long.

THE WESTERN FRONT WAS A MISTAKE

Fixed that for you. Conventions are cringe incarnate. It's disheartening to see so many consumerist whores who don't have purpose or meaning beyond made up stories about made up people gathering in one place.

Yay for Germany the white blood sausage grinder

If it weren't for Hitler's war, white population numbers might not be so low. You can purge the Jews from your country with out the whole "Lebensraum" and "Volksdeutsche" thing. If he won, much of Europe would be German, something non-German natsocs don't seem to get. I like much of what National Socialism is, but I can't get into it because of the excuses NatSocs make for the war. Hitler did nothing wrong should apply to how he treated Jews, not in general.

I don't understand what the fuck the big deal with the Wonder Woman really holy fuck