Ex-‘Spider Man’ Andrew Garfield Accused of ‘Straight Privilege’ for Not Having Gay Sex

Remember if you have an upcoming role of a faggot you need to take miles of cock before you can be hired.

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Incredible ((( they)))) have really created a generation of monsters.

But seriously tho, how can you really get the (((gay))) experience without having poop on your penis, having your anus destroyed or having to pay 2000$ a month for bug chasers tax?

lol

They kind of have a point though. Being gay is not watching musicals, it's taking another man's cock up your ass. The answer of course, is to phone it in, or stop taking such faggy roles.

They're right, that's not how you get into the role of playing a mentally ill person at all.

lol I was joking

I really thought Mel Gibson would have straightened his ass out after Hacksaw Ridge.

I see what you did there… ;)

they're right though
you don't get to call yourself mentally ill while acting as a normal person at the same time

Nice dubs. Who knows, maybe Garfield would be out as a true faggot instead of this halfway shit without Mel.

You have been rused if you believe Garfield is anything other than straight. He made a joke about watching gay TV programmes to prepare for his role and these outlets went absolutely mental with it, taking it super seriously. He never came out as gay.

This is why it's best to stay out of gay stuff. If you try to understand, sympathize or engage and get it wrong, they will throw a massive public tantrum calling you a homophobic hatebigot who needs to be forcefully reeducated. At best they will treat you like a second class citizen who is only useful for furthering their agenda and you'd have to be an idiot to tolerate that.

Don't you have to do that for any role, or is that just a prank on John Travolta that got out of hand

Well now he needs to actually have a sex tape leak where he is taking cock in his ass then mouth and fuck a faggot ass to mouth to prove he's not a fraud.

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

dykes are good for one thing: porn

real dykes are ugly as hell. the hot dykes you see in movies are just straight women being paid to perform sex acts on each other.

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All you stupid bastard lolbergs did this. Apologize now.

THE GAY COMMUNITY!?!

Mel Gibson rubbed off on him, what a fucking bigot.

If his character has aids, so should he.
If his character dies, so should he.

So in a way, he never had to research anything at all.

I mean, this is a matter of semantics, but some would say the defining feature of a gay man is fucking other men. You can be gay without being a prancing fairy. If you are a prancing fairy but would rather have the vagina, then you're just a faggy nancy, not gay. I'd probably hate you more. At least the gays have an excuse.