Porn/fan fiction/fan theory characterization that makes too much sense

Why does this sound so believable?

Oops I meant to say tell himself

I doubt they will have the balls to do that. But it would fit the sleazy Hollywood setting.

I want too fuck dat deer

This show only serves as an Aesop to warn against pursuing the Hollywood dream, as riches without morals leads to ruin. Being a nerd and wondering how the hell the ecology would work when every animal is humanoid is headache-inducing.

Sincerely I would've liked that BoJack had ended in season 2 with BoJack and Todd sailing towards the horizon, going for an independent life out of the rest of society.

I also would've made season 3 as a direct continuation of season 2.
The end.

Series will end with bojack suicide.

Series will end with a flash-forward to Bojack and Diane getting shot outside a theater and their fucking centaur kid will vow to become a crime fighter.

That's misunderstanding why people kill themselves. People like Bojack never commit suicide. Suicide is thinking tomorrow will be exactly the same, forever. Bojack craves the validation of being different through purely cosmetic tools "I got a new car ! I got an Oscar ! I got a new girlfriend ! I got a new movie deal ! I got a new […] ! THAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT !"
That's why he's so miserable all the time. Because as soon as he loses that car, that oscar, that girlfriend, whatever, he suddenly doesn't have anything in front of his face to hide it from the mirror.
And he doesn't like what he finds.

Also he didn't sex Peggy, but he knows he would have sexed her had her mom not suddenly barged in. And that's why it hurts.
Because THAT is who he is.
Him taking Sarah Lynn's virginity and turning her into someone so broken once again because of it is far from impossible though.

you should kill yourself

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Lucy had a crush on Charlie Brown the whole time

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Did you not read the OP?

He's saying that Lucy lusting for Charlie Brown was so obvious that it was already canon.

I never got why everyone shits on Charlie Brown so much, aside from him having bad luck. He's captain of the always losing baseball team sure, but he's probably the least awful player on it. (Besides maybe Snoopy)

Bullshit

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Ya had my attention until the law school archetype, and feminist angles are hard to sell even if a writer's room would discus that.


Everything will likely end with a focus on the pool. They've just been delaying the inevitable.

that is indeed what I was saying

Bad luck

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did bojack fucc the cunny?

everytime

Bojack Horseman is nothing more than post-modern Hollywood apologist trash. Cuck/co/ may have liked it but it was always a mixed bag here.

SAD HORSE SHOW

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no thanks

BAN THIS FILTH

Post more of this filth.

Because of how shit the writing of this show is.

post source on that filth please

if only

If everyone thought this, people wouldn't hate on Lucy and make tasteless jokes about her

Batman is a pedofag with a fetish for boys that resemble himself at around the age his parents were murdered

or is this already basically canon

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still looking for source of the porn part

sorry fam, I pulled it from twitter but I can't find it again. may have been deleted.

I checked swfchan and e621, couldn't find shit.
Looked like a pro job, maybe Shadman or Furafterdark or Zone, one of those studios.

Thats the point, and the show is more than self-aware of this

Yes, we get it after the tenth time what Bojack is. Being self-aware that it's shit doesn't mean anything if they still do what they're making fun of themselves for.

That does that make Schroeder.

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Well, compared to fucking High Tail Hall or Baddogstudios or whatever. In Flash porn "pro" is anything where you can fucking tell who or what is fucking who or what, and that someone or something is fucking.

Give it up Jason, we've got professional animators now.

cant even remember the twitter?

No it won't. Though I can't help but think that it would have been pretty justified to have him do that. I can't see any way of him fixing himself though thats perhaps because I'm not sure I believe it's possible IRL

hey this is the guy that made that animation with the naga woman giving a BJ to some furry aiming a sniper rifle isn't it?

>>>/fur/

ok I asked around some of the furry accounts I follow. Pretty strange, they say they've never seen it.
the guy in the chat that pops up, with the star-wolf avatar is obviously the guy who commissioned it. I have no idea who that is though

thanks for trying user. guess we won't find out anytime soon

**I was going to post that one but the webm was too big*

make it smaller to fit the 12mb allowed on Holla Forums?

Why are furry artists so much better than cape comic artists?

Why not just split it? or if you post a link I can do it for you

because furry artists have a degenerate passion for their craft, while capecomic artists are forced to do something they have long lost their liking for for money or a legally binding contract.

They're not, you're just a furfag.

enjoy your transgender omnisexual muslim liberal CaptainAmerica™

And they were probably bottom of the barrel in the first place. Spandex exists so they don't have to put in effort to draw clothes.

The series will end with Bojack walking into a bar and ordering a drink to drown his sorrows. The bartender then asks him "Why the long face?"

Korra being a masochist due to being a spoiled brat. So she wants the punishment she deserves.

wow thats horseist!

e621-DOT-net/post/show/997577/2016-abs-after_sex-anal-anal_penetration-animated-

good job user too bad its cucksona fex

Cue the end credits song

ayy lmao

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They're all essentially humans with animal heads

….man i still wish HTH had finished that one game

He's a downer too and thinks too much. People don't like a party pooper.

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To reply to OP: The reason is because Bojack is the kind of asshole who would do all of those things. Mr. PeanutButter or Todd? I can't see these fuckers doing a murder while snorting cocaine.

But Bojack? It's just believable because all of the horrible shit he has been through = to more stupid shit.

I'm brothered by brojack being portrayed as a bottom.