Gary "Just" Johnson snaps at Guardian reporter, rambles about weed

I used to consider myself "Libertarian" (voted for both Pauls) but please sign me up for whatever political party Trump is.

Lion Party? MAGA Party?

I used to consider myself "Libertarian" (voted for both Pauls) but please sign me up for whatever political party Trump is.

Lion Party? MAGA Party?

You are really having a bad day shitposting your target allotment today huh? Every single fucking time you post, in every single fucking tread, its always double spam. Go away you fucking p4 single core turkroach.

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Weed softened his brain.

Who the hell is voting for this idiot? Is it just the DUDE WEED crowd?

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holy shit, look at the vein popping out of his head at :19, lol

A lot of polls have shown that Johnson pulls more from the bernout crowd than the Trump crowd. That's why they tried to assassinate him in the press with the Aleppo/favorite world leader questions.

The way the reporter jerked back thinking he was about to get the SUCC

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You'd have to be an idiot to be as old as Johnson and believe in Libertarianism. We can't go full turtle and cut military - even if it could be made to work economically it would mean the rest of the world, which still hates us, would come take our shit.

checking

Oh snap what was the 8000000 get

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This fucking moron.

My sister found out that I was voting for Trump and she responded, "Why not go third party?"

Fucking joke.

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I don't know about weed but it looks like he's using something to artificially achieve the same high energy levels that Trump gets just from his own balls & dick. Like way too much caffeine, I'm not really sure.

kekked

I've been at work for the past 10 hours and my laptop is shit, hence the double post and fucked up reply. As for the shill also posting twice, it's a (((pure coincidence))). But sure, go ahead and call me a faggot shill for my computer's mistake, you paranoid autist.

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Does your sister know anything about American politics?

looks like a kike or a turkroach

Alright, I've seen this .webm before, what's the source? It's quacking crazy.

With

This summer's turkroach coup

All the polls I have seen show that he is stealing more from Hillary than Trump, which is why I have mostly refrained from spreading the videos of all his retardation and psychotic breaks

Turkish coup from July. Some roaches got rekt by soldiers.

Repost time.

eheheeheh

The fact that pro-weed politcians are almost without exception somehow mentally stunted confirms for me that cannabis causes mental degration.

He sounds drunk

That's a bit of a relief, what's the backstory? Did they try and revolt?

lol, thanks, saved

The Libertarian Party was Ron Paul, Ron Paul was Libertarian.

Born 2008. Died 2012.

He can't even lead his party to 5% in a party where the two big candidates are almost universally hated.

That was a stupid fucking question from the reporter, though. A bunch of disconnected ivy league retards spouting the same Keynesian garbage doesn't make it true. Too bad he doesn't know dick about his own party's philosophy to soundly slap it down.

You're not from around here, are you son? Turkey's military has a coup roughly once per decade because they want to keep the government secular instead of ALLAHU SNACKBAR. The current Prime Minister of Turkey favors the Snackbar a bit, so they tried to pull a coup. It failed, and only lasted for one day.

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what a cucked answer.

also, who wakes up in the morning, says to themselves "I'm going to be interviewed on CNN later, let's pick the most atrocious looking ever"? apparently Bill Weld does

Haven't laughed so hard since the Bush videos.

Man, don't even need to edit the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP look. He has it naturally.

free medical marijuana for everyone
the root principle of libertarianism.

Wanna know how I know you're not from around here?

Molyneux will be given the honor of pushing this cuck from our helicopter

I'm saying that people who don't support Trump hate him, just like people that don't support Hillary hate her. Calm your tits.

You're still wrong, though.

I shill for Trump as much as possible IRL - Most people who haven't already decided on a candidate are either indifferent/not voting, or on the fence.

If Jesse Ventura had accepted the offer to run on the Libertarian ticket, this race might look a hell of a lot different.

Or at the very least it would probably steal Minnesota away from the Democrats.

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That's depressing, thank you, old timer.

Nice dubs

I used to be Libertarian, but learning about demographics and their real, biological causes has just crushed that dream. It was sad before because I thought PEOPLE were just too stupid and had too much of a slave mentality to vote for this sort of thing. But once you learn about demographics, it's much more disconcerting. White people want a libertarian society and a society that exists with minimal government intervention which only exists to secure our individual rights. These are all purely western European concepts and they exist only within those minds. As demographics shift and European stock plummets in the US, Libertarianism dies.

I still think it's generally a functional strategy, but only in a fully western European nation with strong borders. That doesn't mean complete free trade with other nations. You're going to need national tariffs to keep your nation competitive in job markets etc. International libertarianism is ridiculous and will never work.

Holy shit. Did we meme it, lads?

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DUDE DRUGS LMAO

You didn't get the frame of rage, user,

You didn't get the frame of rage, user,

oopsie

you're absolutely right. He looks pretty rough

Ok, who got the 8000000?

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Someone saying there's gonna be a civil war in usa

I'm not joking

"National capitalism," friend

it's a fucking shame we couldn't add ex-pro wrestler conspiracy theorist to the colorful cast of

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I already saw the get, but what is the context of this webm?

Stop being a faggot, nigger. That's a new bug with the site because Ron Watkins is an incompetent fuck.
>>>/sudo/

Well said. The demographics issue is key, it always involved cognitive dissonance being a racialist libertarian.

My state isn't going to be close so I was going to vote for this guy just to boost 3rd parties

I just can't do it though. Technically I'm closest to their "official" positions, but I don't know if they even believe them. They've been running as pro-establishment centrists in a year where much of the populace wants to blow up the establishment.. Johnson and Weld have all kinds of complaints about Trump, but rarely say a bad word about the horrible Hillary. In fact Weld was practically telling people to vote for her earlier this week.

Isn't Weld a gun grabber from Massachusetts?

Yeah, he was even making antigun statements while running as a libertarian VP

Yep, he is pro-gun control, and is a close friend of Shillary.

That's why you gotta go full Ancap so you can PHYSICALLY REMOVE.

Some giant explosion at a factory in China. Presumed to be an accident but it fucked up one of their supercomputers, so you can draw your own conclusions.

IT'S WEEDERSHIP

Looks 100% irish tbh maybe somewhat jewish, but he looks pretty irish to me

Looks 100% irish tbh maybe somewhat jewish, but he looks pretty irish to me

This shit writes itself.

I remember him spilling plenty of spaghetti back in 12. He's just getting a lot more attention now.

Minnesota is already inexplicably showing signs it may go to Trump.

How were those an assassination attempt? They're basic softball questions!

Dude, half the posts in this thread are double posts. This website is more broken in this moment than it has ever been before.

Nah. It was damn near unusable back in January.

If you go back and look at the Aleppo question, it was asked during a line of questioning that had nothing to do with Syria and they were trying to catch him offguard. It was a headshot.

Not sure about the world leader question, but I don't know the context on that one. I don't care enough about Weedman to find out. The only certainty is that motherfucker isn't going anywhere near the White House.

I just spit out my drink, you fucking nigger. Good times.

Those were the days. For a few weeks the posting quality made a miracle recovery when low effort shitposting phased out.

I'm not holding my breath, but if he wins it will probably be due to Bernie voters.

He lashed out in the a similar way when talking about illegals.

WEED DUDE LMAO

Johnson is a kike. Look at those profiles.

The shitskin has a more Aryan profile than Johnson. That receding chin and forehead.

Why would you knock him? He takes more votes from her than Trump. why do you think Morning Jew ambushed him with "Aleppo?" Should be pushing him on the lemmings if anything.

This guy is the next hitler.

This guy is definitely a Jew just look at that nose.

Can we get confirmation.

what is with this fucking homo's faces holy shit

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Always the first post. Always.

Chinese supercomputer getting REKT.

DUDE WEED LMAO

Mandatory viewing.

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This was the meme election cycle, as Kek has awoken and required fuel.

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And they say Trump is crazy. This fool is out of his mind.

Nope. He's just stating that libertarians are not consistent in their support for what they claim to believe in.

needed a little something

Holy fuck. Look at the size of those noses!

Did he seriously say that we dont need roads and infrastructure because in the future we will have jetpacks?

This is too much autism for me to digest right now.

wtf is wrong with this guy, he's so on edge it looks like he needs his fix

A man who hasn't had his daily weed yet.

Why can't lolbergs get a decent candidate? I'd take the lower half of Ron Paul over this guy.

lolbertardianism attracts immature idiots

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

LMAO

Hillary plant.

The only people who have the will and the means to travel to their convention are the bumbling spergs who think Gary Johnson was a good decision. Everyone else is too busy fighting over minarchism vs. anarcho-capitalism on the Internet.

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Reported for leftyshit.

Top image.

The fuck is up with the neck of that kike?

So what are some good arguments against weed and why do people make it such a big deal? Usually I hear muh medicine or muh health.

m8, demographics are so central to the problem that I'd argue a white society completely free from jews & shitskins can make any sensible political system work.

Johnson seems like a rather annoying dude to get high with tbh

Didn't Gary nearly die in a hang gliding accident or something?
The way he talks, has huge periods of completely blacking out, his mannerisms and his quick to anger responses to simple questions make me think he's suffering the after effects of some kind of serious head trauma.

Certainly if what I gather from recent suspiciously repetitive posts is an indication. That would mean that he was in GATE program at some point, and obviously has some innate ability for quantum alternate universe magick.

Source of the video? I'd like to know what the economic argument was about.

It's the after effects of dudeweed lol.

Johnstein's supporters are breaking for Trump
archive.is/ini2X

Yeah honestly he looked just like my senile grandma. He's definitely losing it. Too bad no young based ron paul to take his place.

this guy legit looks like a cave troll.

I'm talking to a Ron Paul libertarian right now. I can't believe how dumb these people are. He says Trump is 'evil' and he keeps moaning about his stupid NAP principle. Libertarianism is fucking cancer, they'd rather have their entire country and family destroyed than violate that retarded principle.

Another shit ideology made up by kikes that fooled a lot of people.

They look like they're going to kiss

its idealism. when people are not mentally strong enough to confront reality and face it head on, they resort to championing pure utopian idealism. their ego cant handle being a coward so they shill for meme ideologies where they feel they have a moral authority over you because you are willing to bloody your hands.

there's a difference between striving for an ideal and whining when nothing is as good as you like it though and these people are definitely the latter.

I can't think of a better candidate for saying no to drugs than Gay Johnson

I think you answered your own question
His hairstyle has been extremely unnerving to me though. In fact his entire demeanor is "off", like he's a replicant from a PKD novel, on the surface seems to have human emotions, but a closer look shows that he's actually an emotionally damaged man

According to wikipedia, he's of Russian and Ukrainian descent. In my experience that usually means a 50/50 chance of ethnically being one of our (((allies)))

He fucking looks like Mr Bean.

I need a YouTube link for normie forums

Any search term ideas?

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You got links to that? Because I voted for him last time and I don't remember him losing his mind like this. I'm all aboard the Trump train this time though, no worries.

Thanks user

Johnson throwing that old pistol in the garbage speaks volumes about them nowadays. Johnson, somewhat ironically, is a huge pussy.

This must be one of the most autistic things I have ever watched, somehow even more autistic than chris-chan or that kid at the minecraft convention
skip to 45 seconds to see kid

How long until the remixes of this are made?

this guy is false opposition

The good old days of trying to post 5+ times and getting 'Flood Detected' every time….

That's a big nose.

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The moment when he releases his inner beast and the interview is like wtfffff

top meme

This is what substance dependency looks like.

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Weed withdraws? Yes, they exist. I've known stoners who smoked multiple times a day and even admitted that they had physical dependency

Back when I was a pothead, I would get awful insomnia and restlessness if I didn't smoke before bedtime.

After ~15 years of being a major pot head, I ended up getting food poisoning and had to go to the ER because I went in to shock. During the food poisoning incident and about 20 additional times I would suffer cyclic vomiting episodes which was cause extreme nausea and constant vomiting for 3-9 days. I ultimately realized it was being triggered about 24 hours after I would run out of pot. I stopped smoking pot and it hasnt happened since.

It has almost been a whole month since ol' Gary partook in smoking a fine dooby
youtu.be /b1t0iNG4LU8?t=50s

He even looks deranged in that picture.

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Oy vey! It is like another shoah Rabbi Shekelberg. Oy, gevalt! Next year in Jerusalem.

Gary Johnson, the most Jewish looking goy.

When I saw some fat fuck doing a striptease at the Libertarian primary (to applause), I realized that the Libertarian party is over.

I drank the Objectivist KoolAid in college and advocated and proselytized for their madness all the while knowing I was making a bad faith argument. Socially viable morals do not logically follow a materialist and individualist premise. It wasn't until I started reading Dave McRaney and psychological studies of self-deception that I saw Objectivism and Libertarianism for what it is. Apologetics for huge autistic faggots. Rat faced Gary Johnson is exactly the hero they deserve.

Wow, I've been pretty out of the loop with Gary Johnson. I knew he was a pretty big faggot, but not this big of a faggot. Jesus Christ.

He sounds like an old hag whining about kids these days.