The Amish In America Commit Their Vote To Donald Trump; Mathematically Guaranteeing Him A Presidential Victory
COLUMBUS, OH (AP) — History was made today in Columbus, Ohio when more than 3 million Amish poured into the city to see the American Amish Brotherhood (AAB), an organization which acts as an informal governing body for the Amish community, endorse Donald Trump for president. That number represents a significant portion of the total Amish population, which the United States Census Bureau says numbers more than 20 million men and women nationwide all pledging their vote to Trump for President. With the full force of the Amish community behind him, Donald Trump is now mathematically guaranteed to win the presidency in November.
Do you even read the articles you post? going by the first post this is clearly a shill created thread. ITS A FAKE ARTICLE BY AN AUTHOR WHO POSTS FAKE ARTICLES ALL THE TIME ON ABC
Michael Brooks
=HELL YES!==
I TOLD YOU SO
Lincoln Russell
well, shucks..
guess I was too excited to realize this, sorry guys :(.
Brandon Butler
haha the animal micropenis spammers are drunk and forgetting to sage dob jej
Cameron Sanchez
Yeah, unfortunately there's only about 250k Amish in America. Still, a lot of them will vote Trump, and there's no way they've been (((polled))) telephones?
Daniel Powell
DON'T VOTE GOYIM Ctr in full force today.
Asher Gonzalez
Amish can use telephones and cells outside the house if they are only used for business. They also drive modern trucks around too, they just have to be black & plain looking. Also they use electricity at their workshops too. They are not a society of throwbacks to colonial times. They use modern medicine and modern convinces outside the home.
Zachary Ortiz
OP is a faggot once again.
Zachary Adams
Hasidic Jews vote in unison too. The entire sect will vote for whomever the rabbis tell them.
Isaiah Martinez
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Logan Thomas
October 26, 2016 Lmao, is one of our guys inside ABC ?
FAKE STORY OP IS A FAGGOT AND YOU NIGGERS ARE DUMB TO FALL FOR THIS
Cooper Thomas
nigger
Benjamin King
fuck off shill
Landon Foster
nigger
David Myers
Lots, I live in rural Missouri and I see horse drawn carriages all the time. We are still the English/Colonists to them.
Kevin Parker
HOAX WEBSITE
Camden Phillips
nigger
Justin Richardson
Uh … there are less than 300,000 Amish in the US.
Thomas Smith
we know who you are basement dwellers. your time will come
Jayden Howard
Yep. Slide thread. Parody news site.
Robert Reed
Amish in Mormons out
Brandon Murphy
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Asher Sanchez
There's 20 MILLION Amish in the USA? What in the fuck?
Nathan Taylor
no it's a bullshit article
Ryan Robinson
Not exactly. It's Jew-like circumventing of the rules: They can't own a cellphone, so they borrow one.
They can't bring that inside the house, so they leave it in their vehicles or office.
They can't have a landline phone in the house, so they build an outhouse for it.
They can not be hooked up to the power grid, so they use solar.
Etc.
It helps to understand if you realize that their religion is just a means used by their rulers to keep them off-grid and self -reliant.
For instance, phones can be remotely turned on to listen-in to your conversations.
You can be disconnected from the grid.
Etc.
Look up the "völkisch Siedlers" (folkish settlers) and "off-grid living" for something similar happening in Germany and elsewhere without the religious prodding.
