White man stands in the middle of a street dressed as a tree. Police arrest him, Class E misdemeanor

White man stands in the middle of a street dressed as a tree. Police arrest him, Class E misdemeanor.

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I wonder why it's different from the other stories of people blocking the streets. Maybe if he had more people with him, dressed as trees?

Why?

TREE LIVES MATTER

#TREELIVESMATTER
Obviously, you smelly ecophobe.

He was speaking spruce to power. 🌲✊🌲✊🌲

The man' name is literally John Woodworth, so this is nominative determinism. No more pining away for a sense of purpose: He found his calling in being surrounded by (police) presents.

Next stop: Oakland.

How fucking dare you

My sides have transubstantiated as a result of this divine blessing from kek

He got fined. Only has to pay tree fifty.

Fining a treekin? Fucking cis gender oppression.

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Life in Maine is good, too bad it's not going to last.

They told him he could become anything so he became branch manager.

You still have to go back Carlos.

retake ur liberty usa

I love you.

kek

Obvious racist being racist, kidding, just another lowcow.

MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FUCK OFF

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His maybe it's because he got burnt so fucking hard by the police that his name changed to Asher Woodworth

I'm calling bath salts

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Guy got off easy with just a misdemeanor. Driving while trunk is a felony

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(chck)
underrated post

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Guys I was fooling around and lit a piece of weird dry stringy shit on fire on a tree that looked like that to see if anything was alive in it, I didn't realize the tree was dead and really flammable. I let it go to far and I was too late I think. I tried to stomp all the flames out but I'm not sure if I did, do you think I started a forest fire?

I may or may not have been a little intoxicated

it's ok, flame is the best antiseptic; the forest is probably really clean now.

In Aus there are a fair few plants that require fire for them to go to seed.
user was surely doing his bit to increase the amount of overall vegetation, an environmentalist you might even say.

There goes my plan to dress as a tree for Halloween.

So they arrested him the 2nd time he went into the street, because the cops couldn't figure out how to … make him leaf.

Trees are the last implicit stand of white identity.

He was a sap anyway.

I stand with this man 100%

gas the spruce, roots war now

Good think he wasn't hemp then he'd be a frayed knot

Why the Hell is Jim Morrison dressing up as a tree?

Nigger he was blocking the road. The least you could have done was put in a few fucking lines from the article.

Shit thread tbh fam

That's new to me, actually

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

shit thread, smh

"I hate to say a todaso, but a todaso. I fuckin' a todaso!"

He identified as a tree. This is a hate crime.

Haha, thought the same thing.

THE OLD GODS AWAKEN