Ww3

Russian soldier here. I lurk here usually, but not today. Just want to let you Americans know we are mobilising in Syria. WW3 has started. Bye. See you all in nuclear hell. I have to move now.

I guess I'll cancel that job interview then. Thanks, Yakov!

Sounds good you mongol. Or Mexican you dont look huwite to me lol send us some rpgs and missles so we can kill all our jews.

Thanks Ivan. I just got a job as a comfy mailman.

Thanks.

Don't worry Rusbro, most of the militant types in this country would rather kill our own leaders than any Russian. I wouldn't expect very much resistance from American troops if I were you. Other NATOfags might show up though.

We all welcome WW3.

Don't let us down Dmitri

Thanks Ivan…godspeed.


Do you know how big Russia is?

Lets see your gun OP

Good luck with ISIS. I doubt America dares engage you directly at least.

здраствутсе из штате Калифорния

Good luck bro! Remove kebab and let the nukes fly!

ok Dimitri, we already know that.
My wishlist for the war:

that's it, good war for u guys

Nuke california and the eastern seaboard and we will unfuck ourselves in a month.

Stay cheeki breeki, Boris. I hope your AK never jams on you.

Blowout soon!

This right here is the problem with war in a post-internet era.

No leader is going to be able to persuade us to fight each other because we've quietly shitposted alongside each other for years now. We know that the average Russian/Chinese/American/etc person is just another anime-watching, retro-gaming, toy-collecting, Monster-drinking dork just like us. If they try to declare an all-out war not involving some third-world nation of goat molesters, it'll probably be their own heads on pikes rather than us willingly spilling each other's blood.

Which is why they have nukes ya goy

shit thread fag
what are you sliding?

it's not happening.

pls dont hit western mass. I swear I live up near the berkshires/hilltowns and everyone has trucks and trump signs. Its the faggots in central/eastern mass that are the problem. NY is nice minus NYC too

This is insightful as fuck. The pencilneck faggots in political power will never understand this though. This is our greatest strength right here.

no, normies can become "warriors" pretty fast with a false-flag.

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If only we could build a wall around Holla Forums

shitposting from /k/
Do you really think they would let you get away with your gun being in that shit condition?
Go get it cleaned up, roleplayer.

can't happen soon enough

just lunch the missals already vlad!

Definitely, as an ausbro if we were called in as part of NATO to help the U.S take on China and/or Russia I would do the best I could to support a Russian occupying force. (Won't say that for China though, we're already fucking occupied by them)

I invaded Russia once. Ivans said nothing and kept their eyes on the ground when they saw me walking by.

i aint scared of rooskie nukes
im scared of chinese nukes

Thanks for the heads up, be safe user.

props on getting the gun right though.
Post beret/armpatch or gtfo roleplayer.

Why would Russia strike first, retard?

is /k/ still cuc/k/ed?

yes

also, he would have an ak103, if he was ground infantry.

America left a path for ISIS out of Mosul into Syria about 3 days ago. I posted the news here, no one seemed to care.

Fuck, Western Mass is that based? I need to escape these fucking degenerates in Boston, Cambridge and Co. Not a whole shit load of Shillary signs can be found out here, but it's too many for my liking.

who cares?
i just want this shit to be over already

we've been at this cold war shit for nearly 50 years

this shit is getting fucking old

this. Election news coverage is keeping the literal brink of wwIII nuclear boogaloo out of the news

That is one A E S T H E T I C -looking rifle.

LARPing or not, you don't really need to tell us this, it's obvious to anyone paying attention.

It will if Hillary is rigged in, she's insane enough to actually do it. That's why people should be taking the situation very seriously.

What makes you think america wont back down ivan?

Why would russia shake things up when the US keeps making itself look so shit? Keeping the status quo makes russia look better and america worse everyday.

Kek speaks through this man. Our priority if Hillary frauds the election is assembling/joining local militias to protect our own people. More action will follow soon after, most likely.

yes.

spread the word among your ranks op…. we will welcome support for a civil war if it breaks out here

You can also add Chicago, Baltimore, the whole state of California and any other nig imfested cities you feel worthy.

Bump
This is really how it fucking ends, holy shit. Thank you for the humint user, we will never forget what you sacrificed here today.

duck duck go doesn't track you, legitimately. What do you use? bing? Have fun leaving your ass hanging out.

they also donated 25k to freenet, and EFF and wikileaks. Why ""don't"" you use duckduckgo? Are you an idoit?

sadly and dangerously checked and keked, brother

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Say what you will about slavs, Im happy as fuck im some sort of really white mongol ukranian with all the good parts like intelligence and a connection with god.

Godspeed Ivan may we drink in better times together!

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That's bullshit. Pic related.

Remove kebab sir. Don't know how you get 8ch with Russian internets. I'd wish to join you in the fire. Good luck.

Ehh he is slav. Better performance if gun may jam.

Fuck I just got a job, too. Don't have nearly enough ammo. At least my pupper passed peacefully before this.

I don't want to die a virgin

Prostitute if you are super spooked about nukes, tbh. Not like you're gonna be using those savings. Get a nice one, user. You've earned it.

Yep, that's the line in the sand.

Half-virgin. Couldn't get it up with two grills because of porn. No porn or jerking it and can now.

Good luck comrade.

Post your personal END TIMES song

I can get girls. My life just crashed last summer and I'm finally rising up again.

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I reiterate, whore up.

Go back to cuckchan.

Mate…there's no such thing. You've either been inside pussy or not.

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Oh no, that picture sure got me. What a great argument.

Step it up faggot, noone here is convinced by such shit pics, we know whats going on.

I'm way too old for that, friend.

BUMP
CHECK THE NEWS, RUSSIA JUST ANNOUNCED GROUND DEPLOYMENT TO SYRIA
WEEEEEWWWWWWWW

I hope this is true

(checked)
Fug. Alright, dicking one of the girls at my new job is #1 priority. There's two that have been flirting with me.

seriously nigger. enough with the RIDF jewtin dick sucking.

Good knowing you faggots.

DDG is good m8. Nothin' kikeish going on m8.

Not low test anymore definitely not beta. Shit happened a year and a half ago when I was still a normalfag.

It's pretty obvious which one of you is the newfriend. That being said welcome, lurk a little more before posting though, and don't sage shit for no reason.

I believe in you, faggot.

link or fuck off.

Retard


No test omega 'male' it is, then. You've made your point.

Weak bantz

Weak erection.

Shit timing with the Assange thing. Post it again pls.

If going by how Threads portrays the lead up to nuclear war, you've got several weeks after the first direct confrontation at least before the bombs fall worse case. The news will actually provide a "countdown" of sorts based on what's been reported/posted on the internet. The moment you hear of any use of tactical nuclear weapons on the battlefield, nuclear war is ~99% certain within a week. Seriously watch Threads and imagine Iran = Syria in that case if you want to see what I mean.

no u

Fuck.

Probably larping, but just in case it isn't.
Doesn't mean we're probably not fugged

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BUUUULLLSHIIIIIT

So did Poland, one of the most morally upright, ethnically nationalistic countries in Europe.
A horse with a limp is better than a dead horse.

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YOU IDIOTS
We don't have such uniform.
Also what the fuck is this rifle, it looks like some Chinese unlicensed shit. Its like its either custom ak, or very old one. The clip is 100% wrong.

NOBODY IS MOBILIZING, STOP WHINING YOU STUPID WHISKEY NIGGERS.

Russia is not capable of anything greater than small daggerlike excursions. WW3 is fear porn and will not happen.

true for the russians, but fuck the chinese
subhuman scum, the lot of them

Have you fucking seen how kosher Poland is? One of the few countries where some Jews aren't actually Jews but converted Jews .
Try anywhere in the world to get a rifle, handgun, night vision goggles, and mil-tier gear. Most countries you can't.

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Only if Trump wins it'll deescalate. With Hillary is 100% guaranteed WWIII.

I am inclined to believe this user

Yeah the mag is a mystery and the sling is definitely not Russian. Completely different metal ends which are all painted green and different color of nylon. Might be Hungarian. OP is faggot.

CLIP

He's right though. I'm a kalashnigat nut

Implying one single nuke will hit russia

Also, they've used black nylon slings for ages. That's an old AKM sling. Handguards are typical AK74 style. Might be Bulgarian.

Thread theme.

I am your little butterfly

May very well be, but still fucking clip, we got over this shit in 2013 after Obama gun scare.

Could be another eurofag that speaks shit English. The rifle is not Russian.

The line about the Chinese being "turbojews on steroids" always makes me kek

Russia sent South America a shit-ton of AK-103s. OP's skin has a shit hue to it.

Southeastern MA here. Not as cucked as one might assume. That's just Boston.

It can get pretty racist down here in the swamps, and I don't even like using that phony commie term either. There were "gangs" in my high school where one was white kids and the other was blacks/hispanics. Mostly they would just jump each other or threaten to. This was years ago though. One of the white kids cracked someone's skull in with a big wrench, right in front of the main office, iirc.

Lot of rural areas too. Just go to Rehobeth or Middleboro. I don't see any Trump signs, because I really haven't seen any in my area at all. Kinda odd really.

well they are so fucking jewy they even fuck over their own "people" and environment like a cancer in a body.

They still don't consider them real jews.

It's so true though.

I have a guess its a Saiga carbine, a very old one, bought from a hunting store, or a police version. With ebony mag.

About cryptojews
this is a jewish girl

Wrong. Ingrid Bergman was half german, half swede.

It's not a "hot jewish girl", it's called a 'kikess'.

I FUCKING TOLD PEOPLE THIS A WEEK AGO

MOSUL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBERATION AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH PUSHING MORE FIGHTERS INTO SYRIA

i was thinking how a IRL tag wasn't needed, but i case war really happens, shouldn't we be able to recognise eachother and not fight fellow shitposters? kill the normies if you like, but we are already few in numbers.

This tbh.

This shit is starting to look like Metro
How bout it Holla Forums, wanna start a glorious
post-apocalyptic Reich and gun down communists?

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It has an auto-sear pin and standard handguards though.

you are wrong. She's a fucking kike.

I thought it was Jewess?

we have board culture for a reason.

If you failed this shit test stop posting for a few weeks thanks

i know, but i'm talking about frontier-type stuff.
you aren't going to let your enemy talk when he might shoot you, and you have been given a clear shot. it's not even that i will be physically active in the war (scientist), but i think we should have identification when actual ground forces 'meet' eachother, so in whatever outcome in the war, the relative ratio of shitposters/normies will increase.

Yeah real good quality control guys. I'm sure this isn't being used to slide anything :^)

You probably saw Bergman and immediately jumped to conclusions.
Bergman is very common german name and a fairly common swedish name for that matter. There is no evidence that she is jewish.

Oh yeah, goy, did you check her wikipedia page? She's ours now :^)

It's Holla Forums. They like playing the switcharoo game and seeing who falls for it. Don't be stupid user.

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I think it's OP, who's trying to keep his low energy thread on the frontpage.

No. Here's why.
i know she is a jewess. a mixed one, only shit thing that would happen if you were to fuck her is have your kids be predisposed to jewish genetic diseases.

Yeah I never saw a Ruski with that cheap digital camo pattern. Like most of NATO arms its cheap and fails often when you need it. Russian tech is much more robust but slightly outdated , except for their air-superiority fighter

Thank for the friendly warning and don't forget to remove the kebabs however the WW III haven't started yet until Hillary pull the trigger.

Not only are you dumb (or a shill), but your jewdar is broken.
She and all of her children look germanic (swedish)
It becomes even clearer when you look at her later pictures and when you take into account her manners, her aura, her voice.

Ingrid is ours, kike. Nice try.

Its an insult, like "this shit cant be a mag".

Liar. Putin banned this website

Putin bans all nationalist websites in Russia

Putin is kiked. Enjoy the gulag if this is real

(heil'd)

The first thing I see when I open ixquick is "improved by (((Google)))". That doesn't look like an improvement over the obviously not perfect cuckcuckgo either.

What is VPN and proxy?

Holy fuck you're dumber than a bag of hammers.

sorry i disrupted the Goldbergman fanclub.
You can't cheat genetics. Ashkenazi or not. ;^))

Do I have to do everything around here?

I rarely drink. But I'm going to keep a bottle of booze on hand in case you make it to my town. What's your poison? Is scotch okay?

Shallow, low-energy LARPing slide thread, if you really thought for a second that OP was not a faggot then you should go back to cuckchan

THIS

They can't create false differences through propaganda anymore. And when the Marxism is purged… The only wars left to fight will be Race Wars.

pls wait 2 weeks, russiabro

we can fix this

War may drop but I don't think we risk nuclear war. Maybe I underestimate how fucked in the head (((globalists))) are.

Either way, I trust in the common decency of mankind not to launch a bunch of fucking bombs that would provoke a retaliation consisting of another bunch of fucking bombs that would directly obliterate tens of millions of people and poison the remainder. No one is that fucked up. If not the elites then at least people close enough to where that shit is decided or even the guy who's supposed to launch them.

What would be the point of ruling over a wasteland?

Yesterday i started watching spam related with my duckduckgo searches

Oh well, yesterday i suspect it, today Holla Forums confirms it.

startpage it is then