You can whine about shitskin MJ all you want, but she wasn't nearly pretty enough to be MJ either

You can whine about shitskin MJ all you want, but she wasn't nearly pretty enough to be MJ either

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she's ((pretty)) enough and shitty enough of an actress to be in capeshit thats for sure

She was at her best in the first movie.

>>>Holla Forums

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Reported.
Kirsten Dunst is our queen.

Memo to Disney marketing. Your movie sucks and has no great scenes like this.

You gay.

Go ahead, Sony — have fun with your little Spider-Man movie. Kirsten Dunst, the OG trilogy’s Mary Jane Watson, won’t be bothered. In a Variety interview ahead of The Beguiled’s premiere at Cannes, Dunst sat down with director Sofia Coppola and discussed her feelings on the Spider-Man reboot Spider-Man: Homecoming, and gave some very elegant shade. See for yourself:

She’s ambivalent about Sony’s decision to keep rebooting the franchise, now in its third iteration. “I don’t care,” she says of the reboots, admitting she didn’t see the last installment. “Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? Listen, I’d rather be in the first ones than the new ones.”

vulture.com/2017/05/kirsten-dunst-shades-spider-man-homecoming.html

Honestly, they could use this redhead and it would still be better than some halfbreed freak.

>Zendaya was born in Oakland, California, the daughter of Claire Marie (Stoermer) and Kazembe Ajamu (born Samuel David Coleman).[5] Her father is African-American, with Arkansan roots; her mother is white, with German and Scottish ancestry.

You're right, MJ is supposed to have tits.

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That was a damn good scene.

That person doesn't know how to draw caricatures.

Aww that bird looks cute with that cranky look on his face. Mind if I save it?

Yes but don't forget to cite me as a source.

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fug, i never realized it was her
also nice trips

I honestly don't understand the waifufagging over her
I mean, even with the hobgoblin Maisie, as much as she's hideous, one could at least see how her peculiar head shape makes her look weird, which i see how it would turn on some sick pervert
But Kirsten Dunst? i honestly don't get it, she's not exceptionally beautiful, but she's not ugly either
She's just so plain average, i honestly don't understand how can she stand out at the eyes of anybody

>>>/killyourself/
>>>/normalfag/

Too much Hollywood, porn, video games your taste in women has been trashed.
It is really sad. Read publications like MetArt, Femjoy etc to educate yourself user

Or Yonitale too.

What is wrong with her head?

I don't watch porn and i watch hollywood flicks only ironically to shitpost about them on Holla Forums
You have to face the fact that she's really nothing special user, it's not healthy to deny reality

hobgoblin genes

She is really prettty, most Anons here would give their lives for her.

Couldn't have said it better.

Damn she is pretty classy/10

most anons here have a shit taste, i wouldn't use them as a reference

OK you've got a point there but still Kirsten is the perfect woman and it is a fact.
/thread/

They really let anybody in since the americans bought the rights to screen Cannes

i can find more remarkable women than your perfect waifu just by taking a walk in the streets of my city

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completely unimpressive

Lies.

Reported

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What?

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speak freely user, what's not clear to you?

He's saying Dunst wasn't hot enough to be MJ? What is hard to understand? I almost agree but MJ isn't really meant to be hot, just girl-next-door-hot. That said Dunst isn't even girl-next-door-hot.

What did they mean by this?

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It's almost as if all capeshit is trash

MJ wasn't supposed to be pretty. Gwen Stacey was pretty. MJ was supposed to be rough around the edges. If anything, Kirsten wasn't rough enough.

fuck off

MJ was a supermodel, casual.

Mary Jane is supposed to be supermodel hot, girl-next-door was more Gwen Stacy and even she was too much of a bitch in the comics to fit that.

It'd be better if Spider-Man was lower ;)

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I still hope to have a baby with her.

No, you aren't deluded enough to have hope of that happening. You just jerk off a lot to the fantasy.

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She is 40+ now.

35

close enough

She is born in 1982 so 35 years young.

Don't say to me what is possible or not, I have already plans to meet her, her actual fillancee will be accused of a murder and I will be there to reconfort her.
t. A .Luthor

Frog detected

Joke is on you Quebec here and reporting.

Ice frog detected.

I already said frog, frog.

Climate change sceptics spotted.

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Always lol

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She was just acting , not a real passionate kiss.

I imagine kissing somebody upside down is weird, and then add on the camera crews, and the fact a kike producer put his fingers in you two hours earlier and it is probably hard to act passionate on screen.

Lol no it was not passionate because we are destined to be together.

o rly?

You don't know the power of true love.

the only person you are trying to convince here is yourself frog

sorry wrong link because of men's deceit
Good one here.
Kirsten and me forever.

Me at the cinema. True Gentleman

she's aged like a marble statue

our true queen ♥

Makes sense as her acting was also reminiscent of an inanimate human shaped block of stone.

Mods he is starting again, seriously this is not a way to treat our queen :/

She was stacked enough
They didn't even try for the new one

She's also a cute white girl, instead of a tranny looking spic

lol rekt

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ywan

Thanks, that webm was shit
what's with the extra though?

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she's boring

No she is not, she is exciting and gorgeous.

Perfect.

she isn't and you must have a very plain taste

No I am not.
You are a tasteless individual.

you're projecting

Give it a rest, she is gorgeous why do you think you are so obsessed with her?

she's fucking plain and ordinary, and she's the major flaw in the spiderman trilogy

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dunstfags btfo forever

Kirsten is fucking gorgeous.

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Thanks to you I just lost my lunch. Now I want to tie her up and rape her until she accepts me as her master.

you are fucking gay

I boner every tiem

Fucking reported again, leave us alone :/

Such a babe and great song 😘😗

how about you report yourself to a psychiatric hospital so that they can cure your severe case of shit taste?

I knew Raimi Spider-Man was always reddit, fucking capeshitters, fuck you all its done

the only reddit thing about raimi's spiderman is squirten cunst

Why would I do that?

Her name is Kirsten and you're the cunt.

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A shitskin isn't supposed to be called MJ, her name is supposed to be Aisha

I'd make her cunt squirt all over my crotch if you know what I mean.

Lewd as fuck

I just want to say that the Kirsten guy is right, such a classy lady 10/10

I'd like to introduce her to some Japanese cultural traditions…

oh Im laffing

song is literally about fapping

When you think about it, she truly is /ourgirl/

instant boner

What kino is she in aside from Spider-Man 1 and Spider-Man 2?

jumanji and some other shitty flick from sofia coppola

Interview With the Vampire. She plays a vicious vampire loli.

I strongly urge you to reconsider

She also likely got spit-roasted by brad pitt and every one else on set

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Brad don't touch my girl

Such fragility and beauty 😍

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Every day is a nightmare.

you realized right, that she was probably smelled and touched by every horny jew in hollywood ever since she was a little girl?

pls stop

Kirsten a cute.
Fuck you

Sheems way too bubbly and bright to have experienced that
Maybe she is good actor?

It's so sad that such a beautiful, talented, funny girl like Kristen has to battle depression. I just want to cuddle her and make her realize that she is everything good with the world.

💟💟💟💟

surely homo virgins on the internet bullying her looks doesn't depress her?

I love how Brad looks fucking sleazy as hell in every picture with her.

Seriously, he grosses me out

You just jelly that he tapped that sweet cunny and you have to make do with grainy russian basement CP.

I always try to recreate this with girls. HEH

grainy russian cp is always "fun" though

no amount of grain can hide the look of dead-ness in a child's eye

What did MJ's pie taste like?

I bet Kirsten's Dunst tastes so good.

So Elegant.

I want to suck her armpit folds

Still better than inanimate human shaped block of coal.

Kirsten is the perfect woman

You're not worthy

And I want to suck on Sarah Silverman's butthole creases. Can't have her, lad, she belongs to the jewish overlords.

Gay alert.

Such fragility and beauty.

That is completely vile

not attractive

I just came here to pay my homage to this wonderful human being.
From day one in Interview with a Vampire you have always be the one.
Kirsten for the win.

Aweful indeed.

Sheer delight! Kirsten Dunst showcases her impeccable style in the FROW at Rodarte's Paris Fashion Week

You gay or something?

Aweful sight.
Get off this thread or at least post good Jewess ersatz.

Respect.

Thanks.

Kirsten I am going to sleep if you read my posts from time to time just contact me and please divorce.
t. your always devotee lover.

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ugly wench

35 and she looks at least 40. Fake breasts and collagen face.

Wasting good dubs.
Reported for ban evasion.

(You)