Hi Holla Forums so how many thermometer mercury do I need to ingest to die? I need...

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

hi Holla Forums
so how many thermometer mercury do I need to ingest to die?

I need something quick and powerful, I don't want to wake up in a hospital with a liver failure.
bobs for your trouble

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Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

are you the gril that wants to die or is she not giving you attemtiums so you wanna die?

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

neither.
pic unrelated

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

shotgun to the head

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Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

guess tineye didnt catch it for watever reason. best way to kill yourself is a shitload of nyquil and beer/benadryl in the wilderness. you hopefully die to the elements before waking up to being eaten alive.

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Mercury poisoning is a crazy painful way to die. Draw a hot bath, take an aspiring, and run a razor blade down your forearm.

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Try drinking bleach

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

OP you must live to change the future and guide mankind

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Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

You will have to search quite a bit for thermometers with actual mercury in them, let alone get enough of them.
Also, you'll wind up retarded long before you'll die from injesting enough mercury to kill yourself.

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Austin Howard
Austin Howard

high chemical tolerance. bad thing.

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

yeah right. I know of at least 3 friends who survived that.

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

ah yes, the ol' suicide that only makes you retarded enough to want to live again. that's honestly my biggest fear.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

I actually tried that some years ago, without the hot bath tho, maybe that was the mistake.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

same

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

guide them off a cliff,sure.
I am too much of a misanthrope to be a guide or a savior to anyone.

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

what instead?

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

The hot bath relaxes your muscles and opens your blood vessals. It's not a requirement but it greatly increases your chances.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

drinks the red-dye/alcohol from a modern thermometer
somehow gets drunk off it and shitposts
i dont see how this could go wrong OP

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

yes, the problem is last time I bled for a while then the blood clogged and the wound closed.

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Post more greentext stories

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

also thought about suicide by cop, but I am afraid the fucker would shoot me in the leg or something crippling me and adding to my misery.

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

If you have nothing to live for, you have nothing to fear. Why not go hitch hiking across the world or something else fun with the potential of death?

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

They're trained to shoot to kill.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

why not.
wanna hear about the time I got abducted by aliums?
or when I shot gasoline in my veins?

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

You're an idiot, and for that reason I support your decision. /suicide/index.html is an excellent resource for the mortally challenged.

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Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

having sex with children and uploading evidence of your deeds is the quickest path to death tbh

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

too tired, I was put on medication for a spinal injury that fucked my neurotransmitters for good, can't seem to enjoy any thing.

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

yeah, a dead board. thanks alot.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

That's cause they all killed themselves.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

TOP KEK

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

dead board
Perhaps because their methods actually work, instead of "how many thermometers do i need to eat :-DD". Everything you could possibly want to know is there, but it sounds like you just want someone to talk to.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

yes because I am looking for something that is actually available to me atm, and not order muh exit bag from amazon.

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

When I was inside a dude killed himself by chewing out his own wrists. You just want somebody to talk to.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

rope? sharp objects? hold your breath?

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

so I am a bit of a pussy, you are supposed to encourage me you asshole.

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

2 quarts
dont forget to jiggle the balls

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Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

I have at home a box of mitrazapine and another amitriptyline which I take for depression, but as I said before I have high tolerance to this shit.

will this work?

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

ingesting mercury wont cause death
in fact it wont even injure you
damage from mercury comes from inhaling the vapour.

in the past gold was dissolved in mercury and then applied to a substrate and the mercury burned off leaving the substrate guided.

the applicator of course was inhaling large amounts of mercury and ended up with neurological damage

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Perhaps if you additionally imbibe alcohol. Surely you have a plethora of alcohol at your disposal.

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

2 beers in the fridge.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

So damage and not death.
hmmm no braid des for me thanks.

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

not enough, just hang yourself
it'll take 5-10 minutes if you screw up
the trick is to snap the neck

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

will slicing my jugular hurt much?

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

considering this too.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Witha sharp blade, it will be like a papercut

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

will slicing my jugular hurt much?
no it only hurts if the knife is sharp. use a butter knife or better yet plastic and make lots of fast cuts until you break through

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

like a motherfucker, would not recommend

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

I decided to try the amitrtypltline.
brb

Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

took 50 pills. and washing down with 7up. hope this works.

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

drinking 7up
that sugar intake is gonna fuck with you later in life

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

u just puke it out

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Wouldn't you just orbit the sun?

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

kek

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

GETTY SPAGHETTI

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Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

This time

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

fugg

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

Guide the redditors to hope and enlightenment….via THE CLIFF

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David Jackson
David Jackson

Stick a hair dryer up your ass

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

I could just imagine

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