An asteroid the size of Cuba will reach Earth in 30 days, but no one knows it...

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

An asteroid the size of Cuba will reach Earth in 30 days, but no one knows it except for you.
You know this with 100% certainty and also you're not wrong.

How do you spend your, nay, everyone's last month?
No consecuences, no legacy to care about.

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Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

Teaching OP how to spell correctly.

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

shameless fearmongering lol

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

Englih is not my forst language, sorry.
Plus my wife bought beer for me, fancy and regular. She's a sweet, sweet person. I am a bit drunk.

Connor White
Connor White

Try to make cuba smaller so the meteor is smaller

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

This is brilliant, but you only have one shot with the Orbital Shrink Ray, and then it could be better to aim it at the asteroid instead of aiming it at Cuba.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

probably shitposting tbh

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

I'm weirded out by the lack of rape in the answers so far…

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

I´d probably spend it here. Too tired to care.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

What if he is able to convince America to invade Cuba and shrink its borders? It might just be crazy enough to work!

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

Because that's way too obvious an answer

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

let's nuke the shit out of cuba until it and the asteroid cease to exist

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

gorging myself on soy

John Rogers
John Rogers

OK, you're doing that and then the asteroid misses us.
What then?

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

cuba is based #MAGA

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

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Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

He'd probably end up full blown tranny, and the least trap status.

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

Try to learn astronomy for a week, then get the attention of others in power to detect it and then do something about it (I have an idea on the matter).

Then again, as I'm learning astronomy, I might get distracted and start learning about astrology.

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Asher Butler
Asher Butler

I would quit work and move by the sea where i would spend the rest of my life swimming with, fucking and being fucked by dolphins.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Cut my dick off.

Henry James
Henry James

You are too stupid to think asteroids are real! Just like space, they are fake as hollywood movies are! Wake up, intergallactic demonic transvestites are coming for you, fool!

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Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

Alien takeover is on April 18th so it kinda sucks to be them tbh. They should have done that shit years ago.