Buzzfeed faggots are begging for people to submit anonymous dirt on Trump

You niggers know what to do.

+100 tendies to the best submission.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei-mTQa_M9MQ-8ZIjJFe_84IiyrL0fSA99ESClWyWFesv7Zg/viewform

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correctrecord
youtube.com/watch?v=j0uCrA7ePno
youtube.com/watch?v=qvimF61nQLI
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8pnk2rvYo
archive.is/ke6kn
youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXxshQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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What? Didn't they learn anything from CTR's attempt to do exactly this?

I think the flood of fake Trump victims today got them jelly.

What are you talking about? CTR now has the largest Rare Pepe collection in the world thanks to us

Was it part of their plan?

anyone has some cool copypasta to spam them?

Here's mine.

We need one of him sodomizing an old lady on stage in a frog mask and date as the last debate.

r8 m8s

Fuck em, let them feel some hot lead

was it good?

148/8

I think OP nailed it, if anybody wants to type that out

Seems there's a character limit because I tried TDKR + Zalgo.

4/4 user

AH YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

C'mon, Buzzfeed. You know it makes sense.

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long but true

r8 me

r8/8

How did I do guys?

Type up something believable and put one of the Clinton email addresses on it.

This is hands down my favorite pasta

18+

Sorry to rain on your parade, but where is the archived buzzfeed link? All I get is a GoogleDoc. Are we sure this isn't some user collecting lulz?

The best method is to send false information easily disproven that will discredit Buzzfeed.

Bait the shit out of them. With conflicting dates for events that never happened, or happened on a later date.

Re tell the story of one of those girls raped by bill and silenced by hillary exvept replace those two with Trump wearing a bill mask and Trump wearing a Hillary mask.

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Did I do well?

you did good

I used tor anyway.

It says it at the bottom.

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Went with a modified Haiti pasta.

0/10

White Supremacist Hate Symbol Memes/10

there's no limit on how many times you can submit, some user could spam the fuck out of this with a script

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This one was pretty great

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You … are pure evil.

10/10 would crash with no survivors

It's supposed to be Mark Zuckerberg, silly.

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just picturing these ridiculous things happening with Trump is so fucking funny idk why. btw are these pasta? they're really good

I'm necessary evil.

Mine's original. However it's highly inspired by the Flying Lotus copypasta (the one about the supermarket where he almost steals a bunch of candy).

Sorry fam, couldn't fit the whole thing in the cap

just made mine up on the spot

I'm not the most creative man here.

God damn it wrong one.

Just when I think the desperation is hitting rock bottom, they find another bottom.

What are you talking about dude?
There's loads of evidence against him posted in this very thread.

Don't click the link, copy and paste it so that they won't link it to you homies.

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I was very bored today so I put a lot of effort into this, while being subtle.
Enjoy, anons!
I can paste the text of the story if anyone wants it.

I can make a higher number:

1/(4/88) = 22.

Versus your 37/2 aka 18.5.

BOOYAH!

winner

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Well done. Yes, that was some effort.

I wonder how long it'll take for them to realize it's bullshit when they get to reading it. Hopefully a long while so they know they wasted time…

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0.1/10

We need to work hulk hogan into one of these stories.

HE COMES

Perfect.

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It's a nice pasta, however, what would have elevated this to godtier trolling is if you left out the Hillary Clinton line.

Wait for them to publish it, and then we can attack Buzzfeed for shoddy journalism, and redpill everyone at the same time that it was Hillary who did it.

Any publicity garnered from a false story, and one that Hillary actually did, can then be flipped to aid Trump.

This is good demoralization material.

Too lazy to type it up. Someone send this if nobody has already.

I had a bad day and writing this cheered me up a lot

0v vey, Trump grabed my shitter and gassed my dog at Trump Tower!!!
Shtaceymt worellytz

I just hope you don't have a pain in all the diodes on your left side.

"Play it nice and cool Trump, nice and cool"

Going through this thread, I was waiting for this.

Good job user. The fire rises.

50/5

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Windows Server 2008 R2 Datacenter is where it's at!

I pasted as much of the script from the bee movie as I could

wew lad

I got it in a virtual machine mane, chill out!

Ok, you're golden now.
Don't forget windows 1.0 pleb.

I was waiting for this one

What the hell is that?


It doesn't make any difference. Where have you got the VM in (what OS) anyways?

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not memetic enough
2/10

I knew this one would come eventually

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I sent them something similar to what I sent CtR

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My basketball-American.

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DO NOT OPEN THIS IF LOGGED INTO A NORMIE JEWGLE ACCOUNT
THEY CAN SEE YOUR ADDRESS AND THE NAME ASSOCIATED WITH THE ACCOUNT

why do I gay with man?

By spamming a report function for victims you're only give us more ammo giving them more ammo to write articles about Trump supportesr.

rofl it's over fink

10/10 well-formed sentence, should submit to buzzfeed

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Classic

10/10

Did my part

sigh

What the fuck does that mean?

just low energy user, sad!

They won't read any of these anyway. Mine has the best chance of "triggering" them.

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If you don't post a link of a gore pic on Imgur or Postimage, you've done nothing to trigger them.

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You could make a long, elaborate story they have to read until the bottom where they realize they've wasted two hours because you posted a bunch of links to animal sacrifice

Yeah, you're right. I'll make another one, like the "walk the dinosaur" fags used to do.

someone use a Podesta email and beg them to make hillary win

'you're our only hope'

oh hell yeah

who is wyatt?

here's mine

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How did I do, fam?

short and sweet
for future reference, it's "wander"

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Dropping the red pilled morals. I hope this makes those degenerates at Buzzfeed tear up.

top kek

tossed one in the pot

Kuntzman will have a blast with this one.

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Something horrible is going on with your font aliasing. You can see the red and blue bleeding big league.

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checked and kek'd

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great work

Nice Hitlers

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checking these triple consecutive dubs. kek has blessed this thread

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holy shit, my sides

should have mentioned that jew in buzzfeed that tried to get his show taken off the air

believable?

>fuing niers

kek, perfect

meant fu*ng ni*rs

I really fucked this up. I meant to censor fucking niggers, because that's what a typical leftist would do, but I guess even 4 stars will still spoiler

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Really?

implying that is user's real email is a bit naive

It's a real story bro, gotta confirm it when they contact me.

I doubt they'll contact anyone after this raid.

I hope Joe Kikestain gets to read a few of these gems.

We should flood it with copypasta or memes at this point. Submit till they shut it down

there is literally nothing we don't know about The Don

he has always been the same person

We still don't know his power level.

We do after that Florida rally, user

elevators

man what the hell is up with your spell check

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Someone's gotta expose this freak.

How did I do?

How did I do, Holla Forums?

Impressive work, user.

What do you think?


Too obvious, but nice references.


Someone should make one like the Bill Murray story about the french fry.


l o d s e m u n y

kektacular

true

idk why you would define our memes to them.

nice twist

It's the little things.

He's probably not a native engrish speaker. Also, here's your dub check.

This isn't even the first site to do it

Yep, the CTR one is still open for submissions.

correctrecord .org/trumpleaks/

I'm amazed nobody has done this yet, but here it is. Navy seal copypasta modified to fit our god emperor trump.

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checked

I just looked up "dog saves my life" stories on google and switched out the dog's name for "donald". I guess I left one out.

14/88
good work

nice job

>[email protected]/* */

Fucking lost

I had to do it

I'd tell them that they are but a meat wall for the upcomming conflict, and even if they were to flee, no jobs in news media await them elsewheres, as there is no loyalty amongst thieves especially sloppy thieves who can't preform their job right. And even if they are not shot from the front, there will be some guns to their backs too.

OK, here's my Trump story.

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We'll always be able to get it back easily by just guessing their passwords. Or as we clean out their offices after they go bankrupt.

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great


shrek and ivanka. Yuck

9/11

I found this discussion through Twitter. You guys are absolutely disgusting.

How can you support a man that is:
- A racist (FACT)
- A sexist (FACT)
- A liar (FACT)

Unlike all of you, I intend to tell the truth about Donald. You can make false stories all you like, but the truth will come out and Hillary will win.

Hey, that sounds like an endorsement!

Contributing

Nice try CTL
Facts require.. facts..

Watch this..
Hillary is a racist.. Blacks kids are "super predators"
youtube.com/watch?v=j0uCrA7ePno
It's true, and we don't really care.

Hillary is a sexist.. She attacks victims of rape and sexual assault and got a pedophile off on a technicality.
youtube.com/watch?v=qvimF61nQLI

Hillary is a pathological liar..
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8pnk2rvYo

kek

How do you fall for bait so blatant

Autism

Are you on the spectrum or something?

Yes

I'm just shitposting and practicing my gas lighting of libtards. It's lunch time here in Australia.

Carry on.

Polite sage

You've done some top notch LARPing, friend.

:^)

Thanks.
Holy fuck there is a lot of nice writeups here for messing with these Buzzfeed mongoloids. Kek will approve

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You could say he made her a "Huma-dor"
t. Haughty Spic Child on Bus

best tbh

Shit, why don't we just post the"my privilege" stories with Trump?

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You guys are keeping the real rape victims from sharing their stories with buzzfeed.

You monsters :^)

forgot pic

Try 1933

The comments on this site ((we hunted the mammoth)) can't believe I have never seen this site.

It is a site dedicated to us.

Look how terrible their memes are

R8

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wtf i love feminism now

Again

r8

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These people are so fucking uptight, how do they even shit?

by speaking

Somebody stop this monster.

I want you on my side of teh wall

Guess that movie

Home Alone 2?

Home Alone 2

archive.is/ke6kn
TOP KEK

sddiqkhanmp, good ork, 8/10

Can someone with a VPN spam Bill Clinton is a rapist where is your feminism now all over these bitches shit site?

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I tried.

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will post the whole thing in a minute

Tried to be subtle so that they'd read the whole thing. We're trying to waste their time, after all.

One more.

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That's a big post.

Violent rape.

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It's been 9 years since I last saw this pasta.

Classic!

For you.

We have a winner. Bravo. You missed a couple spots, but I still laughed heartily.

BRAVO user

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youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_gJwXxshQ

Hehehe.

I wish my d҉ad ҉K҉ek wer҉e h҉ere to see me s҉hitpost

What do you think? Too obvious?

Didn't feel like putting any effort into this, so I just gave them the navy seal copypasta.

Kek would not approve.
You must meme.

Literally divine providence.

Was searching around my pasta folder and found this gem. It's perfect.

wew

Done

R8 & b8

Comment awaiting moderation

I posed as a retarded Hillary supporter though

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inspired by his appearance in Home Alone 2

also linked this as "real video evidence"

How'd I do Holla Forums?

You do the Imperium proud, citizen.

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Obligatory

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I can't use integers to properly expresshow much I like this post. You got me user, you got me good.


Have a merchant

Unless I missed it, I'm surprised it took this long to see a Bel Air. I guess we're getting old.

Posted this I just saved from the NYT thread.

saw that one coming

I can't find this form anywhere on Buzzfeed itself.

sage for OP deliberately wasting the board's time.

If the form isn't genuine then anyone who was logged into google when they filled out the form may have given their IP address to someone.

Is there anyway to check this?

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You go ahead and do that, CTR. Still doesn't change the fact that your employers treat you worse than dog shit

I thought this was Holla Forums

Noice

Checked and kek'd

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shamelessly ripped off an old meme cause I have no talent

I tried.

Pretty good, tbh fam. They'll get pissed off that you were mocking niggers, so good work.

is this one of our memes? I don't remember ever seeing it. I used Holla Forums a lot back in the day, as well as /k/ and, obviously, /new/.

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oy vey

Did I do gud?

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How about this one?

someone send the erect my penis pasta

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Best one imo

He whispers into my ear "Can't stump the Trump."

Am I doin it rite?