what would Holla Forums do with this dyke I'm friends with
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getting trap vibes. i'd roofie her then fuck her for hours, put a buttplug in and let her wake up confused and sore i wouldnt be able to handle the guilt
Kidnap and strap down to a mattress in the basement. Set up a camera and film her being vibed to forced orgasms. Every time she cums, put down the vibe and mercilessly tickle torture her until she pees herself. Repeat until she passes out.
op's dyke is ugly af imo, but yeah, I always find myself drawn to them. They seem more easy going, have cool hobbies, can drink.. I met one that was into drifting, she even had a pretty sick Audi set up for the track.. like fuck mang.. She was cute as shit too, but she brozoned me.
cool hobbies
hell yeah. if you're gonna have female friends, you could do worse than lesbians
This is not, and has never been /r9k/. If you don't have any friends, we're here for you.
what would Holla Forums do with this dyke I'm friends with
love and cherish forever
Reminds me of this dyke I got frisky with.
They usually have high sex drive since high testosterone levels.
what would you do with her?
<Get her to like me and get comfortable around me.
<Tease her for hours with subtle and less subtle flirting.
<Make her go insane with lust.
<Give her the fuck of a lifetime.
<Suggest next time she should bring her gf aswell.
Also, I bet she's reading this thread.
If you want to make that fantasy come true reply to this with a contact, and we can arrange it.
She has a gf by now, sorry pal
this is actually my fetish
Good shit. It's very uncommon to find someone like us.
She looks almost exactly like the dark-haired dyke here!
I hope you fucked her good.
First step is not calling them retarded.
You need to establish intimacy and to appear chill yet detached enough to be perceived as "not desperate, experienced".
An easy way to do so is to treat her like a man, with the (obvious) exception of never teasing her about how she looks.
Since most of them are sexually repressed all you need is to sneak some sexy remarks here and there. Nothing too obscene, for example how you'd like to feel up their neck with your teeth, or remarks about their kissable lips and so on.
If they give a positive reaction back, you should pretty much engage in what you'd call foreplay.
It can be verbal at first. Slowly make your way up to kissing, then to more obscene physical contact, then you're pretty much good.
Remember: slow is good, fast is not always bad.
You don't want them to feel trapped in some sort of creepy scheme. You want to have fun with them the whole way through.
Be their friend, have fun, but be a bit too sexy for them to sit well with not wanting more.
People want to explore themselves, expecially dykes who never tried a man's touch, use that to your advantage.
Of course if you need further help that can be arranged.
I have a kik profile, just send yours and I'll add you.
t. someone who pulled two chicks on omegle just yesterday
can confirm. I had one throw herself at me at a party once. She asked me to promise we didn't do anything because apparently dykes hate bis or some shit. She had great tits once the Ace bandage came off
Would rape, wana know what she would say if i put her in a situation where she had to have sex and i was raping her but not by force but mind manip
They usually have high sex drive since high testosterone levels.
this. enough testosterone to have an adams apple, but not enough to have a mustache. perfect sex drive for a girl
I'd make her tonguefuck my dirty unwashed asshole like it was a wet juicy cunt
1. Steal IPHONE and contents into your asshole
2. Pull micropenis
3. Moonwalk out in the midst of the chaos
4. Go to Apple store in glee as you just pulled off the heist of the century
5. ???
6. PROFIT
She looks like a prepubescent boy. It's probably because she has high testosterone levels by a woman's standards, but low by a man's standards. It also explains why she is attracted to women, because her libido and sexual attraction is equivalent to a 12 year old boy's.
I've seen her posted before within the last four or so years. Either you don't know her or you've really been waiting too long to take any action with her. She may be fat by now, you know how dykes do.
she's a hard 6 with that cut but would be a 7-8 depending on a better style with longer hair. her lez relationship is a fluke, you can't have 2 masculine girls in a relationship bc of power struggle so it won't last too much longer.
she's ok but could be better if she made better choices
Speak for yourself. They've been going steady for years, and are still together.