What would Holla Forums do with this dyke I'm friends with

op's dyke is ugly af imo, but yeah, I always find myself drawn to them. They seem more easy going, have cool hobbies, can drink.. I met one that was into drifting, she even had a pretty sick Audi set up for the track.. like fuck mang.. She was cute as shit too, but she brozoned me.

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You're a liar. You have no friends.

Having friends
Normalfag get out

cool hobbies
hell yeah. if you're gonna have female friends, you could do worse than lesbians

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lol sadanon

This is not, and has never been /r9k/. If you don't have any friends, we're here for you.

what would Holla Forums do with this dyke I'm friends with
love and cherish forever

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put her on the woodpile for next winter

mfw i realise i looked like a bull dyke when i was 15
Well shit…

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Ask why she has shit taste in clothing.

I would rub her belly. It looks soft.

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Any nudes?

Reminds me of this dyke I got frisky with.
They usually have high sex drive since high testosterone levels.
what would you do with her?
<Get her to like me and get comfortable around me.
<Tease her for hours with subtle and less subtle flirting.
<Make her go insane with lust.
<Give her the fuck of a lifetime.
<Suggest next time she should bring her gf aswell.

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Also, I bet she's reading this thread.
If you want to make that fantasy come true reply to this with a contact, and we can arrange it.

post pics

It was basically a boy without a dick, are you sure?

absolutely.

A'ight give me a minute.

this is all i'm willing to share tbh

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this is actually my fetish. contact info pls.

More pics pls. Don be a fegit

She has a gf by now, sorry pal
this is actually my fetish
Good shit. It's very uncommon to find someone like us.

give contact idc. ill make it work.

Yeah, they are qt, can you upload nudes please?

She looks almost exactly like the dark-haired dyke here!

I hope you fucked her good.

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Oh you can bet I did

how do you fuck retarded dikes like this? i bet she even browse reddit

First step is not calling them retarded.
You need to establish intimacy and to appear chill yet detached enough to be perceived as "not desperate, experienced".
An easy way to do so is to treat her like a man, with the (obvious) exception of never teasing her about how she looks.
Since most of them are sexually repressed all you need is to sneak some sexy remarks here and there. Nothing too obscene, for example how you'd like to feel up their neck with your teeth, or remarks about their kissable lips and so on.
If they give a positive reaction back, you should pretty much engage in what you'd call foreplay.
It can be verbal at first. Slowly make your way up to kissing, then to more obscene physical contact, then you're pretty much good.
Remember: slow is good, fast is not always bad.
You don't want them to feel trapped in some sort of creepy scheme. You want to have fun with them the whole way through.
Be their friend, have fun, but be a bit too sexy for them to sit well with not wanting more.
People want to explore themselves, expecially dykes who never tried a man's touch, use that to your advantage.

Of course if you need further help that can be arranged.
I have a kik profile, just send yours and I'll add you.
t. someone who pulled two chicks on omegle just yesterday

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no timestamp
FUCK OFF

I don't see the need for one?
That's not me afterall

feed her pork

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can confirm. I had one throw herself at me at a party once. She asked me to promise we didn't do anything because apparently dykes hate bis or some shit. She had great tits once the Ace bandage came off

Would rape, wana know what she would say if i put her in a situation where she had to have sex and i was raping her but not by force but mind manip

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to promise we didn't do anything
*promise saying

They usually have high sex drive since high testosterone levels.
this. enough testosterone to have an adams apple, but not enough to have a mustache. perfect sex drive for a girl

put her in trash compactor

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She sends off three different red flags user, I would avoid that

Sauce? its like heartwork, but with more money and less talent.

I forgot the name. This is the only other one I have.

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Impregnation

Where are her breasts?

give her to my wife

wtf

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is this jontron & moot r63?

I'd make her tonguefuck my dirty unwashed asshole like it was a wet juicy cunt

kekkus maximus

1. Steal IPHONE and contents into your asshole

2. Pull micropenis

3. Moonwalk out in the midst of the chaos

4. Go to Apple store in glee as you just pulled off the heist of the century

5. ???

6. PROFIT

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answer: yes it's real. that's what I'd do to her. the end.

chill wit her
its fun

That's a gay couple if I ever saw one.

That's two men, I mean

I'd lick her asshole.

I also would lick her asshole a little bit.

Tie her up in my basement, fuck her until she stops being a lesbian.

G A Y

kill it with fire

She looks like a prepubescent boy. It's probably because she has high testosterone levels by a woman's standards, but low by a man's standards. It also explains why she is attracted to women, because her libido and sexual attraction is equivalent to a 12 year old boy's.

7/10 would tape her mouth shut, fuck her in the ass

high IQ post

I've seen her posted before within the last four or so years. Either you don't know her or you've really been waiting too long to take any action with her. She may be fat by now, you know how dykes do.

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Murder her. Fucking degenerate whore.

I'd sperm her

awwww… why do you have to be like that?

she's a hard 6 with that cut but would be a 7-8 depending on a better style with longer hair. her lez relationship is a fluke, you can't have 2 masculine girls in a relationship bc of power struggle so it won't last too much longer.

she's ok but could be better if she made better choices

Speak for yourself. They've been going steady for years, and are still together.

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keep the strap-on drawer full!

holy shit an actual chand here on Holla Forums?
color me surprised

hair long enough for you now, user?

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