Do any of you have a criminal record?

Do any of you have a criminal record?

What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

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nice try FBI

Fuck off FBI.

Leave my friend millionairefag alone btw.
FAGGOTS

I suicide bombed the white house 7 times

You have to come with us..

Probably producing CP and assaulting people. I don't have a record though. Oh and I downloaded / pirated stuff that.

Not seed torrents.

I have a loli image folder and I use BitTorrent almost obsessively.

Oh yeah, really living on the edge aren't I.

Illegal is illegal, user.
You smoke reefer? You jaywalk? You steal a bike? You kill a bunch of people? Illegal.

I don't do illegal stuff.

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Guys, I know the datamining faggot is annoying and all but this is literally a datamining thread.

One time I stole a ruler from school because I kept it in my hand accidentally. I live in fear OF consequence since

Fuck you horrible faggot. Get off the internet right now, dude. Right now sicko. Come on. I'll beat your ass, talk to me face and I'll beat your ass with the help of my big friends. Back off, man

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Is paranoia the theme of Holla Forums? Fuck off. We're supposed to be looking appealing for a broader audience.

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t. Shlomo

it's a meme you dip

No.

Not telling. :^)

I know, is that supposed to mean anything? It sucks

Tell us you sick pedophile
Stop talking about datamining, seems like years since the first time I heard it

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torposting this just in case

Why would anyone in their right mind waste their time downloading tor?

user really… You stole a lemon! You don't need to use a Tor for this confession. If I was your boss and I caught you stealing a lemon, I would tease you until the day you died. I would buy you a lemon ever day and make you eat it from of me just for kicks.

i would kill for this if qt female manager

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Question: who just eats a lemon? Okay, you use it to flavor your water or when cooking, but just eating it? Why? Who enjoys that?

Are you trying to be seinfeld or something

A lemon masochist..? That's a dangerous combination user. Your injuries increase ten fold with lemon juice, remember that.

kek

A lemon masochist apparently.

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are you trying to be a faggot or something?

Does this answer your question?

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user…you are something special. I was laughing the entire time reading this. I support this good kink.

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I once drove on a suspended license.

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I steal money at my job, I got a huge CP folder, I use drugs, I killed a cat once. Help me

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That's about all. Plus I'm using VPN to post this.

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i stole a toy from a store as a kid

the perfect crime

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