How hard is it to get disability in the US?

How hard is it to get disability in the US?

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Its pretty easy to become a republican.

Jump in front of a car, drink bleach, yell 'niggers, niggers everywhere' in the middle of an urban center. Should be disabled in no time.

what the fuck is that picture

Can you pass for white? If yes, it's pretty much impossible. If not then it's guaranteed.

become Trump supporter

Obviously it's a demon sent to kill niggers

You have to apply multiple times.

should be easy if you post on an imageboard
I am not being facetious, an autism diagnoses is very easy to get even I got one

Why would you? It basically locks you out from a normal life (as it should)

the hunter from dead space

a white able-bodied male
I was looking more of a social disorder I could pretend to have

I don't have any or want any friends, nor do I like going out and doing stuff
I just need $50 a week for rent.

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Nice dubs, you silly nigger.
Most of the people I know who are on disability work under the table for cash. This benefits both parties, since the "employer" doesn't have to pay market value and the "employee" is already getting enough to live on anyway. It's pretty much shit, though, since they're being propped up by a system that is now based on lying and theft.

I know someone like this.

This is why social programs should be replaced with work camps.

1 you are an imageboard user so you dont have that anyways
2 not really

okay
so do you just make an appointment with a doctor, and then tell them about social anxiety and avoid eye contact, would depression work?

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If you're white, difficult, if you're a white male, near impossible. If you're black; go line up, if you're female; go line up.

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im not entirely sure I got mine as a child

Social disorders are bullshit. You're just low test. Order some steroids online, they'll make you normal again.

I ordered some creatine online and it changed my life.

After one day of it my testicles were swollen to the size of small potatoes and I was bitch slapping everybody unfortunate enough to have me lay eyes upon. I also smelled so bad that every dog within a few miles was checking me out and I had at least of few inches of millimeter-gauge hair across my body.

I ended up riding it out in the forest emulating bigfoot and raiding campers for beer. shit was so cash. Unfortunately the effects wore off after a month and I had to back home.

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It takes about 3 years to get through the application process, requiring multiple "appeals" until you finally get to the "yes". It's also not a free ticket to be a NEET. Disability is based on how much you've paid into the Social Security system. If that's $0, then your check will be $0.

You basically have to be a full blown 'tard or be a terminal cancer patient or be seriously full blown cripple to get disability.


You can't get on disability with Autism.>>7823276

Comfy as fuck tbqhfam

So, to get back to OP (who is a fag, obvoiusly):
It's not all that hard. You have to have something a doctor can diagnose. Social anxiety is tough to pass off if you don't have a docor who is in your pay, which might be hard to find, since you're a basement troll with no money who's trying to get on disability. Back pain is probably your best bet, but you have to either have real back pain (but maybe honestly non-crippling) or be a pretty good actor.
But from the people I know who are on disability, it's not that difficult. You just have to keep up with your paperwork and regular checkups, and keep working under the table.
Oh, and don't be stupid and buy a new Cadillac when you're only getting $30k/yr from disability. Whatever caseworking/bureaucrat you get is going to be able to connect those dots, you freeloading sack of shit.

You only get disability from shit like depression if you're a minor and your parents apply because you're special needs.

you can get gibs
I get a fat check for $750 every month
thats basically exactly enough to rent a studio apartment AND buy food where I am at
I like having money though so I rent a room in a friends house and eat his food instead

Assuming that you are the least-flawed member of a group is a common cognitive bias. Unfortunately, just because somethings true for you doesn't mean it's true for others. Honestly, the fact that you believe this shows that you're probably retarded. Please don't reproduce.

What if he poisons the food and takes the antidote regularly?

If you're getting that much money in the US, then you're homeless and have a dozen kids.

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okay, thanks for your input

I know I am healthy, I am trying to seem unhealthy mentally, so a doctor will diagnose me something, so I can go on disability.
I pretended to have dyslexia in school, so I'd be put in do nothing classes, and I just need to do it again.

hmm, so just work part time for a few years, before I can get anything. shit

I have like 7k , and my mother and sister owe about 11k., so I could pay a doctor to say shit, don't know how'd I go about that tho

fuck

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From the looks of that drawing you're already pretty disabled.

thank you user
I appreciate your honestly
you can't hate my work more then I do

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Don't blame yourself, blame the jews who put fluoride in your water.

it's not hard.

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That's actually a pretty good squirrel.


Uh, bro, fluoride occurs naturally in water. In mountain regions it's up to 50 mg/L. That's 50x the WHO recommended levels.

No, I'm sorry, but no. I have a few doctors in my family, and a know quite a few other doctors, and nurses, and other medical professionals. 7k ain't gonna get you shit unless your doctor has a gambling problem or a really bad drug problem.
If you've been in their care for a while, and your insurance is good, and you're in their offices all the time (so they're getting 10s of ks/yr out of your insurance, and have the potential of many years of this) you might have a stab at it, but yeah, no. 7k cash is basically two or three days for them, and it's not worth their medical license to give you a break.
Simpler: a long-term patient with a treatable but perhaps cripping condition is worth 1m or more to them. A freeloading fag with 7k cash who wants to get some gibs is a massive red flag.

FTFYF

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you think if i went to some type of sjw social worker and never stfu about fluoride, i could get paid? i'd start a thread about info graphs, print them all out and they probably would consider me crazy
they use to give us fluoride tablets before they put it in the water. it was a big deal, especially after 9/11

(((clinton))) era

The fluoride in groundwater isn't the same kind as the stuff added to public water.

I don't drink tap water. Taste is off

My mother was lesbian that was with an abusive troll bitch for 4 years of my children, and my father ODed two years after reconnecting with me.
that is all true, so I wouldn't have to lie.

so get insurances
you'd think medical coverage would come with disability or would just come out of the disability.
I only need about $200 a month.

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In seriousness though TRT would solve

dam we fucking for real have A LOT in common.
i know for sure we have plenty of differences but we have a lot in common.

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it's sad that it has come to "turn this person into the opposite sex!!!!'

Traplife>Tradlife

I don't want to be a 3DPD, user, I would make one ugly 3DPD anyway.

I used my father's death to guilt my mother into buying me things, and to get out of punishment, also got 30k for life insurance, worked out good for me in the end.

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Put a red cap with the inscription #MAGA on

its not a road you want to follow.
i'm just some random motherfucker online so you'll never listen to me.

i guess it comes down to

it indeed doesn't matter in the end, but I'd argue that planning and careful decision making will be more likely to lead to life with less suffering and more satisfaction overall, and thus is the superior approach

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so you agree with me??????

you presented both options neutrally

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SSDI NEET here, I can sort of try to answer your question. It really depends on numerous factors… have you been institutionalized in a psychiatric hospital? Have you spent large amounts of time in a hospital due to physical health factors? Were either of your parents disabled? Were you raised by a single mother? These will increase your odds astronomically.

On the other hand, have you ever held down a job? Do you have a college or high school degree? Do you have a known marketable skill listed in the system? These will probably make it harder.

Actually being disabled seems relatively minor. I know an autistic guy with diabetes who lives with family… he has poor social skills and very poor hygiene but can't get disability because he held a job at Wal-mart as a cart pusher for a few years. Also he has no money to hire a lawyer to help him with the court proceedings and as far as I know has never been hospitalized. Realistically he deserves it more than I do, but the system is very flawed.

All that being said, I would advise strongly against it. 750 or so dollars a month is a pittance in exchange for any sense of pride or dignity. I wish I had been pushed harder, I wish I wasn't a fucking coward and I'd gotten a job or gone to trade school. It's probably too late now, but I can definitely tell you it is a garbage life. You live in constant fear of the furnace breaking down in winter, because you wont be able to afford having it fixed. Is the roof leaking? That sucks, too bad you're a poor NEET. Do you actually want to have money to spend on your hobbies? Well, it's that or groceries and bills.

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damn it. radical centrism again…

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btw wat are you trying a draw? some subconscience shit?

"Well, you really are missing one arm. You can use the other one to pick up a phone at this diverse call center."
Does that answer your question?

the second paragraph is were i knew you were a lair.

that least you weren't meaning to, and that is what matters
it is some concept art from bloodborne

ah, shit, if would have known that, fuck me, god damn it
ain't no pride or dignity, just sloth and a desire to draw porn

no, if I am able to get disability I wouldn't have to work, as everything I want and need would be around 350 a month

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I didn't say it would make it impossible, but I believe it lowers the chances significantly. That being said I'm just basing it off my personal experience; I've gotten SSDI neetbux basically my entire adult life. And it's up to you at the end, but you could probably make better money begging than you can being on disability.

TRT is testosterone replacement therapy user..

I am only 21, so haven't been adult for that long, and again, it doesn't need to be a lot of money, only needs to be monthly
I would just get a job, but any money I would earn over 350 per month would be money I don't need, and I don't feel like wasting a big chuck of my week for something I don't want or need.

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no, user, I won't be your hole. I'd ugly trap, as I have masculine features that are reminiscent of an neanderthal.
You can do better then me user, I believe in you fag boi

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On SSDI myself. Nearly 1500 USD per month, but that's because I get survivors as well. History going back to early grade school (over 20 years). The psychiatrist I was seeing at the time had been seeing me for about 13 years. Social Security thinks it's schizo, but it's not. It's ADHD, bad case of Tourettes and OCD. In my younger adulthood, I had a job that alternated between part and full time for three years. I also had two associates degrees from a community college.

Initial claim was denied, sent in one appeal and won it. Took less than a year. I've been assigned a representative payee. I've tried to get paid directly, but that has been held up in limbo for over a year.

Right now, I'm looking for full time work, but still trying to deal with my problems. I now have a BS in Engineering, but with a shit GPA. Since I'm in the "Ticket To Work" program, I don't need to have medical reviews every five years. I'm in my late 30s.

Have you considered part time work?

so gothic, catholic style art.
the G.O.A.T. style
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you are one of us
Rome will fall but we will live on
Christ will always prevail

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tbh I'm running so much T right now nature herself flinches for fear of rape, so, I'm easy

Same user here again. Forgot to mention, it was an administrative law judge who ruled in my favor.

dont pull it out brother HH

that is 35 hours a week, 140 hours so no

I don't think could pretend to have any of that, but thanks for the insight

Gothic can be fun, I need to do more tbh

having high T doesn't mean you don't get to have standards.

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Jesus Christ man, how? I thought 750 was the cap …


My dead is dead and I stopped getting survivors when I turned 18. How does this happen? Also BS in Engineering. Nice, very nice. I wish I could be a cool NEET like you… I guess you're not even a NEET at this point. FML.

you lost me, how do people with actual issues even do this

I see a therapist every week, but don't go to psychiatrists because they just try to give you zombie pills they swear will help you. Liars. If I wanted to be a zombie I'd just smoke weed, at least it's fun and tastes good.

tbh fam, i dont know what to tell you.
into history. are you american?


probably this

That's what tren is for.. damn I had some regrettable sexual encounters on that shit..

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no no, I am sure I could find more to study and use as reference, but Gothic is a style, and stylizing before you know the fundamentals, and can produce work this is realistic, will cause you to put up nasty habits that are hard to get rid of

it is good thing I don't care about sex then

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I don't know about that. Without survivors benefits, I still get at least $900 a month.


Not sure, but I've had this disability since I was a minor, and apparently qualified for SSDI before my dad died. They back-dated it and I got about two years worth of SSDI payments from before my actual application date.


Yeah, but my GPA is in the toilet though. I understood the material, but did shitty on the tests.

You guys obviously have no clue what the fuck you guys are talking about…more than 95% of places that can help determine if you can get disability will fight you the whole way. I have honestly (befor I was 18) seen 3 head dr and 5 counselors in inpatient and that's where I got my diagnosis from. Now that I'm older shit really hit the fan and for the last about 10or11 years I've been having a shit storm of other mental problems. I don't get enough money to pay bills just lucky I live with family. I told ss how much my bills are and I run out of money befor month is halfway through,bogus. I even told ss I don't get enough money to pay bills and they say oh you have bills. Retards. Basically if you can't really prove you have a mental illness you ain't getting it and like I said 95% of people that are supposed to help you get it don't unless your really retarded or its a physical disability. Just a word of wisdom, its not worth the time and or effort it would take to fake the shit I have(I ain't tell you) it's basically like having a job trying to get it and I explode and snap on those assholes all the time. You would make more money flipping burgers faggots

I had survivor benefits until I was 18, ss was pretty nice about the whole thing

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Well they treat me like shit and when ever I go into ss office I usually get so paranoid that I end up leaving

good luck…

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user, I don't want to be a dick, but I think your real mental disorders might be getting the away of your judgement

my art is shit, but that is okay, because still just trying to learn the basics, shit takes years dude
and Gothic is a style because it isn't photo-realistic, which isn't a bad thing, but that does make it a style

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that's the monster from Witcher 3, whatever it was called.
Shit game overrated game honestly. plebian taste

What?
Not sure what that means… But I have tried taking meds for paranoia and the they oddly make me freak out even more….

A leshen, and Witcher 3 was easily the best game at the time

it sure was user

that is odd, you should stop taking the meds then until they give you something else

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one of the best ones to come out in the 5 years for sure

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I did… Last time I saw my Dr he wanted to prescribe me xanax cause 3 drugs do nothing and 2 make me freak out so he wanted to move to another direction and I was like no thank you and that's last time I seen him

I'm in the same boat; I've been going to shrinks and whatnot since I was in the single digits. I got survivor benefits when I was a minor but they stopped when I got my own SSDI at 18. For a long time I only got like 500 until I showed them that I was basically paying most of that to my mom for rent ( which goes directly to household bills ) I also got a small lump sum from them but I've never, ever gotten even close to 1500 a month. Pretty jelly tbh.

You must live in California or a blue state that supplements it somehow?? I live in a very red state that hates poor people, so maybe that's it.

Fuck man, at least you can grasp it. My comprehension of mathematics is so poor any STEM field is out of the question. I doubt I could even manage as a plumber or some other trade based job… Either way, good for you user.

(heiled)

Based Hitler dubs of truth.

hmm… well a mental illness is just a physical illness, that manifest itself in behavior.
I really don't understand why they don't you fucks MRIs, so they can see what is precisely wrong with your brain, so they can treat it accordingly. It would probably be cheaper then years of therapy, and safer then just throwing drugs at you to see what works

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lemme ask you. where do you draw from. is it dreams or nightmares, or do you just re-do things you fought in video games?

I'm in a midwestern state, no supplements. I don't think any state supplements SSDI.

I find pictures online, both from real life and other's drawings, and try to recreate it as best as I am able.
Was told by really good professional artist's that is a way to get good.

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Replace 'draw' with 'wank to' and the answer is yes.

… sometimes

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I don't know; a "friend" of mine from California got tons of additional benefits because he was born there. He's not even a NEET anymore; he has a full-time job and goes to college but I'm pretty sure he still gets NEETbux from Commiefornia even though we live in the Northwest. He drives a new car, spends hundreds on vidya every month, brags about his steam account being worth like 10000 and has the audacity to complain about being poor. I sometimes dream about murdering him, while I am sleeping.

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He also watches The Young Turks. I really don't like him but we have the same wretched social circle so I have to play nice every week … anyways … I wish I got 1500 a month, I could actually maybe get a car or fix my roof … Bleh. I hate my life.

it's easy if you're literally retarded
t. knower

I also fill pages with lines, ellipses, basic 3D shapes, practice perspective drawing, and watch tutorials from a variety of artists on youtube.
please note: I like JLullaby's style, not his cuck shit thank you

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False. Terry Davis gets about $1400/month. He showed his online banking records on live stream last year when he was living in the van.

Look into tabletop RPG books from the 70's and 80's. Lots of nice art in those. This one is from AD&D 1st edition Dungeon Master's Guide.

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I appreciate the tip user

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Based. AD&D is best D&D

There's some heavy competition in that area.

That's the whole rules, just these two 64-page books. It only accounts for levels 1-14, but you can extrapolate up to 20 easily. Frankly, leveling is pretty slow anyway in these old editions, and a lot of low-level PCs don't survive.
Later on they revised this edition into 5 rulebooks and 36 levels, but that's kind of gonzo and hard to wrap your head around, since 9th level is still "name" level and means you're a real badass. So I think they went in the wrong direction just to sell more books.

someone put at lot of work into this

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I know with my advanced metal disabilities, I was still able to shine in this place.
At least, that's what the voices tell me.

I just got it for depression, anxiety and avoidant personality disorder after a four year wait. 1060 a month and I'm a 42 year old white male.

do you live in a blue or red state?

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Blue of course lol

damn

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Honestly OP? Not that hard, it just takes time. Oh and you can be working while you apply (if you were able to work you wouldn't be disabled duh).

Most states will help you get on disability if you apply for welfare and say it's because you are having trouble finding work. You see Welfare is a STATE program, and disability is a FEDERAL program. It's cheaper for the state to get you on disability because then they will never have to pay you, it's the federal government's job.

Problem is you'll only get around $1100 a month on average. Some make less. Also you can't earn money that is taxable in any way. So don't think you can just sell junk on ebay on the side and they won't notice the extra $400 a month you're bringing in.

that is fine, I 1100 would be more then enough for anything I would need

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Shwo them your drawing and they'll hand it to you, I'm sure

I can kneecap you if you want.

It's as easy as registering to vote.

oh you

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