How long did you fags lurk 8ch for before you made a post?

How long did you fags lurk 8ch for before you made a post?

I lurked for 2 years and now I have my own board.

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I only started posting very recently, despite being a lurker since the very beginning. I didn't poat, because i was too scared because of the pedos. So, thanks Dysnomia, for cleaning the board.

As soon as I came here I started to post.
t.newf*g cuckchanner

How do I lurk?

I came here from r_theDonald, but I don't know if I want to stay. There's a lot of hate on this forum. If I can't show my mom the memes here, what's the point in posting? And all the illegal activity! You people are sick. Good thing Emperor Trump is getting a second term, I can't wait for this place to get cleaned up under the Internet Protection For International Citizens Act.

this.

I lurked 3 days. That was on 8ch.co back in the day when we thought the cripple was any good before he proved us wrong.

I post on Holla Forums right away as soon as it created.

Fuck lurking.

A real OG user

Nigger

leave that alone. how do i redtext?

Also this. Otherwise floated around on & off since The Best Page in the Universe was still the best page in the universe. Not entirely loyal to 8ch, but I spend over half my time here.

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i do whatever the fuck i want tbh

I posted as soon as it was created. Fuck lurking, I've been on imageboards since about 2007.

Better question. How do I make a thread?

Like this, user! Try it out!

s-stop making fun of me please

Simply type "==" before and after whatever you want to write.

test

thx

Anytime

Been postin here since the migration from cuckchan
Goddamn, are you like fucking 12?

Who, me? The 2 years I was lurking was back when everyone came from halfchan too.

"=="Redtext"=="

does it really matter?

I'm like a proud father.

Soak up as much of that feel as you can now, because you'll never know it irl.

I literally have 2 kids

Anime girls aren't real, user.

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Top kek

Anime is for fags

So stop watching it.

I lurked for 2 weeks on reddit, then I decided to post here instead, AMA!

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I also have 3 lambo's and homes in mexico and indonesia, you dont know me user.

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You can do anything with your imagine guys, AnYtHinG.

I'm also famous and you probably have heard of me.

6/10

fuck off Gary Glitter

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...

AM I RETARDED?

Is that a rhetorical question?

Learn to redtext, faggot!

TRIPS

FUCK YEA BABY!!! WOOOO!!!

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Do you guys remember that time Gary Glitter posted here? What a fucking weirdo.

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One more time!

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This dude gets tris and dubs left and right! Is this what God looks like?

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OH LORD, PLEASE DON'T BE A JEW AND LEAVE A FEW GETS TO YOUR INFERIORS AS WELL

YEAH!!!

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*rolling*

test

ROLLS AGAIN REALLY FAST

FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BLESSED
Holla Forums BTFO

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Sure is baby!

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What is going on? And why can't i get any gets?

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bazinga

DUBS

Dubds, motherfucker!

DESU DESU

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GET

WAAAAAAAAH

twice in a row. you guys are fucking sad.

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ZOMBAWE

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WINRAR

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Check em

IF DUBS I GET LAID

Now

I always wait until a turd dilates my anus before posting on Holla Forums. This technique enables me to deposit gigantic shitposts and a suffocating odor all at once.
[email protected]

ENJOY YOUR BOYPUSSY, user!

God damnit

A deal is a deal

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nice b8 faggot

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*rolls one more time*

Give me fucking dubs

3 SETS OF DUBS!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG IA M GOD!!!!!!

Hello user. I heard you want to get laid!
My body is ready!

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I swear I didn't intend to write this messy

that's not bad for a maggot

ELEVEN!

Well, shit. IA is the Portuguese acronym for Artificial Intelligence. Guess this is the end.

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You give me no choice user

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HAHAHA TRIPFAG LOST 2 TIMES UNIT-PRECISE

I find that the best way to become a decent poster is to engage in a literal tiral-by-fire. You don't lurk, you begin posting imediately. In the inevitable bombardment of criticism, you will improve. Keep doing this until you are not mocked anymore. Even if it takes years. This ensures only the strongest posters join our collective, as the faggots are inevitably bullied or sulk in deep hugbox boards buried deeply.

Words of wisdom!

PLEASE GIB DUBS!

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"He who ever gets dubs, is a huge faggot!", spoke the Lord!

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ROLL!

Dubs

kek, fuck you dude.

BEAT YOU AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAH

4 DUBS IN MY PORTFOLIO ALREADY

see

why? this was a half decent thread before you two pissed on it

TRIPS IS THE REAL GAME

This is blasphemy, this is madness.

If dubs, OP sends me $60 to my paypal acc!

OP, you heard him!

Less than two seconds.

OK let's stop

Dubs say we dont stop!

One last roll…

NO U

Roll

Ok I'm done, the dub Olympics will resume in 1 day.

Man, i quit this stupid game

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5 TIMES!
U GOT TOTALLY ASSBLASTED

But I got trips and dubs before, so it's like 5-5

okay I'm leaving this thread as well dw

one more

Fuck you, with 1000 oine trees!

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Foul, the Olympics were on hold.

Deducted one point.

Onto another thread I go.

5yrs. I still lurk more then post.
Politics, psi-ops and bots make most posts not even worth the effort. But every once in awhile you get to contribute to a golden pagoda of information; makes the lurking worth it.
And fuck you guys who don't realize that pedos and gorefags were the bread and butter of Holla Forums; they were our barrier between hate and mainstream. Now we are in a painfully slow decline; filled with bots and paid agents.

I don't think this site has been around for 5 years user.

ready for round 2, tripfaggot?
also, you can't say "foul" when the game has already ended, i am still 2 dubs ahead of you

Holla Forums will turn 5 this year

I started lurking on 4chan around 2008 and I still feel like a newfag. Is this normal?

Bring it on cunt.

about 2 hours, tbh

DUBS

That's right you dont want none of the Cage.

BASED

self checking, because why not

A little over a year, then I posted for a half more in a single board.

redtext

But you have to start AND end every redtext line with these == signs separately. If you insert a new line in the middle, it won't work anymore.

I came right after the exodus and i never looked back