Hey Holla Forums what's up with my butthole?

Hey Holla Forums what's up with my butthole?

nerve gas

I'm being serious here. Can't afford a doc just moved and last night there was this "thing"that if I touched hurt so imagine how I felt when I pressed real hard on it and it dissapeared. I haven't had sex in about 2 years and this happines.

it is a hemmirhoid, you idiot

Wtf . What do I do about it?

stop taking it in the ass. nevermind that's probably impossible for you OP.

No sex in 1 1/2 years since my ex. Holla Forumsirgin since.

Looks like an allergy or rash. Do you have an allergy of peanuts? Maybe you should stop putting peanut butter on your asshole and letting the dog lick it off.

confirmed, its a hemroid

t. user who has had one

use preparation H and ice. the ice pack will make it feel a lot better.

DO NOT ITCH

hahaha
it's actually some negro lip

lol'd

Fucking thank you! This is going to save me. Have some tits.

I have to shit so bad is it safe to?

it is going to hurt probably, don't even bother wiping just go in the shower and try to wash yourself with minimal touching to your little homobump on your ahole

but it's not like you can hold your poo in, i mean, you can…but you can get a fecal impaction if you abstain from shitting long enough, as well as other health concerns. i've gone 10 days before i think

I had pizza and wings.

I have a well lubricated probe I can insert that will find the source of this problem.

literally nothing gay about getting a friend to give you a good dicking down every so often

Preach it brother.

Amen

is this from anal sex?