Meme Magic/KEK

Alright lads, we've had a semi eventful week. We had some good chuckles and dubs involving san andreas san and michael. The 7get was somewhat notable, as it may have been kek reaching out to us regarding ZPE, or just a greeting.
As always, keep the memes coming and stay HIGH ENERGY
PRAISE KEK

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun
youtube.com/watch?v=H6HLjpj4Nt4
katsandogz.com/oneating.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

In what thread did that happen?

Clearly Kek was unhappy with all these 'meme magic' threads. He is a chaos god, just let it happen when it happens. These designated threads just shit up the mythos and actual kekworship.

I believe it happened in a Podesta email thread.

There was only one main meme magic thread for the past week, and that finally died within the past couple days. You may be sick of encountering frogposters in other threads, but meme magic threads arent that common m8

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Got one better. ;^)

ZPE provides more than enough energy to power technologies which we can scarcely dream of.

Trump presidency confirmed to make anime real.

h = HEIL
Kek simply asks for more praise

It was a pretty shit get and everything that came afterwards was post-shit get rationalization

Pretty much all our gets suck to be honest. But it is just numbers.

This is a slide thread. The email was an unanswered one TO Podesta by a UFO nut.

6000000 was an ebolachan get

Exactly as a12773 said.

Stop trying to rationalize this. The get was stolen by Holla Forums and the prick who did it was banned.

Yea, but the dumb faggot didn't understand what he unleashed. Getting h. on the 7777777 and the link to zero point energy within the same thread is quite interesting.


Kek works in mysterious ways. I give praise.

Actually meme magic did happen, the 2 previous dubs before the large get were consecutive in the same thread and both said that Trump will win.

Also h is the 8'th letter in the alphabet which represents the Ogdoad while at the same time the letter h is the Egyptian Hieroglyphic for Fence. h could also represent heh another ogdoad frog god of infinity and eternity.

it was not stolen by lefty pol
I got it, and I claim it for deutsch pol

No he was just a random mindless shitposter who also posted "gas the kikes" in an attempt to get the get.

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I prepared something else for the get,
used h for counting, but the last posts came too fast

You're a fucking dumbshit, but thankfully Kek is naturally obscure and reticent and is able to will himself through your retarded shitposting..

Working on the big kek right now. With luck, the feds won't catch on until they've delivered across the world.

Both great points. Let's explore the idea. So if heh was reaching out to us, does that corroborate his working with kek, or was it autonomous from kek? If heh is working with kek, that would further the notion that we are awakening the ogdoad. If not, then what was heh's message to us? How closet it was placed to the zpe post makes me think this may have something to do with kek.
HIGH ENERGY, GROWING STRONGER EACH DAY. PRAISE KEK.

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it was my will

i even announced it

In time, the world may learn of our teeth you know. We may find it desirable to fortify our swamplands. Perhaps raise idols in the saltmines?

shadilay

All that happened is that there is some speculation about ayy's and the possibility of bringing back Heh, the god of infinity. Which would be cool to not only having a frog god on chaos but a frog god of infinity helping us as well. One get at a time the Egyptian benefactors return.

The ogdoad work together as they are all gods of primal powers. Best guess is that this is starting a domino effect of the resurrection of the ogdoad.

it is h for heh

you can't resurrect that which never died

it was /sp/ tho

no it was not
guy on sp is a liar
it was DEUTSCH POL VERDAMMT

h was for Hell

Praise Kek. Glory will be restored to the ogdoad.


That's the beauty of the resurrection/Kristos mythos. You are promised it.

Beyond the zero point energy thing, Edgar Mitchell's (the whole reason zpe was even being discussed at the time) IONS foundation was very interested in collective consciousness and how to use that to alter worldviews on a mass scale.

That "h", in addition to being "8", "heh", "infinity" and a concept in zpe, could well stand for "hivemind" too.

Hell/Hillary I.e. we're basically fucked.

shadilay shadilay

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Those could be points, but I personally don't liken them to those connections. At this point, helldog isn't even relevant. We've stirred the ogdoad from their slumber, and they seem to be glad we've woken them up.

Checked and keked
SHADILAY BROTHERS, OGDOAD SOON

not soon
NOW

I feel it. The point emerging. Probably entering.

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I feel I was given an additional alternative explanation to the event by kek

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The time has come. Finally I may see the Egyptian paradise that have been shown in my dreams for years.
PRAISE KEK, GLORY AND RESPECT UNTO THE OGDOAD

I've seen weird shit too. Got a concise explanation?


Well then, let's turn it up.

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It doesn't matter who the actor was that made the post that had the get.

What matters is that Kek made that post get the get.

H is an important letter for reasons already given IIT.

Do not doubt the digits, just roll with it amd praise Kek!

KKK
KEK

Captcha getwbc
KKK

Fuck my formating. On a phone instead of my trusty pc. My apologies.

66
33
99
numerically this equates to
6+6=12
3+3=6
9+9=18
1+2=3
6=6
1+8=9

3
6
9

3+6+9=18
1+8=9

9 is equivalent to 3*3>>7786709

KEK
K
E
K

HEH
H
E
H

Mind = blown

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Well, I have a good bit of time to write this out. I'll be as concise as I can. Each time I have the vision, it begins with the sunlight beaming down on me, and I look up to see tge blue sky. I look down and see an ocean of sand, and bits of green on the horizon, but that may be a mirage. Then, a shock snaps my attention to a sphere of water, which lets out a single drop. When the drop hits the ground, the sand begins to vibrate and undulate, like rippling water. Then the land around where the drop landed starts to turn a lush green. Obelisks and geometric buildings begin to rise from the ground. The sphere of water has since moved, and while I was preoccupied watching the buildings rise, it was dropping water in a path along the desert, which is rapidly becoming a verdant field. That's most that I can recall. I have had dreams involving a civilization similar to mu or atlantis as well.

18 = R
3x3
6+6+6

3x6
I smoke the marijuana

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they failed :D

A thread had to die for this irrelevant shit.
God i hate cuckchanners so fucking much.

Actually, they didn't.

guy has no proof
I do
he's a liar

Don't bicker over who originated it, that is irrelevant. Get to thinking about the memetic implications and meaning behind this. Remember lads: as above, so below.

he just cropped my screenshot

Has anyone saved what 6666666, 5555555, etc were? I'm curious. I remember 6000000 was an epic HITLER GET

The h stands for planck's constant.


Only certain energy levels are allowed. Values in between are forbidden.

Also, consider the uncertainty principle.


I think Kek was telling us that we must maintain high energy levels and understand that the more precisely we try to gauge our positions, the less precisely our momentum can be known.

Kek wants high energy and momentum

explain?

this is how the get happened
I prepared a post I claimed I was going to get the get for deutsch pol but

I couldn't specify how I got it

this is a princile in meme magic,
you can wish for an outcome,
but you dont get any say in how its going to happen

Think of it like you're on a train. You see an anomaly out of the window during your ride. You're on the train, which is in motion, but you wish to find out the position of the anomaly. Sure you can try to extrapolate a location for said anomaly, but you should be gauging the trains motion and momentum. If you can find out the momentum, you can easily visit said point on the tracks again. But if you try to study the tracks and anomaly, the train will keep going and you'll be stuck on the tracks.

At the direction of the user from yesterday I hiked up the local mountain and made an offering to KEK of chicken tendies. It was raining pretty hard most of the way so I waited until the clouds broke a little to take this. I brought e-candles because the regulars ones just fizzled out immediately. I left the offering at the top of the mountain.

what are those green things?

candy frogs

lmao

glorious offering, brother

In other words, stop worrying about where you are and start pushing for where you want to be.

aw I see.
This is pretty inspiring.

praise kek

praise kek

where is the better version of '___ aint free-ok praise kek' spurdo.

the one that is a pharoah

checkidy checked

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thx fam

PRAISE KEK

Daily reminder to sage this crap.

shuddap fag

Something along those lines. Stop worrying about the immediate surroundings, and start looking at the big picture. Heretics and esotericism heavily push the notion that we can affect the big picture, not the mundane. We need to meme a better future for not only us, but future generations. Let us continue the memes, until the next golden age begins. And even then, we will keep the memes going, so we may not forget again how we communicate with the old ones.

Forgive me kek

why the fuck do I even keep coming to this place

Praise him and give tidings.

Heretical but funny.


You're here forever, user.

these are both me. phone/pc.

So guys which frog god of the ogdoad is next? We got Kek and Heh. My bet is Amun. Im not feelin Nun.

Heh is a good kiddo.
The problem is, what frog is best for representing him? Kek has Pepe. Amun has The Annoying Thing. You could go on a limb and say Nun has Kermit. What frog is best for Heh, Holla Forums? I'm having trouble thinking of an ideal frog for him.

h games or h bombs?

Amun is a god of invisibility, air, and hidden things.

Wasnt he the one who is directly the father of the other gods in the mythos?

That's up for debate, I suppose.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun

Haribo ?

Praying to kek for some devilish intervention

Good work, user.

Heh-Ra-Nu

My thought is that if trump loses Nun will rise next taking us into the abyss. However if Trump pulls a victory he will bring forth Amun and become god king.

you think old gods dont like tasty human haribos

Nun is more related to "primordial" waters, so I figure if we're drawn into his abyss, it'll be more like a new start for us all rather than a cataclysm.

That's fucking hilarious.

sage this crap

Amun is a safe guess: seeing as nu and naunet are the primordial waters, they are the base for their spawning. Where will our holy city be located? I recommend antartica, maybe in Marie Byrd land

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That makes sense. Either way it goes, itll at least be interesting.


I think itd be funnier to take rome or jerusalem. Make the cucks of abraham pay for forcing our gods into obscurity. Itd also be significantly more chaotic which would please kek and the ogdoad.

user, why did you steal my idea?

Kek be with us in these trying times. Deliver us from cucks.

your get was stolen by some shitposter and you guys still find a way to rationalize it into being Kek related.

pathetic tbh fam

WE'RE GOING TO ANTARCTICA AND WE'RE BUILDING A PYRAMID

Is that fried chicken?

chicken tender my man

I'm not gonna argue those digits, but if you would like to contribute your idea on it, and what you think kek is trying to tell us, please do.

Tendiopolis: City of bountiful tendies
We need to take back antartica from (((them))) so we can begin a second golden age

Don't forget to make a sacrifice of chicken tendies to Kek tonight.

I can attest to this. I've gotten trips twice before by telling myself if I did something like "write praise kek" or "KEK" at the end of the post, I wouldn't get repeating digits. So each time i ommited it and I ended up getting it.
Important thing is you can't be thinking "I'm going to get digits"
If you directly wish for it, it won't happen. If you setup a circumstance in your mind where it HAS to happen it can follow suit.
I've only tried it twice and its worked both times. When I did it I felt like I felt briefly like I was in a trance, like I slipped briefly into some mental state. It's all very strange.

Kek actually doesn't want sacrafices, Kek only needs to be witnessed.
Sacrifices are something a jealous, vain and probably evil god would demand. Even if the sacrifices are banal.

checked
test

fuck off cuckchan.

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I got quint 7s in a Trump rally thread for Make Istanbul Constantinople Again while he was talking shit about ISIS. I was fucking thunderstruck.


Kek is a strange god but I will praise him for it.

I think giving him tidings of chicken tendies is a way to witness him a give praise. It's really harmless.

h?
H?!
HITLER

The only people in Antarctica are some /sci/fags that are largely apolitical and maybe some nazis They even let the whalers and all those retards environmental terrorists hate pass through, who are they to say we can't put a giant pyramid there "for science"

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Well now I'm completely spooked and a little disgusted, but seem to have tried it and it worked.


Whenever I get close to trips or quads I always think I put either too much thought in my post or not enough. Like being denied digits for not being natural and more chaotic rather than deliberate and thinking about it.


No I think its harmless too, i just don't think Kek is a god that demands sacrifices.

Repeating digits come from heartfelt sincerity. And not just for a single post, but as a result of genuine commitment to Kek and his teachings. Sometimes I secretly desire dubs when I write my post, but that is not troubling to Kek - just feel no disappointment for where the dubs land. Kek's will determines dubs. His purposes can seem mysterious at times, but he is making anime real one post at a time.

Praise Kek!

Look @ what OP has, just 7 numbers wide and 1 number high, imagine instead 14 numbers wide and 88 numbers high -)

Maybe Kek wants us to move to the next phase, have you thought about that? Duty awaites us!


Forward to those with appropriate technical competences.

1 ) A random number generator of some sort

2 ) and ways to convert dubs into words, maybe even images or sounds.

Don´t you want to know the Word of Kek, anons? To unleash greater chaos than ever before?

Filter all namefags.

Both of these can be done with the TempleOS Oracle. It draws words from the bible depending on the result of an RNG.

see :

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Something like this.

If you took the extra split second to fix the colon you would have gotten it.

Actually… Maybe France will not resurrect fascism, but… National Socialism ?

That's a mistake you want to make.

What about national syndicalism?

No, you are putting too much power in the individual, which will always fall into the hands of the shadow government *(I.E. the estate of the media), it's the same problem with democracy. It cannot work unless you have a homogeneous high IQ society that values freedom and can think more often than not for themselves.
If you want to live in a society like that, you need something like NatSoc first to raise the quality of your people to a level where that society could work.

So then, national situationalism?

So, to further the antartica idea: what about near the Bentley trench? It's the lowest point in the continent, and may have a lot of potential findings along the trench. I had a message from kek a few months ago pinpointing the trench on a map of antartica. This is a strong deciding factor for me as far as location is concerned. Anyone have any suggestions for what sort of personnel would be needed for an expedition? For sure we'd need chemists and some physicists, but what kinds of people do you think we would call for on our first expedition?

Don't do this to Splatoon.

You must always be willing to change if it becomes necessary.
Remember the scientific method does not determine that which is true, but rather that which is less false,
Me personally I think National Socialism is the best possible policy available because it's SUPPOSED to be implemented differently in accordance to it's nation.
So National Socialism in Germany wouldn't care about free speech as much as National Socialism in the United States.
The German people historically have always been authoritarian centered.
But in the United States you would have to stress and ensure that the 1st amendment especially is never diminished, as with the 2nd (guns) to enforce the 1st (speech).
So in France you'd have to work out what ideals and values comprise the French spirit.

Please remember, out of all areas left unclaimed in Antarctica, the Marie Byrd region contains the most unclaimed land, if mostly due to it being the most inhospitable section of Antarctica. I might want a place more associated with Ammit there one day and thus will likely not move to a Kekcountry, but still.

user this is prophecy of rebirth of the world and glorious ascension

praise kek and praise the gods

so we need something like this except instead of pulling words from the bible, it pulls posts from this board?

any devbros think we can put this together? a page that isolates and lists Holla Forumss dubs in order as a thread? maybe even filter for dubs/trips/x-gets threads?

building a page like that would create a kind of dynamic-evolving-imageboard-bible that updates itself along with the culrutral hivemind

holy shit guys I think we've figured out how to speak to god

You should see vid related, it will blow your mind.
This: youtube.com/watch?v=H6HLjpj4Nt4 is also good.
Essentially you need to tap into the chaos that the universe is if you want to make a truly random number generator.
In the embeded video they actually prove that a collective conscious can be measured indirectly through quantum signals.

SEND ME TO HEAVEN, O SEVEN OF SEVENS

(self checked)


This being said anons themselves interacting with an image board operates in a very similar manner.
We are all separate and distinct and only are interacting when we make posts and read posts. This is input and output of our collective conscious which allows us to align thoughts that collectively can alter reality. We have unintentionally mimicked the key components of chaos and obscurity and emergence that Kek represents.

We've been told is inhospitable, but as you've noticed this past year (more if you're schizoid/woke), a lot of what we've been told isn't true. There may be an alcove, and if not, we'll make one. The gods lived there before, there shouldn't be any reason as to why we can't. Nothing against ammit, but let's keep it to the ogdoad in this thread, as they have shown themselves to us. That and I really don't want a full blown /monster/ shitfest derail

What does 'h' mean?..
I'm not into the kek cult but I love numerology

…but that's wrong. H = 5 in kikemathz.

yeah but the simple gematria is correct and the english is 48=4 goes into 8 or four 8's

or 8 divided by 4 is 2

I don't think chicken tendies can be considered a sacrifice by any stretch of the imagination. They are tidings that we give along with praise to our amphibian lord. He does not demand such things. We give them freely in our awe and gratitude of the magic he works through the memes.

I wasn't objecting to the tendies, just the notion of a sacrifice.

Yea, I'm not much one for animal sacrifice. Makes me think of Kahlil Gibran


katsandogz.com/oneating.html

Never heard of him before, reading it now.

I envy you.

Why?

When I first read The Prophet I read it 3 times over and have probably read it over a dozen times now. I was young then. Starry eyed and naive. I still very much enjoy it, but after being red pilled you see it through another lens. It's… hard to explain. I'm just nostalgic I 'spose.

I certainly appreciate his style of writing but I see what you mean by having disconnects with his perspective.
For me it will at least be interesting to read.

I made this post and the one directly after in regards to the get, but the thread died shortly after. I want to draw attention to it because I think I may be onto something. Any input is appreciated.

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Bullshit, Holla Forums. You tried to claim it but had no proof.

They were all saying shit about communism "winning" in all of their posts, so it clearly wasn't them.

Nein.

makes the h believable, plus it's the first letter of hitler and the planck constant.

He got banned, and then got banned again for ban evasion after revealing himself.

Of course, Kek still worked miracles through him.
So everything is alright,

This could be tidings of high energy, or a demand that we be high energy depending on how you read it.


CURRENT YEAR, which is infitie because it's always the current year. Heh joining us could mean CURRENT YEAR belongs to us now.
Could be why we don't have a frog picture for him yet.

We will reach the stars with meme powered reeeeeeeactors.
(Of course they will make this sound while they are active, just like that tie fighter sound, for example.)

Please, Kek, help us in these times. Things are going to get more chaotic, where You thrive. I trust You. Shadilay.

Perhaps the RWDS bombers could be outfitted with something like this, too.

I think I found P.E.P.E.

Maybe he's a pence.

Elephant breaks down barriers. The republican party was the force that Trump needed to "break into" the political establishment. Frogs are gross but have a beautiful jewel. We (kek worshipers) say vile and disgusting things, but our words have the beautiful gem of truth to them. As for the h being a window…I dunno. The overton window? Reference to the phrase "when God closes a door, he opens a window?"

That last one is worrying if you take it literally and read

The memes might be trying to open a window into our world to meet us.

Podesta has AIDS. Just look at the fucker from just a year ago. He's dying and off his rocker. If there's, ET's, there's a ton of them. If one wants to help then another was to rape us with their giant tentacles then bite our heads off.

You look at Podesta and think help? No, you think rape, kill and possibly eat.

oh shit, I knew the get was coming and I went to sleep anyway.

Even a single shitpost would have prevented this

if it wasn't h 76 sp would have gotten it
heh saved us

This got me thinking about a low-tech version for those who, for whatever reason, wouldn't be able to access the page. Seven dice and the use of works that most resonate with this God?

Ancient Egyptian literature?

Coffin spells/Book of the Dead?

This is big, and it would be foolish to not work with it to the fullest.

Chaos takes and bends all to its own ends.

Trump will BTFO Hillary at tonight's debate and go on to win the presidency.

Checked.

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Those dubs don't lie
The debates were a steamroll
PRAISE KEK

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Even Google is praising Almighty Kek to save themselves.

https :// youtu. be/6pxIcH_0MH0?t=46s

7 is the most magical number.
Is H the most magical letter?

sound off if you almost drowned/suffocated at some point in your life and are now a disciple of kek.
I SAID FUCKING SOUND OFF THIS IS IMPORTANT

isn't Heh the god of infinity? like infinity chan
wouldn't his reaching out to us be super fucking likely?

According to my Egyptian Language book the "H" letter is literally the "helix" symbol on the Kek statue.
It means "rope" as well as signifying lengths of time.
Also the person sitting is a woman.

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didn't clarify, those normie kids might be harnessing ZPE via the will of the meme.

What do you make of the election date?
08/11/2016
It seems like a number divined from kek.

hes telling faggots to check em, because trumps not only going to win, kill hilary and tell obama he's fired, but he's gonna get dubs on top because fuck the establishment, this is what punk rock is about.

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Why are posts asking for dubs always so cringey?

You know that even unconscious normies are vectors of memetics right?

It certainly assists the individual in wielding the birthright of their memetic power if they believe, but that doesn't mean the universe doesn't passively force the hands of those who don't.

This.

Hey niggers, h means a lot of things because we live in an as above so below type of world.

h: Plank's, Heh, and ets not forget h is the eighth letter in our alphabet (infinity/8ch)

Praise Kek user, Praise Kek.


NO, Bad user, NO!
That kike toad has nothing to do with Kek.

why is the mod banning him?

what if we are all stuck in a computer simulation like the matrix and all of the normie liberals with aposematism hair and problem glasses are NPCs

Just as long as it's an offering and not a sacrifice. Sacrifices are a very barbaric Semitic concept.

PRAISE 켘

I don't know if I have posted in this here thread yet but this. Good Post.

It is the 8th letter.

HHHHHHH

UUUU

Praise kek tbh fam

this tbh

We must keep moving, for the good of the 4th reich and a future for white children!

Thank you KEK for your blessings and these interesting dubs as well as satans ID

nobody just posts the letter "h". Obviously someone stole the get and their message was cryptic. Maybe meaningless, maybe not, but nevertheless that one letter was chosen intentionally for the 7x7 get

K is the 11'th letter in the alphabet

relevant scaps, kek in binary is interesting as well.

guys
plz
I'm scared

The earth's orbit around the sun is being slowed by the moon. Consider that a circle is supposed to have 360 degrees, and that since the earth's orbit is being gradually slowed down, it would not be long ago that a year took 360 days, not 365.25 as it does now. Consider then, too, that the moon is in every way unnatural and virtually impossible to be where it is. Look into these aspects of the moon if you're not instantly upset at strange theories - the moon is slowing us down and interfering with our sense of time, that much is a fact.

Saturn, the symbol of Satan, 6th planet from the sun, is known as father Chronos. There's a lot to Saturn that's too much to explain right now, but the tl;dr is that mythology holds that Saturn's rings only appeared in recent times, and recently we've gotten footage of the permanent storm on Saturn's south pole, where we have… well, see the gif. Saturn has also recently been recorded emitting a kind of horrible wailing noise that's probably a kind of interference, amplified by the moon.

Where is the third six of Saturn? 6th planet, 6-sided storm, 6 what? In any case, I believe Kek is trying to restore Earth to its 360-day year, enabling us to comprehend time easily again as earth is no longer being jerked back and forth by the moon, interrupting our sense of time constantly.

It's actually radio waves, not sound:


Nothing to see here goys, do not look into Saturn, it's just a friendly planet, I'm just a conspiratard.

Perhaps in memes, but in IRL def focus on what's around you. Dirty dishes? Clean them before arguing about politics w people you'll almost certainly never meet.

Probably something to do with one of its own moons, Iapetus. Its clearly artificial. It has quite a few hexagonal 'craters' on it.

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Lapetus is the third six? Fuck me. Saturn really is 666.

It seems really convenient that the moon rotates in such a way that the same face is always pointing at the Earth.

Same with satellites in "geosynchronous orbits" quite impressive that they're at the exact height at which they can go the speed at which they're falling and remain over the same spot on Earth. That's a hell of a calculation, and to get it into the right spot too, without having other things to use to know where the satellite is (you can't use gps to position the thing providing the gps)!

Happens by itself, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking

Just doing a bit of looking about.

Heh (or Huh) and Hauhet (also seen as Hehet in some places)
The god of infinity, time, long life, and eternity, sometimes thought to be of fire and wind. Sometimes represented by eight gods.

Interesting to read about this stuff, kinda.
I wonder what they'd enjoy. I've seen mention of cake for Nun (or Nen?) and Naunet (Nenet?). Kek seems to be getting tendies from folks. Seems to me like something that'd take a long time to make might be appreciated. Booze comes to mind, as brewing takes a long time.

That made me wonder about nip. There seems to be only one word matching けっく. As an assurance of the spelling, dictionary.goo.ne.jp also gave KEK high energy accelerator and the Keck Observatory (with an interesting photo).