If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card?

If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card?

suicide

no, that fucking stupid

kek, a one hit wonder!

"Smile more asshole"

Obvious FBI thread, but in the the novella I am writing, my non self insert character carves the names of the marks he shoots into the casing of the cartridge. I get it, edgy as fuck, but I have a flair for drama.

I'd make my victims browse Holla Forums Holla Forums and experience a slow and painful death.

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Clip off eyebrows.
Put eyebrows in victim nose.
I will be called the "Nose hair bandit".

I thought niggers didn't have access to the internet.

Id just play another one bites the dust on repeat with the phone of the person i just killed

sharpie in pooper

I'd give my victims ileostomies

CIA NIGGERS?

Have them listen to a song that doesn't sound anything like death would sound like.

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youre an fbifag

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Cannibalism

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you're the nigger


nothing until I set up a serial killing company, because otherwise fines on unpaid business taxes are gonna be the death of me

I predict high possibility of console gamer

Collect their foreskin. If it's a girl I take it from her firstborn son.

>If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card? (((da​tamin​ing)))

I would leave Dysnomia's fingerprints all over everything in order to frame him. People would believe it too, after the horrific way he has killed this board.

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>(((somebody))) needs a scapegoat for some event

In a different time the thread could have been fun.

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that image is not worth 65kb let alone 40

Take the victims' bodies home, dissect them carefully, freeze and embalm them. When it's time for the next murder, sew parts from several different bodies together into a homunculus, and leave it at funny places near the killing (like in the seat of a car) Extra points for embedding a speaker in it and using it as a lure.

Donkey semen would contaminate the crime scene

this tbh, gallons of equid ejaculate, up the walls, dripping off the ceiling oh snap there's a dead dude over there wtf yo

Give them viagra, so they all die with boners.
If female, cut of her arm and insert half of it in her vagina after death.

This user "gets it"

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test

nothing, because I'm not a tard

Small card with the text
the game

I'd only kill trumptards, and SJW's

Never thought about it.

A CD containing a pirated copy of the song "Calling Card" by Within the Ruins maybe? (((da​tamin​ing)))