Holla Forums, you've got to hear this shit that happened earlier today

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

Holla Forums, you've got to hear this shit that happened earlier today. gf and I had just got done having sex upstairs. Afterward, I threw the condom away in the upstairs trash can. About 20 minutes later, gf and I are downstairs watching TV when we hear her 10-year-old daughter giggling upstairs. gf yells, "Heidi, what are you doing up there?" Heidi comes out of the bathroom to the top of the stairs… with the condom in her mouth… BLOWING IT UP. My jaw dropped and my gf is all like "HEIDI!!!" As she jumps up off the couch, she knocks the ashtray off the coffee table and onto the floor. Both of our lit cigarettes land on the carpet and become buried beneath a pile of other cigarette butts. She starts frantically sifting through them and grabbing handfuls and burns the fuck out of her hand on one of the cherries. My gf screams at me to go deal with her daughter, so I run upstairs real fast to take it away from her. By the time I reached the top, the condom is blown up very full, and as I wonder if the situation could possibly get any worse, it does. As she tilts it upward to huff another big puff of air into it, a huge load of my jizz pours right into her mouth. She immediately starts gagging and drops the balloon on the floor, but her mouth is already full of me right now. She starts spitting it out and it ends up all over her hands and shit. She's all like, "That stuff tastes and smells weird". I rush her into the bathroom and have her gargle with Scope until she can't taste the sperm anymore. My gf finally makes it upstairs and asks if everything is alright, but a bit too late as Heidi has my jizz all over her shirt, shorts, and even running down her chest. gf cleaned her up right there, but the memory will stick. It's only a matter of time before Heidi reaches social maturity and realizes what the stuff in that balloon really was. I hope I am around to see the look on her face when the light bulb turns on.

Pic related. It's Heidi.

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

i would like to have sex with an underage girl tbh.

like, european underage. vatican underage.

young as fuck.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

See

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

I'm thrilled to comment that this is old pasta.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

this old pasta made me laugh my ass off. this is now a midget thread btw

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

Allahu Akbar

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

mods mods mods mods mods
The power of Christ compels you

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

…its just a girl dancing and not even that seductively.

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

holy jesus christ i hope my mom doesn't browse my hard drive

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

where can i kidnap one of these kinds?

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

you're a fucking disgrace as a mod. That shit is on (((JEW)))tube

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

No girls allowed.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

I hate pedo shit but this is amazing. I know shes too young but this was hot. Thank god it's PG-18.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Reminds me of the old copy pasta about the closest I ever came to sucking my fathers dick

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

t. pedo

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

I know shes too young but this was hot.
I watched this like 10 times. It's going to be a monster nut tonight for sure. The choreography of the dancing, the camera work, the lights, the music… holy shit it's buckets tonight>>7784388

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

MODS
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