NOODLED: How Reddit Crowdfunded Asian on White Porn to Strike Back at 4chan White Supremacists.

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

The asian advocacy subreddit /r/aznidentity has successfully crowdfunded and produced a custom Asian Male-White Female (AMWF) porn shoot to strike back at white supremacist 4channers, and the amusing venture turned out so well they plan to make AMWF porn production a regular part of the zealous pro-asian male activism everyone knows them for.

They have also commissioned the partnered porn professional — AsianSchlong.com’s Jeremy Long — to raise from their ranks an army of future asian male porn talent — currently 5 in number.

An update posted by one of the organizers gave members a breakdown of financials of the shoot — it cost them $2930 of the $3197 raised — as well as breaking news. Writes the0clean0slate about the completed scene: “Sneak peak of the plot: Our 'STPeach' aka STPear got pissed at the racist white trolls harassing her for dating an Asian man, and she decides to fuck her boyfriend while streaming. Slobbering his big Asian cock while flipping the racist part of her audience off."

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Carson Williams
Carson Williams

we can pay a white whore to sleep with the one asian guy we know with a big dick!
THAT'LL TEACH 'EM
LAUGHABLE

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

How Reddit Crowdfunded Asian on White Porn to Strike Back at 4chan White Supremacists
Imagine being this buthurt to go that far

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

this is pretty hehpilled no matter how you cut it, respect for the asian redditors

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

Back on the other side of the battlefield, exhilarated /r/aznidentity members are flooding their generals with ideas for future porn shoots.

“Since [white male] snowflakes seem to assume [asian females] are theirs now, we need a scene where [an asian female] outright denies [a white male] and proceeds to make asian babies,” suggests Endobebop, who also want to see smut of an asian senator cucking Trump in front of Ivanka.

GusXie would like to spank his monkey to “a good and pious Christian Asian-American basketballer” getting seduced by a cheerleader, and possibly also some ice skating or K-pop flavored bawdiness.

ShadowSweep on the other hand wants k-pop and nerd themes to be avoided so that the porn can “sexualiz[e] asian males to the fullest” and appeal to as many women as possible. His goal with the project is to “make women desire [asian males]. Make them fantasize about [asian males].”

Saping_Rloth doesn’t like porn at all, but is tuning in because “it will be hilarious to see whitey’s reactions.”

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

it has to be a psyop, whites and asians are natural allies

Nathan King
Nathan King

If you want to see Asian dudes plow white chicks cool, just don't pretend you're #RESISTing the "alt-right" and that black male on white female isn't already super popular and arguably more relevant. I don't see the pol-wizards crying about the asian men stealing their women.

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

I don't see the pol-wizards crying about the asian men stealing their women.
/pol/ consistently whines about 'coal burners', why would they be crying about asian men? there is a /pol/ tard here on Holla Forums who gets triggered by BLACKED bait and then posts pics of black females with white dudes doing nazi salutes and shit lmao

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

Lately there have been a lot of retarded things, but the shit those asians pulled off beats them all.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

It is difficult to see how the unorganized basement dwellers of 4chan can top such a mic drop last laugh in the sexual insecurity-fueled war of internet communities that has raged for years. The war may even be over. Requests for 4chan comments on any plans of their own were met with bitter and defeated laconism — Why do you think we care?

Organizer the0clean0slate has big plans for the future of the project regardless of 4chan’s pretending not to care to the tune of hundreds of posts an hour. “Whenever we see a racist anti-Asian incident, we can literally create a porn parody of it.” On what it will accomplish, he writes: “(1) More positive AM representation. (2) Piss the white racist off. (3) Counter productive for the white racist (they just managed to cuck themselves with more AMWF porn). (4) And something we can actually jerk off to, where the AM and his sex partner actually enjoy and love sex. (5) And you get off more women who love AM but can’t find AM porn (other than sexually regressive JAV stuff).”

“Win win all around.”

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

a bunch of men
pooled their money together
to pay another man to fuck a woman while they all watch
and to top it all off, we're supposed to feel like we're the one's being cucked
Holy fuck, my sides

John Carter
John Carter

white male black female, white male asian female, white male hisp female, white male arab female, etc.

we got them beat.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

So redditors wasted their own money to get some azn to fuck a kike whore?
Oh no, that sucks.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

What the fuck is up with her face? She looks like leafy, her chin is all fucked up.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

More like asian Male-(((White))) Female

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

Ironic considering it's usually blacks and spics that commit crimes against Asians,
I guess Asian Americans are completely brainwashed by kikes,
and reddit users are such cucks they actually funded this shit

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

that black male on white female isn't already super popular and arguably more relevant
Oh i bet it is chaim. The degenerates over at pornhub say so, so it must be true!

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

Seriously, look at that profile.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

You know what's the most humorous about this? People won't hire or employ people who have done porn. She probably doesn't have a job, and now she never will. Professional streamer? After "flipping off" your audience, your audience is gone.

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

People won't hire or employ people who have done porn.
[Citation Needed]

Why wouldn't you hire an ex-pornstar for a position she's fit to do (e.g. secretary)?

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Because it's a stigma, American culture looks down on women who do this kind of thing. Maybe in 50 years it'll be a normalized thing where women can go from porn to waitressing or acting as a regular job, but right now, pornography, prostitution and escorting are taboo.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

The fact that we can't see his penis in this shot says it all. Even the largest asian is pretty small.

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

Sure, but 1) why wouldn't you want your slutty hot secretary 2) people would have to recognize her for it to be a problem. Plenty of chicks have done a few scenes and aren't really recognizable

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

That face is very recognizable, the distinct lack of a chin, that hideous nose… She's noticeable.

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

China wishes they were socialist, because it's only a step up from their communist society. But socialism is just like communism, it's evil, and it's fucking stupid.

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

She's pretty average looking / not attractive. How often to people remember 5-6s?

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

I'm saying she's so ugly that you would know her face if you spotted her in real life.

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

Funnily enough I've never heard anyone complaining about this shit

Christian James
Christian James

Because nobody does. The sad reality is that in the world of sexual fantasy people just aren't really into asian men. Most people want to see a very masculine man fucking a very feminine woman. That's why male pornstars are often jacked and female pornstars have giant fake tits

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

china
communist
do you know who this guy is?

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

im not trying to be a pretentious cunt, i just want you to understand why china cannot be considered communist, and that it did not grow into a superpower by being communist

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

Soychad?

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Asian men can only be in porn if they get tits

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Going by statistics from dating sites, the two least desirable phenotypes are asian men and black men, with black men being the most undesirable.

White women are the most desired phenotype, but are the phenotype who most prefer to only date within their own phenotype (white men). Asian women are the second most desired phenotype, and are the second most likely group to date outside of their own phenotype (asian male), with black women desiring to date outside of their own phenotype the most.

Turns out the least responsible and the most effeminate men are undesirables. Now here's the thing… The most undesirable female type is black female. So even there, the phenotype with the most propensity for obesity and violence is the least desirable.

You can make propaganda porn and propaganda commercials until the end of time, you can say whatever you want, but biology rules out. Women seek the best mates, not the most politically correct.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

It is the natural order. The asians have no one but themselves to blame.

Asians then and now:

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

god k-pop is such cancer. reading sites like gurugossipper where 95% of the userbase are koreaweebs makes me want to blow my brains out. if you're into men who look like this , you should kill yourself.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

Asian liddle dick porn…..lmao

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

OH NO NO NO

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Jeremy Long
not Long Wang
He can't even come up with a good porn name, that's a Bsian at best. Also unless cuckchan waitos piggos are not like us they have nothing against japs. Race-mixing with them is bad since it's race-mixing, but japs are alright people. If they're chinks they should name it chink instead of the more general azn.

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

Wow.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Are azns soyboys?

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Wow, do these morons ever get it wrong. We claim everyone who is against us is degenerate and what do they do? They prove us right. We know racemixing exists, we just don't support it. if porn actors racemix, it just proves they're degenerate, which is what we said about them all along. The only way for these morons to win against us and prove us wrong is to start acting like superior moral humans. Instead, what do they do? The opposite of course. We call them degenerates, they "teach us a lesson" by diving deeper into degeneracy.

it will be hilarious to see whitey’s reactions.”
These are not the women we are looking for. Knock yourselves out, we don't care.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

degenerate
race-mixing
Your ancestors race-mixed, you will too, degenerate.

William Murphy
William Murphy

I am a pure-bred Alabama boy

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Why wouldn't you hire an ex-pornstar for a position she's fit to do (e.g. secretary)?
how fucking retarded are you?
you basically permaban yourself from ever being in any position of power or being related to anyone in position of power. who the fuck would marry or hire a glorified prostitute? the stupid bitches that go into porn are so fucking retarded and nasty you should steer clear from them, both professionally and romantically.

every single ex-pornstar has massive regrets afterwards. it's fucking hilarious.
are they seriously impressed with a fucking 4/10 backpage whore getting fucked by some ugly chink? god damn. did they pay her in meth too?

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

I am a pure-bred Alabama boy

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

who the fuck would marry or hire a glorified prostitute
who the fuck would marry
marry

You know you can have a female employee without marrying them right?

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

stop trying to be reasonable

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

not even a natural blonde
kek

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Because that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. More than one even, an actual secretary will get you for passing her over due to you buying sexual favors from the other candidate (which should be illegal unless whoring is legal where you live, so you'll have to settle the suit or be in worse trouble). The whore will get you for sexual harassment, she'll say she expected to have a normal life, with a normal job, etc, but you made her life hell by forcing her to fuck you in the ass (faggot) every day with her feet. If you get enough money to have a secretary it's much cheaper to buy sex directly than take that risk with an old porn star (a young one will not take a secretary job).

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

I'm okay with this. Is that Zoe Nixon?

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

You know you can have a female employee without marrying them right?
>or
key word there dumbass.

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

how does that hurt "us"?

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

They think we are into 3DPD. Let them waste their time.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

First: The dude totally looks more feminine than that chick.

Second: That looks like a Jewess.

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

That's cause it is a jew.

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

I'm going to tell my Asian friend that his dream of giving blonde bitches creampies has just come true.

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

Albany Street Meat when?

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

If whites were to do that it'd probably be rape and a hatecrime. But if others do it it's okay, evil nazis have to pay.

They fight racism with racism and are proud of themself. That's whats really disgusting here. It's even more disgusting than cuckolding tbh.

James Robinson
James Robinson

he cant handle the bantz
you dont even realize you are exactly the type of lolcow they are targeting with this

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

mexican=asian

Btw, there is a fuckton of jav with happas.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

Does that make it any better? That doesn't make it any less disgusting. If you shit in each others mouths just to provoke someone, does that make it less disgusting if that person is provoked?

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

was meant as an answer to

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

I am fine with this kinda
my reason for not liking niggers with whites is because niggers have lower IQs, meaning if they breed the children will have lower IQs, same thing with the Asians, but we'll talking like 2.5 IQ points, rather then 10 or 15 points

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

You know you can have a female employee without marrying them right?
I'm more confused about why you would assume that is what he implied. God, you obtuse.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Porn is for degenerates so who cares. Let them cuck themselves.

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

Not if my wife has anything to say about it

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

Who fucking care? (((da​tamin​ing))) I can't believe there are people on this planet so triggered and butthurt by different peoples' genital touching other peoples' genital. This is so pathetic in so many ways.

Fuck whatever you want. You could put your dick in a garbage despoiler for all I care!

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

disposal*

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

Why dose Reddit think that a AMWF porno would bother me or anyone for that matter? (((da​tamin​ing))) that's just sad!

The main reason why /r/hapa and /r/AsianMasculinity have been trying to fetishize Asian males and to "troll" 4chan is because of their own personal insecurities they project onto others and these Asian soyboys also know that is a fact that Asian males are at the very bottom of the sexual food chain with white males also being at the top of the sexual food chain. The average white male is fucking a tight Asian pussy right now while the average gook male is crying on Reddit that white chads are getting all the girls.

Asian soyboys can whinge, cry and spam all they like on the internet but they are never going make Asian males more popular with the ladies because it's a fact that the average male gook is feminine manlet with a tiny penis and women don't find those traits attractive.

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

all these buttmad white kids
lmoa

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Really? (((da​tamin​ing))) Where are they? (((da​tamin​ing)))

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

Requests for 4chan comments on any plans of their own were met with bitter and defeated laconism — Why do you think we care? (((da​tamin​ing)))
Right, it's "bitter and defeated laconism", not the fact that they actually don't care about a bunch of slant-eyed redditors pooling their money to hire a below-average "white" slut with thinning, bleached-blonde hair, an overbite, and a crooked Jew nose to fuck a chubby Asian literally-who porn actor.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Glenn from TWD became famous to teaching white boys that women prefer to let enter the dragon.

Nolan Allen
Nolan Allen

Looks more like a Roman nose with that distinct bump and then sudden downward angle. A jew's nose is like a number 6.

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

this thread pops up again
Fuck, she's so ugly. I don't understand how the fuck they thought this was going to spite anyone.