>be me >married with kids, still have social life >go out with friends at least...

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

be me
married with kids, still have social life
go out with friends at least once a week
wife gets preggo
no problem, nother fuck trophy
wife gets new job, schedule's different than mine
<well shit
goes into labor and has kid 3 months early
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baby's fine though
adapt
RIP social life
back to neckbeard mode
get off work, vidya and anime
wonder what Holla Forums is like these days
check 4chins
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remember 8 from exodus
still not good, but nowhere near as bad as 4
guess this is my shithole now
So, what brought you here?

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Mason Price
Mason Price

didn't read lol

Asher Price
Asher Price

Lol but you read all Jimmy Neutrons bullshit? Throw a Holla Forumsro a Holla Forumsone

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

Our Lord Jesus Christ.

William Phillips
William Phillips

Is that what we call hot wheels now?

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

So, what brought you here?
This
<still not good, but nowhere near as bad as 4

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

my kind is relatively welcome here
no google captcha
5 images per post
not a botnet (not yet at least)
less newfaggotry
less actual faggotry (trap/cuck porn)
Moot is an faggots
Gook moot is an even bigger faggots

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

Trap/cuck or otherwise, the sheer volume of porn on 4 is a big part of what turned me away. A few threads is fine, but it was 3/4 of what was there.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

be me
get into self development + uni
grow big
grow smart
start purging social circles because wtf fkin normies
start missing my old internetfriends
get on internet
mfw

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

be you
be normalfag
fuck off back to /reddit/index.html

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

didnt hotwheels sell us out 2 years ago?

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

post wives' tits or GTFO tbh fam

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

this is now a KirkJ appreciation thread

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

I was just salty when my lolis would get deleted and I'd get b& Q.Q and the trap and blacked porn wasn't helping either.

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

I have no idea. I legit haven't been on Holla Forums in a while.

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

Even with social life I've never been a normie. I'm the guy that watches anal prolapse vids for a laugh. No gore, fucked up porn, or the darkest humor can phase me.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

you ever heard of paramdeics, EMT's, morticians, and other such professions? they don't get phased by that stuff either, and they are complete normalfags
daily reminder that the word "normalfag" was invented by absolute normalfags

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

Holy shit, was he goatse? Or just a different prolapse fag?

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

KirkJ is Goatse, correct

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

I just know normal is something I've never been accused of being

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

Fuckin awesome. I always thought he was just a random dude and no one knew his identity

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

i'm letting you know anyone who accuses you of being a normalfag is a normalfag in denial

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

archive.is/VMI1b
here's an article on him

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

He looks like nothing but a huge asshole.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

saved

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

Actually, fullchan/b/ was typical Holla Forums for a while. But Hex and Dysnomia have been trying to destroy the board and basically tried to make it into another den of catladies, normies, moralfags, and SJWs. My guess is Jim wanted to tone it down but still keep it operating as a containment board, otherwise why bother even having it?

You're simply seeing it at it's worst OP.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

huh, that's weird. testing.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

it's worst
the shitspam era of Holla Forums is literally the best era

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

test

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

I've been checking on 4cuck/b/ for the last month or so when I'm phonelurking, there's always a few of the same threads going on
trap shit threads
kikebook/instashit threads
__ wwyd????///
pics you shouldn't share
r8 muh dik
post ur gf/bf
cum tribute I still don't understand this one
they're always on the front page too.

things that I have noticed; loli/shota threads aren't as common as you'd expect, and it's mainly hardcore. there seems to be a group of people shilling for circumcision there (or a bunch of retards trying to validate their mutilated dicks), which is even more bizarre when nobody seems to question it. ylyl threads are full of kikebook maymays at jpeg artifact levels almost unheard of. anti gun shilling was off the charts after the last shooting, multiple active threads going at once.

pissing on the carpet
disgusting.

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

test

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

there we go… that was strange.

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Reading comprehension. It's a thing. Has full/b/ been worse than it is now user?

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

btw save this one instead.

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

Yeah I first came here during the GG exodus from 4. It seems like it was a bit better as far as content, but not much. I kinda like it better now because a lot of people seem to have either gone back to 4 or quit Chan's altogether and I like the slower traffic. It really feels like "muh sekrit club" with so few users. Too many just leads to normies and newfag shit. For instance now apparently the majority of cuckchan is anti-weeb and tells the few remaining oldfags "things change, this is the culture now". It doesn't even feel related to the site I went to from vanilla WoW barrens chat in 06.

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

For instance now apparently the majority of cuckchan is anti-weeb and tells the few remaining oldfags "things change, this is the culture now"
Hiroshima Nagasaki was a mistake.

Regardless, when Holla Forums was "healthy" kek of old, we kept the summerfags and spammers chastised properly and that was just part of the game. When shit subversive BO and mods come into play however shit turns into the desert of the normal PC bullshit rapidly.

Fred was really on point at one stage, but things just went so wrong for him. At least I still have respect for him unlike that traitorous fuck jewt.

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

there's some smaller alt-chans that are still around and some are worth checking out

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

The only one I'd heard about was 420chan and I'm not enough of a burn out for that to be appealing. I've never asked because why would people who go there tell other people about it and flood it with newfags?

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

I suppose there's another option

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

Stupid bitch will only blow off her face and spend the rest of he life looking like a mutated lobster

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

So, what brought you here?
no job, no gf don't want one , no friends
might as well be alone together

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

don't want one

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

'You have to be gay to not want to deal with 3DPD'
-some white knight cuck

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

i dont want a gf cuz the thought that she possibly might leave me hurts my delicate sensibilities

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Alright, as a wrestling fan I have to know, when/how did AJ Styles become a meme?

Justin Green
Justin Green

After you.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

it more about them not being able to feel genuine romantic love, so if I did find a 3DPD, and got her to love me, it would be the love you feel for your car. Based purely in utility.
Saying this makes 3DPD evil is stupid, as it just way nature made them, but it does make the prospect of being an intimate relationship very unappealing. Not to mention all the associated risks that comes with 3DPD.
All things consider, I'd rather be alone, then with someone that is biologically incapable of caring for me, and is also at a biological predisposition to fuck me over.

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

wizard with powers
hate women now
no, wont go gay fuck off fags
have 2.1 million through investing
inheriting 9.1 million in properties
have to rent and manage them all "still more properties that cant be rented"
3 friends
never will have GF because women don't go for guys like me
come on 8ch to shitpost
maybe will make my own chan one day just so i can shitpost forever
When I'm 40 if im ready or not ill pay to have a kid with my DNA. The hell I'm letting this wealth go to any government or waste it away. Sad because I know alot of richfags are in my position.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

never will have GF because women don't go for guys like me
have 2.1 million through investing
inheriting 9.1 million in properties

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

I wish i where joking..

Cooper King
Cooper King

You can be a bedridden troglodyte with an IQ of 60, and a shit load of hereditary diseases.
If you're rich, 3DPD will want you.
The only way that what you said it true is if you actively hide your wealth.

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

maybe will make my own chan one day just so i can shitpost forever
Fred had the basic idea of an 'ever-increasing chan' during a shroom trip. Dooeet faggot. Just A) protect yourself from glowinthedarks like Jim, and b) make room for both Holla Forums in it's natural habitat, and /robowaifu/ somewhere in you're new empire.

Go with God user.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

you actively hide your wealth
I don't show off if thats what you mean. I keep a car till it dies since i buy it out right. But I've found women date what "looks" attractive. So most Alphas roll on credit and have massive dept. I know this because most of the renters i have that have multiple GF's are in dept. I don't care because as long as they pay up then it's fine. But you need to understand only women over 30-35 want rich guys because they "need support" for when they get old and medical bills start to pile up. Life is shit and this is part of why i hate women and the omega cucks that try to support them and the chads that try to push their leftover women on me. So many women "with children" try to talk with me but I don't have any children of my own. Why should I support theirs?

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

But I've found women date what "looks" attractive
Heh.

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

dept

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Such blatant disregard for life warrants a long, hard bare bottom spanking over my knee. Foolish girl.

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

Seems i caught a chad. Just be sure to pay up or richfags like myself will throw yourself out. I don't care if you can't make child support this month so you need extra time. Go suck dicks on the street then, I hear the fag community is growing so prim job aspect for your kind.

David Lee
David Lee

take care of your child you degenerate

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

have 2.1 million through investing
luck, skill, crypto?

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

2.1 million is peanuts for investing. It's doable if you're smart and put time into studying markets

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

He invested in salt before the 2016 election.

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

I agree with that that most Alphas spend money they don't have, and 3DPD don't have a problem with using a man to take care of her children
but 3DPD at all ages want a man with money
you don't really see it with younger 3DPD, because they are an army of men trying to support her to get sex, as they get older the army goes away, then they feel the clock ticking, they become more open an pursuant about it.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

totally doable with no starting money being born to parents who live off government checks and in public housing

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

A GimmeDat Aristocrat

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

quit making excuses and get to work, nigger. Martin Shkreli's parents were Albanian janitors, don't forget that shit bitch

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

2.1 in crypt
More in "real market about 5.3"
I'm not a "Billionaire" but where my wealth is in properties.
As you can see by people responding, my investments are still paying off. Now I am trying to separate the high quality salt from the lesser salt with impurities in it to sell to fine people like yourself.
Thing is when 3DPD are young they "think" they have the time to play men. They "think" they have a safety beta net when why get older.. That is gone now since more beta men are turning into richfags like myself and don't care about 3DPD.
Thank you for giving low grade salt, I'll have to sell it back to the lowest bidder.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Now I am trying to separate the high quality salt from the lesser salt with impurities in it to sell to fine people like yourself.
Much obliged, sir.

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

Married
Has children
Has a social life
Goes out regularly

Get out normalfag

/4chan/index.html

/reddit/index.html

You need to go back where you came from.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

this 1 guy for every 200,000 was successful who had poor parents, surely that means the other 199,999 are just lazy xD

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

There's a reason you're not successful, you dumb nigger, did you ever think of that? Do you think successful people sit around whining when their shit's fucked up? You fucking pussy. You deserve to be on food stamps.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

implying i didn't grow up poor
implying i didn't make that 7.2 million on my own despite what I'll get when parents die.
ya most people are retarded and don't know how to build wealth.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

…and naturally communists who are trying to subvert America.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

That is gone now since more beta men are turning into richfags like myself and don't care about 3DPD.
ummm… betas supporters are still around for old 3DPD, and if not, they just vote themselves more welfare
most betas doesn't have IQ to understand the nature of 3DPD or men, they just want their dick touched, and most aren't rich, so you are still kind of a rare breed

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

I am, that's what killed the social life. I get off work and come home to my 2 kids that live with me, get my other 2 on weekends.

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

Not what I am seeing, thats why my family is starting to invest in retirement homes "with a spin on it" You see we have an influx of single mothers that use the state to pay for their shit or try to get shit from their kids. I figure since the kids wont see a dime I can milk the old maids for what they have left and have the government betacuckbucks go to my company instead. Feels awesome.

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

yes, please get out so we can return to the high quality content of squirting horse pussies and indian babies being run over by trains

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

Social life was gaming/drinking with other weeb basement dweller friends, wife was foreveralone bc too fat for most guys, not fat enough for fetishes, she got gastric bypass but still has almost no friends by choice and spends most of her time on vidya. I may not be the basement dwelling level you are, but I'm far from normie

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Indian babies being run over by trains
If you don't find this even slightly amusing, you do not possess a good sense of humor.

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

Fuck, post em here. I could use a laugh.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

does sound nice
enjoy your money.
The more people take advantage, the better.

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

thinks he is one of us
Just get out you have a 3DPD wife. Kids are not a problem you can just pay to have those but putting with with todays 3DPD? you are lower then a weeb that saves his own piss.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

yes, please get out so we can return to the high quality content of squirting horse pussies and indian babies being run over by trains
Normalfags out.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

John Cox
John Cox

Bumping cause you fags aren't

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

You sound like a failed normie also women cant be lonely user you see both men and women have two completely different definitions of the word it is a lot easier for a woman to get a man than it is for a man to get a woman the majority of males are forever alone actually.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

This

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Lol alright faggots. Enjoy your tendies.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

haybailman.mov
topkek

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

7776070
your entire hard drive is nothing but cringy reddit memes. fuck off.

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

Honestly just this. The fucking reasons I came to this shithole in the first place.

Have you tried pic related?

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

It is time to flip this [email protected]#@#$

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

red user
halfchan filename
is someone advertising us on that shithole
is this why we've had so many newfags lately