TPU thread - FUCK tumblrina mods edition

I love teens and hate gay mods.

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h.8ch.net
m.txxx.com/videos/4832971/very-cute-18yo-teen-1st-time-suck-amateur-petite-girl/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

So do all who live to see such things. But it is not for us to decide. All we can do is…
Oh wait, that is Gandalf.
Never mind.

Is this thread still alive?

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can't believe how fastly-fastly the other threads have been nuked, wtf happened?
Are we Sonic now?

I dunno man, i think Holla Forums is either full of homos or tumblerinas.
Something went horribly wrong with this board.

Anyway, what are you up to m8?

how has it come to this? inb4 we get accused of being normalfags again.
The modding is the most ridiculous I've ever seen
I'm… Flexing. Conveniently towards my window…
Et tu?

her left armpit looks like a cunt

tell me about it, i get banned daily most of the time for no fucking reason at all.
I'v never posted anything illegal even when the mods weren't cunt.
Any PTP?

True, looks like a cunny

checked

Don't teen girls love abs? What more do you have to do besides have a decent body to pick up a teen? I mean that's what worked for me when I was 18-21 but I'm old and can't be arsed to chase them anymore

If mods have problems with teen threads, go post on tbpchan.net

They don't care there

erm, I'm going to have to check this. Well done, Holla Forumsro

No ;_; just my usual neighbor-waifu and her sister. This situation (as I've said about three fucking times already in deleted threads) has given me a sister fetish to the point where I had a threesome with sisters the other week. Goddamnit someone validate my experience before we get delet.
She's refusing to look out of her window. I'm being cucked by homework or whateverthefuck they do now

what I've learned is, if you have no social pursuits at all, abs don't count. You will be jacked and alone like moi.
sign of low test, imho tbqhfam

do they also have vans?

Social pusuits? Tinder is a thing you know, post a picture of yourself with your shirt off and the rest takes care of itself.
Shiet, I banged out a shit ton of teens back in my day, enough for a lifetime

I do know. I'm going to give it a whirl.
dunno if you were here in the glory days of TPUTs, but such a comment requires supplementary story/ies; tips/advice and/or photo-/video-evidence, my Holla Forumsrother

Do you have more of her, please?

Be handsome.
tbh from my experience being fit works better with adult women.
I'm not saying that they don't like it but it won't be a game changer with them.
Be healthy, no Auschwitz and definitely not fat, being fat is a death sentence with teens.
Just being decent looking in your 20s will get them interested.
Everything else is about your behavior.

You should, it's how I met pic related and gave her her first orgasm through penetration. This was about two months ago and tinder seems to be fairly random in terms of quality of women you get and their willingness to meet up with you but every now and then you get lucky.
Most of the chick's I banged back in the day I met on meetme/myyearbook which has turned into a complete shithole these days. Or otherwise I would message random chick's on Facebook about hooking up when you have abs/green eyes/great teeth this seems to work fine but otherwise you come off as creepy

Holla Forumsro, unfortunately, I don't. But I'll go on a mini-quest to see if I can find moar for you

noice
I've heard this, we'll see what horreurs I can wrangle. You must have some tips Holla Forumsrother, surely?

I got set of that self-hurting stupid girl and I agree it is definitely not right!
Thank you for doing that, I really like nice tits with combination with belly curving to pubis area :)

Bruh thats unhealthy, you should move on imo, plenty of fish in the sea

Wander who could be behind that website.
Probably pic related

Tinder was gold the first couple years, so much PTP you could swim in it.
They got tight as fuck, it still works but getting a teen from there is way more complicated then it used to.
Also far the best quality.
What i like about teen is the fact that they're not used up. But unless you got extremely luck the teen you'll find there likely had couple dozen dicks before you.
that pond has allot of fish but they're mostly trash.
If that doesn't bother you, go for it.

Wash your hair in cold water and with bar soap. Other than that I really don't kow how I pulled so many teens when I was 18-21 I always attributed it to being pretry fit. Once I showed most chick's a picture of my abs they were ready to fuck

Run nigger, run.
the benefit you'll get from her will be strongly out weighted by the problems she'll get you.

Yeah no shit

Tfw only recently started using it about a year ago and the best lay I got off it was the chick I posted earlier in the thread
Really?
Agreed
The chick I met off there was right as fuckk, and she told me only two other cock were in her before me
they're all trash IMO

I'm kinda curious if she's cut elsewhere…
**no luck so far, but does pic related look like her to you??*

I genuinely do this. Odd.
maybe you were just a 10 then, Holla Forumsrah, dunno

ah Cheddar, I'm lucid enough to know that you're right, but retarded enough to burn it to the ground. Accidentally made my fatherperson aware of this while talking about a completely different thing

teens > lolis! Prove me wrong
Pro-tip: Its impossible

That's just impossible, especially if you wait for them to turn 18. Most good looking teens lost their v card by the time theyre 16 at the latest

VISA?

Virginity

Probably this. I'm still not bad looking, just got a bit of a belly now not anything noticeable with a shirt on
Because it works, I'm happy with the results and don't have a dandruff problem anymore and have a thicker head of hair than 99 percent of the guys my age

What do you mean by this? Do they limit the amount of teens you can match with or something?

Checked.

Your ability to find cunt when others would only give a passing glance is remarkable. You are truly a God among men.

you, sir, seem to be under the impression that I won't kill you with bricks for ruining my dreams

I can't really think of anything better. Maybe I'm more jaded than a Chinese museum. Holla Forumsro, what's the minimum distance/range filter on tinder? I want to test

lel.wav

Women never lie, obviously.
This reminds me of one of the first teen i banged, a fucking freak show!
If anyone is interested in the story.
on Tinder ? Probably, otherwise i met some literal wife material irl.
From my experience most teens are actually wife material.
The problem starts when they get to college, they get their heads full of crap and their asses full of cum. They turn into trash.

Kek
i was talking with a 16yo qt couple days ago who told me she wanted to remain virgin till marriage.
She was christian which is not so common in France, i mean real Christians, not the degenerate ones.
Anyhow, i asked her how she was gonna hold till then?. She told me she could do it fine.
Then i asked about how her future husband would hold, not having sex for that long is not easy.
She said she was ok if her future husband had sex with other women before they get married as long as he stays safe.

Not gonna lie, i asked her to marry me.
she laughed, thought i was joking.

You can't match under 18 unless you're under 18 yourself.
They get banned if they're suspected of lying
There are other apps (like yellow which is specifically made for them) that teen use more

But most importantly, teens don't need dating app because shool is more then enough to find a partner.
Dating apps are for people who don't have time nor the opportunity to interact with a large enough number of potential partners.

You can make it brah

I don't like it any more than you do but that doesn't change the facts of reality. Even the last chick I was with had just turned 18 and was a devout christian and even she fucked two guys minimum before me.

That's ok, I'm not looking to get carted off to jail anyway

Adorable young ladies thread.

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We need some online dating services that aren't hosted in burgerstan. Fuck's sake, even in burgerstan the age varies by state.

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Hopefully it comes quick because I'm running out of time where I can even attract teens

Well, post what you think is hot then.

All guys deserve qt3.14 virgin teenage waifus. Oh btw Chad, in one of these threads I read that France was going to change their age of consent law. That was a couple months ago or so. What ended up happening with that? I wish I would have grown up in France or one of those other euro countries where biology isn't illegal. I probably would have found a cute waifu already. How do you think you'd feel if you'd been raised in America?

Mods delete this thread please. We cuckchan now.

You gotta go back.

Get over yourself.
Posting a thread using pedonigger lingo is a sure fire way to convince them to post in a thread. We want pedoniggers OUT. Teen thread, sure, just don't give any pedoniggers any incentive to shit all over the board.

This thread is fine even if it's a normalfag tripfag circlejerk, sorry bud.

Maybe you should stop handing bans out to the pedoniggers who aren't posting illegal content and maybe then they'll stop shitting up our board.

Delete it because this is an incentive for pedoniggers to post. Stop doubling down and go through with your "Pedoniggers out" sentiment.

Nothing as far as i'm aware of. I think it was just a political move to contain the outrage.
I doubt they'll change the law, even if they do nobody is gonna be charged.
Its a cultural thing, no law is gonna change that.

You can technically go below te official AOC like 13~14 as long as you don't rape the girl or fuck a 6 yo no cop is gonna give a damn.
However there are some circumstances where cops can't dodge it, for example teachers or parents fucking a girl they have authority upon.

Fuck you and fuck your opinion of who should post. You don't fucking get to dictate who comes here and what they talk about you FUCKING authoritarian piece of absolute shit.

Okay. I'm cool with that.

Where did my trip go?!

this. Fuck off all of y'all nazi Vols

Outrage from who? Other countries? Who fucking cares what they think? Just tell them to piss off and make France great again. And lower the porn age while you're at it.

>>>Holla Forums

fuck off TORpedonigger

>>>Holla Forums

Kill yourself.

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but they are leftist authoritarians. …

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The public.
Some feral nigger knocked up an 11 yo (or 9, i don't remember), luckily it was a fellow chimpette, probably related to him.

Nobody really gave a damn till the chimpette decided to cry rape 5 fucking years later !.

While she was indeed underaged when the copulation happen she wasen't able to prove that it wasn't consensual.

The nig will still be charged for fucking a chimpette but rape is off the table.
Which i think is perfectly reasonable.

But you just said it was a cultural thing in France to allow teens to have sex as they like. Surely the French public can tell the difference between what you describe and porking a teenie cutie because they're not American and therefore less retarded.

So are you going to keep trying to get that teen to be your wife? And you never said what you'd do if you'd been born and raised in the US.

She wasn't a teen tbh and the whole story was pretty nasty.
He fucked her in a park behind the bushes.
They weren't dating or anything,he banged her and left.

not exactly the most romantic thing.

There is an age limit where people can't just ignore.

Like i said the context made it worse, he didn't stick around or anything, he used her as a cum bucket.

Well yeah, but why would that affect anyone's opinion of different stories where the girl was a teen? Maybe the news coverage I read about it was just American feminists trying to make it out to be about France preparing to raise the AoC when it really wasn't. They always try to run those psyops on countries that aren't cucked by them. Europe really needs to upgrade its military tbh. You shouldn't always be taking orders from the US.

checking for hope of Holla Forumsrahs making it
wew lad, how the fuck did you meet? I would've asked her too, honestly.
only tears now
Chadman, I never imagined they still make them like this; surely you must convince her of seriousness? It's nevar over

well I can't cry, so I must lash out with autistical rage, apologies
ah man

the wasted dubs
I like this thread. It's kinda like the others

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS

what are you doing? What's wrong with you?

Idk man, if i could stay young and bang teens till i die it would be great.
hard to say.

Interweb tbqh
Don't listen to r9k, virgin teens are pretty common.
I don't think i'm ready for it, beside i'm a fedora tipper her religiousness would've pissed me of in the long run.

haHAA how dare you call anyone a normalfag? after banning countless IPs for nothing but posting stuff that's frowned upon by society? come on…

This place used to be great before you faggots came in. This entire site was made to resemble what society really is, it's pure form, without laws, without rules. But you, fucking normalfag, had to mess with it and make it a shithole that rather than society, resembles 4chan. Heck, even Tumblr or Twitter allow more shit than this board… I just wish every single user in this site would realize what you're doing and whose interests you're really defending and made a new chan, one without your faggot ass, where the only thing banned would be authoritarian faggots like you who want to rule everything… Proof of your faggotry is that you don't even allow file uploads from TOR anymore, you banned freedom on this site. Congratulations.

Btw, in case any of you is wondering, there is an alternative Holla Forums without this cancer. Check h.8ch.net apparently someone with access to Holla Forums's DNS and Server made an A record that points to a different site in the same server running the same software, an accident perhaps? It's a bit glitchy, but it doesn't really matter… It's better than this shithole.

Yours truly.
An anarchist. Not a pedophile.

This isn't france. We can't go younger than 18 here and by that age there are no virgins. not trying to black pill but its the truth

shhhh dicsord
/Yy8dzgh

as long as she's fine with it and she doesn't tell anyone, no one has to know… and if her parents are not too strict it's fine even if she tells them… I lost my virginity at age 14 and my parents didn't know until I was 18… last year.

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Check your state AoC laws. Many states allow you to go to 16 or 17. 15 is god tier though.

Rabbit is cute. Too bad she tried to usurp the throne and thereby became hot garbage

Fair point.
18yo virgins are less common but still exist.
I'd says about 10% still are, not counting the ugly ones.

there are way more than you think… just the other day I was kissing with a girl outside a bar, I met her inside, we were both drunk as fuck, and she "confessed" she was a virgin, she was kind of ashamed of it… I had to go soon after, but I was impressed cause she was pretty cute to be honest…

Shoulda taken that V card

I know a 28yo virgin, not hot but not ugly either.

m.txxx.com/videos/4832971/very-cute-18yo-teen-1st-time-suck-amateur-petite-girl/

She looks familiar, where have I seen her before?

Fucking a teen/hebe is easy, the tricky part is to dodge the consequences.

You were gone for a while, what happend?

This thread need more teens

I wont argue with that

wew

also,

Dude, you could also do it easily.
like i said the hardest part is not to get into trouble.

lel, I assume what makes it 'easy' is leaving the house, or casa, if you will? Because I'm playing on nightmare mode atm
burner phone, fake name(s), all rental everything, Bourne-ism, right?

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More like this.

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Shame, good stuff though. footfag and not giving a fuck about it

Not even that, i picked up my first teens from forums and chatrooms like Omegle.
you don't even have to leave your house, and its actually safer because you can lie about everything.

Its easy because teenage girls are usually very horny and very dumb.
You can be bare back balls deep in her cunny within days, some times hours if you're skilled enough.
I know this for fact, i banged some teens couple of days after meeting them, and they were 100% virgins, not some night club trash.

every situation is unique, some are way more dangerous then others, its up to to calculate the risk and see if the risk/reward ratio is good enough.
Usually that risk is inversely proportional to her age.
Keep in mind that girls lie about their age regularly.
you need to always have a way out.

so just game'd online and then met up irl? like in an abandoned factory or her dad's place of work?
man, I've got to get this 'internet' thing everyone's on about tbh

thankfully, I tend to be attracted to girls at my country's aoc, so it's not really a risk, per se; tho I've seen some girls in school uniforms that couldn't have been above the aoc, but were little fucking stunners nonetheless

ain't got a problem with footfags, but was this Kendall a teen in these?
Found moar too

It doesn't happen that fast, usually.
It requires some work to get an irl meeting.
And the first meeting rarely end up in sex, unless she's really horny and specified it.

To get a meeting you'll need to earn her trust, she needs to know that you're not some weirdo who's gonna kill her and burry her in his backyard.
That could take up anywhere between 2 weeks and 2 months.
During that period, you'll have to initiate cam sex as fast as possible without scaring her off.
Usually the first couple days if you don't want want to end up in the "friendzone" which is most of the time unrecoverable.

By the end of the first week you already know where its heading. If you'll get pussy or if you're just wasting your time.

If you played your cards right, you should know that she has a crush on you/love you.
Most of the time they'll tell you that they're seeking a relationship with you.
don't take it too seriously, teens tend to confuse love and lust, particularly girls. They're not actually interested in a long term relationships 90% of the time, they just don't know it
Just play along, act as a bf don't worry about it.
after few weeks/months of dicking her Lust and "love" should dramatically decrease.

I do believe that is going to set a longevity record, user.

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He says after clicking it

oh my

nope. saw the link, didn't recognize it and didn't click

It's ok user, we all know the truth

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This really pisses me off, because I was unable to get laid as a teen no matter how aggressively I went after them. Yet, they lose it with no fucking effort at 14 years old, and here I am at 18 still trying to get my dick moisturized for the first time.

Same here. I'm good on viruses

Pleb

I know, I'm a pussy

In truth you're just ignorant. With modern ad/script blocking browser extensions your likelihood of getting a virus from a random website is very small. What will get you a virus is something like a torrent with large amounts of data being downloaded, and multiple different file extensions. On a video streaming site for example, you'll only be downloading a video file along with some cookies, and they would be stored temporarily in memory.

Man, it never gets old.

Just say "bump", it's more honest

I'm just sharing something that just happen to me.
Beside the thread is still on first page

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It's still up

can you TL;DR explain?

Last time he linked it, it was up for 3 days.

Related

The same link? Sheeeeit, the internet at large is really becoming more accepting of that shit

lol

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looks like a whore

does she has the aids?

flexing what?

lol

Same link and no it's a daily battle to fight siberian mouse getting uploaded onto clearnet pornsites. The link has jumped 6k views from last time he linked it.

How did you know Siberian mouse was behind that link user?

I clicked that shit obviously.

i know is shouldn't have clicked that, and i did well

testerino

It probably stays up because no one reports it. Hmm I wonder why

Jesus

i reported it. Always do when i come across SM, in clear web sites.

Did you save it before reporting it?

Nice, good job bro

no, im not pedo

t. pedo

t. pedo

Shit.

niggers! the GET! It approaches!

gotcha!

roll

POSTING FOR THE SEPTS GET
GAS THE KIKES

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Why? Not saying it's wrong to report it obviously, but I'm curious as to your reasons.

basically because its CP

Obviously. The question is why report it. What compels you to do so?

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i believe that sharing those videos, only furthers the pain and shame, that poor girl might have felt that day. She probavly just wants to forget that happened to her, and here are some douchebags sharing, probably one of the most traumatizing moments in her life.

Happens on the daily. It's nothing new for her.

Consoderig the gauy has been arrested a few years back, no it doesn't haapen daily. At least not to her.

Indeed. To me it's not about that day specifically but the years after. Imagine virtually everyone you know having seen you naked as a girl. Never knowing if someone is talking to you out of pity or lust or both. Always answering the same questions that make you relive it.

The years after were probably hell (even though many claim on this board that she enjoyed it or got paid so its ok). I'm honestly surprised she didn't kill herself.

He got arrested in 2012 and yes by "this happens daily" I meant that people upload her videos on clearnet everyday. This has been an ongoing problem since 2012.

Yeah, imagine how hard must have been for hr to make friends. Every single one must have seen her videos. Hell, some douchebag culd go and try to rape her, since "she enjoyed" it. Those are pedos trying to justify teir degeneracy. There is one photo of her, where she is with this ohter girl, and if you look closely you can see scars in her arm. Indicating that she might harm herself, wich wouldn't that stupid to assume.

I know the one. The marks are pretty visible, she was definitely cutting for attention. And if I know anything about attention scars, she has worse scars that aren't visible with clothes on. Probably on her legs.

and becuase i can't find her in any social media, i'm assuming she is dead

Naw. Well maybe. But AFAIK she was posting on VK up until last year. I'm sure there is a stalker user who can confirm

Maybe she ok. Maybe not, who knows? there is always a creep, isn't it?

Fuck Piona.

I'm genuinely surprised, i thought she'd be fucked.

Anyhow, i tryed to flag the damn video but the website seem broken

Chad I'm pretty sure you've been here for all the SM dumps. Don't act surprised you closeted pedo.

Please. I am not one of your pedo larpers. People can discuss SM without supporting it or fapping to it

who's piona?

Let me say the exact fucking same thing he says everytime SM is brought up. Post your warhols, Piona.

again, no idea who piona is

I "know" who he is only because I've seen the namefag around here before. But not for a couple years. What makes you think I am him?

Nvm I don't think you're Piona.

I believe you're Piona though. Post more Mara warhols.

Go away Piona.

disgusting pedo

You don't have anything on me.

I dont know why. I have nothing for you. The only time I've entered your circlejerk threads is to discuss SM and not in a positive way.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT FUCKING PIONA DOES. HE (You) always says models from SM an hero. (You) always say that, Piona. Fuck you.

But I didn't say that. I said I was surprised that the one didn't kill herself. I literally dont even know any other models besides her.

there are others?

Classic fucking Piona.

Google it fam

I mean, I will play your boogeyman if you want, but you're going to be very disappointed and confused when you run into the real Piona

fuck no. I ain't (((Jew))ggling CP

I know Piona. I've witnessed his autism. Either you're playing his part very well or you're actually him. Anyways gtg, not Piona.

Nah m8, i hate rosties, one of the thing that could turn me off of any girl. doesn't matter if she's virgin or not, rosties are fucking gross

You wouldnt get any, you would get a wikipedia page about it's shutdown

I didnt even intend to play a part at all.

Chad, you're a superhero in the eyes of those who've been redpilled on teen sexuality. What's your origin story? How did you gain your powers? How did you fuck your first girl, and how did you build on that to become the pussy destroyer you are today?

Men and women aren't equal, user. But don't be a faggot and give up. I am not interesting in trying to bang whores. I would rather have on loyal wife. I will not have anything to do with a slut.

If you are weak-willed and give up, then you deserve failure. Only the few and only the strong deserve what is good in life.

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Thanks m8 i appreciate.
Was skinny virgin neet till my mid 20, not ugly but not handsome. Very few contact with women.
I always had a thing for teens but i thought it was too late for me.
depression and shit start to settle in…

Few years ago during super hot summer day i was short on booz and food,don't usually go outside during day time especially when its that hot but i was hungry, so i thought fuck it and went to the local groceries store.

On my way back home i saw her…
She must've been about 13 or 14 max, around 5'8 tall, blond with like green eyes a solid +9.5/10.
She was wearing and incredibly short shorts, she had fine long porcelain legs.
and a white tank top like pic related, it was slightly transparent and she was obviously not wearing a bra, we could clearly enjoy every detail of her freshly grown perky A cup tits.

I froze, if my dick had eyes it would've been in tears. It hit me hard.
I wanted to bone her more then anything but she ignored the living shit out of me, i can't blame her. I was just a skinny depressed neet loser in my mid 20, she was already winning at life before she was born.

I felt desperately powerless.
she passed me by, and i went home, prepared lunch then went for push ups strait after eating.
Couple hours later i bought some weight to lift with my neet bux. Been lifting ever since.

The next days i went to dermatologist to improve my skin and dentist to fix my teeth.
then new hair cut, new clothes…. etc.

I tried to improve myself as much as humanly possible, including surgery.

I went from a solid 5~6/10 to an outrageous 9/10 in about 2 years.
bitches were hitting on me on sight, but i didn't give a fuck about them, i was after the PTP but they harder to come by and interact within public so i had to do some research….

anyhow, i never saw that girl again, i don't know what i'd doifi saw her again probably spaghetti all over the place

You waited until your mid-latest twenties to start fucking teens? Your missed out on PTP for a good seven years at the least..

I know ;_; but better late then never i guess.
I think i made up for it tho,i banged more teens in my late 20s then i could ever had in my teens.

dubs of regret

tip-top lel; she'd probably be '2 old' for you now tho innit

True, i think she's about 20 !.
Definitely out of my interest range, if i could go back in time and bang her i'd do it.

testicles

that was a bit much..

testing and bumping. amazing

aaaaaand that's why if you have a daughter, you don't let her leave the house until she is 18

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are you perhaps a proud owner of (a) basements(s)?

Would bang the one on the right

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The left one look asian the the middle one is subpar

This is now an official Prostate Blown thread

Inspirational story Chad.

Have you got a pasta you wrote, a summary of all that you have learned?

And any useful resources?

I sure would appreciate it

are you a dutchy by any chance?

Stop with the herbal jew.

I don't smoke it anymore but you look like you could use some you high-strung faggot

No pasta, but i can give some tips if needed, thats the purpose of this thread.

For one, don't listen to people telling you that you're "corrupting" them.

thats absolutely not true.

If you go out and ask random teens what they want to do after they finish college, 95% of em will either tell you that they want to peruse a career or travel the world.

when you ask about kids, family, they'll say not right now maybe when i'm 30 or flat out say that they don't want any of that.

If you don't fuck a teen someone else will, its not because there are bad guys out there, its because THEY WANT to be fucked.

They'll get dicked with or without you.

Chads understood that and have no remorse doing what they do because there is none to have.

Ironically i think Chads are the ones that respect women the more because they treat them as adults, accountable of their decisions.

What are you up to Satan?

I'm being a sneaky beaky; it helps me when buying cryptos tbh
I know this is true, but I can't source for shit atm. I remember being a teen,

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mods are just gonna let that bare chested little girl stay posted
based mods

Any good stories??

What's the name of the redhead (#5), I saw her with Puddems a while back and forgot her name

Are you doing the Omegle thing?

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What's wrong with her looking Asian? Asian girls are great.

We're already considered degenerates by the dumbfuck amerifaggots of the world, so I guess we can share sexual fantasies about teenage girls here too. My fantasies are mostly pretty normal, but sometimes I try to imagine what would happen in a more liberated society, and I think I'd like to see a huge orgy specifically for teen girls and adult guys to just come together and love each other like nature intended. It'd be a giant fuck you to everyone who came up with all these cancerous "ban everything cuz muh feels" social mores we have now in the West, but without being mean-spirited. I'm not big on the idea of participating in an orgy, but I wouldn't mind watching it. But there is one fantasy I'd like to participate in with a teenage girl which is so depraved that most websites ban any mention of it. I am of course referring to loving, hand-holding sex in the missionary position on our wedding night.

Chad user do you sometimes lie about your age to make yourself seem younger?

I don't find Asians attractive. I can go for mixed, Latina, middle eastern etc… But Asians, blacks and abo are a no no for me.

Ok i'll tell you the story of my first Teen and how i finally lost my V.

it was about a month after my jaw surgery, the swelling went back to normal.
the results were dramatic and i was pleased with it.
But despite finally achieving the best physical appearance i could have i still lacked the experience to interact with girls. I was a total noob.

I tried reading some books, forum and various PUA shit, i soon realized it was a total waste of time.

So i decided to train myself, somewhere i could interact with allot of teens without having to bear the consequences if i fuck up. The interweb !

Back in the day Chatroulette was still a thing.
After some trial and errors i finally found her, an 8/10 fiery redhead with green eyes, cute as fuck.
Told me she was 17 and horny, she wanted to do a cam sex and i agreed (which was a noobie mistake but turned out ok).
After we were done i asked for her kik and she happily gave it to me.

We talked for hours everyday, she was talkative which made it easy.

There was multiple redflags that i ignored partly because i was a noob and partly because i wanted her hole.

She told me how her father was drunk and abusive, how she self harmed and how she tryed to kill herself. I'm not sure how but i instinctively knew it was mostly bs (i realized much later that this behavior was really common among young teens, they instinctively do it to seek male attention).

Otherwise she was pretty sweet, we talked about everything for hours everyday, she would send me nudes randomly

Cont…

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Not looking white, that's what's wrong.

Always, i have to sadly.
i have to use moisturizers, vit C creams, shit that old ladies use and something to inhibit my facial hair growth. In order to look younger.

It works somewhat, most girls think i'm between 19 and 25, i'm actually 10 years older.
I pretend to be whatever they think i am.

Cont…
We get closer and closer, after a month we decide that it would be good if we meet each other.
She lived in the other side of the country, it was a long shot.
But i went with it, rented a place in her town for two weeks.
First meeting we decide to go for a coffee, nothing fancy.
She was a bit nervous,but i was very confident, reminded her that we already saw each other naked and this "first" date was far from being our first. She got more comfortable.
After the coffee we went for a walk,had some small talk then her mom called her on the phone and she had to go.
Later that night she text me telling me that she wants to go further, hugging kissing, etc…
The next day we stayed at my place….
I'm not gonna go into details, you already know what happened.

I'm just gonna say that i'v banged many teens after her, i'm not the kind of guy that gives 10/10 to any girls.
in my whole life i'v seen only 3 girls that had a perfect 10/10 body, she was one of them. 5'8 tall, double D Tits with nice and large pink areolas, a porcelain bubble butt and a puffy pink innie pussy with bonus Hymen ! I kept staring at it for like 30 minutes it fascinated me.
Then i went in, bareback.
Needless to say it was one of the best fuck and the longest orgasm ever, i tough i was going to die.
We spent the rest of my time there fucking, we had sex between 3~4 time a day depending how much free time she had. Then i had to go back home.
We kept talking on skype and kik daily, she convinced her parents to go on holidays vacation near my town, and again we spent most of our time fucking like wild animals.

By then i was knowing her really well and i know she was a pathological liar, she would make up stories for no reasons.
it didn't really bother me, my balls were empty, i couldn't care about anything. I just played along.

At some point she event told me that her ex bf was violent and also raped her.
I looked at her in the eyes and reminded her that i poped her cherry myself. she froze and after couple seconds tryed to fix it by sying that he raped her in the ass.

After 6 months of being together i knew she was bullshitting and i think she knew that i knew too. it didn't bother either of us.

Until one day she admitted lying about something big ….

Cont…

I confess I've not kept up with it, no. I've been approaching girls irl, which has gone ok so far, but I choke when it comes to teens for some reason
cont the storytime man

fuck's sake, user, we're trying to not get delet here I secretly have this fantasy, too

ITT we declare jihad against Bodypart al-Prostati

you mean adult rosties?!

…Cont

after 6 months of a surprisingly stable relationship she confess that she lied about her age, she wasn't 17, she just turned 14 when we met.

my fucking jaw dropped to the floor, she could easily pretend to be 20, she's 5'8, big tits, large hips a full woman body.

Altho we were doing fine together i already knew by then that she's not the kind of girl you'd want to do wrong.

she's the kind the girl that would flip the fuck out and accuse you of rape if you break up with her.

The fact that she was 14 was the icing on the cake.

I was caught between a rock and a crazy place, my cock being and her the crazy place.

But so far i had no reason to break up with her, altho we didn't have much in common, the pussy was ridiculously good and beside her pathological lying the girl was sweet and caring.

so we remained together, to this day it was the longest relationship i had, one and half year and we remained friends for two more years after.

I still have her nudes on my pc, i almost lost them few years ago due to hdd failure.

They still bring a smile on my face.

I don't regret dating her but knowing what i know today i realize that i was playing with fire, i wouldn't do it again

I think we've all been there before chadanon

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you even sound French when you type, you frog lel. But I admit, yes. I have many boners, what am I supposed to do with them all? I have not the square-footage to keep them.
Surely if you're saying teens are a cakewalk, then I'm doing all the hardmode prep work, non? Some of these roastie bishes man… Insufferable little cunts, just because they can be

I'll continue to read that with the /sarcasm filter on, so we don't have to deal with a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-volt tbh

more teen feet

Ultimately, i think you should fuck whoever you want to fuck and stop dicking around because you wont have that opportunity forever.

t. pedo

if you're talking about me personally: I'm trying Chad/b/ro! Otherwise you sound like a proper Satanist elel
hence the investments for the hard old times ofc

t. fag

help me, nigger!

Shape up and take whatever you want to.
Its that simple

You should tell us some more stories about the sexiest girls you banged. Why'd you break up with her though?

Shaping!
I'll get back on Omegle; try tinder like this Holla Forumsro suggested, for general irl improvement(s), and if I bag a teen of some sort - bonus. I'm also gonna take my dad's 'advice' and bang on neighbor's door. Then bang whatever's behind it hopefully not male

I, too, enjoy storytimes with Chad, seconding

in the meantime I'll just be here

Notice how she uses the ball of her foot to cover her pelvis.

Did i tell you the story of the girl i fucked within 15 minutes?
They all where tbh, some where hotter then others but they were all hot in their own way, body wise the average was 8.5/10.

Like i'v said she lived in the other side of the country, we tried to see each other as much as possible but that was mostly a long distance relationship.
The fact that we didn't have much in common beside our lust for each other didn't help.
We got bored of each other eventually

sauce?

I don't think so, but go on regardless Holla Forumsreh Also, I have more questions ofc:

She is a Ninjutsu master like me tbh

tumblr. Before you call me a heretic, you can find some decent gear on it if you navigate around obscure 'untitled' pages

goddamn, look

Ok, so the was the summer of my 30 birthday, i was at my peak, not only physically i also made some serious bucks that year, got myself a comfy house with a pool in southern France after living in a shitty apartment for years.

I had 4 PTP on speed dial, i could've gotten more but why bother, if i got horny i would call one of em to empty my balls.

One of em was a cute and petite 15yo 6~7/10 Italian girl, brunette about 5'4 tall, perky tities, bubble butt, clean virgin.

Her name was Lyne. Lyne conveniently lived 20 minutes from my place, in the neighbor town.
She's the kind of girl with balls (not literally) she was/is a go-getter, she knew what she wanted.
As a mater of fact, she's the one that lewdly hit on me while i was sitting on a bench alone near a lake.

She came, sat next to me, introduced herself, then boldly took charge of the conversation and shamelessly asked for my phone while staring at me in the eyes.

I was amused and amazed that such a tiny innocent looking girl could be so bold.
Even grannies (+25yo) aren't that bold.

I gave it to her obviously, right from the start she took charge and told me what where her motives.
She wanted a hot guy with experience who could dick her right and keep his mouth shut.

Man, life couldn't get more "easy mode" for me.

Despite her bold moves Lyne was a sweet girl a bit silly in a fun way, she was fun to be around.

The day comes, i finally dick her, i'm not gonna into details.
i'm not a picky guy, as long as she has a PTP, is virgin, let me nut inside her and don't break my balls thats enough for me, everything else is optional.

We fuck regularly after that, and we become friends.
she also become my fav,the girl i think about first when i want to bang.
I would also invite her just to hang out, she had a sharp mind and was pleasant to be around.

Cont….

I didn't care tbh, i knew it was her first time to she wouldn't be judgmental.
She was likely more stressed then i was.
When i got my dick in her, i lasted about 30sec lol
Luckily, i was so fucking horny i didn't lose my boner so i decided to keep going, after about 15sec my dick became way less sensitive, i kept at it for about 5 minute till she came and asked me to stop.

Don't say things that can be held against you, obviously.
if the girl is over the AOC and you know it, you can go wild.
If the girl is under the AOC but claims to be older. you can still do it just be less bold and don't for get to make her tell you the age she pretends to be. so it stays in the chat logs, just in case, its still a valid proof to a judge that she lied.
If she's UA and tells you that she is UA but you both still want to roll with it you better be using burner phones, proxies, fake name, age, address…
Its a logistical nightmare, some guys think its worth it, i'm not judging. But you really really REALLY need to know what you're doing if you're going that path if you don't want to spent the next 20 years being Bubba's bitch.
Nah
Experience my man.
kek, that would be cool and insanely risky too !

It comes easy once you can understand the one you're speaking to like an open book.
Girls are easy, very primordial beings, which makes them subject to repetition.
What works with a girl will very probably work with many others.

(You)

Cont…

Lyne had a bff named Julie, that was the same age, she would constantly talk to.

One day i got curious and asked her wtf can they possibly talk about all day long?

She says:"everything!"

i ask if that "everything" includes me.

She smile and say maybe…

long story short her bff knows everything there is to know about me from the color of my sock to the size of my dick.

that bothered me that someone i know nothing about.

I wanted to see her. She shows me pics with her

She ask if i thought she was hot, i say "yeah, she's pretty"

she asks if i'd like to fuck her (yes she was that bold), i say "wtf?! idk i need to see her in person first"

It was the middle of summer, i had a pool. So i told her to bring her friend for a barbecue/swimming/ice cream.

The day comes, they get in, we're in the living room we have some small talks for couple minutes then my phone rings.

My cock blocking dad feels like talking !.

Oh well, i tell them to make themselves comfortable, i'd be back in couple minutes.

When i came back they were both in bikinis in the living room.

Julie was a 8.5~9/10, blondish, green eyes, about 5'8 tall, tight body and big tits.

She's sitting while Lyne is in the kitchen preparing something. (for the record there is no wall between the kitchen and the living room we can see and talk to each other just fine)

I sit facing Julie and we have some small talk, i can definitely feel the sexual tension, she's not teasing but her eyes could say 1000 words.

Julie wasn't as bold and outgoing as Lyne but she wasn't shy either, she was one of those hot girls that know they're hot.

Se wsn't pretentious or arrogant but she definitely wouldn't give a chance to a guy she deemed below her.

Without being a gold digger, i could already tell that this girl would settle for nothing but the best.

Anyhow, that year of my life my confidence reached incredible height, i had the money, the looks, bitches more then i could handle, i was 200%

Confident. I felt like i could fight a grisly with my bear hands.

Lyne came back from the kitchen and sat next to her friend, the two of em are now facing me.

And i couldn't tell how or why but looking Lyin's face i could tell she was baiting me, waiting for me to say something specific.

Like a poker player i deiced to go all in.

i look Julie strait in the eye and told her that i think she's hot.

lyne then looks at me and fold her final card and with her usual boldness asks :"would you like to fuck her?"

Now i'm getting confused, i know that Lyn doesn't want a relationship so it can't be a bait ? Right?

Screw, i gamble more !, i say "yes, i'd fuck her" in a nonchalant way trying to keep my poker face.

lyne and Julie smile, turn their heads looking at each other, thats when realized that these two bitches were preparing this all along.

They both wanted me to fuck Julie.

But i decide to push it further, i'm gonna fuck her now!

I stand up, go to Julie, grab her hand and we head strait to my bedroom.

Lyne, amused, tells us to have fun.

It's Inka Williams and she's 19 or 20.

The girl you described must be beautiful user and I am glad that she inspired you to become a man worthy of her. I hope you will find happiness one day

that is the most disgustingly beautiful thing I've ever heard; you're going to get us b& & v&
>What? (((da​tamin​ing)))
ok first love was poor choice of words, I was referring to your neighbor you teased then banged to pregnancy lel

wew, dubs of uncommon kindness. I, too, hope other anons can find something/someone to inspire them in this way

anyone got moar teens? (((da​tamin​ing))) I'm drying up

you are a god user
Please tell us how the story went on in your bedroom

Thanks user, thats really sweet, i wish you the best too.
And yes she was the 1 in 1000 beauty. the kind of girl that would give you an insta boner wether you like it or not.

How do you know that? (((da​tamin​ing)))! i don't remember telling that story.
This is creepy, are you a cop? (((da​tamin​ing)))

I'm just a nerdboy who put his nerd powers to get PTP.
Nothing fancy m8, just regular old school sex.

i just read on the news that the French justice minister want to set the AOC at 13
I don't know what to think about it, so far the AOC was at 15 but but the legal repercussions were minimal if you fuck under because it's not automatically considered rape.
However this new law will make it automatically rape to fuck anyone under 13.

15 and 14 will become 100% legal but 13 will get you jail

? (((da​tamin​ing)))

fucking pedo

lel how fkn old are you actually, Cheddar? (((da​tamin​ing)))
>are you a cop? (((da​tamin​ing)))
what I am, is deebly hurt by your accusations ;_; I'm too upset to Disneyland with you right now I reckon I've capped the story somewhere…

thanks for the sauce Holla Forumsrah

soyboy

If you live in a big city oh yeah but not usually