Flash rewritten for a third time

Simple to solve. The cold opening is a series of scenes with Flash catching everyone while establishing their characters. After that it's Flash being honored by the city for catching the bad guys.

The rogues are then fleshed out by scenes of them interacting in jail/their hideouts.

Same time Marvel will fix their comics.
never

Would it be so hard?
I know it would be.

We could probably all make a fan made Flash film that'll turn out better than what we'll get.

Never gets old, every time I watch it.

is this kind of shit normal?

Not really. DC's starting a new trend.

It is for unsuccessful movies.

...

Sounds like Alien 3, or Super Mario Brothers.

Sometimes, but not often.

Usually directors get pulled off because there's trouble upstairs or they have conntracts to fulfil.
Other times they just drop it because they hate everyone involved.

If the rest of the crew is competent, it doesn't matter, but that never happens.

I'm fucking tired of all of these big budget cape movies.

Just give me something simple, like Iron Man 1 or Mystery Men.

The 2004 Punisher film was also really good.

I'd love something in the spirit of Kamen Rider. Dudes in suits fighting dudes in monster suits. Fighting for justice and mankind. I wouldn't want an actual Kamen Rider movie though. The kikes would ruin it and the Kamen Rider movies that do exist in Japan are almost all crap made solely because of a contract deal.

To add even more drama to the DCAU:

breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/01/27/report-ben-afflecks-live-night-75-million-bomb-warner-bros/

>Warner Bros. is expected to take a $75 million bath on Ben Affleck’s pricey gangster drama Live By Night, according to a report.
>Sources close to the film and rival studio executives told Variety that the film — a passion project for Affleck, who wrote, produced, starred in and directed —was shaping up to be a bona fide box office bomb for Warners after bad reviews and poor box office crippled the film’s financial prospects.

Things are not looking good for the Batfleck movie.

He's gonna fucking hang himself eventually.

The sad thing is, I like his Batman…

Ben Affleck is having a bad case of the Kevin Costners.

Boy I bet you're excited for Power Rangers!

I was seriously going to go see that because I liked The Town, then I read a brief synopsis and saw it was white-guilt faggotry. The movie is about killing KKK members and race mixing, oh and how Christians are evil. Needless to say, I skipped it.

Worst part is, I actually liked Batman v Superman, especially Affleck's Batman, shame he's such a liberal faggot.

...

This is what sucks the most about DCEU. It's a disaster, but not the fun kind, it's just boring. Remember Casino Royale? From 1967? It had 5 directors, one of them wasted the budget on fox hunting, Peter Sellers thought he was doing a serious movie, the producer had a heart attack because of him and actors that were supposed to have small cameos had to wait months under contract to start filming.

The sets were great though

"B-BUT MUH WONDER WOMAN AND JUSTICE LEAGUE!!! ITS GOING TO GET BETTER, JUST U W8!!!!!!!"

Shouldn't have fucked the nanny.

No. That has absolutely none of what makes Power Rangers, or rather Super Sentai, special whatsoever. Fuck everything about that movie. Yes I know you're just fucking with me but it still makes me mad that shit is happening.

...

...

The

S

stands for hope

it's all some of us have

It's a false hope.

I finally got around to watching it yesterday, and, while I'll never have it in my top 100 faves, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be.

Doomsday was better than I expected, although I would have preferred Bizarro. I liked the voice modulator on the batsuit better than that gravelly-voiced rasp that American Psycho put on. Superman was actually red and blue, this time, although I presume that was so we could tell them apart.

That said…
>I kept getting the impression they were trying to mash The Dark Knight Returns with Injustice: Gods & Monsters

Ya just don't have a jewess twig play a warrior princess. Clearly the opposite body for it and absolutely nowhere near the level of attractiveness required.

It's more Dark Knight Returns meets Death of Superman without doing anything to earn or really actually adapt either story. They blew their load too quickly on a disjointed mess of a movie. Also a hint of a Justice League origin story. The stupidest fucking scene is Gadot looking at the computer of the Justice League logos and footage. LEX FUCKING MADE THEIR LOGOS! Cartoonishly stupid and just downright silly for the tone this movie was going for. Lex in a nutshell here really.

No shit. I'd forgotten about that one.

Sums up the DC movieverse.

They're burning through all of their resources trying to catch up to Marvel.

And now they caught an STD because of it.

That post was funny man. Honestly, Lex was so bad. I'm not sure if another actor would've made the role better since the writing was so shitty.

...

I meant to link this with

I wonder what else was cut from the original film.

Basically the film in its entirety can be seen on the Batman V Superman Ultimate Edition. From what I heard its slightly better than the film that was released but still not very good.

Very nice. Take this in thanks.

It's normal for shit projects where a bunch of non comic reading boardmembers keep giving the directors "notes."

Thank you

An older actor probably would have put his own twang on things (fingers crossed for Cranston), but they wanted Lex to be a Google/Facebook douche, so yes, you're probably right. The only thing that could have made Lex worse would be using Michael Cera.

You mean Injustice: Gods Among Us right?

You just made me thankful we got Eisenberg.
At least his voice can go below falsetto range.

Yup. My bad. Got it confused with The Ballad of Mexican Superman.

He's not Mexican, that's just Zod's darker complexion.

In one sense you are correct, but in the sense of how he was raised, he was definitely a latino.

Mah nigga

Despite all the forced suffering, i really liked Hulk by Ang Lee, compared to the piece of shit with Edward Norton

BvS wasn't a grat movie, but what really killed was not Teen Luthor nor Batman saying "Oh shit".
No, the real problem is that they removed 30 min saved for the "extended edition" that really made the movie a little more understandable

For a Comicbook action movie, i really liked it

If they got Geoff Johns to write the scripts and got rid of the Snyderness, DC movies could be as popular, homogenous and inoffensive to the public as Marvel ones.

No Snyder sure but I wouldn't put Geoff on the writers seat.

Johns is a nostalgia fag who writes like ass.

fuck fam this song is depressing,very good but depressing

We'll see when Wonder Woman comes out, if its fixed or not.

It's gonna be a disjointed mess. Just like all the other movies. Watch.

Geoff's problem is that he loves his "classic" version of the characters and is determined to see them never go beyond that.

For an adaption it shouldn't be that big a flaw.

Probably

You forgot Geoff's other problem: He can't write for shit.

Case in point, Batman Earth One.

Wanting things to stay the same as the classic is kinda bad depending on the character but it's a better direction than Snyder. Who instead wants to make every character Jesus.

What a disappointment.

I would argue that having the classic or mainstream version of a character is better than either using the current one that will go out of style or making your own that asn't been guaged with audiences for decades.

Johns would of been better to do a bible for the entire universe and merely help on scripts, rather than fully write them.

"Don't make me Ang Lee, you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee"
Why are directors allowed to be this egotistical?

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE

No

Lego Batman 3 features a "special" unlockable Geoff Johns…who is even more useless than the man it's based upon.

They couldn't even add anything special to the generic design?

Because, the red, and the strings.

I still don't get it

It's going to be shit no matter what just like the actor they picked for Barry.

The kid is okay but yeah its doomed.

Frankly, I'm kind of surprised he didn't come equipped with a power ring.

Or anything at all