I just mentioned to my friend how I was eating a biscuit with grape jelly. He said that sounded gross and that he's never heard of anyone doing this. He is not a yurofaggot, he is American. I asked him how biscuits should be eaten then and he says 'with butter', nothing else.
I wanted to throttle him for being such a retarded faggot so I just hung up.
Do you guys think he deserves to die?
Joshua Campbell
How about both a light coat of butter and jelly?
Ryder Lee
Raw honey is the way to go
Michael Turner
Yeah, honey, grape jam, or peach jelly is normally the way I go. I know some people use marmalade.
Jose Green
Americans have no culture, european fags are well on their way tho.
Henry Gonzalez
If he is an American he is an underage faggot. Real American adults only eat biscuits if they are smothered in sausage gravy.
Jack Bennett
He's 24….
Bentley Diaz
So he is just retarded, which makes sense since he is willing to be associated with the likes of you.
David Kelly
Jelly is perfectly fine on a biscuit, but strawberry is the patrician jelly.
Go wipe Mohammad's semen off of your daughter's face, Nigel.
Alexander Reyes
I wonder what's destroying culture worldwide, hmm?
Jonathan Hernandez
It's also how 90% of people eat it.
Jace Collins
So does he also hate PB&J?
Noah Nelson
I know the most popular way is with butter but does that seem redundant to anyone else? All the biscuits I've ever had and made already had butter cut into the dough, why add even more?
Angel Robinson
I'm from the south, the American south, and your friend is retarded. Biscuits are best with gravy, but you can use butter and syrup or butter and jelly or just butter or just jelly, but you can put whatever the fuck you want on a biscuit. You can make sandwiches with biscuits.
Get less faggy friends.
Juan Hughes
Strawberry preserves are my jam
Easton Ortiz
Biscuits with butter is a dinner biscuit
Ian Myers
We at least have diabetes and prescription drug abuse. What do Yuropoors have?
Brandon Butler
He most certainly deserves to die for this.
Noah King
I have ate many a biscuit this way, tbh.
Colton Howard
Muslims
Matthew Garcia
I have ate biscuits, variously, with jelly, butter, white gravy, brown gravy, chocolate gravy, honey, molasses, ham, eggs, bacon, sausage, and…that's all I can think of offhand. And I don't even regularly eat biscuits. I'm a 37 year old American. Your friend sounds like a retard.
Ian Jones
Right. If you don't have culture, you can always import some
Luke Nelson
He's a faggot American. is the all-American way to do it (I like to throw butter on them too before gravy, because an artery-jam sounds like a great time), but I also like taking some of those single-serving disposable jelly containers from restaurants because they're the perfect serving size for half of a biscuit.
Julian Jones
Your friend is ignorant. Eating jelly on biscuits is common in every trailer park and nigger shack in America.
Charles Brooks
do not forget nutella
Hudson Kelly
I forgot that you can combine butter and jelly together in a heavenly mix. My life has meaning again.
Jackson Morris
Nutella is objectively the whitest spread.
Daniel Lewis
That's propaganda btw.
So is this. You know who doesn't have culture? Venezuela.
Eli Scott
Only evil men say that. Burn in hell
Nolan Howard
Use honey.
Asher Gonzalez
u guys like my thread
Anthony Wright
Ahem
Joshua Allen
what you have listed as "gelatin" is called jello jam and jelly are two different but very similar things, some people lump preserves in with them
Kevin Reed
Most of the UK ones are wrong:
First one is not "Jelly" Jelly is the finished wobbly desert after it comes out of the mould. Gelatin is called Gelatin
A scone isn't the same as an american "biscuit". Scones are usually sweet and often contain raisins. They're also eaten in a completely different way, scones at lunchtime with preserves/jam and clotted cream. American biscuits are more of a savoury thing had with gravy as a meal.
A British bisuit is not the same as a cookie. British people still have cookies and they're called cookies. A British biscuit has no real american equivalent, google "digestive biscuit" to get an idea, they're not as sweet as a cookie and don't usually have chocolate in.
The bannock is something that isn't really seen in most parts of the UK. British pastries (Vanilla slice, chocolate eclair etc.) are typically quite regional, so you wont see some of them everywhere.
Benjamin Campbell
wut? i eat biscuits with meat, lettuce, tomato, avocado and pickles.
Justin Jackson
Ausfag here, who the fuck is "us"?
Aiden Foster
have fun with your diabetes.
Ethan Wood
Absolutely disgusting. You truly are americans. And thats not a biscuit.
Kevin Edwards
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Nicholas Thomas
You know, us. The important people, us. The guys who saved the world again and again and then got tired of the thankless job so we started taking shit, us.
Julian Perez
Jello is a brand of gelatin.
Liam Allen
Brits don't eat gummy bears, they eat jelly babies.
Jacob Nelson
FRESH PERUVIAN LLAMA SEMEN
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Christopher Rogers
Biscuits are too soft and fluffy but not soaky enough to be "Sweet" food, which is why I and many other Americans only eat them as sides for "Salty" "Meaty" foods.