I haven't masturbated for 3 days straight now. Nofap is bullshit, I still don't have a gf

I haven't masturbated for 3 days straight now. Nofap is bullshit, I still don't have a gf.

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no fap

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if you keep not masturbating for 29 years, 11 months and 27 days while still not having a gf, you will become an Archmage

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I want to bust a nut inside a real girl

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aaaaaaa I really want to put my benis in a girl

Nofap only works for normalfags.

Give me benis

Gonna masturbate for 3 days straight to counter OP's pathetic nofap.

nice

maybe also don't look for gf, become volcel

Try harder obviously

I didn't ejaculate for 9 straight days. I am trying out semen retention to make my aneros use better. Yesterday night I was trying to see if I could stick my own dick in my ass and I accidentally came. I was so mad. I decided to jerk off 5 or 6 times because fuck it. I was super depressed all day today. No motivation whatsoever. Thinking about how much I hate my life and that I don't even want to try. When just yesterday I was motivated to fix my life. I think I fucked up the chemistry in my head.

I haven't taken heroin for 3 days straight now! Rehab is so bullshit, I still don't have a job.

please check out my thread

masturbated for 3 days straight now

anime

wtf I haven't eaten sweets for 3 hours straight now. losing weight is bullshit, I'm still not skinny and muscular

I just fapped last night because I wasn't getting any results.

The point of nofap is that it's suppose to get you away from the dependency of your hand so you start concentrating on finding a gf to fugg. If you're only not masturbating and not following through on the rest of it, nofap is literally pointless.

HA HA
GOTEM

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I haven't shat for three hours now… I am proud of myse… oh FUCK IT!!!

I literally am doing this. I go straight home after work every day and I only leave my apartment for 3 other times during the week

You impatient idiot.
user, you have to continue your nonfapping for at least four more days. Then go out into the world, and slap your diamond hard dick on the first qt you see. Then she, helpless to your pheromones, will succumb transforming to nothing more than a wet floozy strumpet.

Sounds like a good way to get arrested for public indecency.

Damn feminism….

How dare you assume my SJW faggotry?

Roastie please. Never wonder why you're single!

No fap isn't supposed to get you a gf, it's supposed to increase your testosterone so you can exercise and gain muscle, then you'll stop looking like a beta faggot and woman will be more attracted to you therefore increasing your chances of obtaining a gf.
You've still gotta do the work OP.

the only women attracted to a meat head would be dumb stacey sluts. just learn how to not be a total sperg and you can do it.

In a day and age when the respective market value of female sexuality is at an all-time low, I'll never understand why so many of you faggots find it so impossible to find a hole to cum in. I doubt it even has anything to do with awkwardness or unattractiveness, so much as it's to do with social withdrawal and a complete lack of social enterprise.

What's wrong with exercising your muscles and cerebral cortex to get the best of both worlds? Besides what if I personally want a /fit/ spergy gf?

I already exercise on my own though and gained muscle.

Good, the more /fit/ channers the better.

I do pushups with my thumbs touching each other now, that's how far in my arms are so I'm strong enough to do pushups like that. It made me get muscles on this part of my chest, I didn't even know muscles grew there.
Hasn't gotten me a gf though.

I'm pathetic, I couldn't even go 3 days again and I fapped today.

No it's not ok. If I don't have the willpower to avoid fapping for even 3 days, I will never get a gf.

female smv is low for 10% of men, the rest can still work their asses off for crumbs

that pic looks like a man's taint seen from below

like, if you were lying supine on the ground and a naked guy stood over you with his feet either side of your head, that is what you would see.

fapping is just one barrier to break down, then use the captured motivation to over come the negative barriers: ie shit you should do but don't

Quitting masturbating?

Classic meme from the good ol days.

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i just started on a weaning system.
one nut a week is what gives you the ideal test levels for pretty much anything.
i'm also doing it in an attempt to break some fetishes i'm unhappy with.

Exactly this. If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to think about anything else but sex… And it would just get harder and harder (kek) the longer I didn't do it.

The nofap shit is only for lowering standards, to create a boobanimal trap.

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in other news: water is wet and BO is a fag

I knew a cunt that has the same characterstics of that animal. They are really pretty.

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I like them with long black hair.

help me further negate it and post more Holo

Semen Fun-Fluid Goo Sperm Jizz Cum Egg-White Baby-Batter Mother's-Milk Daddy's-Drink Spurt Cummies Nut Squirt Nut-Butter Man-Milk Sprog Cream Jism Ejaculate Orgasm Salty-Milk Skeet Spunk Love-Juice Sex-Milk Man-Seed

you forgot man chowder

Thanks!

That Star Butterfly image is almost perfect except the shoulders and hand could use some more blends and shadows.
6'5/10.

you've retained a lot more zinc tho

Oh well there's a cute girl who works at the hobby shop I go to on fridays to play yugioh so now seeing her there is literally the highlight of my week. She wasn't there today, must not work every friday.

Charm the boobanimal , put on a cute cap, preferably red or blue.

What does that even mean?

That means you put on a nice cap in red or blue.

Why those colors? And I don't have any hats except a santa hat for christmas, I don't like wearing hats because my hair will get really bad if it's stuck under a hat.

Because i said so.

user you are aware of the fact that you can wear head gear that doesn't make you look like a nigger or an atheist right?

I have a santa hat for christmas.
Otherwise I hate hats.

Hats have cultural significance in human history, to dislike hats is to be inhuman. No wonder you can't get a gf, I wouldn't want to go out with a robot either.

Hats are for faggots who need to dress up their lack of personality or cover their shitty hair.

I would fuck Star so hard, she would not be able to walk for a few days afterward, plus she would be leaking my cum for a week out of her ravaged pussy and ass tbh

She's a trap!

Rude much…

Hats hide the bald patches that are a result of high levels of testosterone in the body.

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Loli Music?

pic related

Fuckin hot

Been a while since I last saw a Haruhi reaction image

Take a number, my friend…

Kv is that you?

I would fuck Star so hard and for so long, it would take her a few days afterward before she could walk properly again tbh

This is true about hats and bald patches tbh

NoFap is a lie in getting a GF. All NoFap dose for me is make me focused on making more wealth. I don't want some gold digger so I dont have a GF. So it's nofap/wealth or fap and be somewhat normalized.

Continue no fap for about 3 weeks.
Then fap to your imagination, 2-3 times a week, 10-15 minutes a time, best to do it in the shower away from any electronic devices or porn sources.
No porn is the most important part. No fap just helps you gain some control in the beginning, which is the most difficult time.
First 1-2 weeks are hard, stay busy, stay around other people, and stay outside as much as possible. Avoid being in private places, so keep your door open, curtains open and so on.

Some months after no porning, your mind will feel a lot cleaner, more calm and less obsessed with seeing sex EVERYWHERE.
In the meantime, redirect your energy into exercising and doing constructive things.

If you want a girlfriend, start some social activities and make them regular, at least once a week if not more. Any activity where you are in a mixed group of people, male and female. Practise talking to females, just for conversation. Socialising is a skill, it improves as you use it.
Key factors are: exposure and practice. The more females you talk to, and the more time you spend talking to them, the better.
Good luck.

You need to use ball sweat as perfume to attract females you retard

Got any scientific links to back these claims?

ur mom's butthole

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nofap is good for your mental

M-mummy is this true?

I just came after 5 days of nofap, and my cum looks like custard!

Fucking based, I hope you used that testosterone energy prior to smacking the monkey for workout superposes.

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I'd rather explore other avenues of sexual conquest, tbqhwyfamidktho.

Muh fucken ID. This calls for shitposting.
take the horsepill you fucking faggots, wasting your energy on disgusting used-up roasties when you could be atop your dreamgrill riding off into the sunset or some shit..

sage

Human Roastie:

Hros:
>user you have apples? (((da​tamin​ing)))

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A nigger pony with pink hair? (((da​tamin​ing)))

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A Nigger MLP? (((da​tamin​ing))) WTF is this shit? (((da​tamin​ing)))

That kid got me hard