Cuckchan goes Pay to Post

you're a retard with no foresight
if enough good goyim fall for it, it will spread to other boards
they won't, hopefully
but then again they are retarded enough to still use cuckchan at all so who knows

That and probably make it so paying users can post larger files and sound webms site-wide too perhaps. Then with all those pass credentials he'll sell that personal information and user post history off to a third party site.

The horror

Checked and kekked, have an ancient webm I got 2 years back.

We flood the /ara/ board and make it about milfs and politics.

That amount of "if's" in your post was enough to disregard it

Milf/pol/? I can see drawfags having fun with that one.

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Of course jews don't have to pay. They paid so dearly during the holocaust. Only an animal would ask them to pay more.

Remember that old 4chan image with all the corporate sponsors, the premium pass, the banning for anti-gay stuff and upvotes?

It reminds me of how Brass Eye was matched and surpassed by the MSM's race to the bottom.

Six and a half minutes of heavy flow autism.
This is how you fight the mods.

I can post there just fine

Those goons really do need to be gassed.

www.nido.org/int/index.html

Fuck off

Stay poor, Bernstein.

>Guys can you believe that [You need to become at least a Silver level member to view the rest of this post]

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Are you telling me paying $15 a month for WoW for the last 30 years didn't make me a super elite goy?

Fukken saved

4chan is the new SA?

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Sweet, cuckchan's going the way of something awful.

It's no laughing matter. The influx of 4chan users could tip the [you cannot view the rest of this post unless you have an 8ch.net premium account]

HERESY

Soon they will have their very own 2*10bux brigade.

Just post nazi posts. Normies hate that. Gore runs off "lol im a grill", and post hanging degenerates to run off the rest.

Mudslime degenerate removal pics value is going to go through the roof. Start investing now before you get shut out like late bitcoin crowds

don't worry just follow the plan

Gore doesn't scare anybody on a site with a filter option.

What did he mean by this?

Check out pic related from the habbening sticky, they actually fucking did it!!!
Some user snapped it from his phone just now

the absolute Madman!

the great migration to 127.0.0.1:43110/0chan.bit begins

What. The. Fuck.

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You can't be this much of a newfag, you must be kidding.

does this mean that [you cannot view the rest of this post unless you have an 8ch.net premium account]

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

i don't even know whats real anymore

I didn't hear about this. That's insane. You crazy motherfuckers are going to crash this plane.

Do you feel in charge?

why the fuck would he do that.

Bane always finds a way

I'm pretty sure that counts as cp
reported

I'm not sure how i should feel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

have a rare

wow, what the fuck dude.

I don't see the problem. Idiots get their super secret /vip/ club for shekels and help to keep the site running for everyone else.

they finally put the nail in the coffin for the old place, these people are truly evil.

Reported, go back to SA

God damn, there's always an idiot who's perfectly fine with eating shit.

I rarely browse 4chan since 2014.

Spotted the lolberg nihilist

Just take the easy way out and hang yourself since nothing matters

Well a site has bills to pay and they gotta pay them somehow. The elites do want to shut down Holla Forums and would happily pressure Hiroyuki into doing so by cutting off ad revenue. My bet is that Hiroyuki may be making this up as a context to do whatever the fuck he wants. It is known that he has plenty of money from data mining the fuck out of Japan via 2ch users (and presumably here too but IDK about that) so him going broke off of 4chins seems unlikely.

It'll be like SA very soon, there is no way to effectively monetize a chan.

The best idea so far was 420-chan's shitty online store where people could buy merchandise with stale memes on it.

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HiroTax

Are you slow?

What? Since when do I have premium?

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If you haven't left 4chan for good already, why would this be the tipping point for you?

What is your proposal to keep 4chan running instead?

If money really was an issue, why not a pay for sticky slot on board?

2 sticky slots on the front page, auctions on the hour for ownership of the slot.

Holla Forums and Holla Forums would be effectively monetized. Mostly because there'll be asshats who want to troll and would pay cash for the opportunity to stick something stupid there. General posters would probably give no shits because people don't only look at the first page.

Seems like a decent enough approach compared to pass.

Guys, stop being dicks, I cant afford the subscription charge at the moment, stop posting premium pics.

4chan is wall to wall cancer, there is nothing other than cancer there. It has died long ago, 2 years ago was just when we couldn't hold our nose any longer.

We don't give a shit about cuckchan. Stop making these retarded threads.

Or just drop the porn boards full of shitty soundless webms and a decades worth of reposts. It's not like sadpanda doesn't exist.

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Sounds like a good option, but I don't want them to bring their filth here.

Just posted to cuck/pol/.

Pic related.

I can't even understand how should I ask what's going on anymore.

why not both?

I just bought a gold account but I can't see the text, am I doing something wrong?

you think that's edgy?

Whoops, forgot the verification email.

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kek

Me neither, which is why cuckchan must continue on in its comatose state.

Paid stickies are just such a fundamental middle finger to the concept of image boards. Though if it would happen anywhere it would be cuckchan.
We just need a Holla Forums fundraiser to buy it ourselves to maintain the integrity of the containment.

My fuck, what terrible form

I don't even know what to say to that
go for it

「𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟛」

Remember guys, be as unfriendly as you can to newfags. Every time you see reddit spacing insult them, every time there is a shit thread do the same, every time you spot some shit meme insult them.

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To clarify, an OP quoting a long article and double-spacing it to accommodate lots of formatting isn't using reddit or forum-style spacing.
see: all our permanent stickies

Germany couldn't really into paratroopers.

This is what I expect to happen. Working with datamining companies is pretty tame compared to knowingly serving malicious ads and he already does that. He's done this shit before and he openly does worse, so I see no reason why he wouldn't do this.

On a semi-related note, is Jim ever going to implement that Ronin thing? It's been on hold for ever.

4chan isn't having money troubles, Hiroyuki is just trying to push monetizing that people wouldn't accept otherwise by saying that the site will die without it. 4chan is his personal piggy bank at this point.

This, or he just sold it to Lowtax under the table.
No, because vichan is fucking garbage and he doesn't really know how to. That was the entire point of infinity next, this site is protected because it runs on software cobbled together with alcohol, duct-tape, and pure meme-magic.

I hope this works

'no'
If you don't already know about the only viable alternative to 8ch you missed a pretty fun boat to be on.

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Just send them over to >>>/4chan/

No, just send them to hell. Insult them, ridicule them.

So migration to 1488chan when?

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Interesting, the VIPPER legacy rears its head one again.

Last I checked this wasnt real and is actually a prank.

Why don't they just axe the porn boards? A lot of data going through those I would imagine and they don't have proper communities (I think?)

There goes 90% of the userbase

See

What is Ronin?

And nothing of value was lost…

Hotwheels tried to monetize TOR users and solve the spam "problem" at the same time, by effetively making an Holla Forums pass for them to bypass the post restrictions. He got roundly mocked for this, then got rekt when he made free Tor image posting a board option and the CP flood never came.

Either he or Jim removed the year-old "trial" option, to prepare to refloat the idea now that there's a shitload of redditors here and on Holla Forums.

Hiroyuki is just a yellow jew.

Look who it is again, ID 000000! I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "000000" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Do you people fact-check even ONCE before shifting into maximum shitposting?

2/10

makes me want to buy one just to gorespam that fucker

Hey moot, I hope you choke to death.

boards.4chan.org/vip/
archive.is/bEmKo

Cuckchan serves as a useful buffer to keep newfags and other general refuse off of our board. Anything that continues its existence as a filter is good. Get off of your signalling-high and realize the practicality of things.

boards.4chan.org/vip

mitsubishi nintendo is king shitlord, he even put
as a legit option for the future of the site

As long as cuckchan/pol/ still exists for free, hopefully they'll stay there

I wonder how this guy feels now.

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That man is about to die, right?

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cuckchanners play 40 dollars a year if they bother with that shit

We're still okay but I recommend we all post 600x more smug nazi lolis just to be sure we scare off any refugee scouts.

I think somebody is jealous

user-kun, please…

I have a feeling it's not gonna help, though. That site is fucked either way - it's gonna become "anonymous" SA which will die soon afterwards because of low userbase, or it's just gonna die outright because the passes will not generate enough money to save it even for a few months.

There will be An Hiro soon.

Also,

On cuckchan, summer is endless.

Fuck off we're full!

I don't think you understand how fully and truly bad that is. Goondom is some sort of horrifying cancer; instead of having ideas fall or rise based on their merit (that is, like they will on Holla Forums), they'll rise or fall based on who's willing to blow 10bux or who's in favor of the mods (that is, like on SA, EVE, Twitter, etc.)

If this takes off, then 4chan is basically another SA. That is, a place where mods completely control their users, and where people start being afraid of pissing off some mod (lest they get banned for disagreeing with them).

Brave Witches soon.

Hey guys, look at ttps://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/783365416328564737

DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

top kek

archive of tweet: archive.fo/gyfDN

Plebs.

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archive.is/gyfDN

Call it a hunch, but this sounds oddly poetic.

You just gave me a wave of nostalgia
oh YOU

You're a small guy.

thsi

I agree, but what's two threads compared to the rest of the board? Either way it'll be a shill thread or a troll/bait thread taking a slot. And, what with so many people paying for DLC and p2w in freemium games, a portion of those people are imageboarders. They're likely to pay up.

There's still all the other threads active; so even with bait or shilling taking up a thread or two, people aren't going to post or let it take too much of their attention.

It generates revenue from the site, money that can be put into servers. Probably will make Japmoot happier with his purchase.

Based on the pic I bet he feels jewish

That's a big account.

Looks more like reality every day.

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What's next? Premium cuckchan DLC?

Yes, but the media isn't talking about forced memes like porky or that frog on a unicycle, it's talking about 1488 Barbie, I mean Pepe.

Can I buy a pass and just spam THIS BOARD IS FOR FAGGOTS BLESS THE SURGEON GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW PEPPE DID NOTHING WRONG and be like "lol paying customer, can't get banned"

"Hey goys, moot here. Come play Moot vs. Moonman, where I stop le ebin ray cyst by throwing luggage!"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry…they seriously drew stupid bunny pictures only to be cucked

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They're goint to create an internet community that will be as full of itself and insufferable as SA is these days. Great.

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fag

Your math skills are pretty impressive, user. Could you come over and count my money?

Shit cuckchan really is forming up to our nightmares. I wonder if it will be like and where I once laughed now I expect it.

Who fucking cares? For fuck's sake we left two years ago, why do you niggers keep spamming these faggot threads about it? May as well start making threads about somethingawful at this point.

Kill yourself.

>>>Holla Forums

I was banned from cuckchan for posting gore because it triggered newfags, meanwhile Trump BTFO and 'really made me think' threads were fine according to the mods.

Reminder that the liberal faggots on cuckchan will move here if it goes down
/monster/s Nationstates group tripped over this thread
archive.is/3PIDe
archive.is/wA14F
archive.is/T82sD
forum.nationstates .net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=391127

If you still think that normalfags/sjws are not coming here because it's too "offensive" and "disgusting", you are retarded. They WILL come here if it goes down. The shit we have recently seen here on Holla Forums implying it's not only CTR that does these shit threads is nothing against what will come.
If they can set foot here, halfchans history will only repeat itself.

How is halfchan still active enough to not shut down? There's no excuse for continuing to browse halfchan after the first time. Not even because of gamergate and censorship or anything. But because halfchan had been irredeamable shit for years anyway and you should have leapt at the opportunity of a viable alternative. Anyone who waited to stop browsing is a cuck without standards or principles.

Great, soon a new influx of
and a massive assortment of other pointless threads.

Looking forward to it.

This was the idea of the self serve ads back in 2012, the novelty lasted for less than two or three days

I'm calling it. By the end of the month either Martin or Cernovich and Co will own cuckchan.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TELL THEM TO GO TO ENDCHAN.XYZ AND 8CH.PL YOU STUPID NIGGERS

Anybody weirded out by the posting mannerisms at 4/pol/? They don't even resemble something a channer would write anymore.

None of them, idiot. Hiro was lying about 4chan going under, just like 2ch warned us?

They are stuck in the hell of berenstain universe, we moved on into the good bernstein universe.

Enjoy the ride.

So Hiro is just jewing like he did on 2channel?

Hmm it seems that you have 100 shekels here, wait no it was 80 shekels, actually you only have 50 shekels. No there are no shekels in my nose goy.

Exactly

Cuckchan should've listened to AWM.

Then just as long as he doesn't fuck up Holla Forums to bad then I don't care.

Honestly I consider 4/pol/ incredibly useful because it allows a massive influx of new people into imageboard culture and helps spread redpills while at the same time not fucking with quality discussion here.

Best of both worlds.

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What's a better alternative for normalfags and faggot redditors looking for relative free speech?

Yes it's extremely useful from a utilitarian perspective even if it's cancerous compared to Holla Forums.

It'll only happen if you let them, they already hate you guys for being "too serious".

here's an example:

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/91620030#p91620030

Ya and we got way more shit done then them in the last year.

They're kids. I used to feel the same way about 7chan. It seemed so stuffy and dull. Now the less wacky approach appeals to me, and whenever I peek in on 4chan I feel like an old man hanging around a playground.

Something awful wasted no time then.

I know this feel

this guy:

has a point.

4chan is the tip of the iceberg of imageboards m8, it's the gateway to redpilling the world.

You need people to post memes on cucked social media so they gain momentum friend

it's part of the science of meme magick

Hiro isn't gonna turn down offers from a man worth $100 million and several millionaire investors. If he sees an offer he'll take it.

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Except everyone on cuckchan now knows about his shit. He knows people are furious at him. /vip/ is slowing down dramatically now, and I can't see newfags buying the cuckchan passes considering they get almost nothing out of it.

The goal is to pressure Hiro. He's already feeling the heat, hence why he might really be considering selling the site off and bailing with millions in cash. He thought cuckchan would have forgotten all about his little datamining on 2ch, but he got proven wrong big time.

I thought people liked joot.
It helps that the guy isn't posting pics of himself with Nick Denton.

I don't bother going there. What about said mannerisms is odd or disturbing?

This

Even with all the garbage it moves so fast and is so large there is always guaranteed to be a good thread.

(checked)
History repeats itself one way or another.

I definitely understand this but I can't help but feel we could use for fun as well sometimes. Oh well, we'll try our best to strike a balance. 4 can be for all the funposting and 8 is about Holla Forums.

Seeing how Christopher Pooleberg already sold his soul to jewgle and everybody hates Hiro and if they're lucky one of them will be angry enough to kill him, I think this is a good day.

I'm glad hotwheels reduced the price of Extreme to only $99.99 per year.

Martin has pulled out. Now it's all down to Mike Cernovich and his Investors.

If cuckchan can ever be saved, this is the last chance they have.

fake premium users detected.

pls no bully guys.

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pls no bully guys.>>7780608

I sincerely don't know what 'reddit spacing' is, I don't even visit reddit.

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What the fuck is this shit? We stand our ground.

The real world, user.
You cannot live on imageboards forever

There are no anti-bully rangers here

You came to the wrong place, motherfucker.

You suggesting we all join tradworker.org/

We've been getting waves of them since spring, especially with the increased media coverage. This would be a good time for anons to make some classic red pill dump threads.

Disturbing.

If you don't know already, fuck off. The migration already happened.