Holla Forums is the beans board, right? what is the best way to prepare beans and why is it baked?
Holla Forums is the beans board, right? what is the best way to prepare beans and why is it baked?
Sebastian Thomas
Jaxon Lee
just buy beans in cans. Preparing beans takes a lot of time and it is very tedious. Don't buy baked beans though, they are packed with sugar.
Jackson Wood
how do you recommend preparing beans?
Lucas Martinez
Get a wide-spout funnel.
Put it in your ass.
Fill up your ass with as many beans as it can hold.
Keep them there until warmed through evenly.
Shit them out into a bowl.
Drizzle liberally with ketchup.
Eat your bloody shit colon-baked beans.
Joseph Sullivan
I don't recommend preparing beans. Like I said, just buy them in cans. It takes like 3 hours to prepare beans. Buy pinto beans in a can and just insert them into your meal, use seasonings and the like.
Camden Rogers
you know its people like you who ruin this board
David Ramirez
There, OP.
There is the junior high 13 year old level answer that your post was looking for.
Now fuck off back to 4chan.
Carter Collins
sorry, i misunderstood what you meant
Henry Reed
fuck you nice trips
Caleb Williams
No, it is people like you who take themselves and this board so seriously that have ruined this board. You and the autistic cunt who owns it.
Ian Jones
im not autistic though. and besides, isnt your post like the pot calling the kettel black? fucking retard
Camden Gonzalez
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John Bell
What a waste of perfectly good beans.
Jace Lewis
Savory Sundays: Macedonian Style Baked Beans {Tavce Gravce}
diethood.com
enjoy
Charles Robinson
Goddamn, that girl must have a small head or that can is massive.
Luke Jackson
Faggot!
Jackson Anderson
Sugar is bad when it's packed into foods to compliment the taste. Sugar that is derived from natural food sources is okay and it is necessary. Baked beans are packed with high fructose corn syrup and other forms of unnatural sugars.
Matthew Mitchell
beans are great
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Isaiah Mitchell
How do you know that baked beans are packed with unnatural sugars, FAGGOT?
Christian Phillips
Because High-fructose corn syrup is a sweetener. It's not a sugar, it was artificially created.
Isaac Torres
You just said it was a sweetener and not a sugar, brainlet. You're a brainlet.
Ian Hughes
Just because he sucked your dick that one time at the 7-11 bathroom gloryhole, does not make him a faggot. So you need to apologize to him.
Robert Nelson
yeah, I did. What's your point?
Juan Cook
Beans in chilli? Y/N
Austin Moore
dumb fucking question. chili without beans isn't chili.
Ethan Williams
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Jeremiah James
My favorite bean dish is red beans and rice. Also if you cook beans often it's probably worth it to buy a pressure cooker. It cuts like two thirds of the cooking time, you also don't need to soak your beans overnight.
Camden Sanders
So why would you complain about baked beans being high in sugar when sweetener is not a sugar, you gay retarded faggot?
Jace Lewis
Wyatt Myers
If I use it as a topping then no beans, if I eat it on its own I prefer them with pinto beans. But that's just me.
Lincoln Nelson
yeah just wake up at 6 AM so you can have something on the table by midnight
Evan Mitchell
which bean is beanest?
Elijah Diaz
My recipe:
1 can of red beans
5 cloves of garlic
1 onion
1 cup of white rice
cumin, salt, pepper by taste
1. sauté garlic and onion until golden
2. drain beans and put into the pan
3. add the spices
4. add the cooked rice
James Long
Pedro is beanest
Jason Martin
You have to DRAIN them after soaking them overnight. Soaking them remove the part that is undigestable. Why would you soak them and just keep all that stuff in the water that makes you fart. Think about why you do things.
Camden Phillips
best way to prepare beans is to flick them over a wall
you wait to let them dry and become legaled be carefull not all can be legaled and some will be toxic
when they are fully legaled they are ready and you can bring them over the wall again
Caleb Gonzalez
PERUVIAN LLAMA SEMEN
Ethan Baker
i dont like beans
Andrew Mitchell
That's called Texas Chili
New Mexico Chili is the best, it has beans and hatch peppers added, add some saltines and you're in hog heaven
Adam James
will make you bleed thru the anus
Angel Perry
Upvoted
Jose Fisher
second
Isaiah Morgan
Lightly salted beans are best. I personally cum in my beans, because i'm gay and like the taste of cum. Cum beans > regular beans (but only when i personally approve of the person cumming in my beans!)
Joseph Lee
This is, in fact, a recipie for making a LOLI!
Noah Lewis
Faggoted degenerate you just love to fart all night.