It's common knowledge that the hotter a girl is, the more "stuff" you would let her do to you

It's common knowledge that the hotter a girl is, the more "stuff" you would let her do to you.

Witness: The Wolf of Wall Street when Margot Robbie first appears. Comments like, "I'd let her give me AIDS" and "I'd do her if she were my sister" try to outdo each other to show how "hot" she is.

In that spirit then, are there any girls you would reasonably consider letting shit in your mouth? The payoff would of course be, you'd get to sleep with her/be her boyfriend/do anal…whatever act floats your boat. Maybe it's just meeting her and getting her autograph.

You can pick any celeb crush or person we don't know about. But who would you consider and why? And please post pictures of said dream girls.

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Tough question but if I go on my first thought then I'd have to pick pre pubescent Emma Watson.
Because she was the innocent teacher's pet. Having my way with her is priceless.
I cant post pictures because dysnomia is being an erratic faggot as usual but just imagine a little Emma Watson :3

I could do Emma from the 3rd HP but no further back than that. Interesting choice though.

Mine may be the pic related, but also Margot Robbie, of which I have no pics saved.

Your evidence is a quote from a movie

It's less about how hot the girl is, and more about how horny the guy is. Bang a different girl every day for 2 weeks, then answer the question. You'd be like, no man she's not even hot enough to do even without the AIDS.

yeah what the fuck? HP1 was the cutest emma

OP confirmed as retard.
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My 12-yo neice

Jordyn Jones

There's this relatively new thing called "having dignity" OP.

I would fuck her in her skinny ass.

It's all fund and games until their skin starts to sag.

There is a pretty good chance i wouldnt give it a change to sag.

I especially like the gif, it is like he set of a certain reaction, despite this being porn, the reaction seems to be genuine.

I would anything Zhenya asked me to do tbh

You're right with that common knowledge, Frank. That's actually quite fucking weird isn't it? I don't put up with ugly beings, I tell them to fuck off. But more attractive beings I put up with. Fascinating, and logical. Jesus fucking christ

She doesn't care about you. She'd just tell you to make her more exqisuit russian recipes. Sick fucking pedo

i woukd gladly do that

This is secret pedo code. They replace the L for "Let the little girls be" and put K which means "kiss the little girls" He was trying to clever and witty and trying to fool me with his silly mystrious made up pedophile internet 4chan slang.

I've never been on halfchan tbh

You sicken me. As an anti-pedo I say Lets start a clean debate. Fuck you diseased braindead dragdown. Fucking pedos

You really are a bright person.

As long as you can see the light. Pedos don't serve to have bright futures. They deserve the darkiest and gloomiest of torture.

Thats very discriminatory of you, user. We are people too. We too have feelings

Feelings for young children, no doubt

True, but not only, you know? Take me for example. I ma a non-exclusive pedo. Wich means, i can feel attraction to adult women as well.

Don't be okay with this disease you have. No one else thinks it's okay either. I can't continue this debate any longer actually, I might come back in 2 hours see ya

Who says i am ok? I know i have a problem, but i can´t turn this off. So might as well accept it, dont you think? See ya. Be safe user.

There was no debate becauss you started with an ad hominem.

I was pranked by my 12-yo neice… I thought she was only messing with my head, when she said she wanted to fuck me.
I was wrong.
It was incredible.

user, in this situation, most anons usually just post the word "bump"
but i'll give you a 3/10 for effort

The only thing i want to hold in my hands is nice titties.

Not evidence, that's an example you fucking dipshit.

Actually a valid counterpoint. If I were getting laid on the regular, I probably would not have even half the kinks I currently have that come from porn.

That being said, the premise of your point is that a guy can basically get laid by most of the women he finds attractive on a regular basis, which is really only the case for a small percentage of very lucky men.

Oh please, I lost that ages ago, right around the time I got to college and realized I still hadn't been on a fucking date and that that wasn't going to change by the time I graduated. Sorry to have tarnished the fine character of this sophisticated culture lmfao.

I didn't really feel strongly about this until i saw a FB post recently with a pretty hot girl saying something like, 'yeah guys, we know we're crazy but unless you want to keep fucking your hand you have to keep putting up with us.' It reminded me of Wolf of Wall Street and made me think and want to get a discussion going.

I'd do anything short of shooting up a school if my sister let me smash. Eating her shit would be childs play. I'm not even kidding, tbh.

I see so many women with this same exact look daily.

She's that hot huh? That'd be so weird to be related to someone like that, especially your sister.

I am related to my sister, but only thru my parents

underrated tbh

I do believe if a girl ever defecated in my mouth, it would pretty much ruin sex for me for the rest of my entire life.

no.

retarded tbh

A woman is worth as much as you make them worth. If you value her less than yourself, you'd never do anything outside of a simple greeting to garner her attention if that.

Y'all some sad motherfuckers

Of course there are some women I'd let shit in my mouth in exchange for fucking/dating them.

They just don't reside in this plane of existence.

I'd willingly eat her shit

Is there an upvote button somewhere? How do I give this guy 8gold?

I don't know man. Certain people I think I would let it slide.

I am indeed a sad mother fucker. You see, it doesn't matter how I treat women, with respect, without respect, give them the attention they crave, or play or ignore them, compliments or insults….it doesn't matter dude. I'm not attractive and what's worse, I'm shy and terrible at talking to people and making friends. At 28 years old that will never change, so, who really gives a shit to be completely honest. You say it as if I haven't already accepted my fucking lot in life.

She honestly wouldn't have to reciprocate anything at all, I'd just be happy with that and that alone in her case. Hell it'd be a fucking honor.

If you make good money, being able to start and continue a conversation means nothing

Yeah, nah, it's pretty much diametrically opposed to sex with a beautiful baby. I could never reconcile eating her shit unless the reward was much greater. Keep in mind, the anticipation of something is most often greater than having it.

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if u consider ltting a chick shit in your mouth, u r pussywhipped subhuman filth

I believe in loving hand holding, gentle head pats, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the sole purpose of reproduction.

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As someone that sleeps in a hammock instead of a bed, this looks entirely uncomfortable.

Used to have a hammock, they are comfy. And I assume they are even better if you share them with a qt.

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naztrovia comrades

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YASS!!!!

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The answer is no, there's no pussy I would ever place on a pedestal high enough to let them shit in my mouth. There's one single female specimen on this planet that I would like to be involved with, but if her term was "I have to be able to shit in your mouth at least once," that'd be a deal breaker. If you like shitting in your mouth, then hey, that's fine. But have some fucking self-respect and some dignity, if you're not both into shit eating then don't fucking go there. Because if you aren't into shit eating, it will ruin everything for you, you will never be able to forget the moment when someone shit in your fucking mouth.

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Because you would rather have a man do it.

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Hey gay porn spammer guy, you know with IDs turned back on, we don't have to see your faggoty shit. We just filter you by ID and you're gone.

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Yeah sure, hammock boy.

Are you tah h4xxin pwnz0rz??

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Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas…

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if a movie is evidence of your argument I guess table games can alter our universe