Would you?

He gets to suck your dick for $1000, he takes you in his ass for $10000, you suck his dick for $10000000, or he fucks you in the ass for $1 billion?

I'd do it all tbh

datamining thread do not reply

Don't even know why I even googled that. American numbers and scales are just wrong

I'll go for the 10K, not further.

But data miner? That's gay don't be gay in \b\ this please is a safe place for lolis

Seriously fucko, how is this datamining?

reminder to not respond to dataminers

Definitely this. I mean it is 1 billion dollar.

If you really care so much about this 'datamining' just give it a try and explain it. All you do is respond with one sentence or one pic. It's just about you feeling better then everyone else..

Defo


What are they referring to as datamining?

beats me, I'm guessing either he's an autist really into government or company privacy invasion, or he's just trying to derail

I'm all for privacy myself, that's why I'm here instead of on facebook

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Woohoo I'm gonna be rich. $10M baby. But of course she has to suck mine too.

Bailey can fuck me in the ass for free any time. Getting any amount of money for it would just be gravy.

Max of two picks

Sorry I'm not a mathematician, was just pointing out the crazy differences between uses of billions/trillions.. in EU/VS. That and the refusal to adopt the decimal system should be enough for anyone who cares a little about math to at least find some means of consent.

Americans do use the decimal system.

Sorry to offend you, I just go nuts when I see gallons, inches, yards and such.

kys

I'm not offended. But the decimal system (base-10 numbers) don't have anything to do with Imperial measurements.

Do you mean the metric system? SI (Système international)?

Anyway. This has disappointingly little to do with Bailey's delicious cock. Though I wonder about its circumference in centimeters, I guess.

How about calculating the depth of his throat and asshole or yours (if you're willing to be the bottom)

I mixed up decimal and metric I guess. Je m'excuse in my best french.

But you're right, we're steering away from what's important. Bailey

HEY NIGGERS I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME BUT I WAS FRIENDS WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS AND HAD A CHANCE TO MEET HER BUT THINGS WERE ROCKY BY THAT POINT SO I OPTED OUT.

I used to bareback the friend who was a fully grown man who crossdressed and would get a beard if he didn't shave. I kissed him like he was a bitch and made him cum anally. Was fun. But he was a stupid vapid cunt. Like most homosexuals. Not all. Same with people…most are shit. Not all.

I believe you. Almost meeting a B-list porn star isn't that unbelievable.

Was this before she was married?

After. I remember my fb talking about Baileys hubby so yea after.

Total turnoff.

Ah, maybe just as well, then. Before she got married, she'd top anything with a pulse. I wish I could have met her in those days.

I mean, how long is it going to take him to cum?

I ain't sucking cock or taking dick in the ass if it's going to take longer than ten minutes. If he can bust in my ass within 3 minutes that would be ideal.

don't word things ambiguously

am i the one paying her (him)?

bruh i'll suck his dick if i get ten million dollars for it

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It's because dumb American journalists wanted to write sensational pieces about American "billionaires" and they didn't understand the math. But like every mistake Americans make with English, they just say "fuck you that's how it works over here" because the dumb fucks cant spell words properly either like colour.

It's not scaled properly you dumb fuck that's the point.

just post more god damn bailey dickporn!

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THIS
million < milliard < billion < billiard

snooker > billiards tbh

pool beats both tbh

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I'd do that stuff for free tbh, B.J. is hawt

Traps are gay tho

ONLY if he was Thai. White traps make me wanna puke

t. racist

w-would she love me then, op?

no thank you, i aint a whore!

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