CALIFORNIA HABBENING #2: BRAISE GEG EDITION

LAST THREAD
BASICALLY THIS:
>archive.fo/uVwlZ
and he did
70% of last thread was checkems and amazing gets, confirming LA happenings
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/STnal
archive.is/fPVpB
youtube.com/watch?v=iOucwX7Z1HU
youtube.com/watch?v=NuNuxGVxrMU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypress_Street_Viaduct
youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I was so close! It's hard to be patient when the Kek is so great.

archive.is/STnal
ARCHIVE FOR FUTURE MEME MAGIC REFRENCE

Apparently we've hit the magic 440ppm carbon in the atmosphere too, so it looks like we're all gonna die before Christmas.

It's been fun, yo.

archive.is/fPVpB

Hope you commiefornians myself included survive. Kek would not want to lose his tadpoles yet, but see them grow into their own large frogs.

To all Califags here, They're expecting some of us at the wreckage brother.

california needs to be obliterated anyway

Kek loves patience
We do too.
Kek has waited many years to hand us this election
But we also contributed into that.

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A lot of ENERGY in that thread.

I hope we get qt aryans out of this

This exact shit happens like every 3 years.

The last thread was the most statistically impossible and beautiful thread I've ever seen on Holla Forums. Some particularly autistic user needs to count up the occurrences of repeating digits and compare its ratio to the 1-in-10 expected probability, if only to see the extent to which KEK was smiling on us.

FeelsGoodMan

Get yourselves into the mood

But this is fire monkey user
Something really big is bound to happen

Jesus Christ, OP, watch what you're meming.

Double dubs.

Will the same magic inhabit this thread as the last?

Wew. You too, lad.

First repeating digits in the thread checked.

And next year is fire cock, the true year for chaos and change. It will be the fire from which the white phoenix will arise.

Chaos confirmed. Strap in lads the black moon is creating some extremely potent magic.

To late to slow down now
PRAISE KEK

(double heil'd)
AND THE FIRE RISES

White Phoenix confirmed.

The magic remains.

Next year Ascension confirmed.

It's happening again!

KEK

GET THAT GEG THE HELL OUT OF HERE
KEK, NOT GEG

Would a blend of Pepe and Spurdo be Pedro?

IT CAN'T BE STOPPED

The magic is also spreading everyone here is gaining a boost in powers.

THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT IS TO FLUSH IT ALL AWAY

Jesus Christ lads. It's happening.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice gets boys

rolling for historic tsunami hitting japan and philippines

Nice get yourself, Shadilay fellow magicians.

Nice get yourself

Well, we all have to die sometime.

HAHA, TIME FOR『HEAVEN』!

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Trips say Yes!

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WEW
PRAISE KEK

The jews still won't lower the rent.

I am a bit of a learning curve for this peculiar buy a new one of the best way to get them out of town for a bit of time

We are all connected by the bond of Kek, our shitposting makes us stronger.

Can you feel it, can you feel the high energy, the magic, we have harnessed it, our very souls' components, memes.
We raise now and for ever.
PRAISE KEK

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Once more in English

REMINDER THAT AFTER FIRE COCK, COMES THE EARTH DOG

AFTER THE FIRES HAVE DIED DOWN WE SHALL BUILD OUR HOUSE ON THE ROCK

SHADILAY

What happens if you get every get?

my body is reggie

Forever!

Thanks ching chongs for your meme philosiphy

GRIFFITH

PRAISE KEK

It would clearly be Spepe

Already so many gets, let the magic fester in each of us

THE WHITE PHOENIX WILL RISE
PRAISE KEK

top kek

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RISE MEMETIC FIRE
RISE
AND SWALLOW THE HOOKED NOSE
SWALLOW CALIFORNIA

How do I quaked earth?

Israel falls into the Red Sea.

Fiery truth, burn the evil world
Fiery truth, light the dark world

habbening

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN
SO LET IT BE MEMED

By generating meme magic

We should rename it to the Green Sea after Lord Kek has his way with the merchants.

Interesting. I've been listening to Aenima by Tool for the last 2 days now nonstop. It's been pouring rain here on the east coast as well and we're going to have a hurricane hitting us pretty soon started after I started listening to that song m8
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
kek please flush it all away

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Frog me to the moon
So I can laugh among the stars
Let me see if Kek is there
On ;^)piter and Mars
In other words
PRAISE BE KEK
In other words
Darling, shitpost

Fill my sides with keks
So they can leave forever more
You're the only deity I worship and adore
In other words
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
PRAISE BE KEK
Check dubs, too.

If Kek wills it, it will be so.

Kek would at least leave us the pleasure of turning into glass ourselves

WEW

nice song

I'm stuck in San Diego for work until tomorrow, can the happening be delayed until I fly out of this commie-infested shit tier state?

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THIS WILL BE A WILD RIDE

Noice!

We were here.

Kek will spare you, but the gets pf the other thread show that the happening will not be delayed.

OH SHIT NIGGER
Can dubs save this poor user?

NO

Spared.

*sigh*

Confirmed you will survive. I'm not sighing because you'll live, but because of the delay.

I think this counts

Check'd.

Welp and this thread shows it to.
HAPPENING NOT CANCELED, NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN

NOT SO FAST, FAGGOT

NONE SHALL ESCAPE

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I am here to join the feast, brothers.

SHADILAY

Are we memeing california out of existence or not?

The posts say watch your ass, user. Devil take the hindmost.

What do you think user?
WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN, BURN IT DOWN!

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We did that on the last thread. California is toast.

All those retards talking shit about trump in
one area have just fucked themselves into
the ocean, brangelina style. good riddance, praise kek!

it's finally happening

nah, guys
it's just Geg.
He tried to take over Kek's operations from time to time and kinda flubs things. He's the retard in the pantheon.

When people shitpost repeatedly, you're going to get repeating digits. user.

The odds were not 1-in-10

Burning confirmed.

im on it.

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The fire shall rise and wipe all the degenerates out! It is KEK's will!

welp, I guess that's that

OSHITNIGGA

Follow the damn happening train, CJ!

dob geg :D

Geg is just how spurdo says kek
OR it is the kek of spurdos dimension

Memeologist here the odds are 14/88

(last for memes)

It will happen.

I LOL'd SO HARD at this.

Big earthquake in a big city, there's bound to be a fire before the blub blub into the ocean.

FOR HOW LONG HAVE THESE DUBS GONE UNCHECKED?

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If dubs gaifornia will be erased along with mexico

CONFIRMED that geg is the SPurdo dimensions kek

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With all the gets in this thread, may Kek bring us『HEAVEN』

You are playing with powers you do not comprehend. Cease at once.

Consider this your last warning.

AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

jesus christ

(check'd)
I'm sorry blessed prophet of kek.

They're habbening so much, it's hard to keep up.

CHICKEN
TENDERRRRSSS

Hello?

HEAVEN UNTO ALL THE TADPOLES OF KEK

Is it already that close to Florida? Noice. It's going to hit that northern current and wreck the east coast.

learn to swim

absolved

KEK ACCEPTS

KEK SALVATION COMMITTEE REPORT IN

Fugh!

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Under whose authority? Kek shall overcome the owl and destory all other false gods.

Missed one.

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last i checked its directly south of florida down over like jamaica. still a ways off but its coming.

Floridanon here :comfy:

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Will kek lead us to the promised chan?

Memetic Overdrive
Initiate CA destruct sequence in 3, 2, 1

WEW LADS IT'S HAPPENING

YES
EAT SHIT MOLOCH

KEK WILL DESTROY COMMIEFORNIA CREATING A USA REFUGEE CRISIS WHICH WILL CONVINCE LIBSHITS TO HELP FELLOW AMERICANS INSTEAD OF IMPORTING 3RD WORLDERS

check for it

GET ONBOARD OR GET RUN THE FUCK OVER, FAGGOT

Fuck you nobody on this shithole rock deserves to live. We're crashing this degenerate world with no survivors.


Yeah realistically they would shame you for being white and thinking you are in a worse situation than a rapefugee.

make the Tsunami so

Califronian here, PRAISE KEK LET IT HAPPEN!

I just wanted to talk shit about anime and vidyas, now I'm a meme magician wtf

Your fates are sealed.

We confirmed the total destruction of California in the first thread.

Judging by this thread it'll be an even beyond our imagining.

Hello?

Kek told me the next dubs are not for me. I serve to bring them to the next of His prophets.

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER

I have a job interview next week in a town that sits right on top of the San Andreas fault. Do with me what you must lord Kek. SHADILAY

AHHHH (checked)

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, YOU BABYRAPING BLACK LODGE MASONIC KIKE FAGGOT

THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL

Indeed. I submit my fate to the lord Kek. Sorry you had to follow the losing side. I will remain smug for you though.

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Check for kek

Would you, could you, in the dark?

MEN, THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT.

KEK IS REAL.

And here is the significance:

Our collective thought, organized into meme magic, has created a movement. Though there are only a few thousand active poster on 8pol, even the MSM couldn't ignore the ancient power we have conjured. We are tapping into a deep form of collective thought based around tight aesthetics and dry humor. Like the redpill, memes take time to fully understand, but once you "get it," it feels good, no doubt about it. Creating your own memes and watching them spread, if you're lucky enough to have them catch on, feels even better. Therein lies the key, in its beautiful simplicity:

It feels good, man.

Just think about it: there are times when you just "have a good feeling" about something, and then it comes true. When you're confident, when you don't doubt yourself, when you feel as though the stars have aligned on a deep, true, uncontrived level–that's when it feels best, and that's when you succeed. It's not something you can force. Notice how KEK very rarely rewards posters who ask for dubs. You just have to feel good, or earnest, on a deep level that you are expressing truth, and you will be rewarded with success. In life, on Holla Forums, this is the way things work.

There is something deeper going on here than physics can explain, and though some of us might be loathe to admit it, it's getting tough to deny. And this is why we scare the powers that be. For so long they have had the monopoly on understanding this deep truth–that we have stumbled upon, and wrought to our benefit.

PRAISE BE TO KEK

Kek sacrifices you for the greater good of white humanity

So what, 1/1550 chance? Those aren't good odds.

t. norcalian.

tru that

We're here to destroy you and everything you love. God sent us.

I'm feeling good about commiefornia getting the 10.0 seismic dick

Except meme magic reduces it to at the very least 3/4 chance
Check the last thread
The gets there were over the top

And what were the odds of this, then?

we will not morn your passage

(checked)

Destruction reconfirmed.

Praise the Holy one. Thank you Kek. Thank you for remembering us as we remember you, God of NEETs and Otakus and bantz

youtube.com/watch?v=iOucwX7Z1HU

This is why.

pepper your angus user for the happening 2.0

If that is what it takes to get to the stars and advance white humanity, then I am willing.

THEN I DIE WHITE, PROUD, AND FUCKING MAGICAL, not in a homo way though

embed faggot

Dank sigil tbh.

Saved.

You'll burn too in Kek's holy happenings

IDK about meme magic affecting events way out of human control

What about the global warming meme?

No Shlomo. Only a little homo

Not a building in all of Calif can withstand it.

Burn for the Cause of humanity
A few lives to save millions more

Like Sodom and Gomorrah

Fuck that shithole. I lived in North Long Beach from 2013 to this year. When I first moved there, it was a white neighborhood and safe. Then the niggers moved in because Compton is BEANED now.

Thank KEK that theyll get submerged, that place has become hell on earth. I wanted to visit mt shasta for esoteric purposes, but if it sinks, that is KEK's will

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Shadilay my nigger.

We understand, user.

braise it

may california lose enough of it's dem voting block with this quake that the state goes red for the first time in god knows how long

Kek wills it yet again

Oooooh yeah, those digits are speaking to me.

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

speak to me digits
SPEAK TO ME!

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Oakland will drown with San Fran.

And niggers can't swim.

Praise Kek.

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I live in Santa Cruz. They expect one of us in the wreckage, and I will bow my head to be he

Haven't been this happy in a while

Shadilay Brothers

L.A will be free of the degeneracy once it happen.

Also, weed cure cancer, even the ones given by internet.

California confirmed the new red state.

california is a big state

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Fucking Shadilay to you, and your digits.

kek wills it

Kek if I may ask only one thing, smite the wicked, let loose the powers of the world to topple the tower of babel and destroy the evil in this world that we may shitpost in peace on our board.


CHECKED.

They speak to us all.

KEKAHU ACKBAR

Checked

There's no way this wasn't meme'd and/or perpetrated by Kek. He's a humorous one.


The Fire Rises, Brother.

PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY

MUSIC FOR THE APPROACHING HABBEDIG

KEK SHADILAYS THAT GET m8

Shadilay, brother

(HEIL'd)

Truly braise kek

SHADILAY

For you

Dubs and we're all getting laid

OH MY FUCK

welp

Kek appears to grant your wish, user.

Praise Him.

MORE DIGITS FOR KEK, MAY HE CONSUME THEM AND GROW MORE POWERFUL AGAINST ALL FOES!

oooooo

for jew

praise

Shadilay brother!

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Shadialy!

Praised

PRAISE KEK
LEARN TO SWIM CALI ANONS

kek io love you

No one will ever understand what we did here tonight.

But we are the heroes of our time.

WE DO NOT MIX THE NORDIC AND EGYPTIAN PANTHEONS OF MEME GODS YOU'LL OVERLOAD THE HAPPENING CHART

Yes, braise him

fuckin nice

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

SHADILAY

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By the way can someone post a webm or mp4 of Shadilay so I can jam out to that shit while comfy af in this thread? Or has it been deleted from the internet?

Praise Him!

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should i be worried or am i fucking fucked

SHADILAY! SHADILAY!

Io love Him too!

so many dubs again
muh dik

Kek loves you too.

Be ready for the end of California, all us commiefornians should be ready.

HE SPEAKS

KIKEWOOD IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED!
PRAISE HEIL KEK!

PRAISE KEK

praised

You're fucked, user. Sorry.

Thank you Lord Kek.

Rip jews
nobody will miss you!

Kek's love rains from the heavens!

the shoah will be hollywood

I'll see you in meme heaven, brother

Kek loves all true anons. Praise Him!

Red.
Not just because of votes.
But because of blood.

KEK, GIVE US THE STRENGTH TO SURVIVE TO THE HAPPENING!

Maybe companies will start making movies based all around the country, without the backdrop of (((freemason))) bullshittery and pedophilia, just good white dudes making good films all over the place. We can free the cinema.

THE BLOOD OF THE VAMPIRE

SHADILAY

braise geg

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I got you brother

Shadilay

GET SWOLE FOR KEK 2016

Degeneracy Central HQ destroyed! What a time to be alive.

SHADILAY

WE WON'T JUST SURVIVE THAT SHIT, WE'LL KICK IT'S ASS

SHOOTIN THEM FOR YA

Let us not forget

Shadilay he hoo!

PRAISE
And reroll

all for the greater good i suppose. It's been gr88 guys

checking dubs checking dubs

SHADILAY

Yes indeed, brother.

muh bad, here's the full song

Checking dubs checking dubs checking dubs, Kek is making a train!

checking dubs checking dubs checking dubs

checking dubs checking dubs checking dubs

checked dubs checking dubs checking dubs

SHADILAY

Looks like alaska is getting fucked here bretty soon too.

LA riots when?

ayy

Haha holy shit

More like total chaos, too many dead and destruction for any niggers or spics to riot.

Is there any place I can get a Pepe daki?

I want to survive to survive the happening to see Trump win.

CALIFAGS REPORT IN MAY KEK GUIDE US THROUGH THE FIRE

Welp, at least the movie came out first.

When the earth opens beneath you, look to the heavens as you fall into the abyss, look for the hand of Kek to reach down into the void and lift you from oblivion.

how bout give us strength to start win the happening

It's 5:11 where I am, I'm listening the music of the user who give song ( youtube.com/watch?v=NuNuxGVxrMU ) and I have a boner.

SHADILAY

Indeed.
PRAISE KEK
SHADILAY
IO TI CREDERÒ

My head is swimming from all the dubs.

A new day is upon us, fam.

DUBS CONFIRM TOTAL CHAOS

Dubs for the digit god!

Any retroactive memetics in there?

Hand of Kek confirmed. He will save you, anons.

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THE JEWS WILL BURN
PRAISE KEK, AND BECOME YOUR OWN GOD WITH KEK LEADING YOU

LEAVE NO DUBS UNCHECKED

Then she will pursue the gods of chaos, whom she created along with the prime parent. She will cast them down into the abyss. They will be obliterated because of their wickedness. For they will come to be like volcanoes and consume one another until they perish at the hand of the prime parent. When he has destroyed them, he will turn against himself and destroy himself until he ceases to exist.

And their heavens will fall one upon the next and their forces will be consumed by fire. Their eternal realms, too, will be overturned. And his heaven will fall and break in two. His […] will fall down upon the […] support them; they will fall into the abyss, and the abyss will be overturned.

The light will […] the darkness and obliterate it: it will be like something that has never been. And the product to which the darkness had been posterior will dissolve. And the deficiency will be plucked out by the root (and thrown) down into the darkness. And the light will withdraw up to its root. And the glory of the unbegotten will appear. And it will fill all the eternal realm.

DAMN KEK

Year of the fire monkey, the fire rises, LA is the subject to thousands of mass destruction movies.

Some of us will be in the wreckage, many could be brothers.

They'll be fine.

so is the power in meme magic derived from group willpower? as in memes are vessels for emotions that others understand, and enough people experiencing the same emotion can influence random things?

reminds me again
HOLLYWOOD WILL BURN

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For every dubs, 9 of us must sacrifice our ambition to dubs. But each of us do it for the great faith and piety of our race.

Hillary will shit herself during a speech in the next days.

dubs confirm hollywood shoah

PRAISE KEK

For what reason would you attempt to damn Kek?
Indeed, I keep saying this but Kek would not let his tadpoles be in any harm.

Praise Kek
Year of the fire monkey
KKK
KEK
KKK

My body is ready. We will take back our homelands lads.

Memes are a collective conscious.
Meme magic works from the collective conscious of our anons making something great real.

That has already been foretold.

Not damning kek, saying damn kek like a nigger says "DAMN WOMAN DAS SUM CHIKIN"

DUBS CONFIRM
PRAISE KEK

Dubs confirm the dubs.

Race war will happen in december

Dubs verifies my claim

Jewlywood burning confirmed.

Dubs confirm, Kek approves of your words.

welp

Those dubs guarantee your safety. Be sure to get some screenshots and report back to us once you get out.

jesus user
we are going so far with this
I cannot stop getting dubs though

When the niggers are weakest due to the cold. Remember, Kek plays six million dimensional chess.

THE EARTHQUAKE WILL BE CALLED "HOLOCAUST"

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Holy shit this groupthink is beyond me. Two different users checking every repeating digits in this thread, and their post numbers are literally adjacent.

FUCKING WHAT ARE THE ODDS???

Ongoing dubs!

WHEW

Sweet merciful fuck please let Commiefornia get wiped off the face of the Earth and take all the holier than thou useless cunt "celebrities" with it.

PLEASE.

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It will happen, on the seventh day, with the coming of >>7777777 .

Cap this.

CHECK'D

Sum chicken confirmed.

Race war in December confirmed.

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You cannot stop
WINNING
Getting tired from winning so much?

10/10

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high energy people cant get tired

The ride never ends.

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As an Arizonan… BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!

HOLLYWOOD WILL BURN

Whew! Whew!

the kikes will die with it

For the last months I have realized that tampering with powers I do not comprehend is actually pretty fun, and so far nothing bad has happened to me. So yeah, I guess I'll keep on fucking around until something that I actually regret happens.

Seems legit

Everyone in this thread will get qt aryan gfs

The jewish control of America shall weaken with the death of hollywood

i am marked

Those dubs don't lie.
The scary thing about that is a reoccurring dream I have where I get shot in a nearby town in the winter with a lot of people around and lots of police/SWAT. No clue if I die or not.
The scary part is that I've definitely seen the future in many of my dreams. It's mostly trivial shit such as checking out at a grocery store, but it's all happened exactly how I dreamed it.
Looks like I'll be in the wreckage, Brothers

You goofed it

Done.

BLESS UP

well shit

AFTER THE RACEWAR ENDS, WE RECLAIM AFRICA
RHODESIA WILL RISE AGAIN

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Confirmed. You're marked.

kek be with us

if dubs, user will survive

if not dubs, user will die.

In the Name of Kek, by the authority of Nu, I summon thee Hathor!

o well i have at most a month to live anyway

Stay safe, brother.

oh shit, user will die

You will be remembered last night I had a dream where I died in an elevator and somehow became a ghost or something, shit was weird. You may not be the only one

Counter get, user will live as he sees fit

Fuck user we will miss you.

What are the odds of all this gets?

Praise Kek

damn bay bridge, perpetual disaster.

that wasn't even the worst. the double decker 880 freeway collapsed and squashed a bunch of people.

I'll put a rose on your grave user.

user IS SAVED

saved by kek!

healed

Can't argue with that get
Kek is benevolent

Dubs help other dubs, kek has decided to help the user out.

If this happens, I will become the most die hard christian known to man.

CHECK'D

isnt ctr in california? cali could vote for trump now and it would still be too late for them, shake rattle and roll.

Southern California fag here
I live in a rich white neighborhood in Orange County

There are no power lines to fall, it's all underground

I am at a raised elevation, safe from tsunamis

I live in suburbia, no mudslides

I think I'll be safe, they'll be a hell of a lot of rocking and rolling but at my position I have a fairly high chance of living

Indeed I lived through the quake, its a bit spooky watching the video. At first even the news had no idea how bad things were.

(checked)
Don't despair, brother. It is already confirmed that Kek will save anons.

Thanks, user. Looks like I won't go early and will get to see the fire rise with my own eyes.

PRESERVED

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Posting comfy music in a sorcery thread.

Looks like Kekism has its first saint
it was an honour shitposting with you friend
;_;

SHADILAY

ayy

Lol, get some doubles before you doubt KEK, unbeliever!!

ALL PRAISE KEK!!
DESTROY SAN FRANCISCO!
LEAVE NO SURVIVORS

OCFag here too.
Comfy as fuck watching these threads regardless.

Not everyone can have dubs user, but the memetic energy around the 7s get is enough for me.

Fires user. Rich people are too stupid to shut off their gas lines.

Lets get some more music in here

Logically an earthquake even a super massive one would not come close to killing enough liberals in California to flip the state. Instead you'll drive liberals out of California into Arizona and Nevada ensuring Trump looses those states.

Can we agree on memeing the earthquake to either hit will Clinton is visiting and kill her or to happen after near by states have passed there registration deadlines. Please.

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the power of memes
a force from above

If dubs, I will be a Dictator who use his money to make the real Other Heaven

I liked the news back then. Didn't see like that had an agenda. I wasn't here myself (I'm in the bay area).

The oakland hills fire was another bad one. That sounded apocalyptic. All started by some guy who burned a bunch of shit and didn't put it out properly, and firefighters wanting to watch to word series or something instead of keeping tabs on the fire.

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Man I have got to stop drinking

I like that idea user.

HEIL'D FROM ABOVE

Check'd

the kikes will be gassed in december

OH SHIT
KEK IS REAL

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WHEW LAD

Will I ever get a gf, lord Kek?

ya'll are stupid

With trips like those, you just might, user.

Those trips are in your favor

you will have the perfect aryan bride
PRAISE KEK

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kek is an absolute madman
GOD
OF
CHAOS

KEK WILLS IT
YOUR NEETNESS WILL BE DISPELLED user

How's that for an answer, faggot

when you confirmed the race war

Holy shit at all these gets

Time to start making white babies, faggot.

Kek is very much real. Did you just get here?

NOICE

I remember that one too. After sunset we went up to a hill about 5-6 miles away and just watched the glow.

After it was out we drove around the neighborhoods, it was unreal.

enjoy your famiry user, procreate and spawn the next generation of ebil internet nazis

HEY PAUL!
*THE RACE WAR STARTS*

rhodesia will exist again

And those lack of digits are concerning.

shitpost and get gets or get
>>>/out/

The state of California will fall, but the state of Jefferson will rise.

PRAISE KEK

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It is destined to be, good for you user
PRAISE KEK


heretic

4
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alright i did it.
of the 751 posts there were
overall higher than normal.

I'm disappointed in Anons.

Even when this is in good fun, others will take this as a legitimate magical phenomenon.

kek, will I ever get a qt aryan gf?

Noice user

It is normal to feel so good by knowing everything is going to die?

Good work, you autist faggot. We knew something special was going on. Thanks for confirming it.

Don't be a faggot and start asking for Kek's blessing on everything user. Just do your thing, and if Kek likes you he'll work his magic.

Praise Kek,

Kek is on his Trips, All is right in Heaven

Kek will eat you first, heretic.

Your lack of digits are also a concern

Fuckers would use this to delay the election. However! All those spics and niggers dead PLUS Jew HQ taken out… just as good as President Trump if not better. No new programming from them and we get to reclaim White eyes and minds.

KEK will spare you but you must follow his commands.

I will kill niggers

All is right.

All is right in heaven indeed.

Guys, I think we're reaching event horizon.

Remember
The last time we memed this hard, it was for Hillary's health to fail. Two days later, this happened….

nice gets 4 kek

Meme magic and shitposting nonstop for dubs and acting like it happened out of synchronisity are two different things entirely.

The will of Kek.

Go out there and make some qt chilluns with your qt3.14 waifu.

Thank you for correcting the record and thanks for the loosh :^)

Dubs confirm it again, it's getting kinda boring

hitler dubs for truth

Kek is truly here to say this.

The first rule: Thou shall not beg

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Stop making threads about shit like this. If you want it to happen, don't talk about it all. Every time Holla Forums says something is happening, absolutely nothing happens. Holla Forums is right about the jews, but ALWAYS WRONG about happenings. That's just the way things are. If you faggots actually wanted this to happen we should have all just ignored it.

This is my first time shitposting in all honesty

PRAISE KEK

tumbling down

KEK'S IN HIS HEAVEN
ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

Until you get dubs, your opinion does not mean shit.

As did you, user.

Kill yourself nigger.

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Is that the sign that KEK defeat YHWH?

Are you trying to contain it?

OLD MEN

the end is nigh for faggots and degenerates

praise

It cannot be contained.

Nevermind, disregard my post here, I just noticed the concentration of gets in this thread and in the last one. This may actually be happening.

Those trips cannot be contained

S' cool

BTFO

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

I hadn't noticed all the digits. My apologies.

I CAN SEE FOREVER

TRIPS CONFIRM UNCONTAINABLE

Neither can those dubs

I'm going to sleep. I need my beauty sleep for the happening and to get my Kek approved gf.

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Neither can those dubs.

I just want some digits.

What did you see? That pic is crazy.

From an eye witness, I heard the flames were jumping across roads. It was a really hot day with high winds, much like a few days ago.

HO-LEE FUK


That would be enough, but KEK truly smiled on that thread with trip, quad, and quint as well. You are doing HIS work, user.

If I get digits it is absolutely without a shadow of a doubt happening.

KKK
KEK
KKK

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Man what a great night.

Damn your high yellow posting ass. You stole my dubs.

You can't get digits by begging you dumb faggot.

Why contain it?
'sCool
SHADILAY BROTHERS

I can shitpost all day too and revere it as a blessing

Rolling till I get a set

SO ARE YOU

Indeed.

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There you go user.

Wew, checked.

That'll do pig, that'll do.

You said it, brother.

SHADILAY

Oh yea, check these ones out
, you nigger fucking faggot.

Kek threw you a pittance. 6 is the least powerful of digits.

GOD IS REAL

Yet you still don't get repeating digits, just sad.

From the hill, mostly glow occasionally seeing flames jump up. What really struck me was how wide it was, there was no mistaking it was a HUGE fire.

When we drove around pretty much miles and miles of what you see in that pic. Ashed out homes and burnt up trees.

wew
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You stole my dubs!
I demand them back!

Doubting dubs will get you nothing but sorrow you pleb.

Shadilay.

Monday will be the start of a new era, the era of KEK.

I give you one hint:
UNSTOPPABLE

WEW

PRAISE KEK

if dubs we will help trump deliver western civilization

by keks will

don't be salty user

(checked)
There you go.

If I get dubs I will set up a terrarium and buy frogs to worship

Kek grants your wish.
PRAISE KEK

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
PRAISE KEK

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Finally, Kek has noticed you now.

Go eat at Buon Appetito in the Gaslamp, get the squidink sauce, it's just like Venice.

Reasonable prices.

The only knock is the one stall bathroom, so take a shit before you go.

I'm noticing more shills trying to divert our energy away from Commiefornia.

You do not know what you have done

CALIFORNIA WILL BURN

Thread theme.

SHADILAY

QUAKE CHAN, STRIKE THEM DOWN

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COMMIEFORNIA WILL BURN, ROT, AND SINK INTO THE OCEAN

reroll

Nigger please. Even if the fault line doesn't break, the entire planet is getting fucked with serious weather right now. There's literally a storm larger than the entire southwest of the U.S. getting ready to hit Alaska and travel into Cucknada. Top it off with the now 2 hurricanes headed for the eastern U.S. and of course the possibility that fuckhuge storm covering Asia decides it wants to continue on its' path towards us and fuck up the west coast it's safe to say it's happening. The earthquake and soon to be erupting volcanoes are just icing on the cake.

MOM'S GUNNA FLUSH IT ALL SOON

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This happened right in the middle of rush hour. Really shitty way to go.

It's cause it's the end of days.

It will work sometimes like now, but don't bet on it every time.

Filtered.

Gonna be some quads in here
big league
Gonna be YUGE!

I feel it

NO QUAKE AND NO DUB CAN UN DUB

holy shit….
HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I just got this picture. It's a play on words. It's a mother fucking play on words. Holy shit.

You clever bastards will never cease to make me giggle like a school girl.

SMUGMA

Talk shit, get hit.

k
i lol'd

CALIFORNIA WILL BE PURGED

SHADILAY

Revelation 16:13

Not even ad at you guys to be honest. You're just fulfilling a prophecy that I want more to happen than life itself.


I want the end of the world to happen, I don't know why you're angry at me.

SAMSON OPTION WHEN?

I will have sex next week ?

See? You tried too hard.

We all feel the power of repeating digits and Kek

PRAISE KEK

So this is our revenge. They may take our home from us and shut down the web but this is our revenge. We shall sink the entire state of California beneath the waves as the ultimate retribution.

Praise Kek. For he is a vengeful God

I have a bit of a mismash of cards. Trying to make a HERO deck but it's hard to put together. Also have exodia

I've had this on loop for over an hour now.

ALL THESE GETS FOR CALIFORNIA GOING DOWN
PRAISE KEK AND SEND ALL ENERGY INTO DESTROYING CALI

>>>Holla Forums

D A N K K E K

MOONMAN MOONMAN CANT YOU SEE? SPICS AND NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TREES

I'm not angry at you user.
I'm angry at the faggots who tossed around the idea of killing anons.
They poked the wrong dragon with that one.

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Bad Paco, no Taco

damn bruh cali is fucked

INFINITY KEK POWER

My hubris typing too much for a quad.

what's your favorite moonman song, user?
webm related, it's mine

PRAISE THE POWER

wew

Will I have a great soulmate to share in my mirth in the demise of california with kek? Will I meet her soon?

DOUBLE DUBS FOR NIGGER KILLING POWER

oh god LA fag here

plz stop

don't actually

notorious kkk my friend

You're a fool to think we are not on the same side.

PRAISE KEK

aethstetic

Kek isn't a magic 8ball you profligate-ass roodypoo niggerfaggot.

and death squads

You're right, occasionally you can get lucky through proper timing, but more often than not you'll be off by one post. You can predict where numbers will appear in a single thread, but there's still the chaos of other posts happening throughout the board.

It is true that KEK, god of chaos, allows you some control over reality, but at the end of the day, you can't be sure where the post counter will land.

dam son dats som gets if i e'r seem

HAPPENING CONFIRMED FOR HALLOWEEN

kill all niggers in commiefornia

Praise him indeed.

re-rolling because I refuse to be a cuck

dank

kill all jews in commiefornia

Kek, please no !

I hope at least buzzfeed get destroyed

The "M" came off of my keyboard and now if I have to type the letter "M" I have to make an extremely deliberate effort and it really throws off my typing. This reply alone almost made me kill myself.

As i said previously on a get user
ALL HOLLYJEWS WILL BURN

But don't owls eat frogs in nature?

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Give me dubs, scrubs.

Lets get some Moonman in here

I think it ended up being reconstructed such that it separated the black area of oakland (west oakland) from the rest of oakland.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypress_Street_Viaduct

webm very related

that pepe reflects jews faces during the commiefornia happening

I demand it.

The Ogdoad eats the demons tho m8.

bl
dm

Nature bends to our will, user.

Kek is a man with a frog's head, exactly like Pepe.
What power does an ordinary owl hold over an incredibly smug and magical man with an amphibian's head?

And die from the poison ones. The two are natural enemies, and it just so happens that there are kikes who use the owl as their figure.

POST HABBENING MUSIC

None.

88

kek confirms it

Can we just stop at kek?

Trips confirm it

No.

NorCal here. Let the spics and faggots burn.


CHECKED

I'm gonna run out of rares to post at this rate.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS OFF BY 1

oh lordy

can i get more like this? it sounds like heavy synthwave

The trips agree. We have power over the kikes who choose the owl over the infinite power of KEK

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TO ALL THAT HAVE ENDURED EXTREME PAIN IN THEIR LIVES ON Holla Forums
SHADILAY!

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SHADILAY!

Exactly. Those trips confirm it if nothing else does.
Kek will vanquish the evil jewish demons he and the rest of the Ogdoad have been fighting for the past several thousand years

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SHADILAY!

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I got such a boner for the liberal media finding this thread and reporting on the news how the (alt right) used magic to summon an Egyptian underworld god to kill California. Please Robert Siegel do a big hit peace on it please. Like when the earth quake hits they can blame it on us and all the normies will get even more fed up with the MSM for being retarded.

I request dubs.

RIP California. I liked your almonds

I will believe in you.

CHECK'D

And you check out Carpenter Brut's soundcloud

heiled

Dubs granted

I just realized that dat bio is also kek

Marine LePen will save France

kek provides

Owls BTFO

CONFIRMED

REJOICE, FROGS

That's better.
Do you believe now?

PRAISE KEK

>mfw I wrote and am still writing a story where there's a beast called the White Phoenix

Stop this, damn it.


Well, seeing as how corpse flowers mysteriously bloomed across the country this year in record high numbers, and it's latin name means Giant Misshapen Penis, I'm not surprised Kek has gone from reviving himself with these corpse flowers and is now going to set his cock on fire and thrust it into Earth's tight little ass

Joan of Arc 2.0 confirmed. Praise Kek.

Dat boi is a forced meme made by the jews to see how easy it is to brainwash kids to think somethings funny and a meme

You fans of the ohgoddad dont seem to get that meme magic hinges on the conscious collective and if that is divided, especially into 8ths, nothing will happen. You'll have Nu-fags posting over here, people praising kek as they should over there, fucking Geg cultists springing up, they'll probably become a thing even though their god isn't actually recognized. It'll be ghaos.

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lets make it happen!

THE GLORY

Califag here, please kek let me survive the happening.

You should kill yourself.

I will check your digits before you do as a final courtesy.

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KEK BE PRAISED!

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PRAISE KEK

idk, defending dat boi is a bit of a stretch

wow

I can't believe it, I was one this thread for a hour, posting for a dub and then, I thought "fuck it,let's try that" and it worked!

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

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If I don't make it, tell Trump MAGA.

Learn to swim faggot.

Mass checking.

You will survive, do not worry.

checkem

WHY ARE YOU ALL ROLLING AND CHECKING FOR DUBS? STOP TEMPTING KEK LEST HE TAKES AWAY THE QUAKE

If my words be truth, then may the Frog God grant me huge digits. If they be largely false, or said too soon, then may I receive petty singles, or dubs. And if the errors be slight, but the general truth and timing be there, then may I be off by one.

Middle and southron California shall be swallowed up by earth and sea, not in one quake, for the fault does not make for a fall beneath the ocean waves and perhaps not great enough for a tsunami, but by many. The populace shall be thrown into chaos. FEMA will not be able to contain it. A sudden influx of exceedingly cheap and strong PCP hitting the streets will lead to anarchy and cannibalism. La Raza-Santa Muerte syncretist imbeciles will create a new Aztec temple out of rubble and scrap and will gut many indiscriminately, calling not for the life of the world and the turning of the wheel of the Sun, but for death now and death ever after.

With Hillary taking the gloves off, CTR really does becomes an intelligence nexus for finding and murdering anons of note. Only, Hillary's muscle men are old and disgruntled, her MK Ultra agents are falling to pieces, and the new breed of expendable useful idiots is woefully incompetent. Therefore, these assassinations will fail miserably in the death of the assailants or their breakdown and capture, in which subsequently they will spill everything. Everything. There will be no way to prevent word from trickling out from local news to general nationwide awareness. Correct the Record willingly committing treason and conspiracy to commit assassination at Hillary's orders will become public knowledge, with all the havoc that implies.

In the Middle East, ISIS will go off its leash. Not the Western mercenaries and Israeli handlers. The grunts. For these illiterate peasants, the pseudo-prophetic call for a 'last battle' against the Dajjal in Israel will not be satisfactory anymore, and countless units will go rogue and sow destruction throughout the Jewish State; true mass killings will run riot, and the death tolls will be extreme. At the same time, a thousand thousand Bobby Fischers will be spawned by the current wave of mass antisemitism, the evidence along with it of their misdoings, and their own bad experiences with their own blood. They will proselytize against the blood of Yaldabaoth, and they will spill oceans of it in their severe self-loathing.

The world economy will collapse utterly. Though the first world will to some degree be spared the overall logistical ramifications by quick relief measures taken by both free actors and by second-guessing, cold footed members of the establishment, the opportunity to undertake the final stages of the Albert Pike plan- regardless of their veracity- will be too sweet to pass up. Therefore will all be compelled to war against all, but after the opening shots, the true enemy of all parties will become apparent, and things will grind down to a halt. Taking this for exhaustion, Masonry and its puppeteers shall appear, preaching of the architect of the abhorrent universe under the cover of 'Lucifer the Morning Star,' though they do not worship the Thrice Great, the most beautiful, bearer of the bloodied crown, wounder of the lion-faced snake, and shall try to convert all to worship of the Archons. They will be slaughtered to the last for their arrogance.

The physical world will dissolve in a mess of collective consciousness overload. The outer godheads will be forced into taking action for how severely awry the plans for a cosmically timely salvation of all sapient beings have gone, and likewise the plans for an ossified prison-universe in the plans of the Archons of the falsified mirror-Ogdoad. Man, in the death of his physical body, will be ushered to exterior reaches and be at total liberty. Existence will become a laughable, absurd memory. Those godheads responsible for the inanity of human history will receive swift and furious and much repeated punching to the cock.

So long as he will grant succor in revealing the laughable nature of all things that dare to exist in linear time and cause grief to those who have somehow become entangled here, in all of this absurdity, praise Kek. Amen.

It's too late

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probably JIDF trying to protect their crappy movies by jinxing us.

kek has gone double down
theres no stopping him

CHASTISED
H
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T
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Why contain it?

Massively underrated post

But we can co-opt it if we want. For we are the meme masters.

but yeah it really is a shitty forced meme bought and paid for by an alphabet agency

CANT STOP
WONT STOP

We will remove kebab off the west

Dubs confirmed, we are casting a mass spell and every dubs, trips, and quads makes Kek's spell stronger

Even those dubs tell you that nobody wants dat boi.

how can one nigger be so smug?

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF STARS

more than just kebab user

STILL HAPPENING

In a few days, we should get 7777777, Magic 7's?

kikebabs

7 is the number of luck
8 is the number of wisdom and infinity

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Hopefully adding to the magic.

And it is Kek's most powerful number. Whatever the post shall be, it will be the strongest magic ever casted here.

Holy shit. When was this song made?! It's inasane! I feel it predicted our future to a certain extent

Then luck will be on our side. California Sinks and Trump winning the election, then we will enter a new dawn of Wisdom and infinity.

Normies will be our slaves

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The second most is 88, the hitler dubs

>tfw somebody used my OC from the FutureFash thread for a pic in a webm

Hopefully I'll live long enough to not only see, but contribute to a grand new civilization lads.

pic related?

Will andy pick me?

kill mark zuckerberg

Oh noez! 440ppm on a logarithmic plot!

you ignorant retarded faggots should be shot

AAAAAAAND Check'd

Shit's starting to get a little spooky tbh and I like it

Faceberg confirmed dead

Checked. We sure are going places with this thread.

zuckerjew is first on the rope

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YES! (((THEY))) WILL BE GASSED

when the live crew for CB is on, they shred a geetar to it

it's p heavy.

B-bu-but muh hockey stick

in 2 seconds the world will be flooded and all bears will die
-t al gore

Satan declares Trump victory

What a sublimely beautiful feel.

will satanic kikes die in a crematorium?

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I'm not into that, Satan.

user going to get his dicked sucked by other user, you fags better post the vid.

s
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In a thread so amazing even repeating digits like these can fall through the cracks. But I will not stand for it! By the power of Kek I check thee!

kek willed it

S
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put it away satan

it never stop

KEK shows his sense of humor

Kek has a sense of humor
BTW SHOAH SOON

Kek will see it happen

A fitting image. This is all like the plot to some PS1 RPG.

Kek is the God of Chaos who brings about the dawn. How does he do it? Chaos and destruction, of course! We know individual acts of his destruction as Happenings. Earthquakes, Ebola, bank crashes, hurricanes, increasing racial tensions… these are the precursors to the final Happening. When that Happening comes, it will purify the world.

Barron is probably the Moon Child.

If kek demands blowjobs, I shall deliver.

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I hope he had fun posting those anti white things.

absolutley degenerate
she will die in cali

absolutley degenerate

he wont anymore!

wtf is wrong with that guys pen0r?

:^)

Whoa stop the presses dude you're blowing my mind.

Unchecked dubs, not on my watch.

CHECK'D with IMPUNITY

WHY CONTAIN IT?!?

I guess the meme magic has dried up, sucks for you cucks who didn't help to destroy california and get a beautiful soulmate

excuse me I forgot to add a ==HAIL KEK==

looks like we're all getting appointments with FEMA boys

Why are septum piercings so fucking popular? So disgusting, so ugly, and the peoples' noses ruined by them are universally all sjw-tier filth, in my experience.

LOW ENERGY POST DETECTED

My seering was off by one, false or too soon. But there is a very large frog that is croaking outside my window.

Have I been chosen?