How do I place a trump sign without it getting stolen?

How do I place a trump sign without it getting stolen?
The one I put up got stolen, and they shot both cameras with paintballs, they really worked hard to get at it, considering it was 14 feet of the ground, and electrified.
Already ordered more signs but what should I do?

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Shoot back with guns.

I would, but it happened while I was at store buying oats.

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Now that..might be a good idea. Thank you.

Put a new camera up
Have someone drive your car down the road
Wait for your faggot neighbor to come back and fuck with your shit
Then kill him.

Stay up a night, wait, motion tracked lights, have a gun

When the light turn on start shooting, even if you don't land a shot they won't come back, if they do murder them.

Electrify the sign.

Put thumbtacks along the edges, or staples you've pulled open after application, then spray it down with diazinon.

Howd they paintball the cams without getting on tape?

This too, im mad and im gonna stake it out.

Motion activated cams.

If you booby trap your sign make sure you aren't breaking any laws.

Get the most potent poison you can and soak the pole in it. RAID might work well enough but try and get something more potent.

Place another sign next to it that says CAMERAS ARE WATCHING YOU. And then another sign that says BEWARE OF DOG.

assuming it's on a telephone pole*

Think like a gook and use your inner viet kong to booby trap that sign.

A more affective sign would be "Trespassers will be Shot" because that exonerates him legally if they try to take his sign again.

Don't live in a shit nonwhite area. I've had one in my window since the primaries (it was from a rally, not a yard sign) and nothing has happened.

I was always a little nervous, until maybe the start of September, when almost everyone else in my neighborhood finally put Trump signs out. Now that it looks like he's really going to do it, people are no longer afraid. Before September 11th, I'd see Trump stuff ocassionally, but now it's constant. Unless a bunch of undecideds finally came over, a whole lot of people really have been hiding their power level this whole time. I feel like if Brexit made it, we're DEFINITELY gonna make it.

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Op here to everyone in the thread, thank you.
Will combine all techniques.

This thread is here to slide so we don't do any digging. If you responded, you should be aware that you are a moron.

But is truth..not slide.
Will sage own thread tho if need be.

Kill yourself, faggot

We're not gay here, dude.

Ah, I see.

In that case, go with the cement + electrifying sign + sprayed-on poison.

Choose one, sissyboy

I'm sticking around in this thread to see what's gonna happen tonight.

You don’t. You just keep putting them up.

Also shoot the motherfuckers. What state do you live in? Castle doctrine lets you use deadly force in defense of yourself, your family, AND your property.

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Here's your (you)

Mfw a Jewish man gets caught in a death maze to steal a Trump sign and its a national news story.

Also if you do shoot shoot to kill. And see if you can cite any local murders break ins and robberies as a reason to be on edge it should help.

No shit, but, y'know, if OP can pop a couple of Viagra and do the job, I can pretty much guarantee the word will get out that his signs are not to be fucked with.

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Someone makes a thread that is of vital importance to the general community, so a Board Volunteer chooses to sticky the thread to the top of page 1 so that there can be no "sliding".

Your thread about Canada not paying its bills is not of importance to anyone but Canadians and, thus, is not important to the general community.

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Put this on the sign

You need to make a sign with some kind of electronic display. Only when it's supplied with voltage will it display as a Trump sign. Disconnected from power, a Hillary sign will show through beneath the clear electronic display. Store some energy via capacitors to make the voltage drop off decay over a short time period rather than cut off immediately.

The thief will steal the Trump sign and bring it to his car to add to his collection. Then as he looks at it again to admire his work he notices he really just stole a Hillary sign. He is struck with guilt and loses faith in his eyes. He was so consumed by anger that he vandalized his own team. Maybe he should take a break from stealing signs.

Fuck off.

Hide some razor blades where you think they might pull it out. Alternatively fishing hooks are great because of barbs.

Also, fucking shoot them.

Put them on your roof, or hang them from outside your windows. Hopefully your house has several floors and they will fall to their deaths or become paralyzed as a result of failed attempts to get at them.

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So it doesn't enter through the skin?

I want to see some faggots trapped in concrete and hauled off to jail for trespassing. Kek.

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Like this.

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Make your own using Anti-vandal paint.

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Apparently that awesome sign got vandalized with spray paint by some thugs at one point.

Spray paint comes off of steel very easily

What state are you in. In some states stand your ground and castle doctrine based laws allow you to use lethal force to stop a theft even if your life is not in danger.

I dunno, it seems a little verbose, do you think anyone will take the time to read it?

Depending on the state, this.

That aside, how much money do you have? Realistically, a hidden camera (something disguised as a sprinkler, or somewhere that can guarantee a good angle), but if you have the money, a GPS tracker would be ideal if it's just getting stolen.

I really wanna see someone pull off something crazy. I'd be having tons of fun with this shit. Punji sticks under fake grass. Snare traps that pull faggots up in the trees until you get back home to let them down. Electric shocks? Cumon step it up. How hard is it to rig a flamethrower to one of these signs?

Kek

Op here, I settled on solid steel trump sign with cameras, and an electric fence charger.

Just have to wait for Trump signs to some in, then going to use industrial adhesive to stick them to both sides of steel sign, then will electrify.

Will stake out with motion sensing lights and camera with rifle next to me.
Will shoot to kill as well.

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Dont kill them user, do it the American way.

Profit off of their mistake instead and sue the shit out of them.

If I were you I would only shoot to kill if I was in any immediate danger.

without being filmed by the cameras they were shooting

I don't believe you

Just curious, but did you check to be sure your states Castle Doctrine allows lethal force for trespassing, or does it require property be marked? Just want to make sure you're covered legally speaking if you plan to shoot to kill. If you need a "Trespassers will be shot" sign up, do it.


don't be a pussy user, if hes legally entitled to lethal defense of his property in his state, he has no reason not to smoke em like harambe. These kinds of people deserve worse than a rifle round to the head.

Put up sign saying "every time you steal a sign I buy a new one & the Trump Campaign gets another $20 donation". That usually stops it.

Alternatively: Cover sides of sign & metal poles with Bird B-Gone. It's worse than Super Glue & takes an entire week to get off of your hands. Perfectly legal to keep (((birds))) off your signs too.

Make sure that you have CIWS support for whatever comes next, then add chciken wire anti grenade baffles to everything.
Sounds like you're dealing with falseflagging though, antitrump wouldn't take that much effort.

fucking this

The American way was to take the son of a bitch out with lead, before the kikes got to us.

squat on them to death

shoot the black people with guns

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Just a suggestion anons, thats all.

Im just a very empathetic person, and dying like that would be pretty unexpected and shitty. If you really feel like doing it, go for it, nothings going to stop you.

Just try to look good if you make it on t.v or any other media

I'm just reminding you what the America of our grandfathers was like.

You could poop on it.

Actually in just about every place I am aware of, shooting for setting foot on property is not a crome, there is a list too long to be bothered with, but plenty of reasons to be allowed on someone's property.
Its when they break the window they get in trouble.
As well, given the low price of the sign, you would not trigger any felony protection laws, making it rest solely on lethal threat being shown.


A place not marked by these issues where guns were a family item and not used in this wild and fictitious fashion?
Hooligans were more apt to be met with fisticuffs and a good caning if caught than anything.
The whole violent and deathly reprucussions is a recent meme to try and sell more guns to fewer people.
Otherwise we'd see them as tools, and frankly how many tools of the same type do you buy?

ground ghost pepper lacing the bird-b-gone goop, as well as poison ivy oils. That's a good way of getting the faggot to not fuck with your sign ever again.

Dig a dungeon underneath and place a hidden trapdoor

checked and kek'd

Seriously, anything with the word trap in it, synonyms, or other such kikery is flat out, and in violation of all US law.

And if OP isn't American fuck him, he should be glad they only took his sign and didn't just burn him for not supporting their country.

Thank you for Correcting the Record!

No prob, last thing somebody needs to do is go to jail for being a nigger when only their heart is black.

Ivan pls

How much water does it take to dilute its effectiveness, taking the quantity resulting from the recipe as an example?

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Beautiful. Nice clean lines and spacing. Never seen a leftist do anything like this. Sure some of them get a lot of signs but they never put the effort necessary to get them to look good, the signs end up crammed together in a crooked line.

Coat the sign with a clear adhesive. Get some crushed up glass and sprinkle it on the glue. Use heavy-duty gloves when installing.
(p.s. I'm not a lawyer so this is purely for informational purposes)

INCREASE THE VOLTAGE

This is a pretty nice post.

But what about the birds =^,(

Try to lace the sign with superglue or something that's hard to get off and potentially has a foul odor that sticks with you for a few days.

Also plastic wrap the sign because the booty-blasted cuckolds will go and spray paint over it when they realize that they can't pull the sign out.

Then simply take the spray painted plastic off and put another layer on it.

Buy more signs. Also

Props to the madman keeps doing this and putting up Trump signs everywhere I seem to go, despite how often they get taken down by (((Hillary supporters))).

confirmed for /fit/

OATS AND SQUATS FOR BEST GAINS

That's why you wrap it with plastic.

Ricin, it's easy to make and the ingredients are very easy to get.

The only good leftist is a dead leftist

We don't have time for weak memes.

The goy who made the picture must have meant 12-14 after letting it sit in acetone again

According to uab.cat /doc/DL50_biotoxines
The LD50 (Lethal dose in 50% of a population) is set at 2000 NANO grams per kg (of person)
So to kill a 150lb person roughly 50% of the time you would use 0.136 milligrams.
Ricin is toxic as fuck and there is always a chance of the person dying no matter how dilute the dose.

this.

Place an auto turret.

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You'll also be in violation of multiple federal and international statures, state, and local for making it, everything from WMD to chemical waste disposal and production of a controlled substance.
It will also show up in the autopsy, meaning you will be found.

Hi gramps.

What, I'm pretty sure gun ownership has gone up quite a bit.

As in total guns, actual persons seems to be below 40% and falling when I look around.

I mean I have 7, so at 315 megaguns in the US, I already have 6 people's guns.

To be honest it most likely won't show up in an autopsy if the parents/spouse of the person even decide to do an autopsy.
Ricin poisoning (I assume) would be so uncommon that doctors would be baffled for a long while.
However if a criminal investigation is somehow opened and the sign in question is logged into evidence, yeah, you're fucked.

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Nigga, it's at around 43-44%, the only polls that imply that it's dropping come from WAPO and the like. (or reference a "study" from the fucking guardian)

2014 alone showed 42% ownership

It was at around 45% in the 1970's and based on some polling, it's as high as 46 to 49% based on internal sales of gun shops too.

Guns are funs you COMMUNIST FAGGOT
YOU ONLY OWN 7?
WHAT ARE YOU
FUCKING GAY?

As I understand, the nerve damage and parts are prime indicators, a couple people die every year to eating the wrong parts of the castor plant and getting ricin.
But yeah, ricin is prompt enough that the sign would be tagged, particuarly as it would leave marks on the hand where they touched, and the high liklihood of somebody contacting the sign and dying as well.

Basically, is there a death?


Yes actually, I like having my ass pummeled while I wear a latex body suit.
I also can't fit more in the closet along with the 260 pounds of ammo, a spotting scope, 2 gun rests, a large supply of accessories, and my work suits.

You can always hire me to camp on your roof like Baltimore. That's apparently a thing. I'll even let you pick what gun I use.

Isn't there a way to make poison ivy get into the skin really deep by mixing it with alcohol?

I think you can put it in a spray bottle and coat the sign with it after you put it up. Make sure you don't touch the sign after you sprayed it yet

That reminds me, I need to get Ammo cans, All my spare ammo are still in their original shipping boxes (they're all dry though)

but I feel like I should have cans after going over the 100lb mark.

I went for cans because stacking them is easier and less worrisome if the tower collapses.

Move. I live in Jew Jersey and every other house has a Trump sign up, including mine.

Dig up a small patch to plant a flower or some shit. Then, supercharge the voltage to the small metal cage fence surrounding it, for 'keeping away pests' and put your Trump sign inside it.

Somehow they'll turn it against you if you hurt the liberal animal too much.

Can we just refer to Hillary Supporters as birds? That would save a lot of time.

Tape razor blades too it. The guy who suggested tumb tacks had a good Idea but thumb takes don't do shit

Put a plexiglass box around it.
Rig some firecrackers to start going off if they pull the box
Alternatively,
just put it on the roof of your house.

I would also look in to spring loaded mole traps. If you "accidentall"y install them incorrectly you blame the assholes getting a metal stake through their foot on the company that makes them.

use your dong, be the cộng

druugs'are bad m'kay?

DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH RICIN!
You are going to poison yourself and applying it to something in your front yard is just asking for all sorts of trouble.

wear a gas mask and 2 sets of gloves, and do it in the woods.

Oats are the Aryan grain.

Wheat is for plebs and Maize is for niggers.

I have started seeing shillary signs pop up, should I start ripping these out of the ground?

No amount of money is worth not removing a anti trump retard.

Zyklon Ben pls

DYEL

Don't listen to this idiot

I'm more amazed at how much effort maintaining that lawn would take

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Hi, FBI-kun

Wouldn't they just tear off the plastic before spraying it? Or are they that dumb?

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landmines

Attach it to the side of your house on a second or better yet 3rd story if applicable, or do what that one guy did, make it out of steal and cement it in.

install an oleoresin capsicum sprinkler

get one of those machines farmers use for their electric fences, also film it

Put these in your lawn

RAID LOL that shits nothing.

These guys are not only taking his sign, they're also vandalizing his home with paintguns.

Paintguns typically do not kill, but can cause serious harm such as blindness. There's already more than enough reason for user to start shooting back.

Thin, transparent plastic wrap, fam.

As long as he takes his time and does a proper job wrapping it, it wouldn't be noticeable.

The cucks do this sort of shit at night so they would have poor visibility any way. During the day they wouldn't go up close to inspect it.

Here's a better version.

yeah tbh i spray raid all around my room to keep the cockroaches and ants out

Whhy do you habe cockroaches

they remind me of turks

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Simple

I meant to say "why do you have cockroaches"

Brilliant plan, user. Not like setting mines in your frontyard can bite you in the ass.

I live in an area teeming with life
get alot of lizards too because they eat the roaches

a better plan would be to superglue fish hooks on the back of the sign out of view
spray the hooks with a breeze function of a squirty bottle filled with dilute formic acid
you want about 8 parts formic to two parts tap water
if some dumb nigger tries to grab the sign to steal it
fish hooks go through hand, formic acid reacts with their hand and it'll feel like theyve just rammed their hand into an angry hornets nest

WHAT ABOUT MILLET AND BARLEY?????

That's Count Smokula.

Yes, preferably while wearing a homemade Bernie shirt.

Lizards eat turkish people?

anyone have a jewtube link to this?

Cant you electrify it from below? Make sure all the cables and the battery and the place where the cables make contact witht he sign are all underground. You could also lay a cable out from a power socket in your garage or house. Put the cable underground and attach to trump sign. Could be potentially deadly though.

yes

Don't listen to these niggers OP. If you wait and shoot and there is even a shred of proof that a confrontation was your intention then you will be charged with murder. Plain and simple.

Don't forget about that man in Minnesota who had a problem with junkies breaking into his house. One day he had enough, waited in the basement, and shot them both dead when they broke in again. That poor bastard got charged with murder.
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Boobie traps are also illegal just about everywhere.

Use bird glue on the Trump sign. Have cameras. Hide them if you have to and replace the ones you had, with dummy ones as a distraction.

If the cops ever come at you (or if you go to the cops) you can just say you had a bird problem on sign. And you should also have those fuckers on camera if they come back.

Put a sound alarm and motion detecting light up. For good measure add an exploding ink. Have a remote way to shut off the sound so that false alarms aren't too much of a nuisance.

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OP BETTER DELIVER

Dig a moat. Invite Canadian geese into your moat.
Let me tell you geese are mean as shit. They will actively seek to make you suffer if you do anything they don't like.

OP, DO THIS

1. get a cheap metallic sign and slap the trump stuff on there
2. wire the sign with electricity
3. buy a cheap but decent enough camera
4. setup a stream for Holla Forums
5. wait for butthurt normalfags to invade property and you get some fancy footages of them getting fucked by electricity

Funny, but illegal.

What I've always wanted to do is get a solid steel Trump sign, put in my yard near the road, set up a camera, then wait for some smug asshole to try running it over. At that point you've got plausible deniability and you fuck up their car.

how is it illegal?

its on your property, you know its going to be stolen, just add a very small sticker that gives out a warning, i'm sure 99% of the liberals who will attempt to steal it will not read that shit.

also I thought that in burgerland you could put electric wires on your fences

A waste of energy.

What OP needs is a cheap, disposable bait-sign, which triggers a pepper spray/paintbomb/stinkbomb/scary pyrotechnic meant to ruin clothing and mood.

Make sure to reload regularly.

yeah but he also needs to stream it.

I want to have a laugh.

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definitions.uslegal.com/b/booby-traps/

A booby trap may be defined as any concealed or camouflaged device designed to cause bodily injury when triggered by any action of a person making contact with the device. This term includes guns, ammunition, or explosive devices attached to trip wires or other triggering mechanisms, sharpened stakes, nails, spikes, electrical devices, lines or wires with hooks attached, and devices for the production of toxic fumes or gases.

If a person sets up such a trap to protect his/her property, he/she will be liable for any injury or death even to an unwanted intruder such as a burglar. It is illegal to set a booby trap on one's own property to prevent intruders.

Injuring traps are forbidden.
Shock fences are not.

You can, but you also need a clearly visible sign that indicates that your fence is energized. You'd have a hard time justifying to a court why you had to energize your political sign.

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I mean, I guess, but its your property and its not an intentionally direct booby trap where the person would fall for it, a trump sign can be AVOIDED, and look, putting a giant sticker next to it saying "DANGER, HIGH VOLTAGE" wouldn't be much of a booby trap, its like covering your car with flamethrowers, I mean it IS your shit after all.

I honestly love hank. I think our country would be much better if he was set as a role model, just slightly more politically knowledgeable and less nieve.

If it causes no injury, then the court won't care.

Livestock control fences don't need signs.

A dog inherently isn't set up to cause injury.
Get a chow chow, they will protect you and your home even if it's legs get paralysed, it will roll after intruders!
Have dog guard your sign, hang out outside with a gun if anyone starts to duck with your dog, courts will be much more sympathetic to your case if you shot an intruder because they were threatening harm to your pet.

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Attach razor blades on the sides!

I'm talking those old safety razor fedora type ones. Make sure they're out of sight, and only has a small protrusion.

Nah, lethal traps are too indiscriminate, and dangerous to everyone, regardless of intention. Including yourself.

phoenixlockmaster.com/booby-trapping-for-thieves-whats-legal-what-will-send-you-to-prison/

Precedent:
nytimes.com/1990/06/27/us/trial-set-in-booby-trap-death.html
archive.is/0PeUQ

Bumping for update on situation

So if a nigger gets injured by a LEGAL device by breaking into your own property you're the one to blame? Damn. I thought you guys had freedom, guess not.

use this archive.is/XaKBu

Put them up inside in your windows facing out.

i've heard of someone who had an exceptionally powerful sound system in their car with several high voltage capacitors; some nigger tried to steal it and died. since the guy had everything clearly marked DANGER, HIGH VOLTAGE, etc. he was held not liable.
however, that had a practical purpose. electrifying a yard sign to deter thieves is clearly a booby trap and wouldn't hold up in court.
like what said.

the bird repellent glue thing someone said earlier sounds like the best option to fuck with them.
if OP just wants to stop the sign from getting stolen, what someone said earlier about attaching a note that says "EACH SIGN YOU STEAL MEANS ANOTHER DONATION TO TRUMP CAMPAIGN" sounds like it would work.

You're never going to get a good enough Trump sign if you don't search for effective ways to remove it first.

It's common sense that there already are anti-Trump subrebbits with hundreds of discussions about asking for advice to remove Trump signs. Look for them, and combined with the advice here you'll git real gud.

Attach a note that says "Every time this sign gets stolen Donny gets $20"

Is OP sure the culprits are turks?

Digging? What, you expect us to dig for Canadian money to help them make their payroll.

Fuck off, this is Holla Forums. We have threads here which are MONTHS old. There is no sliding here, learn to use the catalog you fucking scrub.

more like jewing

The "American Way" is to shoot your enemies dead.

kek

This is a good suggestion.

This is also a beautiful idea.

no, birds are cute

Some of those explosive dye packs that banks use might work well. I bet you can find those, or some product like it, online somewhere.

That old man was a nut. Takes a special kind of asshole to shoot an unarmed teenage girl as retribution for petty theft.

This. I almost forgot about leddit's penchant for vandalism.

I've worked with far less poisonous stuff than this, and even with top shelf fume hoods and safety equipment it's still fucking terrifying to handle and work with anything that is potentially fatal in the range of milligrams.

And this is liquids, any dry fine powdered substance that is highly toxic is fucking suicide to handle unless you're in a hazmat suit working in a specialized laboratory.

A gust of wind or you simply breathing too hard and congratulations, you've irreversibly contaminated your whole fucking house and yourself.

FBI kun why are you always trying to tempt me.

Spoken like a true nigger. "she dindu nuffin!"

Two words. Moat. Crocodiles.

If the fact that it tells you to repeat instructions that don't exist does not tip you off, then you are precisely the type of idiot it was meant to kill. Making ricin in your home is such a hilariously bad idea you'd have to be retarded to think about following those directions.
But, people still think the anarchists cookbook is legit and wasn't put out by a gov't organization to get wannabes to maim/kill themselves. There were far better guides that actually outlined safety precautions and had disclaimers about how this shit would probably blow up in your fucking face.

kek is not pleased, but you can repent your sins

Does it have to be on your lawn? Put one on the top of your roof, so when you hear them walking on your roof to steal it, you will have enough time to grab your rifle and steady your aim for a head shot.

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Put a sign next to the Trump sign saying that every time it gets stolen you contribute money to Trump by buying a new sign.

What's wrong with This War of Mine?

I bet it was a bunch of old people that were hippies in this 60s thinking they were fighting the man. Either that or some negros or spics.

Millet is for poor colored people and barley is for beer. Rye is the god tier grain.

put a Xmas lights around it. make shure Neutral wire is rusred away from old age and disconnected and isolation on Hot wire is damage by pesky rats and squirrels. Dont forget to have a nice watered ground around .

do not make a traps they are very illegal and you will be liable, however accidents are not and they happens.

Put a Xmas lights around the sign, make shure Neutral wire is rusted away from old age and do not conduct, make shure insulation on Hot wire is damaged by pesky rats and squirrels and dont forget to wet you ground

He also left the home door open and the entry in shambles.
Something that was pointed also activated concerned bystander laws as it was open for a period of time and the man known to be old.


That's just going to result in a popped GFI.
Removing that makes it murder, burns down your house, and then gets you cited for code violation.

This.

Killing a faggot for property damage is legal. Raping him is not.

do not make a traps they are very illegal and you will be liable, however accidents are not and they happens.

Put a Xmas lights around the sign, make shure Neutral wire is rusted away from old age and do not conduct, make shure insulation on Hot wire is damaged by pesky rats and squirrels and dont forget to wet your ground

You mean a trap?
Seriously, this kikery of mind is a sure sign you shouldn't be doing it.
Stop being a nigger, and get a banner to hang from your eves.

Kill yourself.

Hang it on the inside of your window op

do not make a traps they are very illegal and you will be liable, however accidents are not and they happens.

Put a Xmas lights around the sign, make shure Neutral wire is rusted away from old age and do not conduct, make shure insulation on Hot wire is damaged by pesky rats and squirrels and dont forget to wet your ground. for possible kill mode you will need an old slow breaker that do not trigger from leakage to the ground

do not make traps they are very illegal and you will be liable, however accidents are not and they happens.

Put a Xmas lights around the sign, Neutral wire should be rusted away from old age and do not conduct, insulation on Hot wire is damaged by pesky rats and squirrels and dont forget to wet your salty ground. Old slow breaker that do not trigger from leakage to the ground should be installed

From how far away?

Electricity, pipe gun booby traps, deadly poison, quitting sleep to stake out your own front yard forever, and even geese were suggested before this.

Go to your local pound and adopt a full grown big dog OP.

Electricity is by far the cheapest and best approach. There is just literally dozens of ways you can electrify a sign so if some one touches it they get a nice zap and they are not going to try and touch it again. All they ways you can do it does not need a cord running to the sign all you would need is a couple little batteries to power up the field and one some one touches it it is discharged. All anons must have at least 3 old transformers laying around and they work in both directions power up the output and the input is now boosted hook them up in series and bam you have a nice boost to voltage. A couple 9 volt batteries in series and you are in business.

Life is fun.

Stay on cuckchan

Ebin. Simply ebin. Not that the rest isn't complete fabrication, but this takes the cake.

Get a regular sign and surround it with those sticky rat traps

Expanded scenario for the electric death pack.
Use any kind of metal furnace duct sealing tape and put a real small border around the edge on both sides of the sign so when they grab it they touch both strips, you can go all the way around it and attach at the bottom.
Use tiny insulated wire to charge it with conceal it up the post leg.
You can make the death pack very small and bury it next to the sign carefully right next to the post leg.
Make sure you put a cam on it for kek posting
Do you need a circuit diagram for the death pack?

Steel weldment

Electric fence

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He probably just has 2 real small copper wires on each side of the bottom but I don't see where he powers it up from?

You misspelled SUBHUMAN

I don't think I'd trust you to make a circuit diagram.

File a police report and get a hidden camera

it was beautiful

Pussy
Go by a fencer or use stuff you have laying around that works exactly the same.
I guess if I write death pack on a cardboard box and attach 2 wires to my trump sign from it, should scare you off.

PS I think that video is a fake but a good fake none the less.

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Why stop before the sexy part? Autists today…

1) get poison ivy
2) mash poison ivy in a container to get juices out
3) add water
4) put in spray
5) spray trump signs

Depends on the state

Make a video while you are doing it please?

rig it up with explosives

Display a trump sign on your house using projection lighting.

bouncing betty

High voltage with a milliamp feed from the electric pack of death, makes your hand sting for a few minutes (probably tears as well)

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Bumped for answers.

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Yeah ok

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There are states where raping trespassers is legal?

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-Get a hollow pipe
-Cement it to ground
-Fill hollow pipe with cement
-Put sign on top
-Place next to road

You can also just put the sign on a really tall poll. Mexicans are manlets anyway

Just go full on Clark Griswold and turn the entire roof of your house into a giant TRUMP sign using christmas lights!