The Earth is about to give Trump the election

The Earth is about to give Trump the election

Risk of big earthquake on San Andreas fault rises after quake swarm at Salton Sea

archive.fo/uVwlZ

For the next 7 days, odds are 1/100 to 1/3000 there will be a major quake

Dem gaybois in LA are about to get earthquaked if kek wills it

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GOOD

Let's hope it take San Fran and Oakland

MEME IT

This is what you get for legalizing child prostitution

If there was ever a metro area that deserved to get completely swallowed by the Earth…

Feels good man.

Kill me, Pete.

BTW guys, I'd bet if it's above an 8 we'll see a large tsunami too.

does this image give anyone else a headache?

Something is wrong with you, it gives me wood.

What the hell, man?
Just run.
Fuck Pete.

…It would be Toronto. It's as bad as San Fag in term of degeneracy but it's also massively enriched by all kinds of diversity.

look at this lil bitchboy, afraid to die n shit

They forgot to accoutn for ambient reflections from the other sides of the crevices when they were putting in shadows. Pretty bad job, epsecially considering there was a whole movie about the San Andreas fault line experiencing a 9.8 earthquake.

meant OP did a bad job finding pics. But its also a shitty photoshop.

So is the bay area, there are millions of nigs, spicks, pajeets and dog eating Asians running around.

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San Fran is full of designated shitting streets as well.

Nothing wrong with the OP's pic.
t. professional nazi-frog artist.

Great. So Toronto is just the Northern San Fran. I thought it was still mostly filled with the worst kind of SJW hipster faggots it has always been full of. Liberalism needs to be punished by death.

Check my dubs
Keke grant me mine dubs

would be pretty cool if the earthquake does a lot of work killing the mexicans for us

Why don't you invite Pete unto yourself then, chicken shit.

You can't ask for dubs from our froggy lord, especially when you call him Keke you dumb faggot.

looks like he doesn't like you either :^)

Jesus…

He didn't beg for dubs like a pleb.

lol

Breddy good, I'm planning to get a tattoo on my neck, can you rustle up something?

Why in the world would you get a tattoo? Especially of a fucking badly drawn cartoon frog?

Just have the tattoo artist draw a 1.5 inch wide collar around your neck where the noose will go on DOTR, degenerate.

Wish me luck anons.

Hopefully Pete won't come for you, good luck.

Reminder that only mentally ill degenerates get their bodies tattooed. Your body can be a beautiful thing user. Don't ruin it.

Everybody who posts that image is a really stupid faggot.

Go be a low-t homosexual somewhere else.
There's only one tattoo that a Holla Forumsack should brand himself with though.
And that is ONLY The Black Sun.

I don't understand why anyone would ever live near an active fault line. I'm not sure the people who live near an active fault line could explain why they live there either.

Between nature killing L.A and Pokémon Go killing liberals over the U.S, Trump might get a landslide in the most unconventional way.

Seeing gays getting swallowed by the earth would be really nice.
Kek make it happen!

So, in essence, if anyone gets trips or quads (1/100 and 1/1000 chance), kek may bless us with a quake?

Sweet dubs m80

I think that settles it. Quickly upcoming are the 999 and 000 trips. PREPARE.

Maybe it's dubs.
Shut up. You don't know.
Never try to guess how it works again.
You'll only be wrong.
You don't ask for the dubs, and you don't guess.
They are bestowed upon you.

Please kek grant me trips.

BEGGING DOESN'T WORK
THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED
QUAKE NOW

QUAKE THE FAGS, EARTH WAR NOW

Don't let the haters tells you that you can't get a beautiful tattoo on your neck. They're just racist meanies.

Please send pics when it's done. Also check my digits, praise paypay the toad.

Nice dubs of truth btw.

Dear kek may there be great quakes in commie land.

Quakes!!

off by 2

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If we get enough dubs, it'll probably compensate and quake anyways.

I WILL BELIEVE YOU

If you fags are going to try and force repeating integers, at least dream big go for the 7700000 get.

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God fucking dammit, they weren't even anything good.

You're certainly contributing some nice dubs there yourself

We must not agonize about the past. The Fire Rises and the earth quakes.

7777777 better be fucking gud

Fuck me, I could definitely leave this place ASAP but my friends and family would think I'm crazy and would never come with me. I can't abandon them especially when I'm the most resourceful one. I pray to Kek he grants me favor to weather the storm.

here's hoping.

Do it, kek! Don't let our memes be dreams!

- Adolf Hitler

Don't worry. Kek will bless us. I know it.

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rolling for mass libshit deaths

Looks like Commieforia's gonna spill there spaghetti soon..

I'll just leave this offering here for kek.

Wouldn't this just cause a national emergency and postpone/cancel the election?

pls no the filipino savages here in hawaii will murder my family

Rolling for earthquake in anti-trump areas

GOOD LUCK QUAKE CHAN!

CALI FAGGOTS IN FOR OCTOBER SURPRISE!

SAN FRAN UNDER GROUND

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

We want an earthquake in San fran, nt to explode the entire planet.

( )
We've got a winner.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

NO.
to really postpone this election an go for that third Obunghole term there would need to be some sort of military and police action.

They would need to make it look like we were being invaded or some thing.

YOU REALIZE CALI HAS A LARGER GDP THAN MANY NATIONS?

ULTIMATE CALI QUAKE WILL TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF U.S. GDP LIKELY SUFFICIENT TO INDUCE THE LOOMING ECONOMY QUAKE AS WELL

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

GOOD LUCK QUAKE-CHAN

This is what you get for legalizing child prostitution.

But user, that's The Annoying Thing, which represents either Nun or Amun, not Kek.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

Now wreck San Francisco. Sink it beneath the waves.

DEAD KIKES
LITERALLY FLAMING FAGGOTS
SPIC HOLOCAUST
1/100 MAKE IT HAPPEN
KILL EM ALL

KEK WILLS IT

dubs confirm

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TBH WE REQUIRE A MAGNITUDE 8.8 EARTHQUAKE

Are you some kind of racist-frog expert to judge my beautiful work ?

PRAISE POOPEE THE CROAKER

DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD

Psalm 5

10 Destroy thou them, O God; let them fall by their own counsels; cast them out in the multitude of their transgressions; for they have rebelled against thee.

11 But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them: let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee.

12 For thou, Lord, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield.

LET THIS BE THE WILL OF KEK

This is what you have tatooed on yourself. It's not Kek. It's Amun riding his invisible air motorcycle.

This tbh.

Fuck pete.

>I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I hope the earthquake comes hours after something occurs where someone in sanfran desperately tries to hit get a hitpiece out on trump.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I BELIEVE
I FUCKIN BELIEVE!!!!

DO YOU FAGGOTS BELIEVE

False.

DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD

Psalm 58

6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O Lord.

7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.

8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.

9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.

10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.

11 So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

not a single set of dubs in response to this. Sad!

MAKE IT SHAKE QUAKE-CHAN!

Actually the main minorities are asian and hispanic. Not that that's a big redeeming factor - most whites are hipsters.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
PRAISE KEK

Kek doesn't agree.

now you made me sad…
How to remove it my tats now ? Is there some kind of paint that I can cover myself with ?

PRAISE KEK

KEK DOES AGREE

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Damn, you were quick to get butthurt.
Get over it.
Weeaboo faggot.

Is this the will of Kek? Could there be a fiber example of chaos?

You don't have to remove it. You just have to devote yourself to Amun now. You can start by listening to this song every time you wake up from now on.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IGNORES THE WILL OF KEK APOSTATE

annoying frog doesn't represent anything.
it's a shitty corporate cell phone scam meme that needs to be forgotten now.
You'll be punished if you try to implement it.

DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD

Psalm 69

24 Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.

25 Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.

26 For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.

27 Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.

28 Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.

I'M PRAYING FOR RAIN

AND I'M PRAYING FOR TIDAL WAVES

I WANNA SEE THE GROUND GIVE WAY

I WANNA WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN

alright, i'm loving this tune already, so …

Thanks for your help, kind stranger.
I love this place, thank you 8chaun/POL/

PRAISE PEYPAY

He only became a scam when he got neutered. We just need to make him a new penis, like Isis did with her husband Osiris when his dick was thrown into a river by Set and eaten by fish. Once he is repenised, he will be back to being himself again.

Psalm 83

13 O my God, make them like a wheel; as the stubble before the wind.

14 As the fire burneth a wood, and as the flame setteth the mountains on fire;

15 So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.

16 Fill their faces with shame; that they may seek thy name, O Lord.

17 Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame, and perish

Learn to swim.

Learn to swim.

Learn to swim.

In the name of Maynard we pray.

I went to san fran recently and the downtown was overrun with niggers pissing in public and drinking and loitering in big groups blasting music and shouting at random people walking by. The air was horrific, a noxious mix of sewage, weed, cigarette smoke, and piss vapor all at once. Whatever white hippy culture once existed there has long gone, it's overrun with diversity now.

Too bad he's an anti-Trump cuck.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

At least I'll have a front row seat to commiefornia going the way of the Dodo.

(big check right there)

all these barely checked digits
meme magic is stronk in this thread

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I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU!

I will believe in you

self checking those digits

maximum kek
Cannot wait for this country to become great again

this too

This is suffering. Fucking gooks, chinks and SEA monkeys are, but qt East Aryans are nowhere to be found here in VA.


I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

Rolling for historic quake

Rolling for large scale quake

Rolling for medium scale quake

There are hardly any dubs anywhere in this thread, kek is not with this. Not happening.

The speaker of truth

A line needs to be drawn between the mostly white and Asian suburbs and the culturally enriched urban areas, many of the counties straddle both.

If you live in SF, whites appear to be somewhere around 1/3rd of the population.

Stop rolling faggot, gets have to happen naturally you fucking 4cuck.

Oh, kek, what a joker

Wait a second.
It's clearly not, and yet,
user. Did you see, in my post, hidden dubs that the rest of us could not see?

MEME IT!

I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT KEK, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

hahahha kek just made you rekt

nah misclicked sorry

Rest assured, San Andreas will quake them one day. How I hope that day would come soon…

What if you subconsciously misclicked it?

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filthy dumb nigger scum in that pic

I think that's just an extremely tanned white girl

The beanerpocalypse will happen now
Get ready to die Cali

roll

AYYYYYYYY

BLESSED BE

LMAO

k

(checked)
Shitty get, tbh.

Fuck off, reddit

IT'S GONNA BE YUGE!

AND IT'S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

TRUST ME

Earthquakes are bound to happen now in cali

I BELIEVE IN YOU

Shadilay.

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I own a Home in El Dorado County.

Hoping for some ocean-front real estate soon.

Rolls on your own post are non-gets.

I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEVE

NIGGER

FUUUUUUCK
post habbening theme

Perfection

low energy

WITNESSED

Check-ception

Been nice shitposting with you lads. MAGA for me.

FATALITY

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

RIP Cali

OC

CHECKED AND ERECT

This is the image you use when checking dubs with dubs.

CHECK 'EM

wow

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high energy gets

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

THE GETS RISE

plz be my ai gf

Meanwhile, in SanFransisco…

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

KEK, GOD OF GODS

HE WHO EBBS WITH THE UNDULATIONS OF THE PRIMORDIAL SEA

HE WHO PREDICTS THE GROWTH OF THE BRANCH OF THE TREE

HE WHO VIBRATES ON THE FREQUENCY OF ALL THINGS

HE WHO HERALDS THE COMING OF THE GREAT HAPPENING OF 2017

PRAISE HIS NAME

Then the Happening is upon us. Praise Kek.

Pray tell, what is the great happening of 2017?

My crystal ball says massive coordinated terror attack in multiple european cities, during the summer with thousands of dead civilians.

the energy rises

(heil'd)


Massive coordinated terror attacks across Europe, possibly the US, and the ensuing race war.

Take it for what it's worth, but back in February I had a very ominous and disturbing feeling about NYE 2017…..

Trump reveals himself to be a time traveler, Israel is nuked on accident, and it turns out that Merkel was just making Europeans angry enough to rise up as the thousand year reich is formed.

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AND RISES

out of the earth energy levels
goodbye sa

I TRIED WARNING YOU IN ALL THE CALIFAG THREADS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY
SODOM AND GOMORRAH 2.0: ARIZONA BAYGALOO COMING SOON
b-but when, user?
NOW, YOU HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 2

Did someone say….

KEBAB REMOVAL?

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The best birthday gift an user could ask for.

Maybe Cali falling off into the ocean is that DAK thing that's been spammed here.
10/16 or some crap.

That's only if Cascadia goes too which SA could easily trigger
everything west of interstate 5 underwater, get ready for happening.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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until Oct. 2.
It's probably happening tonight or tomorrow.
Something stirs in the depths, the last one wasn't "real" either. Borrego Springs June 10.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I BELIEVE IN YOU

I am staying. We'll need people everywhere, and due to being initiated I'll be needed perhaps here more than most.

I AM READY

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THE ENERGY OF THE QUAKE THAT DESTROYS COMMIEFORNIA WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE ENERGY IN THIS THREAD

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
*sage for fucking up*

Fuck, dude

dubs confirm it

Good luck, user. I hope you have a pretty serious bug-out bag prepared.
The only good aspect I can see is that SEALS and certain unpozzed USAF divisions are based in socal and are largely still white and redpilled.
You'll know shit's about to get fucked when you see AWACS flying east.

Truth.

Califags confirmed blessed for the happening

Trips confirm if you're in commiefornia, you need to book it.
Keep our Holla Forumsacks safe.

GET WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD

did we meme irresponsibly?

Not really.
Think of all the filth that comes from that cesspit.

You better be ring-gong from Commifornia when this hits.

No, Arizona Bay is the most responsible memetic device anyone has ever concocted.

Fuck no. California is the degenerate capital of America. The sooner it's purged the better.

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It depends. From what I see most anons here are prepared, and will probably survive, and the degenerates are too busy jerking eachother off to notice the fact that they are in danger of immediate happening.
In the end, only time will tell what kek does to us.

Hot damn.

Wew we're getting a lot of digits in this thread.

Kek is here.

Been thinking of this. Arm? Back? Chest? whole face?

Tesla built an earthquake machine and Trump has the device functional.

.>>7700521


I was too late as usual. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm so fucked.

KEK IS SPEAKING TO US

nice rare gif

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Hey, did you know you can make multiple detonations in Nukemap now?

nice stash
But why half the salt is normal and half of it is iodized?
Just get all iodine m8

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based planet tbh

What happened to 'im doing good in the suddenly acceptable polls?

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

You always could, dude.

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They didn't legalize children prostitution.

Thread Anthem

checked and keked

OH SHIT
rechecked and rekeked

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noice

Personally I would probably get it on my palm(s). The shape has a lot of intrinsic power to it, and thus it is a very practical metaphysical tool to wield.

Yes even the very shape (as many other's too) causes reality to become more plastic/aetheric and capable of being molded.

No I'm not sure if I would ever get any tattoo any how, as perhaps after living for 100 more years I'd prefer another sacred shape.

c-c-c-c-c-c-c–c-combo breaker

gay

No nigga THIS is gay

AND RISES

meme it hard

REKT

Ugh! That means the aftershocks in OC are gonna be fucking ridiculous.

Like I really need that kind of headache.

now thats what i call a kek blessed thread

meming it

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???

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Guys, I'm seriously concerned for my friends in California at this point.

There is no need to be afraid
The good ones and strong ones will survive and thrive
The degenerates will be purged

100%

Kek, since you're watching, what happened to our coughing fit and pants of shit?

That's it. Kek wills it.

So it shall be recorded that in the Year of Kek 2016 California slid into the sea.

posting in an official

HIGH

NRG
R
G

Thread

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

SHADILAY

Now those are some iron man numbers

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

LET THE EARTH SWALLOW THEM ALL

WEW

(checked)
Kek has indeed praised you.

So now we wait, wait for a death toll in the "double digits" if you know what I mean…

more like in the triple digits

Dubs on a dubs list.

I'm gonna go get comfy and turn on the news, and just wait for it to happen.

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Death toll ends in quints.

somehow it all connected

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I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

HEIL'D, COMFY, AND CONNECTED

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sweet mother of kek

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

dubs checking trips checking dubs on a dubspost

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And again.

This thread is truly blessed.

THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING

Im buying more into this theory every day.

BEHOLD

LAST 3 DIGITS WILL BE THE OFFICIAL DEATH TOLL

SHADILAY

STOP

Careful, the media might actually blame this on him.

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yes it can
it just did

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I live in California and now I'm terrified.

PRAISE KEK

Fug.

GET THE HELL OUT

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kek will assist you

Leave. Now. Don't pack, don't do anything, just leave.

Please, KEK, take the new Sodom to the depths of the Pacific Ocean.

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Kek better not be messing with us

c…c…c…can I post one more animu?

Praise KEK

CONFIRMED HE'S NOT

You will die for this

Dubs confirm kek is serious as fuck about this. California is toast

Praise kek.

Arise, take thy wife, and thy two daughters, which are here; lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city.

Double confirmation

lel

Doubly confirmed.

WHAT ARE YOU?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET SO MANY DUBS

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HOLY FUCKING KEK

Go hide some spaghetti in one of those boxes. I dare you!

PRAISE KEK

CONFIRMED

THIS THREAD IS BLESSED

CONFIRMED AND PRAISED

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BRAISE GEG

PRAISE KEK

Praise Him indeed!

SHADILAY
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I hate the fact that I feel I have to explain this every time there is a "predicted earthquake."

CRASHING THIS STATE
WITH NO SURVIVORS

I've never seen so many gets in one thread. Ever.

URBAN AREAS OF CALIFORNIA WILL BE DESTROYED
CALIFORNIA WILL GO RED

SHADILAY
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

KEK IS A TRULY GREAT GOD

CALIKIKES BTFO OUT OF THIS DIMENSION

Praise His name.

PRAISE KEK

SHADILAY
SHADILAY

W E W

Dude, they're not going to make it.

WEW

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IT WON'T FUCKING STOP!

I hope the entire state cracks off of the face of this fucking continent and becomes a socialist hellhole that ends in helicopter rides.

Where would be a good place to view the event?

How many dubs is f8f96e going to get?
WHO IS THIS MADMAN?

CASCADIA SUBDUCTION ZONE MAKES THE TSUNAMI, SAN AN TRIGGERS THAT
Worst case with just san an is LA and SF getting the Haiti treatment.

could this be?
THE TRUMP CURSE?!

YOU'RE GONNA GET TIRED OF WINNING

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT TO?

NO I WON'T

Brah, you gotta get in this shit mayn

Uh, I don't know San Fran, that seems pretty gay….

I told you LA; as long as our waste transport systems don't touch it's totally not gay brah!

I NEVER SAID I DID
LET THE FIRE RISE

What the FUCK is happening?

Five consecutive gets in one thread. Honestly never seen this before.

IT NEVER WILL

KEK has blessed this thread. California will be wiped clean

Witnessed

You are truly blessed by Kek, user.

MADMAN

IT KEEPS RISING

PRAISE KEK

rolling for compensation quake

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THE FIRE IS BEYOND THE SKIES

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You can't force a get.

f8f96e

but you can force a quake

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

Greater than that of Japan on March 11, 2011, please, KEK. More than 9.0, please, KEK.

iTS HAPPENING CONFIRMED

Double dubs confirm, we're in a happening.

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS

KEK IS TOO STRONG

SINK IT INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN

PLEASE KEK, ACCEPT THIS OFFERING OF VINTAGE, ORIGINAL-FLAVOR PEPE

FUGGGGG

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

WE NOW KNOW WHY WE DIDNT STOP IT

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I'll try to make it

WHY CONTAIN IT?

San Fran is so fucked.

Confirmed.

WE ARE IN NON CONTAINMENT LEVELS WE HAVE NEVER SEEN

AAAAAAAAA

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

QUADS CONFIRMING DOUBLE DUBS
IT'S HAPPENING

Aaaaaah!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CONTAINMENT LEVELS = GREY DEATH LEVEL

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ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.

WHY CONTIAN IT?

We are are hitting lvls of autism or meme magik I didn't think were possible.

I think its meme magic tho.

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

(checked)
Sanfran was the PEEPEEPOOPOOpocalypse city turned into a 3rd world designated city shitting ground.

NOW IT IS TIME IT GETS FLUSHED

WE ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP SAN FRAN JC

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If singles, everything will be ok

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE SAN ANDREAS NOW

What a time to be alive.

Faggot.

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So all of California will get btfo?

WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE

YES

dubs negate

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dubs confirm benis

Confirmed.

Too bad, really. There's some good wine country out there.

Oh well.

Ow. I'm leaving now. I have tempted the hand of Kek. I am shamed.

Most of the Lugenpresse and their mouthpieces are in California

Not so fast user

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Kek speaks.

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Numbers have been doubled (as in death toll)

Shills single post has been negated

NEGATED

LET
IT
BE
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

KEK
EKE
KEK

THANK YOU KEK

Holy beard of Odin this is going to be brutal!

If dubs we reich now

WEAK

later?

SHADILAY!

we already reich bitch

Stop begging Kek for dubs, that's not how it works.

First California must be turned to dust.

hah
singles never counted
and you dont ask for dubs

NO BRAKES

Your false god has no power here.

tho fourth reich will succeed

Well that's not gonna happen in the event of an earthquake.
It's gonna be wet.
And it's gonna be weird.

Can KEK postpone that earthquake for the day after tommorrow? I live next to the fault, but it always seems to create earthquakes somewhere else, and I just so happen to be going there tommorrow.

Once again, confirmed.

You know what would go great with this disaster? Non stop terror strikes from the sand niggers.

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so what you're saying is
TSUNAMIQUAKE?

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KEK CONFIRMS TSUNAMIS TO COVER THE ENTIRE STATE

So a typical day in San Fran then?

California is fucked tbh, earthquakes don't take much energy to trigger, but the release of energy is high and functions exponentially if you know what I mean.

I for one cannot wait for the greatest natural disaster of all time

user leave now, at least for a day, go visit the grand canyon or something, but for your sake please leave

oh, man
that's
gross

Schaudenfrued intensifies.

its dead

Shit's gettin' fun.

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Why contain it?

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

REMINDER THAT IT'S JUST BEGUN

Grossening intensifies.

wiped off the map

PRAISE KEK!

WHY NOT CONTAIN IT?
SPREAD IT THROUGH THE NORMIES
PURGE THE DEGENERATES

Dubs ask, why indeed?

BTFO

HIV

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Pls include me in the screenshot

FUCKIN KEK

I just realized all this shit we're doing is non-figutatively the plot yo yugioh

KEK INDEED

President Trump is going to have to build a Dyke so disabled kids can finally return to Disney Land.

IT CANNOT BE CONTAINED

it;s orgre guise time to pack in

Trips confirm AIDS infested rampage.

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HOLY TRIPS OF SUPREME JUSTICE

WE AT HAPPENING DEFCON: 0

Checked

Thread theme, see ya down in Arizona Bay

Commiefornia's full of them

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San Fran confirmed for uncontainable amounts of pee pee and poo poo, with faggots and dindus

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Good fucking god. We're awakening ancient gods through doing unrelated shit for fun. Anyone else here who has an old Yu Gi Oh deck sitting on their shelf?

LEARN TO SWIM

Can't contain the strain.

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I feel kinda sorry for the Pacific Ocean, tbh

To be completely serious, San Fran really needs to get the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment.

I see all these gets, but I have family going and I cannot tell them I cannot go because of a power of a frog god. All I can do is trust in KEK and hope nothing goes wrong for me.

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I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

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Have fun in the ocean!

KEK will protect you disciple

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Sending kikes to the shadow realm.

I have the entire season 0 collection that Bandai produced before kikenami got ahold of it and pozzed it to hell for shekels
>tfw oldfag fa/tg/uy who loved this shit way too much and had nobody to play with
anyone wanna duel?

Is getting caught part of your plan?

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

You have just doomed this user.

of course!

RECONQUISTA THIS, BEANERS

It is now.
TOMORROW

Ruh roh

Man a bunch of relentless GISing proves I need to take a bunch of screencaps of the climax of Madoka

Kek's will, not mine.

dubs
for you

Those digits do. I do not mind being Bane, he survived. I will chronicle all the shit that happens then.

And for you.

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

For you user

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We look forward to the thread, user.

Sky's the limit when your god is a frog and your shitposts are spicy and dank.

Bruh, you're fucked.

no u!

What will turn the remains of San Fran into?

Can we get a lurking Trumpson to comment on this? Holy balls.

was getting dubs part of the plan?

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Semites are plentiful there, so yeah

Pretty sure Trump's protecting his property on the East Coast.

I know man, Just give us a chimpout or something.

I'm sure there's plentiful happenings in store for the east, hopefully jewyork

And also for you

kek wills it

JEWYORK CONFIRMED KILL

Jew York happening confirmed.

Kek is sending some mixed messages here.

Have we started the quakes?

The mems have turned on me kek

There's that schadenfreude again

double confirmed

its habbening

lets make it happen!

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Praise Kek!

Praise KEK

praise kek
braise geg :DDDDDDDD

JewYork down. Those canadians need some shit too.

By the end of Kek's wrath all that will be left is Kansas at this rate.

fug DDDD:

TORONTO?

OH FUG :DDDDD
IDS ALL OBER :DDDDD
HABBENING IMMINENT

The power of Kek will make it happen.

AT THIS RATE, THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET IS GOING UNDER

Jew York and Canada dead.

Praise Kekkaku. TL Note: Kekkaku means frog

nah, we're good.
let's not overshoot it.
death to cali

Alright, who showed Lord Kek the movie "2012"?

Rolling for total planetary Habbening

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CHECKED

its happening right under our noses

The meme magic is real

PRAISE KEK

Canada will get what is coming to them soon enough

Holy shit it's all happening!

2012 inspired habbening imminent.

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Fugh!

Is San Diego safe?

ALL OF IT

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better find a boat

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NO

those digits!!!
More than confirmed none will remember Sodom and Gomorrah, but San Fransisco, New York and Canada will be go down with divine fury

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Kek, please destroy Commiefornia.

Science is fighting back against magic. Meme harder, lads!

Go down fighting. You will forever swim in the primordial pond with Kek.

This is insane. It won't stob habbening.

SHE'S FULL OF SHIT

Can KEK postpone that earthquake for the day after tommorrow? I live next to the fault, but it always seems to create earthquakes somewhere else, and I just so happen to be going there tommorrow.

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KEK WILL DEFEAT YOU

Lucy Jones is a kike and a shill and is packing her bags to get out ahead of the dumbshits who listen to her.

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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(((Dr. lucy Jones)))

DEATH TO THE TECHNOCRACY

NO
San Die is fucked

They can't predict earthquakes for shit, probability ranges from 1 in 100 to 1 in 3000
There hasn't been a major event earthquake in 300 years in socal, when there is usually one every 100.
JUST TRY AND CONTAIN IT

Nowhere is safe from kek.

Thats not what i wanted to post. Anyway Kek should be loving this, chaos is his pride and joy and we are fiving him a massive heaping of chaos.

Does this make Holla Forums the Virtual Adepts, or the Marauders?

NONE SHALL ESCAPE

SHADILAY

Someone should archive the gets in this thread.

Variety is the spice of life, user.
I know theyre expensive compared to beans…but goddamn Im going to be giddy having me some bacon spam and (powdered) eggs in the post happening recovery

We Marauders fam. We so magickal the world has to expel us en masse to save itself from how awesome we're going to make things once freed.

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I got you fam

archive.is/78x1z

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I wonder if Yellowstone is going to blow anytime soon

I think you're one behind already!

ANOTHER ONE

If the libshits wanted to save themselves, they would better learn to swim.

I think we have enough happenings for this week, maybe next week.

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Niggers, we're not the fucking modern Sodom.
Get out now.
You reap what you sow.

The Golden Don will stop it.

All you can do is
RUUUUUUUUN

Nothing will stop the destruction of California. I believe it.

And what state deserves it more?

Washington DC.

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I was feeling really shitty before this thread happened. Now I'm grinning and full of energy. We Illuminati now.

Perhaps kek has other plans; we shall see. I would trust kek more than the science at this point.

She doesn't look like an expert.

Kek agrees, here we go again.

Technically not a state, but I agree with you in principle, user.

wew

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I play the spell-card Pot of Greed, do you know what that does yugi?

It let's me draw 2 digits.

So is pic related true? If Trump has Tesla's time travel tech he also has his Earthquake tech (the Earthquake tech has even been proven to work and is public knowledge.)

HOW ABOUT KATLA?
archive.fo/482M7

Of Course!

Was already confirmed by the digits.

can i haz contact?

Kek confirms.

Earthquakes, floods, and mass HIV.

San Diego nigger here, let the quake come. I just hope the internet doesn't get handed over to the UN.

There's probably enough HIV in California to pollute the entire Pacific Ocean and take out all of Asia.

Sorry East Aryans.

WE ARE STUCK IN ETERNAL HAPPENING

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THE HAPPENING IS STUCK IN HERE WITH US

DUBS CONFIRM THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Checked for Eternal Happening, we will forever be stuck in September.

Stickiness confirmed.

Better be after the election because obunger is just going to call marshal law if it happens this year.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

Your digits and your post confuse me, user.

CA would go red without the blue buttfuckers between SF and LA. He wouldn't have enough support.

year of the fire cock confirmed

Guys, you really shouldn't want this.
Holla Forums's servers are location in San Fransisco.

EITHER OBONGO TRIES TO TAKE POWER (and fails?) OR HAPPENINGS HAPPEN AFTER ELECTION CONFIRMED
Your choice kek

we have phillipenes m8

YALIDASH

First of all, it would have to be a fresh start because all the threads would be lost along with San Fran.
Also, Phillipenes has slow as shit internet as HW will attest, so this site would be even slower than it already is.

no.
fuck off

I
WILL
BELIEVE
IN
YOU

All worf it if San Fran takes a swim, m8.

Does kek want to punish the semites?
the holiday is roshashana or some shit

true
purge the degenerates

Gas the kikes, race war now.

this quake is the first step towards that

I'm OP and even I don't understand what I have done by creating this thread

Goodbye CA

I LOVE YOU FAULT-CHAN

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

you have started the next generation of memes

MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

We are making Elon Musks dream real
who's #hyperloop2016 here?
honestly this is just part of the trump curse after Musk said he wanted to launch trump into space

WITNESS ME

Actually wait, i'm onto something.
HOLY KEK
THIS WAS ALL PART OF TRUMPS PLAN

Also, there would be thousands of anons out campaigning for Trump instead of shitposting online.

All according to Keikaku

Ah shit, now you've done it.

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Obummer won't declare martial nationwide because a few million cucks sink.

checked and keked

You acted as the medium to conduct Kek's magic. Be proud you are getting rid of some of America's and the world's problems.

To all Califags here, they're expecting some of us at the wreckage brother.

He'll only say "me" and "I" 53 times in the memorial service.

Have we started the fire?

Checked both
archive.is/sKezq for future refrence

btw braise geg bro :DDDDDDDD

fug :dddddd

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I'm so glad my parents actually loved me and took me to see Alcatraz before it fell into the ocean. Probably the only thing I will miss about San Francisco.

(checked)
All politicians and pedowood inhabitants are so caught in their own degeneracy that they completely forgot they live on unstable Terra.

Top miss bruh

I am proud to sacrifice my body on the altar of meme magic astronomicon

That's the only real loss tbh, Alcatraz wasn't even that secure.

The chowder in sourdough bread bowls was top notch, but that can be had anywhere now.

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Yes, the fire rises.

Central cali beaches are god-tier, I have to admit. I hope the new Arizona coastline matches up.

SWABBEY GET OFF Holla Forums!

When did you become a non-normie?

KEK WILLS IT

POLITICIANS AND PEDOS MUST GO

Confirmed.

Fire rising, Wew. Let us just pile the magic some more.

the memes, jack

Alaska has the best sourdough now, they do some fucking crazy shit with it up there
Nipland's ricecooker thick-cakes have nothing on those fuckers.

I've never been much of a beach guy, love the water hate the sand and how it gets in fucking everything.

DUBS CONFIRM

Who?

kek's perfect mirror dubs smites the shameful quint 0's.

Politicians and pedos confirmed casualties.

aren't those the same thing?

Just checking some of these great digits. Too many in the whole thread to check em all, the magic is too strong here.

CHECKED

More gets in this thread than I have ever seen.

California is doomed, fam.

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Lots of overlap, but one can be a pedo without being a politician.

Damn time you fine

Yep, if you know anything about anything you know Tongues is just random numbers.
We're communing right now, and the consensus is clear.

OH CALI'S GONNA BURN ALRIGHT

-jc denton 2025

LEARN TO SWIM

I installed Deus Ex for the fist time since 2008 a few hours ago, it's a sign

A BOMB JC

JC

THE FIRE MONKEY RISES JC

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current year ayy lmao

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The year Trump Jr.s presidency begins.

The year his son takes over

Get your habbenings ready boys, we got 8 more current years until the trump dynasty

I, too, am the autist who will scroll through a blessed thread and quote all the dubs in an offering to our patron frog.

But the task is too mighty for this thread. THe power is too strong tonight. Is it becasue of the new moon? Do you think Kek's power grows stronger in the 'obscurity' of the darkest phase of the moon?

Trump Dynasty confirmed. Kek wills it.

Is this a hivemind?
Almost in a matter of 30 seconds we all coincidentally posted about Trump jr. becoming president
I think its confirmed

Holy shit, it is the black moon tonight. This must be why we got such awesome power here, PRAISE THE MOON AND PRAISE KEK!

OH SHIT KEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Through our collective force of shitposting we can meme this quake into existence, only if Kek wills it. Keep it up lads.

I thought Invanka (Tits) Trump was next

Who is the Egyptian god of the moon?
If the moon god frog god and father of the frog god all get involved i am going to kek to death

The Black Moon heralds the Black Sun.

Uhh so I live in Vancouver. If this happens will the big BC earthquake happen?

Whether it is the dark moon or just meme magic brought about by the gathering of the hive mind

Kek is here among us tonight, brothers

He is in the air

He is pulsing the wires of the interwebs

And his power courses and flows to the San Andreas fault

And shortly there will be a great happening

And we will praise His name, and be happy to be alive during this time.

It's interesting to me how quickly we lost sight of the original purpose (Cali quake) and started reveling in the power of the magic itself. On one hand, that makes us less effective in a goal oriented fashion.

But it makes us far more powerful as individual magicians.

only though the villages of degeneracy user

Gas yourself for speaking that way about the daughter of the Emperor.

oh shi-

(checked)

FUGG now i have to gas myself XD :( :( :(

I was just trying to admire her Aryan beauty

Shiiiiiit!

The natural disaster is the route of the magic
Kek is bringing magic through chaos
after all, he is the god of chaos

Disloyal user btfo by this sweet get

this too

Consecu-dubs

Dubs confirm the will of Kek.

Hot damn now thats sum dubs if i e'er see'm

Meme magic doesn't follow the same structure as ceremonial magic. There's not quantifiable focus, buildup and release, it's more like a gread undulating shitpost wave that manifests with great potency and diffuses back into the flow of lulz and bantz in an eternal ebb and flow.

We don't need to lower our standards to praise her beauty.

Is that a yes? No?

Thank god I don't live in Downtown. Coquitlam is built on a rock, all I'd have to worry about is minor flooding.

SPOILERS FOR VANCOUVERITES
THE SEARS TOWER WAS BUILT WITH HALF THE REBAR THE ARCHITECT HAD ASKED FOR. THAT SHIT IS GOING DOWN AND WILL FLOOD THE STREETS WITH NOT JUST RUBBLE BUT SMOKE AND DUST, WEAR DUST FILTERS TO FILTER OUT THE CONCRETE OR GET CANCER. MANY OF THE BUILDINGS IN THE VANCOUVER DOWNTOWN AREA WERE NOT BUILT TO CODE. YOUR SAFEST PLACE IS A SMALL HOUSE OR A REINFORCED BUILDING THAT THEY DIDN'T SKIMP OUT ON REBAR ON (THEY PROBABLY DID EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY DIDN'T)

We Lilith now!

And trips!

This whole thread has been like this. Amazing.

all these gets in this short time
and that is a no, you wont get damaged.
You will live user.

I almost feel like backing away from the keyboard, if you know what I mean.

literally the best thread of the last few months

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Confirmed that you will be spared.

Earn it.

Thanks. Well I feel like a dumb faggot. I panicked and spilled trade secrets. Oh well.

California building codes are less strict than BC and even easier to skirt around. Expect literally everything to collapse except reinforced buildings in the affected areas of California.

If anyone wants to ask me anything about construction and related earthquake happenings feel free, I've got insider info.

Apparently it is Khonsu, a green looking god. If I remember right, Kek was the original 8 who created the main god, who created the others. So kek has a connection to all of them.

holy shit, this thread was a dubs thread half a thread ago and it is still delivering

KEKKEKE

Calif seismic codes confirmed.

Do you believe they will stand in the face of Kek's power, user?

Having actually performed seismic analysis of buildings in California, I don not.

Shadilay!

I thought of replying to myself to get the quick dub, thanks for getting it

Rolling for contact. Kek, are you the Wave Existence?

Looking green…confirmed, I guess.

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That's not how it's done, user.

This thread is about to hit the bump limit.

What a ride it's been.

See you after the quake, fam.

NEW THREAD

Yellowstone

the rides never over

My understanding is that the codes are designed so that the buildings stand long enough for an evacuation to complete.

This user gets it. It's about optimizing trajectory within the flow.

PRAISE KEK

Did mods delete around 110 posts in this thread? What the fuck?

Checked

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
how's everything been for the past months Holla Forums? I've been absent for a while due to lightning striking my apt. and destroying my monitor.

" The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him. The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him. But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies." Nahum 1:5-8

Decriminalizing everything about gay culture and lifestyle did effectively that.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

CRUMBLE THE DEGENERATES INTO DUST

But why?

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

CALIFORNIA WILL BE PLUNGED INTO THE ABYSS

I gotta do my bit to meme this.

PRAISE KEK, SINK CALIFORNIA, PRAISE KEK

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Oklahoma had a 5.2 quake recently, I'm worried.

I know, this thread hit the 751 post limit, archived proof: archive.is/STnal What is the purpose of deleting posts to suddenly reopen the thread?

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

Anime hating Holla Forums goons must hang for their heresy

San Andreas, or San Andreas Quake?
I hope it's San Andreas Quake, that'd be far more hilarious.

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

GOD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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pump up the volume, bumpb out the uglies. yes, it's appropriate now to delicate unto the wordsmith banging slog. take now me a big deal, or send out a little girl. sometimes, it just makes sense. of course if there are no shattering smiths, or billowing bogs…we're there. unto the wizard is given the wordsmith challenge. what does that mean? hard brow…beard…cackling revelation. the cackling revelations. my final cackling revelation.

I starting to believe you don't communicate to God with prayer, but with memes or in a sense a prayer is a meme if enough people do the same exact one.

Trump will become president, Escape from LA is going to become a reality

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I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU

I Believe I want to believe.
Also should the potential earthquake be named the Omar or the Mateen?

I can't wait for this to happen

Prayer is the exact same as a meme. Prayer is when a group of people collectively think of the same thing, willing it to action; memes are when a group of people collectively understand and share the same concept, idea, event, etc.

It's called Group Consciousness, I think kikepedia has an article on it. It probably has a relation to quantum mechanics and how when atoms are observed they change position. We probably actually do change the universe through collective will, we just don't understand it yet so we call it meme magic. Perhaps God doesn't do miracles because he is literally a kike god-plant to detract from the actual gods, the Ogdoad and possibly old aryan gods.