This is what you get for legalizing child prostitution
Elijah Hernandez
If there was ever a metro area that deserved to get completely swallowed by the Earth…
Jordan Williams
Feels good man.
Jacob Morgan
Kill me, Pete.
Samuel Lee
BTW guys, I'd bet if it's above an 8 we'll see a large tsunami too.
Ryder Jenkins
does this image give anyone else a headache?
Ian King
Something is wrong with you, it gives me wood.
Christopher Lopez
What the hell, man? Just run. Fuck Pete.
Jaxson Hill
…It would be Toronto. It's as bad as San Fag in term of degeneracy but it's also massively enriched by all kinds of diversity.
Ayden Flores
look at this lil bitchboy, afraid to die n shit
Cameron Sullivan
They forgot to accoutn for ambient reflections from the other sides of the crevices when they were putting in shadows. Pretty bad job, epsecially considering there was a whole movie about the San Andreas fault line experiencing a 9.8 earthquake.
Ian Gomez
meant OP did a bad job finding pics. But its also a shitty photoshop.
Zachary Bailey
So is the bay area, there are millions of nigs, spicks, pajeets and dog eating Asians running around.
Josiah Parker
...
Adam Lopez
San Fran is full of designated shitting streets as well.
James Brown
Nothing wrong with the OP's pic. t. professional nazi-frog artist.
Leo Bennett
Great. So Toronto is just the Northern San Fran. I thought it was still mostly filled with the worst kind of SJW hipster faggots it has always been full of. Liberalism needs to be punished by death.
Nicholas Hughes
Check my dubs Keke grant me mine dubs
Angel Robinson
would be pretty cool if the earthquake does a lot of work killing the mexicans for us
Logan Rodriguez
Why don't you invite Pete unto yourself then, chicken shit.
Mason Phillips
You can't ask for dubs from our froggy lord, especially when you call him Keke you dumb faggot.
Nathaniel Morgan
looks like he doesn't like you either :^)
Charles Moore
Jesus…
Logan Sullivan
He didn't beg for dubs like a pleb.
Leo Price
lol
Tyler Evans
Breddy good, I'm planning to get a tattoo on my neck, can you rustle up something?
Josiah Brown
Why in the world would you get a tattoo? Especially of a fucking badly drawn cartoon frog?
William Adams
Just have the tattoo artist draw a 1.5 inch wide collar around your neck where the noose will go on DOTR, degenerate.
Adam Hughes
Wish me luck anons.
Aiden Kelly
Hopefully Pete won't come for you, good luck.
Parker Rodriguez
Reminder that only mentally ill degenerates get their bodies tattooed. Your body can be a beautiful thing user. Don't ruin it.
Hunter Hughes
Everybody who posts that image is a really stupid faggot.
Nathan Kelly
Go be a low-t homosexual somewhere else. There's only one tattoo that a Holla Forumsack should brand himself with though. And that is ONLY The Black Sun.
Jace Collins
I don't understand why anyone would ever live near an active fault line. I'm not sure the people who live near an active fault line could explain why they live there either.
Anthony Parker
Between nature killing L.A and Pokémon Go killing liberals over the U.S, Trump might get a landslide in the most unconventional way.
Colton Adams
Seeing gays getting swallowed by the earth would be really nice. Kek make it happen!
Easton Richardson
So, in essence, if anyone gets trips or quads (1/100 and 1/1000 chance), kek may bless us with a quake?
Levi Young
Sweet dubs m80
Caleb Wright
I think that settles it. Quickly upcoming are the 999 and 000 trips. PREPARE.
Grayson Ross
Maybe it's dubs. Shut up. You don't know. Never try to guess how it works again. You'll only be wrong. You don't ask for the dubs, and you don't guess. They are bestowed upon you.
Jacob Kelly
Please kek grant me trips.
Brandon Young
BEGGING DOESN'T WORK THIS HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED QUAKE NOW
Daniel Morales
QUAKE THE FAGS, EARTH WAR NOW
Brody Scott
Don't let the haters tells you that you can't get a beautiful tattoo on your neck. They're just racist meanies.
Please send pics when it's done. Also check my digits, praise paypay the toad.
Nathan Gomez
Nice dubs of truth btw.
Dear kek may there be great quakes in commie land.
Liam Evans
Quakes!!
off by 2
Anthony Smith
...
Isaac Gray
If we get enough dubs, it'll probably compensate and quake anyways.
Jack Lewis
I WILL BELIEVE YOU
Ryder Moore
If you fags are going to try and force repeating integers, at least dream big go for the 7700000 get.
Chase Butler
...
Julian Hill
God fucking dammit, they weren't even anything good.
Juan Rodriguez
You're certainly contributing some nice dubs there yourself
Carson Mitchell
We must not agonize about the past. The Fire Rises and the earth quakes.
Jeremiah Phillips
7777777 better be fucking gud
Cooper White
Fuck me, I could definitely leave this place ASAP but my friends and family would think I'm crazy and would never come with me. I can't abandon them especially when I'm the most resourceful one. I pray to Kek he grants me favor to weather the storm.
Anthony Rogers
here's hoping.
Charles Jones
Do it, kek! Don't let our memes be dreams!
Dylan Mitchell
- Adolf Hitler
Carter James
Don't worry. Kek will bless us. I know it.
Josiah Martinez
...
Nicholas Edwards
rolling for mass libshit deaths
Alexander Brooks
Looks like Commieforia's gonna spill there spaghetti soon..
I'll just leave this offering here for kek.
Hudson Watson
Wouldn't this just cause a national emergency and postpone/cancel the election?
Tyler Richardson
pls no the filipino savages here in hawaii will murder my family
Leo Davis
Rolling for earthquake in anti-trump areas
Robert Rogers
GOOD LUCK QUAKE CHAN!
CALI FAGGOTS IN FOR OCTOBER SURPRISE!
Landon Edwards
SAN FRAN UNDER GROUND
Christian Evans
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Thomas Foster
We want an earthquake in San fran, nt to explode the entire planet.
Oliver Nelson
( ) We've got a winner.
Christian Bell
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Owen Bennett
NO. to really postpone this election an go for that third Obunghole term there would need to be some sort of military and police action.
They would need to make it look like we were being invaded or some thing.
Michael Cox
YOU REALIZE CALI HAS A LARGER GDP THAN MANY NATIONS?
ULTIMATE CALI QUAKE WILL TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF U.S. GDP LIKELY SUFFICIENT TO INDUCE THE LOOMING ECONOMY QUAKE AS WELL
Ayden Diaz
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Camden Moore
GOOD LUCK QUAKE-CHAN
This is what you get for legalizing child prostitution.
Carson Butler
But user, that's The Annoying Thing, which represents either Nun or Amun, not Kek.
Grayson Butler
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Now wreck San Francisco. Sink it beneath the waves.
Jason Perez
DEAD KIKES LITERALLY FLAMING FAGGOTS SPIC HOLOCAUST 1/100 MAKE IT HAPPEN KILL EM ALL
KEK WILLS IT
Blake Lopez
dubs confirm
Daniel Taylor
...
Jonathan Hall
TBH WE REQUIRE A MAGNITUDE 8.8 EARTHQUAKE
Charles Young
Are you some kind of racist-frog expert to judge my beautiful work ?
PRAISE POOPEE THE CROAKER
Michael Cooper
DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD
Psalm 5
10 Destroy thou them, O God; let them fall by their own counsels; cast them out in the multitude of their transgressions; for they have rebelled against thee.
11 But let all those that put their trust in thee rejoice: let them ever shout for joy, because thou defendest them: let them also that love thy name be joyful in thee.
12 For thou, Lord, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield.
Brody Perry
LET THIS BE THE WILL OF KEK
Hunter Rogers
This is what you have tatooed on yourself. It's not Kek. It's Amun riding his invisible air motorcycle.
Brayden Roberts
This tbh.
Fuck pete.
Dominic Kelly
>I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Christopher Anderson
I hope the earthquake comes hours after something occurs where someone in sanfran desperately tries to hit get a hitpiece out on trump.
Jonathan Jenkins
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Cooper Edwards
I BELIEVE I FUCKIN BELIEVE!!!!
Nathaniel Ortiz
DO YOU FAGGOTS BELIEVE
Alexander Kelly
False.
Andrew Long
DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD
Psalm 58
6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O Lord.
7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
11 So that a man shall say, Verily there is a reward for the righteous: verily he is a God that judgeth in the earth.
Brody Morgan
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
not a single set of dubs in response to this. Sad!
John Walker
MAKE IT SHAKE QUAKE-CHAN!
Robert Reyes
Actually the main minorities are asian and hispanic. Not that that's a big redeeming factor - most whites are hipsters.
Joshua Bennett
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU PRAISE KEK
Nathan Carter
Kek doesn't agree.
Jonathan Nguyen
now you made me sad… How to remove it my tats now ? Is there some kind of paint that I can cover myself with ?
Daniel Campbell
PRAISE KEK
Eli Morgan
KEK DOES AGREE
Mason White
...
Tyler Young
Damn, you were quick to get butthurt. Get over it. Weeaboo faggot.
Carson Anderson
Is this the will of Kek? Could there be a fiber example of chaos?
Isaiah Baker
You don't have to remove it. You just have to devote yourself to Amun now. You can start by listening to this song every time you wake up from now on.
Jose Richardson
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IGNORES THE WILL OF KEK APOSTATE
Luis Hill
annoying frog doesn't represent anything. it's a shitty corporate cell phone scam meme that needs to be forgotten now. You'll be punished if you try to implement it.
Robert Garcia
DESTROY THOU THEM, O GOD
Psalm 69
24 Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
25 Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
26 For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
27 Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
28 Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
Ayden Lee
I'M PRAYING FOR RAIN
AND I'M PRAYING FOR TIDAL WAVES
I WANNA SEE THE GROUND GIVE WAY
I WANNA WATCH IT ALL GO DOWN
Noah Smith
alright, i'm loving this tune already, so …
Thanks for your help, kind stranger. I love this place, thank you 8chaun/POL/
PRAISE PEYPAY
Justin Evans
He only became a scam when he got neutered. We just need to make him a new penis, like Isis did with her husband Osiris when his dick was thrown into a river by Set and eaten by fish. Once he is repenised, he will be back to being himself again.
Andrew Evans
Psalm 83
13 O my God, make them like a wheel; as the stubble before the wind.
14 As the fire burneth a wood, and as the flame setteth the mountains on fire;
15 So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.
16 Fill their faces with shame; that they may seek thy name, O Lord.
17 Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame, and perish
Benjamin Williams
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Carter Richardson
In the name of Maynard we pray.
Nicholas Johnson
I went to san fran recently and the downtown was overrun with niggers pissing in public and drinking and loitering in big groups blasting music and shouting at random people walking by. The air was horrific, a noxious mix of sewage, weed, cigarette smoke, and piss vapor all at once. Whatever white hippy culture once existed there has long gone, it's overrun with diversity now.
Levi Martin
Too bad he's an anti-Trump cuck.
Brody Cruz
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Sebastian Hernandez
At least I'll have a front row seat to commiefornia going the way of the Dodo.
Ian Edwards
(big check right there)
all these barely checked digits meme magic is stronk in this thread
Evan James
...
Ian Russell
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU!
Ryder Gutierrez
I will believe in you
Jordan Thomas
self checking those digits
Jackson Price
maximum kek Cannot wait for this country to become great again
Adam Fisher
this too
Luke Parker
This is suffering. Fucking gooks, chinks and SEA monkeys are, but qt East Aryans are nowhere to be found here in VA.
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Anthony Rogers
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Camden Moore
Rolling for historic quake
Aaron Perez
Rolling for large scale quake
Ryan King
Rolling for medium scale quake
Isaiah Richardson
There are hardly any dubs anywhere in this thread, kek is not with this. Not happening.
Lincoln Russell
The speaker of truth
Thomas Miller
A line needs to be drawn between the mostly white and Asian suburbs and the culturally enriched urban areas, many of the counties straddle both.
If you live in SF, whites appear to be somewhere around 1/3rd of the population.
Luke Lewis
Stop rolling faggot, gets have to happen naturally you fucking 4cuck.
Kevin Green
Oh, kek, what a joker
Hunter Nelson
Wait a second. It's clearly not, and yet, user. Did you see, in my post, hidden dubs that the rest of us could not see?
Jacob Torres
MEME IT!
I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO IT KEK, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Nicholas Butler
hahahha kek just made you rekt
nah misclicked sorry
Anthony Miller
Rest assured, San Andreas will quake them one day. How I hope that day would come soon…
Michael Anderson
What if you subconsciously misclicked it?
Gavin Torres
...
Juan Thomas
filthy dumb nigger scum in that pic
Jordan Young
I think that's just an extremely tanned white girl
Nathan Roberts
The beanerpocalypse will happen now Get ready to die Cali
Owen Sullivan
roll
Michael Ross
AYYYYYYYY
Brayden Roberts
BLESSED BE
Jayden Russell
LMAO
Jace Hall
k
Juan Gomez
(checked) Shitty get, tbh.
Ryan Jenkins
Fuck off, reddit
Juan Collins
IT'S GONNA BE YUGE!
AND IT'S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TRUST ME
Jacob Bailey
Earthquakes are bound to happen now in cali
Jordan Baker
I BELIEVE IN YOU
Shadilay.
Owen Kelly
...
Chase Collins
I own a Home in El Dorado County.
Hoping for some ocean-front real estate soon.
Hunter White
Rolls on your own post are non-gets.
I WANTED TO BELIEEEEEVE
Xavier Ortiz
NIGGER
Jonathan Turner
FUUUUUUCK post habbening theme
David Cruz
Perfection
Jordan Diaz
low energy
Jack Ward
WITNESSED
Jeremiah Gomez
Check-ception
Blake Gray
Been nice shitposting with you lads. MAGA for me.
Colton Scott
FATALITY
Evan Cruz
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Benjamin Howard
...
Xavier Johnson
...
Aiden Edwards
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Landon Sanders
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Adrian Nelson
RIP Cali
Christian Clark
OC
Adrian Stewart
CHECKED AND ERECT
Adam Carter
This is the image you use when checking dubs with dubs.
CHECK 'EM
Blake Barnes
wow
Matthew Miller
...
Brody Morales
high energy gets
Thomas Wood
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Aiden Fisher
THE GETS RISE
Christian Foster
plz be my ai gf
Aiden Brooks
Meanwhile, in SanFransisco…
Isaiah Jackson
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
KEK, GOD OF GODS
HE WHO EBBS WITH THE UNDULATIONS OF THE PRIMORDIAL SEA
HE WHO PREDICTS THE GROWTH OF THE BRANCH OF THE TREE
HE WHO VIBRATES ON THE FREQUENCY OF ALL THINGS
HE WHO HERALDS THE COMING OF THE GREAT HAPPENING OF 2017
PRAISE HIS NAME
Alexander Torres
Then the Happening is upon us. Praise Kek.
Isaac Bennett
Pray tell, what is the great happening of 2017?
My crystal ball says massive coordinated terror attack in multiple european cities, during the summer with thousands of dead civilians.
Elijah Cook
the energy rises
Elijah Thomas
(heil'd)
Massive coordinated terror attacks across Europe, possibly the US, and the ensuing race war.
Take it for what it's worth, but back in February I had a very ominous and disturbing feeling about NYE 2017…..
Leo Powell
Trump reveals himself to be a time traveler, Israel is nuked on accident, and it turns out that Merkel was just making Europeans angry enough to rise up as the thousand year reich is formed.
Jayden Ross
...
Hunter Anderson
AND RISES
Isaac Cook
out of the earth energy levels goodbye sa
Tyler Fisher
I TRIED WARNING YOU IN ALL THE CALIFAG THREADS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY SODOM AND GOMORRAH 2.0: ARIZONA BAYGALOO COMING SOON b-but when, user? NOW, YOU HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 2
Nathaniel Thompson
Did someone say….
KEBAB REMOVAL?
Grayson Davis
...
Jack Young
The best birthday gift an user could ask for.
Aiden Brown
Maybe Cali falling off into the ocean is that DAK thing that's been spammed here. 10/16 or some crap.
Brody Miller
That's only if Cascadia goes too which SA could easily trigger everything west of interstate 5 underwater, get ready for happening.
Jack Nguyen
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Nathaniel Davis
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Cameron Hall
...
Aiden Thomas
until Oct. 2. It's probably happening tonight or tomorrow. Something stirs in the depths, the last one wasn't "real" either. Borrego Springs June 10.
Jaxon Edwards
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Grayson Evans
I BELIEVE IN YOU
Isaiah Nguyen
I am staying. We'll need people everywhere, and due to being initiated I'll be needed perhaps here more than most.
I AM READY
Jeremiah Scott
...
Tyler Collins
THE ENERGY OF THE QUAKE THAT DESTROYS COMMIEFORNIA WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE ENERGY IN THIS THREAD
Nathaniel Rivera
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU *sage for fucking up*
Jordan Carter
Fuck, dude
Ethan Barnes
dubs confirm it
Wyatt Martinez
Good luck, user. I hope you have a pretty serious bug-out bag prepared. The only good aspect I can see is that SEALS and certain unpozzed USAF divisions are based in socal and are largely still white and redpilled. You'll know shit's about to get fucked when you see AWACS flying east.
Elijah Jones
Truth.
Jackson Roberts
Califags confirmed blessed for the happening
Elijah White
Trips confirm if you're in commiefornia, you need to book it. Keep our Holla Forumsacks safe.
James Walker
GET WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD
Jonathan Ross
did we meme irresponsibly?
Lincoln Myers
Not really. Think of all the filth that comes from that cesspit.
Angel Martin
You better be ring-gong from Commifornia when this hits.
Adam Myers
No, Arizona Bay is the most responsible memetic device anyone has ever concocted.
Camden Cooper
Fuck no. California is the degenerate capital of America. The sooner it's purged the better.
Carter Lee
...
Eli Ross
It depends. From what I see most anons here are prepared, and will probably survive, and the degenerates are too busy jerking eachother off to notice the fact that they are in danger of immediate happening. In the end, only time will tell what kek does to us.
Josiah Gonzalez
Hot damn.
Mason Clark
Wew we're getting a lot of digits in this thread.
Kek is here.
Luis Murphy
Been thinking of this. Arm? Back? Chest? whole face?
Ethan Jackson
Tesla built an earthquake machine and Trump has the device functional.
Jordan Fisher
.>>7700521
I was too late as usual. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm so fucked.
William Martin
KEK IS SPEAKING TO US
Nathaniel Johnson
nice rare gif
Connor Cooper
...
Henry Morris
Hey, did you know you can make multiple detonations in Nukemap now?
Austin Wilson
nice stash But why half the salt is normal and half of it is iodized? Just get all iodine m8
Landon Torres
...
David Collins
based planet tbh
Nathan Fisher
What happened to 'im doing good in the suddenly acceptable polls?
John Lee
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Connor Lee
You always could, dude.
Christopher Bell
...
Robert Carter
They didn't legalize children prostitution.
Eli Martin
Thread Anthem
Alexander Ross
checked and keked
Jayden Price
OH SHIT rechecked and rekeked
Colton Williams
...
Hunter Turner
...
Luis Jones
noice
Luke Cox
Personally I would probably get it on my palm(s). The shape has a lot of intrinsic power to it, and thus it is a very practical metaphysical tool to wield.
Yes even the very shape (as many other's too) causes reality to become more plastic/aetheric and capable of being molded.
No I'm not sure if I would ever get any tattoo any how, as perhaps after living for 100 more years I'd prefer another sacred shape.
Christian Collins
c-c-c-c-c-c-c–c-combo breaker
Anthony Gutierrez
gay
Jayden Edwards
No nigga THIS is gay
Carter Sanders
AND RISES
Leo Morgan
meme it hard
Isaac Ortiz
REKT
Colton Foster
Ugh! That means the aftershocks in OC are gonna be fucking ridiculous.
Like I really need that kind of headache.
Ayden Brooks
now thats what i call a kek blessed thread
Jeremiah Reed
meming it
Isaiah Collins
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???
Adam Ross
...
Caleb Miller
Guys, I'm seriously concerned for my friends in California at this point.
Dominic Sanchez
There is no need to be afraid The good ones and strong ones will survive and thrive The degenerates will be purged
Kevin Kelly
100%
Logan Lewis
Kek, since you're watching, what happened to our coughing fit and pants of shit?
Julian Nguyen
That's it. Kek wills it.
So it shall be recorded that in the Year of Kek 2016 California slid into the sea.
Jacob Howard
posting in an official
HIGH
NRG R G
Thread
Brandon Richardson
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Henry Richardson
SHADILAY
Landon Murphy
Now those are some iron man numbers
Ethan Parker
PRAISE KEK
Tyler Smith
PRAISE KEK
LET THE EARTH SWALLOW THEM ALL
Kayden Butler
WEW
Jose Gray
(checked) Kek has indeed praised you.
Sebastian Bennett
So now we wait, wait for a death toll in the "double digits" if you know what I mean…
Jordan Richardson
more like in the triple digits
Christian Lee
Dubs on a dubs list.
I'm gonna go get comfy and turn on the news, and just wait for it to happen.
Evan Foster
...
Ethan Hughes
Death toll ends in quints.
Michael Butler
somehow it all connected
Asher Cruz
...
Adam Ward
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Brody Bell
HEIL'D, COMFY, AND CONNECTED
Blake Wilson
...
Ethan Young
sweet mother of kek
Jaxson Wilson
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Lincoln Thompson
dubs checking trips checking dubs on a dubspost
Eli Lewis
...
Landon Murphy
And again.
This thread is truly blessed.
Nolan Barnes
THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING
Jose Brooks
Im buying more into this theory every day.
Luke Cooper
BEHOLD
LAST 3 DIGITS WILL BE THE OFFICIAL DEATH TOLL
Juan Diaz
SHADILAY
Jaxson Cox
STOP
Angel Miller
Careful, the media might actually blame this on him.
Oliver Stewart
...
Camden Garcia
yes it can it just did
Nathaniel Cooper
...
Parker Miller
I live in California and now I'm terrified.
Kayden Barnes
PRAISE KEK
Jacob Ramirez
Fug.
Jason Phillips
GET THE HELL OUT
Noah Jenkins
...
Gavin Taylor
kek will assist you
James Rivera
Leave. Now. Don't pack, don't do anything, just leave.
Ryan Cox
Please, KEK, take the new Sodom to the depths of the Pacific Ocean.
Nicholas Torres
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
Jacob Edwards
Kek better not be messing with us
Josiah Collins
c…c…c…can I post one more animu?
Charles Cooper
Praise KEK
Anthony Clark
CONFIRMED HE'S NOT
Joseph Green
You will die for this
Dylan Gomez
Dubs confirm kek is serious as fuck about this. California is toast
Praise kek.
Kayden Howard
Arise, take thy wife, and thy two daughters, which are here; lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city.
Oliver Watson
Double confirmation
Aiden Anderson
lel
Evan Nelson
Doubly confirmed.
Caleb Butler
WHAT ARE YOU? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET SO MANY DUBS
James Richardson
...
Angel Gray
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Josiah Cox
Go hide some spaghetti in one of those boxes. I dare you!
Nathan Robinson
PRAISE KEK
Michael Bailey
CONFIRMED
James Butler
THIS THREAD IS BLESSED
Logan Wright
CONFIRMED AND PRAISED
Ethan Bailey
...
Anthony Miller
BRAISE GEG
Charles Moore
PRAISE KEK
Jose Turner
Praise Him indeed!
John Howard
SHADILAY I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Jacob Wilson
I hate the fact that I feel I have to explain this every time there is a "predicted earthquake."
Lincoln Garcia
CRASHING THIS STATE WITH NO SURVIVORS
Carson Murphy
I've never seen so many gets in one thread. Ever.
Levi Fisher
URBAN AREAS OF CALIFORNIA WILL BE DESTROYED CALIFORNIA WILL GO RED
Tyler Adams
SHADILAY H A D I L A Y
Parker Anderson
KEK IS A TRULY GREAT GOD
Angel Thompson
CALIKIKES BTFO OUT OF THIS DIMENSION
William King
Praise His name.
Connor Diaz
PRAISE KEK
Jack Bell
SHADILAY SHADILAY
Lucas Baker
W E W
Mason Wood
Dude, they're not going to make it.
Levi Foster
WEW
Colton Walker
...
Brandon Lee
IT WON'T FUCKING STOP!
Evan Ross
I hope the entire state cracks off of the face of this fucking continent and becomes a socialist hellhole that ends in helicopter rides.
Angel Barnes
Where would be a good place to view the event?
Anthony Campbell
How many dubs is f8f96e going to get? WHO IS THIS MADMAN?
Zachary Allen
CASCADIA SUBDUCTION ZONE MAKES THE TSUNAMI, SAN AN TRIGGERS THAT Worst case with just san an is LA and SF getting the Haiti treatment.
Hudson Scott
could this be? THE TRUMP CURSE?!
Robert Sanchez
YOU'RE GONNA GET TIRED OF WINNING
Jose Young
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Tyler Gonzalez
WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT TO?
Mason Gutierrez
NO I WON'T
Kevin Rivera
Brah, you gotta get in this shit mayn
Uh, I don't know San Fran, that seems pretty gay….
I told you LA; as long as our waste transport systems don't touch it's totally not gay brah!
Jose Moore
I NEVER SAID I DID LET THE FIRE RISE
Leo Cruz
What the FUCK is happening?
Five consecutive gets in one thread. Honestly never seen this before.
Mason Cox
IT NEVER WILL
Josiah Cooper
KEK has blessed this thread. California will be wiped clean
Witnessed
Jonathan Watson
You are truly blessed by Kek, user.
William Cox
MADMAN
Benjamin Hernandez
IT KEEPS RISING
Joseph Moore
PRAISE KEK
Chase Gutierrez
rolling for compensation quake
Brandon Green
...
Eli Edwards
THE FIRE IS BEYOND THE SKIES
Christian Murphy
...
Austin Martin
You can't force a get.
Logan Gray
f8f96e
Luis Cox
but you can force a quake
Gabriel Gonzalez
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Kevin Morgan
Greater than that of Japan on March 11, 2011, please, KEK. More than 9.0, please, KEK.
Nolan Walker
iTS HAPPENING CONFIRMED
Lincoln Morgan
Double dubs confirm, we're in a happening.
Lincoln Roberts
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
KEK IS TOO STRONG
Ethan Bailey
SINK IT INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN
PLEASE KEK, ACCEPT THIS OFFERING OF VINTAGE, ORIGINAL-FLAVOR PEPE
Hunter King
FUGGGGG
Thomas Stewart
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Christopher Flores
WE NOW KNOW WHY WE DIDNT STOP IT
Joshua Williams
...
Mason Mitchell
I'll try to make it
Lincoln Nelson
WHY CONTAIN IT?
William Brooks
San Fran is so fucked.
Tyler Peterson
Confirmed.
Justin Baker
WE ARE IN NON CONTAINMENT LEVELS WE HAVE NEVER SEEN
Bentley Davis
AAAAAAAAA
Nathan Robinson
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
Charles Gomez
QUADS CONFIRMING DOUBLE DUBS IT'S HAPPENING
Cameron Sanchez
Aaaaaah!
Caleb Lopez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zachary Turner
...
Blake Carter
CONTAINMENT LEVELS = GREY DEATH LEVEL
Christopher Reed
...
Joseph Jenkins
ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US.
Isaiah Sullivan
WHY CONTIAN IT?
Zachary Fisher
We are are hitting lvls of autism or meme magik I didn't think were possible.
I think its meme magic tho.
Xavier Edwards
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
Luis Brooks
(checked) Sanfran was the PEEPEEPOOPOOpocalypse city turned into a 3rd world designated city shitting ground.
Too bad, really. There's some good wine country out there.
Oh well.
John Rivera
Ow. I'm leaving now. I have tempted the hand of Kek. I am shamed.
Charles Ortiz
Most of the Lugenpresse and their mouthpieces are in California
Caleb Peterson
Not so fast user
Hunter Evans
...
Ethan Evans
Kek speaks.
Jeremiah Lewis
...
Jason Peterson
Numbers have been doubled (as in death toll)
Shills single post has been negated
Parker Moore
NEGATED
Jose Morgan
LET IT BE GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Chase Rivera
KEK EKE KEK
Jose Hernandez
THANK YOU KEK
Isaac Butler
Holy beard of Odin this is going to be brutal!
Thomas Gutierrez
If dubs we reich now
Aiden Roberts
WEAK
Blake Adams
later?
Wyatt White
SHADILAY!
Jonathan Robinson
we already reich bitch
Juan Torres
Stop begging Kek for dubs, that's not how it works.
Grayson Howard
First California must be turned to dust.
Leo Peterson
hah singles never counted and you dont ask for dubs
Gavin Clark
NO BRAKES
Your false god has no power here.
Nathan Phillips
tho fourth reich will succeed
Jeremiah Reed
Well that's not gonna happen in the event of an earthquake. It's gonna be wet. And it's gonna be weird.
Jordan Kelly
Can KEK postpone that earthquake for the day after tommorrow? I live next to the fault, but it always seems to create earthquakes somewhere else, and I just so happen to be going there tommorrow.
Jace Lopez
Once again, confirmed.
Justin Turner
You know what would go great with this disaster? Non stop terror strikes from the sand niggers.
Evan Clark
...
Mason Morales
so what you're saying is TSUNAMIQUAKE?
Ryan Garcia
...
Daniel Powell
KEK CONFIRMS TSUNAMIS TO COVER THE ENTIRE STATE
Adrian Martin
So a typical day in San Fran then?
Camden Jones
California is fucked tbh, earthquakes don't take much energy to trigger, but the release of energy is high and functions exponentially if you know what I mean.
Juan Peterson
I for one cannot wait for the greatest natural disaster of all time
Jace Morris
user leave now, at least for a day, go visit the grand canyon or something, but for your sake please leave
Elijah Wright
oh, man that's gross
Nolan Robinson
Schaudenfrued intensifies.
Austin Roberts
its dead
Jack Gomez
Shit's gettin' fun.
Oliver Lopez
...
Jace Perry
Why contain it?
Evan Garcia
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Jonathan Baker
REMINDER THAT IT'S JUST BEGUN
Aiden Evans
Grossening intensifies.
Luis Young
wiped off the map
Nathan Morris
PRAISE KEK!
Camden Davis
WHY NOT CONTAIN IT? SPREAD IT THROUGH THE NORMIES PURGE THE DEGENERATES
Gabriel Rogers
Dubs ask, why indeed?
Nicholas King
BTFO
Matthew Rivera
HIV
Xavier Gutierrez
...
Noah Moore
Pls include me in the screenshot
Adam Gomez
FUCKIN KEK
Wyatt Walker
I just realized all this shit we're doing is non-figutatively the plot yo yugioh
Jack Scott
KEK INDEED
Daniel Wright
President Trump is going to have to build a Dyke so disabled kids can finally return to Disney Land.
Jaxson Long
IT CANNOT BE CONTAINED
Ryder Bailey
it;s orgre guise time to pack in
Kayden Cox
Trips confirm AIDS infested rampage.
Gavin Gray
...
Mason Jackson
HOLY TRIPS OF SUPREME JUSTICE
Henry Lopez
WE AT HAPPENING DEFCON: 0
Easton Jenkins
Checked
Thread theme, see ya down in Arizona Bay
Robert Brooks
Commiefornia's full of them
Oliver Reyes
...
Benjamin Flores
San Fran confirmed for uncontainable amounts of pee pee and poo poo, with faggots and dindus
Christopher Robinson
...
Leo Ramirez
Good fucking god. We're awakening ancient gods through doing unrelated shit for fun. Anyone else here who has an old Yu Gi Oh deck sitting on their shelf?
Lucas Clark
LEARN TO SWIM
Liam Adams
Can't contain the strain.
Dominic Campbell
...
Mason Bell
I feel kinda sorry for the Pacific Ocean, tbh
Jeremiah Reyes
To be completely serious, San Fran really needs to get the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment.
Juan Reyes
I see all these gets, but I have family going and I cannot tell them I cannot go because of a power of a frog god. All I can do is trust in KEK and hope nothing goes wrong for me.
Dylan Hughes
...
Zachary Evans
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Isaiah Gomez
...
Tyler Torres
Have fun in the ocean!
Zachary Garcia
KEK will protect you disciple
Aaron Edwards
...
Jordan Nelson
...
Leo Stewart
Sending kikes to the shadow realm.
Angel Nelson
I have the entire season 0 collection that Bandai produced before kikenami got ahold of it and pozzed it to hell for shekels >tfw oldfag fa/tg/uy who loved this shit way too much and had nobody to play with anyone wanna duel?
Christopher Brown
Is getting caught part of your plan?
Jose Baker
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Lincoln Peterson
You have just doomed this user.
Asher Long
of course!
Oliver Edwards
RECONQUISTA THIS, BEANERS
Christian Ross
It is now. TOMORROW
Jackson Jackson
Ruh roh
Isaac Wright
Man a bunch of relentless GISing proves I need to take a bunch of screencaps of the climax of Madoka
Gabriel Reed
Kek's will, not mine.
David Edwards
dubs for you
Matthew Scott
Those digits do. I do not mind being Bane, he survived. I will chronicle all the shit that happens then.
Nathan Taylor
And for you.
Jeremiah Mitchell
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother
Jack Myers
For you user
Ayden Baker
...
Connor Parker
We look forward to the thread, user.
Christopher Stewart
Sky's the limit when your god is a frog and your shitposts are spicy and dank.
Asher Johnson
Bruh, you're fucked.
Liam Robinson
no u!
Samuel Miller
What will turn the remains of San Fran into?
James Flores
Can we get a lurking Trumpson to comment on this? Holy balls.
Jayden Murphy
was getting dubs part of the plan?
Dylan Gray
...
Benjamin Mitchell
Semites are plentiful there, so yeah
Carter Evans
Pretty sure Trump's protecting his property on the East Coast.
Mason Foster
I know man, Just give us a chimpout or something.
Colton Scott
I'm sure there's plentiful happenings in store for the east, hopefully jewyork
Grayson Rivera
And also for you
Jordan Richardson
kek wills it
Joseph Brown
JEWYORK CONFIRMED KILL
Austin Butler
Jew York happening confirmed.
Jaxon Baker
Kek is sending some mixed messages here.
Have we started the quakes?
Jose Nguyen
The mems have turned on me kek
Jack Brooks
There's that schadenfreude again
James James
double confirmed
its habbening
Caleb Rodriguez
lets make it happen!
Tyler White
...
Jordan Williams
Praise Kek!
Kayden Gonzalez
Praise KEK
Ethan Young
praise kek braise geg :DDDDDDDD
Nolan Mitchell
JewYork down. Those canadians need some shit too.
Jayden Garcia
By the end of Kek's wrath all that will be left is Kansas at this rate.
Joseph White
fug DDDD:
Sebastian Flores
TORONTO?
Cameron Cook
OH FUG :DDDDD IDS ALL OBER :DDDDD HABBENING IMMINENT
Dylan Ross
The power of Kek will make it happen.
Liam Garcia
AT THIS RATE, THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET IS GOING UNDER
Dominic Stewart
Jew York and Canada dead.
Brody Hughes
Praise Kekkaku. TL Note: Kekkaku means frog
Jack Jenkins
nah, we're good. let's not overshoot it. death to cali
Jason Anderson
Alright, who showed Lord Kek the movie "2012"?
Colton Harris
Rolling for total planetary Habbening
Elijah Perez
...
Luke Butler
CHECKED
Colton Wilson
its happening right under our noses
Jonathan Young
The meme magic is real
PRAISE KEK
Ethan Turner
Canada will get what is coming to them soon enough
Joseph Morris
Holy shit it's all happening!
Nathan Wright
2012 inspired habbening imminent.
Cameron King
...
Angel Bailey
Fugh!
Carter Hughes
Is San Diego safe?
Lucas Gomez
ALL OF IT
Camden Peterson
...
Austin Cook
better find a boat
Connor Lewis
...
John Brown
NO
Jonathan Jenkins
those digits!!! More than confirmed none will remember Sodom and Gomorrah, but San Fransisco, New York and Canada will be go down with divine fury
Colton Scott
...
Xavier Martin
Kek, please destroy Commiefornia.
Juan Myers
Science is fighting back against magic. Meme harder, lads!
Jordan Parker
Go down fighting. You will forever swim in the primordial pond with Kek.
Christopher Rogers
This is insane. It won't stob habbening.
Ethan Sullivan
SHE'S FULL OF SHIT
Isaiah King
Can KEK postpone that earthquake for the day after tommorrow? I live next to the fault, but it always seems to create earthquakes somewhere else, and I just so happen to be going there tommorrow.
Evan Foster
...
Brayden Smith
KEK WILL DEFEAT YOU
Cameron Carter
Lucy Jones is a kike and a shill and is packing her bags to get out ahead of the dumbshits who listen to her.
Austin Hall
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Gavin Adams
...
Mason Gray
...
Jack Thomas
(((Dr. lucy Jones)))
Jeremiah Thompson
DEATH TO THE TECHNOCRACY
Joseph Reed
NO San Die is fucked
They can't predict earthquakes for shit, probability ranges from 1 in 100 to 1 in 3000 There hasn't been a major event earthquake in 300 years in socal, when there is usually one every 100. JUST TRY AND CONTAIN IT
Eli Baker
Nowhere is safe from kek.
Brayden Fisher
Thats not what i wanted to post. Anyway Kek should be loving this, chaos is his pride and joy and we are fiving him a massive heaping of chaos.
Hudson Sanchez
Does this make Holla Forums the Virtual Adepts, or the Marauders?
Ayden Evans
NONE SHALL ESCAPE
SHADILAY
Jack Parker
Someone should archive the gets in this thread.
Lucas Ortiz
Variety is the spice of life, user. I know theyre expensive compared to beans…but goddamn Im going to be giddy having me some bacon spam and (powdered) eggs in the post happening recovery
Jaxson Myers
We Marauders fam. We so magickal the world has to expel us en masse to save itself from how awesome we're going to make things once freed.
I wonder if Yellowstone is going to blow anytime soon
Jaxon Nguyen
I think you're one behind already!
Alexander Hall
ANOTHER ONE
Jose Hernandez
If the libshits wanted to save themselves, they would better learn to swim.
Joshua Martinez
I think we have enough happenings for this week, maybe next week.
Caleb Ward
...
Alexander Jackson
Niggers, we're not the fucking modern Sodom. Get out now. You reap what you sow.
Asher Lee
The Golden Don will stop it.
Bentley Diaz
All you can do is RUUUUUUUUN
Levi Thompson
Nothing will stop the destruction of California. I believe it.
And what state deserves it more?
Jonathan Thomas
Washington DC.
Brandon Johnson
...
Leo Perez
I was feeling really shitty before this thread happened. Now I'm grinning and full of energy. We Illuminati now.
Nathan Clark
Perhaps kek has other plans; we shall see. I would trust kek more than the science at this point.
Josiah Rodriguez
She doesn't look like an expert.
Adrian Torres
Kek agrees, here we go again.
Eli Jackson
Technically not a state, but I agree with you in principle, user.
Ryan Jackson
wew
Jordan Young
...
Jaxon Brown
I play the spell-card Pot of Greed, do you know what that does yugi?
It let's me draw 2 digits.
Charles Hill
So is pic related true? If Trump has Tesla's time travel tech he also has his Earthquake tech (the Earthquake tech has even been proven to work and is public knowledge.)
San Diego nigger here, let the quake come. I just hope the internet doesn't get handed over to the UN.
Xavier Hall
There's probably enough HIV in California to pollute the entire Pacific Ocean and take out all of Asia.
Sorry East Aryans.
Benjamin Howard
WE ARE STUCK IN ETERNAL HAPPENING
Noah Brown
...
Jaxson Martin
THE HAPPENING IS STUCK IN HERE WITH US
Liam Perry
DUBS CONFIRM THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Jonathan Russell
Checked for Eternal Happening, we will forever be stuck in September.
Andrew Parker
Stickiness confirmed.
Kayden Hernandez
Better be after the election because obunger is just going to call marshal law if it happens this year.
Nicholas Hall
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Jack Flores
Your digits and your post confuse me, user.
Ayden Cox
CA would go red without the blue buttfuckers between SF and LA. He wouldn't have enough support.
Landon Miller
year of the fire cock confirmed
Jace Jackson
Guys, you really shouldn't want this. Holla Forums's servers are location in San Fransisco.
Nathan James
EITHER OBONGO TRIES TO TAKE POWER (and fails?) OR HAPPENINGS HAPPEN AFTER ELECTION CONFIRMED Your choice kek
Noah Howard
we have phillipenes m8
Adam Lopez
YALIDASH
Robert Nelson
First of all, it would have to be a fresh start because all the threads would be lost along with San Fran. Also, Phillipenes has slow as shit internet as HW will attest, so this site would be even slower than it already is.
Samuel Jones
no. fuck off
Brayden Jones
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Jeremiah Sanchez
All worf it if San Fran takes a swim, m8.
Samuel Evans
Does kek want to punish the semites? the holiday is roshashana or some shit
Gavin Barnes
true purge the degenerates
Kayden Edwards
Gas the kikes, race war now.
William Brooks
this quake is the first step towards that
Ryan Lewis
I'm OP and even I don't understand what I have done by creating this thread
Goodbye CA
Alexander Green
I LOVE YOU FAULT-CHAN
Anthony James
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Zachary Robinson
you have started the next generation of memes
Lucas Jackson
MADMAN A D M A N
John Mitchell
We are making Elon Musks dream real who's #hyperloop2016 here? honestly this is just part of the trump curse after Musk said he wanted to launch trump into space
Hudson Carter
WITNESS ME
Jacob Flores
Actually wait, i'm onto something. HOLY KEK THIS WAS ALL PART OF TRUMPS PLAN
Mason Jones
Also, there would be thousands of anons out campaigning for Trump instead of shitposting online.
Joseph Taylor
All according to Keikaku
Hudson Allen
Ah shit, now you've done it.
Jaxson Morales
...
Christian Gomez
Obummer won't declare martial nationwide because a few million cucks sink.
Lincoln Sanchez
checked and keked
Jace Edwards
You acted as the medium to conduct Kek's magic. Be proud you are getting rid of some of America's and the world's problems.
Luis Phillips
To all Califags here, they're expecting some of us at the wreckage brother.
Jordan Nguyen
He'll only say "me" and "I" 53 times in the memorial service.
I'm so glad my parents actually loved me and took me to see Alcatraz before it fell into the ocean. Probably the only thing I will miss about San Francisco.
Jose Bennett
(checked) All politicians and pedowood inhabitants are so caught in their own degeneracy that they completely forgot they live on unstable Terra.
Bentley Lewis
Top miss bruh
Parker Gonzalez
I am proud to sacrifice my body on the altar of meme magic astronomicon
Chase Smith
That's the only real loss tbh, Alcatraz wasn't even that secure.
Gabriel Ramirez
The chowder in sourdough bread bowls was top notch, but that can be had anywhere now.
Liam Allen
...
Eli Garcia
Yes, the fire rises.
Matthew Lee
Central cali beaches are god-tier, I have to admit. I hope the new Arizona coastline matches up.
Landon Gonzalez
SWABBEY GET OFF Holla Forums!
When did you become a non-normie?
Ayden Murphy
KEK WILLS IT
Nolan Flores
POLITICIANS AND PEDOS MUST GO
Dominic Taylor
Confirmed.
Jayden Murphy
Fire rising, Wew. Let us just pile the magic some more.
Sebastian Martinez
the memes, jack
Grayson Bennett
Alaska has the best sourdough now, they do some fucking crazy shit with it up there Nipland's ricecooker thick-cakes have nothing on those fuckers.
I've never been much of a beach guy, love the water hate the sand and how it gets in fucking everything.
DUBS CONFIRM
Connor Perry
Who?
Austin Morales
kek's perfect mirror dubs smites the shameful quint 0's.
Isaiah Clark
Politicians and pedos confirmed casualties.
Nicholas Johnson
aren't those the same thing?
Asher Jackson
Just checking some of these great digits. Too many in the whole thread to check em all, the magic is too strong here.
Christopher Cruz
CHECKED
Kevin Rivera
More gets in this thread than I have ever seen.
California is doomed, fam.
Jacob Howard
...
Kayden Perez
Lots of overlap, but one can be a pedo without being a politician.
Luis Young
Damn time you fine
Ryder Powell
Yep, if you know anything about anything you know Tongues is just random numbers. We're communing right now, and the consensus is clear.
Tyler Cooper
OH CALI'S GONNA BURN ALRIGHT
Bentley Edwards
-jc denton 2025
James Hill
LEARN TO SWIM
Gavin Cox
I installed Deus Ex for the fist time since 2008 a few hours ago, it's a sign
Lucas Ortiz
A BOMB JC
Andrew Morgan
JC
Oliver Brooks
THE FIRE MONKEY RISES JC
Jacob Johnson
...
Cooper Sanders
current year ayy lmao
Adrian Sanders
...
Nicholas Powell
...
Kayden Jones
...
David Howard
The year Trump Jr.s presidency begins.
Hunter Reed
The year his son takes over
Ayden Wilson
Get your habbenings ready boys, we got 8 more current years until the trump dynasty
Levi Foster
I, too, am the autist who will scroll through a blessed thread and quote all the dubs in an offering to our patron frog.
But the task is too mighty for this thread. THe power is too strong tonight. Is it becasue of the new moon? Do you think Kek's power grows stronger in the 'obscurity' of the darkest phase of the moon?
Isaac Sanders
Trump Dynasty confirmed. Kek wills it.
Grayson Long
Is this a hivemind? Almost in a matter of 30 seconds we all coincidentally posted about Trump jr. becoming president I think its confirmed
Jackson Long
Holy shit, it is the black moon tonight. This must be why we got such awesome power here, PRAISE THE MOON AND PRAISE KEK!
Robert Watson
OH SHIT KEK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Benjamin Wood
Through our collective force of shitposting we can meme this quake into existence, only if Kek wills it. Keep it up lads.
Daniel Cook
I thought Invanka (Tits) Trump was next
Wyatt Gray
Who is the Egyptian god of the moon? If the moon god frog god and father of the frog god all get involved i am going to kek to death
Cooper Watson
The Black Moon heralds the Black Sun.
Bentley Parker
Uhh so I live in Vancouver. If this happens will the big BC earthquake happen?
Luis Richardson
Whether it is the dark moon or just meme magic brought about by the gathering of the hive mind
Kek is here among us tonight, brothers
He is in the air
He is pulsing the wires of the interwebs
And his power courses and flows to the San Andreas fault
And shortly there will be a great happening
And we will praise His name, and be happy to be alive during this time.
Jacob Gutierrez
It's interesting to me how quickly we lost sight of the original purpose (Cali quake) and started reveling in the power of the magic itself. On one hand, that makes us less effective in a goal oriented fashion.
But it makes us far more powerful as individual magicians.
Luis Butler
only though the villages of degeneracy user
Eli Taylor
Gas yourself for speaking that way about the daughter of the Emperor.
Grayson Smith
oh shi-
Adrian Ortiz
(checked)
FUGG now i have to gas myself XD :( :( :(
I was just trying to admire her Aryan beauty
Brody Lee
Shiiiiiit!
Aaron King
The natural disaster is the route of the magic Kek is bringing magic through chaos after all, he is the god of chaos
Disloyal user btfo by this sweet get
this too
Michael Morales
Consecu-dubs
Jonathan Morris
Dubs confirm the will of Kek.
Leo Johnson
Hot damn now thats sum dubs if i e'er see'm
Charles Watson
Meme magic doesn't follow the same structure as ceremonial magic. There's not quantifiable focus, buildup and release, it's more like a gread undulating shitpost wave that manifests with great potency and diffuses back into the flow of lulz and bantz in an eternal ebb and flow.
Evan Peterson
We don't need to lower our standards to praise her beauty.
Christian Murphy
Is that a yes? No?
Thank god I don't live in Downtown. Coquitlam is built on a rock, all I'd have to worry about is minor flooding.
SPOILERS FOR VANCOUVERITES THE SEARS TOWER WAS BUILT WITH HALF THE REBAR THE ARCHITECT HAD ASKED FOR. THAT SHIT IS GOING DOWN AND WILL FLOOD THE STREETS WITH NOT JUST RUBBLE BUT SMOKE AND DUST, WEAR DUST FILTERS TO FILTER OUT THE CONCRETE OR GET CANCER. MANY OF THE BUILDINGS IN THE VANCOUVER DOWNTOWN AREA WERE NOT BUILT TO CODE. YOUR SAFEST PLACE IS A SMALL HOUSE OR A REINFORCED BUILDING THAT THEY DIDN'T SKIMP OUT ON REBAR ON (THEY PROBABLY DID EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY DIDN'T)
Julian Murphy
We Lilith now!
Alexander Price
And trips!
This whole thread has been like this. Amazing.
Wyatt Butler
all these gets in this short time and that is a no, you wont get damaged. You will live user.
Justin Ross
I almost feel like backing away from the keyboard, if you know what I mean.
Jacob Jones
literally the best thread of the last few months
Jacob Anderson
...
Bentley Wilson
Confirmed that you will be spared.
Earn it.
Levi Bailey
Thanks. Well I feel like a dumb faggot. I panicked and spilled trade secrets. Oh well.
California building codes are less strict than BC and even easier to skirt around. Expect literally everything to collapse except reinforced buildings in the affected areas of California.
If anyone wants to ask me anything about construction and related earthquake happenings feel free, I've got insider info.
Ryan Martin
Apparently it is Khonsu, a green looking god. If I remember right, Kek was the original 8 who created the main god, who created the others. So kek has a connection to all of them.
Gavin Rogers
holy shit, this thread was a dubs thread half a thread ago and it is still delivering
Gabriel Roberts
KEKKEKE
Xavier Kelly
Calif seismic codes confirmed.
Do you believe they will stand in the face of Kek's power, user?
Having actually performed seismic analysis of buildings in California, I don not.
Kayden Wood
Shadilay!
Jayden Morales
I thought of replying to myself to get the quick dub, thanks for getting it
Dylan Garcia
Rolling for contact. Kek, are you the Wave Existence?
Jeremiah Adams
Looking green…confirmed, I guess.
Jackson Cooper
...
Aiden Hernandez
That's not how it's done, user.
Jose Howard
This thread is about to hit the bump limit.
What a ride it's been.
See you after the quake, fam.
Adam Hill
NEW THREAD
Sebastian Nguyen
Yellowstone
Ayden Hall
the rides never over
Michael Murphy
My understanding is that the codes are designed so that the buildings stand long enough for an evacuation to complete.
Thomas Long
This user gets it. It's about optimizing trajectory within the flow.
PRAISE KEK
Christian Diaz
Did mods delete around 110 posts in this thread? What the fuck?
Gabriel Wood
Checked
Noah Cook
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU how's everything been for the past months Holla Forums? I've been absent for a while due to lightning striking my apt. and destroying my monitor.
Andrew Ortiz
" The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein. Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him. The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him. But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies." Nahum 1:5-8
Oliver Rodriguez
Decriminalizing everything about gay culture and lifestyle did effectively that.
Chase Green
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
CRUMBLE THE DEGENERATES INTO DUST
Jack Diaz
But why?
Nicholas Roberts
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Oliver Johnson
CALIFORNIA WILL BE PLUNGED INTO THE ABYSS
Dylan Adams
I gotta do my bit to meme this.
PRAISE KEK, SINK CALIFORNIA, PRAISE KEK
Charles Davis
...
Josiah Perez
...
Brayden Jenkins
Oklahoma had a 5.2 quake recently, I'm worried.
Juan Cruz
I know, this thread hit the 751 post limit, archived proof: archive.is/STnal What is the purpose of deleting posts to suddenly reopen the thread?
Nolan Jenkins
I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!
David Martin
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Jace Stewart
Anime hating Holla Forums goons must hang for their heresy
Robert Peterson
San Andreas, or San Andreas Quake? I hope it's San Andreas Quake, that'd be far more hilarious.
Owen Foster
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Elijah Myers
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Aaron Brown
...
Ryan Cox
pump up the volume, bumpb out the uglies. yes, it's appropriate now to delicate unto the wordsmith banging slog. take now me a big deal, or send out a little girl. sometimes, it just makes sense. of course if there are no shattering smiths, or billowing bogs…we're there. unto the wizard is given the wordsmith challenge. what does that mean? hard brow…beard…cackling revelation. the cackling revelations. my final cackling revelation.
Julian Ramirez
I starting to believe you don't communicate to God with prayer, but with memes or in a sense a prayer is a meme if enough people do the same exact one.
Jeremiah Wood
Trump will become president, Escape from LA is going to become a reality
Andrew Anderson
...
Blake Moore
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Dominic Lewis
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Brayden Allen
I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU
Ryan Hernandez
I Believe I want to believe. Also should the potential earthquake be named the Omar or the Mateen?
Samuel Clark
I can't wait for this to happen
Matthew Turner
Prayer is the exact same as a meme. Prayer is when a group of people collectively think of the same thing, willing it to action; memes are when a group of people collectively understand and share the same concept, idea, event, etc.
It's called Group Consciousness, I think kikepedia has an article on it. It probably has a relation to quantum mechanics and how when atoms are observed they change position. We probably actually do change the universe through collective will, we just don't understand it yet so we call it meme magic. Perhaps God doesn't do miracles because he is literally a kike god-plant to detract from the actual gods, the Ogdoad and possibly old aryan gods.