Porn Pet Peeves Thread

get in here faggots

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this.

Is this a big problem for you freak

Not a big problem, as i can jerk off to adults too. Just a preference tho

Who in their right mind would jerk off to younger than adults. Especially when you are an adult such as yourself. What's that one Russian girl's name too

YOu fucking sicken me

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Irresponsible sick-minded men, that's all who browse this sick twisted hell hole

Reverse cowgirl is the one thing that guarantees I will cum, it is the hottest possible thing, and I have tested this extensively. If I'm trying to fap and cum for the 10th time today then I need that. What do you not like about reverse cowgirl?

And that includes you, sir.

I really hate when it causes long term damage to my dopamine receptors and slowly twists my sexual tastes into the bizarre and fetishistic. Huge fucking pet peeve :^)

lol are you the officer assigned to monitoring my activities on this board? Bro, we are autistic liars who enjoy shocking others, and get sad when it's just us circlejerking around with the most offensive and weird stuff we can imagine, and nobody is taking the bait. We live for your reaction. Doesn't mean we do anything with our lives other than isolate ourselves in our bedrooms and browse imageboards all day making shit up. Where did you come from and can you bring more normies like yourself so we can have fun trolling them?

It's not reverse cowgirl, per se, but spread-eagle reverse cowgirl. A girl riding facing away is fine, but when she's propped up like a fucking crab it irks the shit out of me. No particular reason, it just does.

I don't mind so much as look as she looks very young but usually that isn't the case.

I like 9 year olds that look unusually mature for their age.

That is the best.

The prophet knows best.

I am curious have you ever had sex? If so that might be why it bothers you. I've never had sex so I have no idea what positions are actually best if you're going to actually have sex as opposed to what merely looks aesthetically pleasing. Also I don't really understand what you're describing.

(check'em)
This user said it all. I pitty the fool, who takes the bait

shit nigga z'at cherry?

This is the shit I cannot stand
This is acceptable

Yes, I have had sex.

When NEET fat lonely losers keep shitting up boards with porn related bullshit because they've never gotten a piece of trim before and put that shit up on a pedestal

ok cool

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I tried my hardest to redeem myself sir how well did I do

Well, for starters, claiming how smart you are is low-hanging fruit. Explain your positive qualities in depth, you lying pansy/

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My smart-claiming actually spells out "masha" a secret hidden pedophile message. Only shows how much you need to learn with this board, kiddo. How fucking old are you. Don't worry, you'll be in your 20s soon. Deleted my previous post

Pedo on damage control

Is this some sort of goofy meme?
GO play with your dolls

My sex dolls are sleeping, right now

Sleeping because you are talking too much on the internet and being a loser no doubt

I rest my case.

Rest which case

…you say after you claim that I'm an underage dumbass.

Do I need to spell it out for you again, or are you good?

I suspect your knowledge of what it's like to actually fuck informs you as to what positions are best. That must be why it bothers you.

Because hey have sored holes, and they need to rest. Thats why i'm talking to you, faggot

>no vids whatsoever where the guy blows his load and collapses on the girl, who happily lets him rest atop of her and gently caresses his body

Doubt there's any fat people here.

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Spell some more out. You're on to some bullshit

I need to get a lg instead of just watching lg :(

In your deleted post, you claimed to be very smart, which is a redemption so overdone and cliché that even mothers have been using that excuse on their retarded autistic sons since the 90's because they're convinced savants exist. You use the aforementioned redemption to try to get the upper hand in a retarded argument that will eventually be buried in a day or so. You use the aforementioned redemption on a website where no one gives a shit about who, what or how you are, so there wouldn't even be a point to doing it. You're just doing this so you can convince yourself that you're better than you really are, as well as pretending you're better than anyone else in this thread.

Hell, you might as well say the same thing about me, but I already know I'm a degenerate piece of shit. I already know how far down the rabbit hole I've gone; why else would you think I'm on this website? I hope you're having fun, because I know I am. Thanks. No, really, this is a blast.

fuck I hate that shit
makes me feel like I'm getting cucked

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i don't watch it

lul

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triggered

Good shit, man. Got the full video?

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when the girl accidentally shits while doing anal

I can't jack off to normal porn anymore. I find myself jacking it to jailbait videos or little girl bate videos. This isn't me to trying to be edgy, this is me be telling the truth.
When I could jack off to normal porn then one of my pet peeves was when the guy didn't finish on her face/in her mouth. That's what really pissed me off.

fucking this. Can't stand watching hairy male ass in porn.

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lmao I love this

To think this cunt votes… Too bad she didnt drown in that piss

everything you said

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*hair

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when they are too lazy to bleach

yea

nay

that fucking stupid bra hanging from her chest that doesn't let you see tiddies properly
unless it's some camwhore shit, if you can't afford to hire a dick don't make porn, if there's a dick around leave that plastic shit
that will be a problem now, after you rubbed your dick with other fags for hours?
pretty rare, but have been there with both cases, didn't enjoy it

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Extending that

This is actually kinda hot tbh.

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I ain't even mad, she looks like an absolute slut, even behind that mask

This lol

And when it's a female that the focus is on in general. Yucky

Well, mask or not, shouldn't be a challenge to judge if a girl that's on a porno is a slut or not

When she's wearing sexy socks and doesn't take her shoes off.

Sheit I smell that thotbox through my computer screen

When there are good angles, but the cameraman keeps changing them every 5 seconds. Or when the camera just keeps switching between closeups of the face and genitals. Really just shit cameramen in general.

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Tattoos. Anytime. Anywhere.

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Anyone who sees through feminist indoctrination. Teenage girls are naturally the most attractive, but feminists have been using the media for decades to try to distort guys' standards because they know they can never live up to teen girls' sexiness, so they do all they can to label it wrong and people like you fall for it.

this and this

Sexuality and sexual attraction are things that can be doggy trained to the weak minded and weak willed, but biology rules out for people who don't just accept everything at face value. It is unnatural for you to train your penis to work on command only if a magic number is fulfilled, if you find something attractive, you find something attractive. If she's 14, 28, or 72 that's what your dick wants. To deny that fact is to deny your biological imperative.

I'm not saying you should fuck kids, obviously that would be wrong.

However I am stating that your body doesn't care if she's 17 years, 11 months, and 15 days old, or 18 years and 32 minutes old. If you split hairs like that, you're stupid.

It just happens man can't really tell you why

Condoms

Depends on what you define as a kid. If you're talking about an actual kid then no, but you absolutely should fuck teenagers because there's no evidence of it being wrong. Most of the people who claim it's wrong are just listening to the media and never actually thought about it.

when you can tell they are disgusted by cum and do everything they can to avoid sucking down the cum shot.
jobs done, leave the guy hanging

Add

in case you dont get it, its the fucking liars and how they tag their videos ruining everything

Also

thats intentional

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I've seen one but the title was literally in hebrew when I found it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58c9256d17859
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1085691995

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STAAAAAAR WAAAAARS

>it begins with a blowjob, but it's one of those shitty Brazzers faggot tier GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG gagging shit
All of this shit fucking kills my boner.