Confess your sins

I pretend to be racist on 8/pol/

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I only pretend to be a pedo.

i pretend to fuck dogs

i only make love in missinary position for the sake of pro-creation

I'm 22 and I fucked a HS sophomore

her first name wasn't Mary, was it?

You pretend to be non-racist on Holla Forums truth is you wouldn't go anywhere near niggertown.

Nope susan

oh good

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I pretend to not enjoy my time on Holla Forums Holla Forums

I form meaningful connections with anonymous posters and identify posts to those posters (who might not have posted them) and change how I post to them based on who I am pretending/guessing they are.
It ruins the "anonymous posting experience".

I jerked off today :(

did you nut?

Everyday I lie to my mum about not being an alcoholic

I pretend to not be racist in real life

why am I like this

I believe in loving hand holding, gentle head pats, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the sole purpose of reproduction.

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That is not a sin, that is a socially redeeming hobby.

I'm sorry to hear your mom is an alcoholic, but there really isn't any need to lie to her. I am sure she knows that she is.

Relax, user. The rest of us realize that there are people for whom this board holds a certain amount of appeal. You don't have to pretend just because you want to fit in with the crowd. It is OK to be different, and it is OK to be open about it. You will have to deal with being thought of as an imbecile, and being called a retard and a faggot every time you post, but that is the price you pay for being honest.

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I pretend to be a decent person in real life.

I really don't care about other peoples emotions unless I see them as an extension of myself. So nobody really, unless I happen to get a wife and kids I will never care what others think. In fact this is a blessing, I was walking around today feeling insecure until I realized I was by far the most edgy person around and relished that fact and then was not nearly as insecure.


this TBH

i am a hypocrite

I fucked a dead raccoon. Just to add it to me species belt.

I have an average size penis but I push the base in when I fap so that I think I have an above average size penis.

There is nothing sadder than a narcissist with a tiny dick.

I just want to smack a bitch, grab her by the hair and force her into face down ass up position then raw dog the fuck out of her asshole, all just for fun.
and then I would get married and have kids with her

I'm schroedinger's criminal. I frame myself for crimes to call attention to other's fabricated crimes which are allegory to their real crimes, which I as schroedinger's criminal may or may not have known anything about. Or maybe I commit crimes in the confusion that the above causes. Nobody's really sure.

I did succumb to jungle fever at one point in my life.

Thank Jeebus that AIDS will put an end to your guilt.

get out, tbh

Is that some Hebrew scribbling on the wall? Or is it just wishful thinking?

i like pedo/antijewing. sometimes i make pro pedo arguments and sometimes pro anti arguments. all depending on which will cause a bigger shitstorm in that situation.

like every pedo or anti on this site ever tbh

that says fragile you autist

oh lawd i miss half chans delete function

Dem dubs decided my fate. No more coke and scotch for me. I was mighty fucked up at the time. but since she was jealous that the guy she wanted was with another girl, she settled with me. I just wanted to play beer pong and get high.

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did she get knocked up. hope not, it so your not forgiven.

I've been infatuated with my younger sister ever since she was 14 and I was 22, and I saw her naked for the first time (yes, that was the first time I ever saw my sister naked). It was at that moment that it kind of hit me that she was a girl, and I've secretly lusted after her ever since. She's 20 now, and I'm going on 29. I've secretly taken many pictures of her over the years – of her ass as she walks past, of her coinslot when she was crouching down, of her bare feet on the table as she was playing vidya. I even once secretly recorded her getting dressed after taking a shower.

STUPID WHORE HAD HER PORN REVEALED, BUMP FOR MOER PORN

Holla Forums has converted me to National Socialism. I genuinely believe in the importance of of securing the existence of our people and a future for white children. I recognise the necessity of gassing the kikes, eliminating their degeneracy from our society and returning to a healthy model of marriage and family.

However, I'm somewhat degenerate myself, having become quite addicted to sticking my cock up any available asshole (race/gender irrelevant).

This may sound bitter, but I blame women. I'm sure I wouldn't have got into this sexual nihilism if there had been good wife material around. I always valued the traditional ideal of marriage and family, before it became a way for women to financially rape men.

Ryan?


You're scared of other's perception of your true self.

I bet you're a faggot pussy.

a few years ago i raped my big sister and made her cum twice
we were in our 20s, got a bit too deep into the bottle after our mother's funeral, started to cuddle, one thing didnt lead to another, overpowered and went in dry
she fought back until her 1st orgasm, after that she let me have what i wanted and willingly changed positions

Well lets see
-I was part of a gang for 3 years (i say gang but it was more like a cult) until the leader raped a 12 year old girl, the cops never heard her confession and the leader most likely got tortured to death for what he did
-I helped a known human trafficker for 1.5 years on the deep web till he got busted
-I exploited atleast 2 severly mentally ill women for sex (usual stuff honestly)
-I lost my virginity in the tent of a now long dead homeless woman that never had her murder investigated, the girl i screwed in the tent had no idea
-I have spent 10 years of my life on anonymous image boards starting at 13

I am almost certain that i am a sociopath but i don't want to find out for sure

Bullshit. No way you could go dry for 20 minutes.

where exactly does the post specify any time frame?

That's on avg how long it takes for a woman to orgasm, but you wouldn't know that, you virgin.

pulling random numbers out of your ass proves exactly what?

Is this confrontation intended to be predicated on my ego? I didn't join the Marines you know.

I wear diapers for fun

You could have at least said sorry, shes your sister dude.

wouldve believed it but
yeah thats bullshit nobody wants to fug their roastie sister. if youd have said imouto i might have believed your story t b h

I called OP a faggot

Thinking you can deflect the inherent racism in sane white people by pretending to pretend.

Hot.

I would like to smack that bottom.

I jerk off to furry porn.
I can't stop.

I believe in loving hand holding, gentle head pats, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a legally married spouse for the sole purpose of reproduction.

All well and good but how will you raise your children?

kek
Jesus Christ user just shit post.

Shew him de wey.

Faggot-ass Pisces

kek

All of my posts that relate do illegal behavior are ironic and I deeply regret them if I ever misguided a cop looking for actual criminals.
I have never ever broken an US law and don't ever intend to.

Every word in this post also applies to me tbh

I give my mum foot/neck massages every other day, after she gets in from work.

Does ur benis get hard?

no, but it wants to. The main difficulty is resisting the urge to suck her toes.

THIS. There are no good women left, it's like playing a video game with no earnable gear. There is no reason for me to get fit and be social when the reason I would be doing either of those is no longer worth it.

There is even a cash shop but the girls are just as hollow as you would expect cosmetic items to be.

I feel as though you are implying something else here.

Being fit just means you're healthy. It's not about having any effect on other people. There is no requirement to build huge muscles.

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Awww snap… FLIP FLAP! I miss this comfy show.

You should work out for yourself. Not because some woman or anybody. Do it because you want to.

I raped a freshman hs girl when I was in 7th grade

Smart

Is this a 7777777 get thread OR are we going to dance in the sweet memories?

I don't really love her for a long time, I was just in it because she was borderline illegal, and was into anal and stuff.

you really don't know how alchoholism works. you always convince yourself you're fin.

That's like grinding when there are no bosses and the few enemies you encounter are just fodder.

Tits or gtfo, tbh