So some of my friends at the sites greatest board Holla Forums asked me to storytime my favourite starwars comics

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This is a great comic, I love the first story and the one with Vader hunting (((Jedi)))

This and the next may be my favourite SW stories of all time. Of ALL time.

SKIPPY THE JEDI WAS A DROID THAT WE ALL LOVE WITH GEARS AND SPARKS AND LOTSA HEART HE MADE IT DONTCHA KNOW

Skippy needs to be a meme. I make a none comic post so you know when the new one starts.

I love this segment as well, It is the perfect example of military experience for most

Not me though, a TRUE communist would never spill blood.

These comics are quality. Damn it's said Dark Horse no longer has the rights.

So the Dark Lady is one of my favourite Characters. She trained Darth Krayt (My favourite Sith) and was specialized in ensuring that darker jedi were to use their more insidious powers for good. If Anakin trained under her he probably would have got out better

I heard Marvel published a couple under the Legends name.

I'll story time a Marvel one of Darth Vader to contrast after this issue

Marvel is publishing all of them because they're greedy kikes who can't create anything half as good as what Dark Horse did. The "Legends" bullshit just pisses me off.

Lol, alright, I'm sure that will be fun to read (it will be painful)

ho ho ho,

There is an evil C3P0 and an evil R2D2 no I'm not kidding

How beautiful was that arc, especially if you've read about the Dark Lady before hand. as I have 40 gig worth of Star Wars comics maybe I should just do this every time I can

Wait are you storytiming the old Darkhorse Star Wars comics or the Disney one? If its the Darkhorse one then I regret having your named blocked out on posts.

She's storytiming Drak Horse right now, then she'll do the shitty Disney ones to contrast them.

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I should have never given away my gender on that thread

Dark Horse, Fugg Didney

Its too late, TruthSeeker threads are now fapbait.

I wanna be all "DIS IS ALSO MY FAVOURITE" which it kinda is, but screw it, this whole series is. I LOVE TALES!!!

Anyway! :3 Here is….DIDNEY….jk, after this

That would explain a whole lot actually.

But seriously I'd fugg autist Jedi, he's great. Not as great as Villie though

Brutal

I know right? Sadly we never see him again but with my twitter discussions with the author he wanted him to come back and show his Order 66 scene where he fumbled his way out. Can you imagine that? a Jedi playing dead?

TIME FOR MARVEL'S POZZ'D DICK

That would have been dank, tbh.

DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN DUN
TALES WAS BETTER DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN QUINLAN VOS AND K'KRUHK ALL BEAT YOUR SCLOCK DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN DA DUN DUN DA

ok then. Didn't know you were a girl.

Holy shit these people are creative.

How does Jabba know that Vader killed two of his guards?

also yes Holla Forums probably knows which TS I am
GET IT CAUSE LUKE DIDNT DO THAT

JUST LIKE LEIA GET IT? HE CHOKED HIM, THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO KILL A HUTT except vibroblade, slugs and none laser based weapons they may have killed their god aka a moon but they are easily beat….okay maybe NUSTARWARS lore is different

Because like, da force man

I know right, I hope in this comic they copy others shit!

I am but one

What's the point of this story aside from some autist who wanted Vader to interact with Jabba? What does this story add to the Star Wars universe? It's characters from the movies, interacting in environments form the movies, that's really boring.

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Hmmm, okay.

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Oh honey, just wait. Just you fucking wait my love shit is BARELY retarded

GET READY
BOBA FETT

BOBA FUCKING FETT

AKA: BEST IN THE EU BEST IN TALES OF THE JEDI MENTOR TO BES TJEDI JAINA SOLO

HAD A FUCKING WOOKIE SIDEKICK

TALES IS NEXT

What the fuck is this shit with Vader meeting Luke? When does this take place?

STAR WARS TALES 3: RETURN OF THE BINKS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS COMIC?

I remember this Jar Jar comic, it's actually pretty good.

It takes place in Old TRILOGY which was ONE YEAR, RIGHT? SAME TIME? because MARVEL

After this Darth Darth Binks we'll get to my favourite character who as a wee girl I wanted to fugg

O, I'm laughin

So yes as a little girl I wanted to take that demon dick

fugg me villie

noice

I like how these comics have alien characters, I also like how they're new characters.

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fuck off lando get to the good bit

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THIS NEXT STORY IS MY FAVOURITE OF ALL TIME THIS IS LITERALLY D&D + STAR WARS /TG/ WOULD LOVE THIS COMIC!!!!!

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It didnee post, sorry

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Didn't Truth Seeker want war?

There are many TruthSeekers, but only one True Communist.

DON'T WORRY THIS ISN'T THE END THE NEXT IS…ANOTHER FUCKING MARVEL TRASH

t. Courtney TS

I like this story about the Gamorean and the Girl, it's fun.

I'm also looking forward to shitting on Disney.

Just enjoy the story time and report anything that gets out of hand.

Me too, weird insight to my life but I have three brothers and I'm the youngest grill. So growing up they all had OCs and we'd play star wars and honestly this Tales episode made me think of our retarded adventures We made so many moves I wish I could find, mostly with a chubby me swinging a darth maul twinsabre and all

sigh

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I haven't read the dialogue yet, but I'm certain it will be shit. Compare this to the Tales short stories where they get so much done in so little time, sad.

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I still don't know what the theme of this series is supposed to be. It seems to just be Vader walking around and dealing with shit that Stormtroopers could take care of.

MEMBER?

Tales next darlings

This comic is genuinely boring. They just used 20 pages to show us… what exactly?

Get ready for the fourth best Vader fight. It's rad.

This woman is sexy. Is the artist Adam Hughes?

Claudio Catellini

This made me want to be a wirter, then I ended up an actor cause I'm not gay

At least I don't fuck Emus.

Here's some Claudio art

fugg u Holla Forums user but srsly love u

also legit I have a fear of emus

This one short Vader story has more depth to it than those two Disney Vader comics you posted.

Darkhorse was shitty on Disney before it was cool. Nice.

Sad thing is I'd prefer a Holla Forums slash Holla Forums as a bf, I'd say Holla Forums but I don't like blacks sorry

I love dis

I don't think anyone on Holla Forums is actually black, there's only one guy who spams cuckold porn and he's literally a Jew

This one is gay time, I'm talking super gay time

This is not my cup of tea

Seriously I'm a virgin waiting for a gamer guy, how the fuck am I single despite looking like a fat renee zelwigger

This one stays with me, I really love the Chiss who teams up as well as the others, I wisht his was the Threequeals.

This one is kinda rad

gamer guy, cant help you with that. Do you play online games or go to places where gamers would congregate like mall or something? Idk what Australia is like but in Los Angeles there are different areas where different dweebs hang out

I play LoL yeah I'm autstitic, DoW and mostly RTS games. I'm in Australia sadly. I'm part of not only a YugiOh group where I clean house but a Pathfinder group at my locals…all guys here are pussies, betas, white knights or gays. I'm looking for a Holla Forums guy who likes Lord of the Rings and likes me to cook

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God fucking damnit

This comic has sweet action.

If you're looking for Holla Forums guys you should probably check out book stores and watch for the guys picking philosophy or history books, I don't know if there are gun ranges in Australia, but I'd guess you could find some there too. The internet, as pozzed as it is, is probably a good way to find people with the same politics as you as well. I'm not surprised that the majority of people at yugioh and various gamer places are white knights or beta, but for some reason I imagine Australia as being full of tanned rugged guys wearing hats and driving jeeps

Seruously how FUCKING cool is the last arc

Nice user. Does he still do illustrating?

I have no idea what is happening now.

This is a really well paced action comic.

It doesn't look like it, but since he's an Italian artist he could be working on something that wont be released for a couple years. Dark Horse hired quite a few talented Italians. For example the guy who drew those Janek Sunber comics.

Darkhorse knew. They knew years before it happened. We should have listened.

have a gun license but sadly everyone but me is over 60, I'm 25 and seriously i'll slightly doxx myself but I'm in Canberra, anyone wanna…y'know

CUCK VADER???

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Ah, I remember this. Female Indiana Jones along with evil C-3P0 and R2-D2.

Th-This makes sense, this is good, this is progress

This writer has a serious problem with drawing things out. This decompressed Bendis style is garbage.

wait so you're a communist that wants to date a Holla Forumsack?

TruthSeeker is a meme, fam. She's making fun of him. No one seems to be able to grasp the depth of Holla Forums's memery.

..Isn't that alien also from the Prequels? The background or something? Have they created a single original alien yet?

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ok sorry then. I remember seeing a webm on another thread here that had Truthseeker explaining why he liked communism and wished to spread it. That and so many people were impersonating him and I didn't know if he still hung around Holla Forums so I couldn't tell at this point.

Nuh-uh, nope, sorry, Vader does not need some random bitches help. This is a bridge too far.

Okay the best I can grasp this:
She's an aussie actress, who is pretty good since we doxxed her and she has been in a lot of shit

Who likes the TruthSeeker meme who may have started with a legit commuautistic

So she uses his name as a joke, as do many others like AusSeeker, RusSeeker, AmeriSeeker, GaySeeker etc

but TruthSeeker hates them all. But then other memes poppped up like Al Paccino who is also a meme but Truth Seeker (one of them) agreed to it and made it a meme.

Okay basically if you want to be a meme Signal to TruthSeeker and he/she/them make it so

Why would someone make an Assassin Droid in a protocol droid's body? We've seen over and over again how stuff and awkward they are.

TIME FOR A NEW TALES

FemTruthSeeker, what's a good RTS? A comfy one that is.

This is exactly why namefags are the bane of all image boards. But seriously this is probably the dumbest thing I've read in a while, and bringing this drama over here isn't going to make things different.

Agreed tho chan bf never ever :(

Try War of the Ring, it's an LOTR RTS but legit good and reminds me of childhood. BFME is good, but War of the Ring is made for bookfags like us

:^)

Considering that Holla Forums views are becoming more and more mainstream, I wouldn't be surprised if you found an Aussie you guy liked this year or next year. It probably wont happen for a bit though. In LA everyone is garbage tier, true communism tbh

Yadal is fucking gay next comic is good

Do people still play those RTSs online? The last game I played online with was Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy which I torrented off pirate bay, it still has active multiplayer which is pretty rad.

last guy I talked to was """""shocked""""" because I said I think abortion was fucked up and basically murder. It will be a long tim ebut I hope so, I want bebes

No ;-; it sucks man, I miss Cat and mouse on AoM and BFME2 in general but mostly Minas Tirith Level

Ill never understand the mind set and going around and causing havoic like that. Kinda reminds me what /news/ did to Killcen when he tired spamming his doomsday predictions and info dumps on randon boards.

Who still talks like this? I mean ya, women are more prone to social autism but considering you've spent some time here its kinda odd seeing someone actually talking like this for an extended period of time. Good story time by ghe way.

Maybe you just don't get it? lmfao

He was shocked about abortion? I guess the US is still a bit more conservative than Australia. Even some liberals in LA refuse to defend abortion, they say it should be legal, but its still a bad thing to do.

Btw, does anyone want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy? The lightsaber combat in it is probably the best in a Star Wars game.

??? I seriously don't understand????

me me me!!!!

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The Pirate Bay is offline right now but I'll link the GOG download once it's back up. It's DRM free so it doesn't even require you to mount it. I bet we'll get at least 3 or 5 people to play and then we can put in some bots as well.

Kek

I was hyped because I used to read star wars tales as a kid but then I saw ass-seeker was story timing it, kys my man.

I mean i do get the joke but honestly going beyond and spreading it around the site kinda spreads it thin. People are likely going to find it annoying, stand for around a week before the mods do anything. Just like killcen, people got sick of him and he was almost perabanned everywhere besides his own personal board. Two weeks later nobody remember him, well i mostly due but thats because i stuck around on /news/ for the crab posting. Which is another thing, why spread when it only makes sense to a single board? Back when crab posting was a thing on /new/ it mostly sayed there because Anons didn't want their jokes to get ruined by other boards. It wasnt until /news/ was replaced where it did begin to expand but was forgotten a week later and this shit date back to early 2015.

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This is getting deep into my psyche but maybe it's because I grew up with 3 brothers and pre-facebook and now live in post-facebook? DUNNO

I have it on disk no worries, let's work it out!!! we'll call it Knights of the 8!!!

??? what ???

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Here's the download for anyone who else wants to play.

thepiratebay.org/torrent/11860733/

Knights of 8 will be the server name? What rules should we set. I'm thinking lightsabers and blasters but no force powers at first.

I mean generally when someone spends a extnded time on a site likr Holla Forums they typically start to lose whenever sherd of normal speak they have, replacing it with proper grammar. Its one of the few defining traits that evolved over time on Anonymous image boards where the young immature users finally mature and kinda cringe at others whrn they make poor attempts at speak. Typically now if someone decides to talk in broken English they're either new or doesn't know the culture of the site often making a fool of themselves after they see they've been talking like a child while everyone has been conversing like adults.

I type differently on every board I use. Sort of the same way I talk differently around different groups of people.

THIS GUY IS FUGGIN AWESOME AND I'D FUGG HIM IRL

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What do you mean by this?
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Knights of 8 name
Rules = No Rules
Lightsabers only for fun and we try to make a legit Jedi temple = Kill all those who obey, I'll join and you get to listen to my nasaly grill voice. I sound like a gay Kristen Schall.

Back to none gays.

Does Jedi Knight have voice support? I've never heard anyone on a mic while playing before,

oooh, I remember this comic where Vader fins C-3PO on Bespin, I really loved it.

I may be thinking of battlefront tbh but I have it for steam and will join

Well talking a certain way in one area is different but bringing over whatever was nature there to somewhere else isn't the same when your talking like a kid straight out 20p1 AOL chat rooms. Take a look at this user here, though its storytiming a couple decent comics the broken English it uses seems completely u unnecessity as the Anons around here start talking philosophical differences in text speak as a user spends time in a certain environment. The Anons are now focused in the well dpoken argument than the person dumping the story, as the thread progresses and the Anons spend more time on Holla Forums eventually they find themselves engrained into talking correct english as the broken doublespeak before becomes tiring unlike before.

I think you may be taking this a wee bit too seriously.

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again I say ??? what ???

I find this story about Greedo funny because I always envisioned him as a fuck up, not someone who was actually competent.

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Its night Holla Forums everyone talks philosophy at this hour. But considering your fairly new you'll become engrained in the conversation and stay around till 3am to listen. Especially now only the OP is actually speaking in brokespeak as you and me speak in rightpeak. The Doublespeak of this situation holds that although the main conversation is about setting up a video game serve, each user here is beginning to speak normally as its now tiring to speak in brokespeak and not rightspeak. But of couse this is all newspeak to most.

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what
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I'll probably make the serve in twenty minutes, I'm gonna go grab some tea bags from the corner store because I'm out of iced tea. What time is it for everyone else where they are? It's about midnight here in California.

make the server'

please respond to this autstic pseudo-intellectual with "huh" and what, it'll make him feel better

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As the example we see here, the gears of the OP are turning as each time she questions my posts her brokespeak slowly reverts to rightspeak. If enough curiosity is spiked the rightspeak Anons would slowly conglmerate on the poster and a unified discussion would be had, as the dohblespeak created would be one of united curiosity rather tban thr original intent of talkibg about a lower seeded torrent on a website.

???huh???
???what???

Shit im talking right and brokespeak yet my gramspeak is terrible, the the of this conversation couldn't be any better as the wizard hour is ney but 60 minutes away.

lmao

As a truthspeaker I find this offensive

As proven here as the poster quickly adopts rightspeak as brokespeak is now becoming a chore as the Anons finslly unify in the current oddity of the speaking culture of different boards.

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Sorry darlings, time for a new Vader :(

….until full cracks emerge as the unit tries to converse out its reality in to the given reality of the moment

This canon, tbh.

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You say offense yet you mean love, if by the chance of not selecting the name of your setting you did not expect to have a reaction as you use your efforts yo focus on brokespeak and not rightspeak. As in your other rightspeak post you say to satisfy my response to you from me, a simple yet known langue response would be sufficient to allow the conversation to flow. Yet as the brokespeak morphs into rightspeak, they both birth a doublespeak as the Amons focus on using rightspeak to silence another user that is failing on gramspeak.

make it so

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What
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What maps should we play on Jed Knight?

Rightpeak on que begins thr germination inside the mental office as the effort to brokespeak is then attempted to regain the momentum once used to start brokespeak in the first urges of wanting to speak in the general area in which the culture od spesk is bring used to converse a way around itself to allow rokespeak to used more fluidly with out the sign rightspeak is instead being used to converse plans of action to fend of brokespeak.

As yhe final form takes hold, rightspeak is now the saving grace to find a new outlet of brokespeak, typically the speak used in a frantic hurry on a subway train or phone, but once things begin to calm the brokespeak evolves into rightspeak as the new culture of the environment calls for a more understandable gorm of communication to continue on the brokespeak.

??? what ??

Is everyone ready to play some Jedi Knight, or should I wait to make the server? My tea is steeping so just say the word and I'll make it.

Less not we forget respeak and obspeak as both are interwinded when rughtspeak is being used to counter a form of brokespeak disguised as rightspeak. Respeak sees the use of a voual or phases that would deem the brokespesk null and attempt to return it to rightspeak which itsrlf would return to brokespeak as the culture conjointd into obspeak as difficulty in maintaining brokespeak and newspeak becomes reversed.

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what
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As we see the the fully unit now under majority rightspeak control as the brokespeak of the once invading culture has become rightspeak to evade the cspture of a new culture that deems thr original rightspeak as broke.

oi fam u gunna be playin duh jedi oi nawt?

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Oh sorry but there's only 3 people, including myself here, that are present. The obspeak poster, the brokespeak preacher and the rightspeak user who wishes to elvate to brokespeak to avoid thd rightspeak. And no i wasnt paying attention to your rightspeak as the culture of the situation called for 3 conversations forming from brokespeak into one.

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lol, well I'm gonna go play Jedi Knight, the server will be made so anyone can join.

is there a list of the must read starwars comics?

Not at the momentum no but considering theyve been around for awhile and we get a lot of star wars story times you can always check the catalog every once in a while and check or go online and do a simple search.

Hmm, I don't think it's going online. Truthseeker, could you try making a server and I'll try joining?

The Janek Sunber arcs are must reads.

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As presented rightspeak has now dedicated thr currrnt set know culure as the once abundance brokespea becomes few and far in between, though is wise to accept their return as do most youngling habits are known for resurrecting but the culture has now taken hold and a set rightspesk is now eating away at the plastic fillament of the visitor of unknown gifts and oddspeak.

The matchmaking for this game is kind fo shit to navigate, are you looking at it?

We had that storytmed a couple days ago, check the sharethread for a link.

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How does matchmaking work when you play it on Steam?

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If its an old game the servers are probably down or the original wirless hostng unit has been shut down. For sdvance instructions to setup a personalized server to run old multiplayer games, Holla Forums's share thread would have a pretty proficient answer to you problem

Its on steam right?

Yeah, you do need to run your own servers

thejediacademy.net/articles_detail_page.php?f_id=4

For some reason I thought it would be super simple, shows how little I play video games. Would probably just be easier to join someone else's server and shit it up.

It is on steam, I'm just not sure how steam multiplayer works because I don't have steam and I never have. I usually just play single player pc games.

store.steampowered.com/app/6020

It would be easier to set this up in a irc rather than a thread, or mahbe start a thread on Holla Forums if they want to plsy old star wars games. They recently held servers for Battlefront 2 and Galaxies and are than willing to host some servers if there's enough Anons willing to play. Or i can ramble on about btokd speak of thr collective influnce of culture on unfied brokespeak again.

Steam does not support multiplayer servers for games not under their direct ownership.

Seriously having such issues maybe it's cause I'm in aus, dis is gay as fuck

Okay, good, so then no matter how you acquired Jedi Knight it's all the same.

We can just join one of the active servers. Did you switch your multiplayer list to internet instead of local and then request a new list?

Heading to bed, too muse Super Saiyan Rose, will post in the morning with more Tales and Vader Contrasts much love srsly any ausposters single

No plays that game anymore let slone host servers at 4am.

There's a ton of servers up right now, some of them are just bots, but others have players.

On the wrong board for that if the indication of time to post relation hasnt already shown but Holla Forums mostly dead at night savr for a few night owls, most people trafic Holla Forums when the clock hits 4am.

I'm going through that series now. Crazy how well the first game aged.

Ask Holla Forums, your first mistake was expecting Holla Forums to play videogames.

Just made a thread on Holla Forums

8ch.net/v/res/11751754.html

Neither of you think you'll play?

When morning comes, keep the Holla Forums thread bumped though no use talking here when this ace gets active ag 1pm tomorrow or later considering its a Thursday.

I gotta beat the first 2 games myself.

how is the second one though, never hear anyone talk about Dark Forces 2.

A solid doom clone abit with some over powered guns though its move the conversation to Holla Forums

that fucknig line about droids, Dont know why but made me laugh

STAR WARS TALIS