How do I commit suicide if I don't want anyone to find out it was suicide? And...

Jaxon Ramirez
Jaxon Ramirez

How do I commit suicide if I don't want anyone to find out it was suicide? And no, I'm not trying to murder someone else. I'm legitimately wanting to kill myself.

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Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

come to my rabbit thread…

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

If you legit want to kill yourself, why does it matter if people know afterword?

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Udonge is nice, but not feeling like it.

Because I want certain things to happen that won't if I commit suicide, but will if I die normally.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Method 1.
stab yourself with a nice
throw nice into a river or something
make sure knife has no fingers prints of yours but has of someone.
run into an alley way or something. Make frantic call to 911.
bleed out die.

This should work.

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

actually dont kill yourself

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

hire someone to kill you

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

medical science and fast intervention save OPs life
Amarifats preditory medical system bills him for thousands of dollars.
suicidal and Is more poor

<great plan

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

like really dont do it you are most likely to end up in the hospital if you try

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

Get in car
Hit something going really fast

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

Well… He could do it in a rural town at night with a rusty knife.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

This is what I'm afraid of. I already do wear a DNR tag, though.

Can't. I have to do this.

I actually don't want to wreck my car. I like it a bit too much, and I figure it can be given to someone who needs it. It's all paid off too.

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Unfortunately there are no rivers near where I live, and as it's Texas, I can't just go wondering around. Most property is private.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

Swim near one of these

Luis Long
Luis Long

Why do you care if they know it was suicide? Suicidal people wouldn't give two shits. You're legitimately a lying cock mongler

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

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Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Go camping with not enough food and water?
It’s a long way to do it but you’ll be one with naturee.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

film yourself eating tide pods. everyone will just think youre retarded

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

I'm not depressed. I just have a need to kill myself. I'm a happy person that is simply done and knows what needs to be done. I'm not "suicidal". I've been planning things and setting my affairs in order. It's like going on a trip. I'm not going to be inconsiderate and leave a mess of things for others to pick up. I don't want to go. I have to.

I thought this was good, alternatively I could fall while climbing. I'm an outdoors kind of guy, but I wonder if people would buy that, since I've always been autistic about planning.

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

do this

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Can you really die from Tide pods?

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Shit, I thought that board was gone.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

I'm a happy person that is simply done and knows what needs to be done
Don't come here and lie OP. No one who is happy is going to go kill themselves.

William Evans
William Evans

Don't be a faggot. Man up and live

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

I actually don't want to wreck my car. I like it a bit too much, and I figure it can be given to someone who needs it.
If you start giving shit away to people and then you suddenly die people will suspect a suicide just drive off a bridge or into a lake while listening to eurobeat. your car will be your sarcophagus no one will suspect anything except that you were bad at drifting.

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

You have no idea why I want this, and I don't intend to reveal my life to you. I'm at the best part in my life and I've enjoyed it to its full extent, however nothing good comes afterwards, and I know it. I'm 27, and all the things I wanted to do, I've done.

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Well, I know that. I had to endure many suicide prevention classes in my time. It will be given away after I'm dead. Still. It's a nice car. I'll keep that as an option, assuming I can do it without running into anyone else.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Worth a shot I say, Not like you wanna live or anything. You’re the nicest, most selfless sucidial person I’ve met.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

As I said, I'm not suicidal. I just want to kill myself, and tricking other people is also a way to do things I want. Nothing selfless about that.

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

su·i·cid·al
ˌso͞oəˈsīdl/
adjective
adjective: suicidal

deeply unhappy or depressed and likely to commit suicide.

Happy people don't want to kill themselves

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

doesn’t want to destroy car because someone else could use it
That’s a selfless act
wanting to kill yourself.
That’s sucidial.

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Happy people don't want to kill themselves
You don't know that. They're dead. I wouldn't say I'm happy, but I'm certainly not unhappy. I'm content.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

Go for a "walk" fall off cliff

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

That’s a selfless act
It's more about the car than the person for me. I know that sounds like an asshole thing to say, but it's true.
That’s sucidial.
Well, I'm not sad, or depressed. I'm just tired of life and I want it to stop. Nothing will get better than it is now. This is the best my life gets, and it's good, but I don't want to keep playing.

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

do believe you will just cease to exist? You don't know that there is life after death. no one does. Have fun finding out though

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

Maybe, but I hope not.

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

What I mean to say is, I hope there is no life after death.

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

What’s the point of a after life without a after afterlife?

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

how do you know you hope there is no life after death? maybe the afterlife is acceptable?

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

It just feels like such a chore.

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

yeah but maybe the afterlife isn't a chore though? maybe the afterlife is just okay and you don't have to do stuff you don't want to and nothing sucks?

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

It's impossible for life not to suck.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Why are you so sure your life will just be shit from now on why not just wait it out and see what happens to the human race in the next 50 years hell it's at least interesting to watch this shit play out.

David Harris
David Harris

centerofthewebb.ecrater.com/p/9915891/rare-abrus-precatorius-rosary-pea-20

Tell god im sorry if you get to see him. Store above will ship and then charge your card after, hypothetically you could order these with a fake/prepaid credit card and get it away with it. Take and chew 2-3 and you will be dead in a few days, virtually undetectable so long as you hide your PC after you take the pills.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Is it so your family can collect insurance?

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

Who knows, but I'd rather stop existing. Just sitting and thinking is tiresome now.

I don't think my life will be shit. I just don't think it's going to be better than this, and it likely won't. I'm not going to get younger, stronger, or better looking than I am now. Money is one thing, but money can't buy those things. I'm not interested in being some kind of witness to humanity either.

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

That might work if I don't panic. I could always d-ban my computer to make sure, but it's encrypted, so I doubt anyone will browse its contents afterward.

Not particularly, but it would be a waste to have paid it for nothing.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Just because life won't get better for you huh? you're a self centered little bitch, not having you around will be better for all those around you Fucking kill yourself.

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

I'm trying.

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

I was assuming this is the only reason someone would want to commit suicide but have no one know it is suicide….

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

Hire someone to kill you.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Start doing fantanyl everyday and increase the dose until you die.

They wont think you tryed to kill yourself they will simply think you tried to get a fix.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

Actually, I just checked, and there is no suicide exception on my policy.

Could work, but I'd rather not look like a druggie.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

Make it look like an accident or some shit.
Crash your car into a tree or trip from a bridge whatever

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Go on the top of a skyscraper roof and start live streaming yourself doing gymnastic on the hedge until you fall.
Also start taking gymnastic lesson months before that so it look like a legit accident.

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

Start fucking homeless hookers whithout condom until you catch something deadly.

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

No, thank you. I don't want to actually hate myself before I go.

Dominic White
Dominic White

Go to brazil or mexico or belize on a surfing/sight seeing/climbing trip (lots of climbing in brazil), walk into the favela, go driving in the countryside alone, OD while swimming. Their medical care wont save you.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

U should just drink away ur problems like me

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

Ok well fuck expensive hooker until you catch a something deadly

James Green
James Green

This walk into a favela with a goldwatch and an expensive pair of sneaker.

Easton Long
Easton Long

You guys have some extravagant ideas. I might take a trip before I go. I'm going to call it a night and think on this.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

You crazy nigga.

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

hey OP, simply go and look at Life insurance policys from different companies and check what they cover and what they dont, those should give a pretty good idea of what others have tried so they can cash out and what will actually work.

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

I'm the same guy.

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

Choke on something so they think it was an accident. You'd have to have massive willpower to pull off something like this tho

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

That has to be the dumbest thing I ever heard, period.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Get your head checked. There is no audio ITT.

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

English second language, that me!
Now bend over

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

Get your eyes checked. This isn't Reddit.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

I just don't think it's going to be better than this, and it likely won't.
#normieproblems

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

STOP
DONT FUCKING DO IT

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

'ouch!' shirt

perfect.

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

Just eat Tide pods

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

27. literal child. "best life gets" as if it knows anything. PLEASE do kys, you are an imbecile and I don't want you to breed

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

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Chase Ross
Chase Ross

suicide by cop

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