I am a Jew. Ask me anything

I am a Jew. Ask me anything.

What’s your favorite Hobbies?

Are you one of those who suction blood from infant penises ?

Why are kikes such hypocrites?

Yeah, but the thing with the blood is just an excuse.

I don't know whether it is genetically or socially induced.

I like programming, hanging out with friends, watching news about starving Palestinians, gaming, and boosting the stream of “refugees” (technically this is my job, but it's fun).

You should gather up your family and go to Israel

But I am needed here.

Where's your gold?

Nice try.

Not needed or wanted.. Mkay?

when was the last time you sacrificed a child?

I'm needed for the holy mission. Whether I am needed or wanted from the natives doesn't care.

We don't do it anymore. Too much risk.

You know your'e lying. On a related note. Why are you so bad at it?

Tfw I found out my cousins are by coincidence largely jewish. All jewish mothers etc…

So I have no family

Go back to Holla Forums Mark.

How many countries have you been kicked out of over the last thousand years again?

SHUT IT DOWN

why is scat porn so popular in the jewish community?

What's the meaning of life?

What did you mean by these?

Oh, and these

I think it's pretty clear that we mean.

*what

If I follow the teachings of this man, one of my founding fathers.
What should happen to me Rabbi?

We will not penalize you solely because you have realized the facts but came to the wrong conclusions.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SHUT IT DOWNNN!!!!

No.

how much money would you take to fuck and then murder every member of your immediate family wearing a hitler mask on film?

Problem is, I have much money and I gain money over my family connections so it must be very much.

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is 100 bitcoin enough?
how about 1000?

I will not use the trap we ourselves have laid.

2 million in swiss franc

100 bitcoin currently = 1.7 million USD
1,100 bitcoin = 17 billion USD

sorry, I meant 1,000*, not 1,100

Theoretical discussion.

1 CHF > 9000 USD

you must fuck them while they are awake,
you must kill them in a way that spills blood,
you can use sedatives if you also fuck the corpses.

You are retarded.

Your god is an evil bastard.

Why would i?

How long will you burn for in an oven?

Half an hour then flip it and continue for another half. Garnish with lemon wedges and grass.

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