Tiny tits are patrician choice, cow tits are for plebs

Tiny tits are patrician choice, cow tits are for plebs.

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Yes

chicks with small tits might as well be dudes

apart from vaginas, tits are what make women women

last gf had tits that size and it was cool for a bit but after a few months i just kept wishing that they were bigger. tiddies are fun as long as the nipples arent gross

how about one of each

faggot detected

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Be a man. Slap her. Call her fat. Tell her to lose weight.

Big tits when they're young, tiny tits when they're in their late 20's early 30's.

She already pretty fit.

Been complaining about sore breasts and her period was oddly late…. I think I need to get her to take a preggo test….

how old are you mein nigger?

I'm 32.

somewhere around mid twenties.

Funny enough, that's how old my father was when he married a 17 y/o. True story.

yes

a are you a mudslim?

how did you meet?

Wrong.

Naw, white.

College, man. Brings weird ages together. Didn't even go predatory. Was just "senpai notice me" teir I guess. She had a thing for me before I knew who she was.

GO TO COLLEGE, HOMEBOY.

But it's really about the tight ass tho.

you banged her ? i hope its legal in your cunt

It is. It's legal in America, too. At least most of the states.

This.

I'm 40 and taking a few refresher courses in college that my work wants me to do, and there are college girls that hit on me like crazy. They see me as someone who has a stable life. I got a wife though, so I'm not going to fuck that shit up just to get with some college girls. But it's nice being hit on.

BOOBS

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Agreed tbh, cowtits are obviously for repressed fags who are trying to overcompensate

cowtits confirmed for satan's choice

STOP POSTING 3DPD

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why is Megan Tits in this thread any way?

wow that 3rd one really made me hard

Yeah 3rd is by far the hottest

samefriend


used to have a perfect body pre hitting the 20 wall

Itty Bitty's all the way.

And all I can think about are her god damn toe thumbs.

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Good dude is a good dude.

Oddly enough, my wife is the only girl I've never cheated on. All the girls before her, I constantly cheated on them.

I agree

Satan confirmed for liking downsy girls.

Well don't do it again, man. You'll be happier. (unless she

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Oops

His tuck game is pretty fucking impressive.

meep meep I like breasts that are a variety of sizes tbh no homo

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Having a preference is pleb tier. Being able to appreciate them all is patrician.

Fake and gay. 20 yo qts are embarrassed to be seen in the same classroom as a 40 yo, unless they have full blown daddy issues

You say that like it is a bad thing…it isn't.

FAGGOT

The smaller the better
Some would even go so far as to say under-developed tits are superior

Small tits are the patrician choice because they are explicitly erotic in their existence. They serve no purpose other than stimulation. Keeping such a woman around is acknowledging that she is nothing but a sexual object, a superfluous luxury. Small tits are the thinking man's fetish. The fetish of a true egoist.
The cowtit meme, and it is a meme, exists because there are still men on this Earth whom are beholden to their baser instincts. They cannot grasp the abstract concepts which make the DFC superior to the sagging breasts of their slovenly sows. Those infantile men continuously seek out the comfort of these women, perhaps because they are still chasing the blissful ignorance of adolescence with mother. It is a sad disorder, and reflects how underdeveloped the mind of the titman is. Therefore preference of cowtits may be seen as a sign of lower intelligence, as that taste is shared with our primitive ancestors and the subhumans still existing in Africa. The correlation that exists between ideal breast size and a society's advancement is no coincidence. As mankind continues to improve himself we will see the ideal breasts shrink until they have all but vanished, at which point man shall declare himself rid of all imperfections and ascend to godhood as foretold by the intellectuals of the enlightenment.

Fun fact: all chicks have daddy issues.

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kys pornfag

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Fuck off, Varg. We're spankin' it.

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kys pornfag, you might of killed 4ch/b/ but im not gonna let you kill 8ch/b/ with your disgusting porn

forgot to sage

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BITCHES NEED TO STOP PIERCING THEIR NAVEL

And their noses

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Sorry Satan, she has a literal shovel face

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F A G G O T

get out

thats fucking gross dude

Inka Williams is hot.

moar pls

homo

That doesn't change my opinion. I still think his tuck game is amazing.

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Hagrid.

Tiny tits are best tits.

This.

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Dats hawt

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Anymore?

fact

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Those are nice, but I meant anymore of that particular girl.

cock and ears are both dripping blood

checkum

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The vid looks like charlotte carmen.

under rated post

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This is disgusting.

Bigger tits means less chance of screwing underage girl.

This man gets it.

poast sum webms pls

A shirt worn up over an uncovered bra should become a common style.

a man of taste