This chan is called crystal.cafe

we do it for the lulz. you might not think it's funny, but a lot of people are laughing their asses off, including me.

F
I got banned for posting "niggers lol."
Figures that females can ruin even Holla Forums

gold

le 4chan army strikes again!

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Thrashing bitches for the lulz. Do you have something better to do?

No lol

Beautiful, keep at it. epic win if we can kill the site.

im going to post this on a few other boards lel

acshually yes
and it's fucking friday

Make sure to hit up r9k

That's a great name for a meth dispensary

Seems like an interesting little chan…just sayan.

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So true.

got banned right away lol

Only tumblr would talk like this.

Why would you try to bother a feminist with attention? It's like trying to drown a fish or putting out a fire with gasoline.

Its funny.

should be banned t.b.h

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Is this the latest smiley chan?

mhmm salt

Are the volunteers active?

they seem to become demoralized.

at first i was getting banned almost immediately but theyve slowed up a bit

I posted my dicc and they deleted it in less than 60 seconds. It's a bunch of womenz, tho, so there's probably 7 or 8 of them sitting at home furiously F5'ing while their cuckle hbby or bf is at work making the world go 'round

ahw dese mwean buwwlies

Yeah i remember someone calling a raid on their site in September but we didn't have many willing anons. The anons who did shitpost got banned within minutes also. Maybe we should wait it out then strike.

ofc they are what did you expect ;)

The fire rises

you can download a free vpn app in seconds

Site owners discord: Snailtan#5286

I want my shitposting to be up for a few hours. Don't worry I pay for my VPN service and a proxylist isn't hard to find.

isn't that girltalk?

instagram.com/crystal.cafe.ig/
twitter.com/crystalcafe_bot
reddit.com/user/crystal_cafe

Owner:
Discord:Snailtan#5286
prettyuglylittleliar.net/profile/20694-snailtan/

wew
Didn't know that stealthabortionist blowjob addict was running other sites.

Don't post only on their Holla Forums, Their other boards need a bit of fun too! =)

Got banned for Colbertposting on Holla Forums

What a bunch of actual cunts

These bitches are fast, should get them to mod here.

Might be a bot.

Delete this Bronald Duck

crystal.cafe/b/res/5019.html
oy vey the soyim know

someone should dox the owner and mods tbh

its offline…smart.

crystal.cafe/feels/res/4485.html
tried to upload through imgur because I was on a proxy, and it fucked the image, was supposed to be pic related

nah its back up.

AAAANNNDDDD they pulled the plug on the server!

they will be back online though, while I was shifting through proxies I found a ban from way back in October, so that tells me halfcuck might have raided them before

someone is DDOS'ing them by the looks of it

godspeed to them

I posted three threads and got an automated spam ban wew.

There NSFW board is weird they mostly just talk???

My post about Positive Christianity is still there

How long do you think before the retarded mods realize what it even is?

I think pictures of children will trigger them a lot more than posting actual 18+ porn.

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Sure, just stop posting it here, faggot.

Literally where do you pedos even get these random-ass images of other peoples kids?

Here's some ammunition

nah even worse. an angry cunt with her fartknot twisted

one of you niggers got all the locations on freeVPN banned kek

it would be pretty funny to watch that place get spammed with cp tbh

Dont reply idiot.

Post CP if you are gonna post children, bitches will go crazy from "muh oppreshun" and hopefully start sperging out.

Google Images or facebook probably, people love to post their children on the internet to show them off.

Probably masterchan

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Join me.

where the fuck is your dick all I see is a fucking bird nest

crystal.cafe/b/res/7041.html

This thread badly needs some lovin.

Pedofag user, concentrate your efforts on crystal, not on us yeah?

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keep getting 500 errors

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Shieet dysnomia awake. Good bye.

It probably is Crystal Cafe counter-spamming us

crystal cafe is down

Got banned after 2 posts :(

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID IT

FUCKING EPIC

pootn

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works fine for me, no 500 error

Still picking it up on Tor.

Proxies are also still showing the board indexes

You might just be seeing some cached versions maybe

Fuck its back.

Firefox works fine for me. Also
t. Torpedo

site is still up. my vpn is banned for every location and dont feels like getting another up. the mods are being pretty quick now, and one of them claims to be a mod here.

based dysnomia tbh

It's automated. I posted 3 threads within in under 10 seconds and got an automated 6 hour ban.

They are blocking Tor nodes.

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Ugh grammar

More pictutes of sexy little girls please.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

DO NOT USE FREE VPN'S

Seriosly people do you want to get added to a botnet?

(((free)))

No.

go post them there

ooohh nooo what will happen if my 20$ burner phone is compromised? theres a shitload free adware apps out there. im not selling bombs or cp so why would i pay for one?

Good goy.

do their bans have any cookie fuckery, or can I literally just hot onto another exit node?

Hi Spoony

Spoony post pictures of benis please.

pics related

no i was literally just switching nodes without even refreshing

This benis or tits

Very good goy.

So I get banned for asking for more pictures of legal little girls but the poster posting dost violations is let off? and everyone wonders why people get angry and start spamming the board.

Hows the website doing as far as 501 errors?

Now I'm getting them too lel

ban evasion is a federal crime

Get fucked pedo.

wew

I'm going to start being more subtle so they start banning regulars

FRESH MEAT
These girls didn't exist a few years ago. That's a weird feeling

This is why we can't have nice things. This place is truly cancer manifested into a tangible entity.

back to reddit with you

tabbed out but i saw one thread where a regular got banned. afterwards she posted "you should know better than to talk that way during a raid."

It just looks like itsa very very small.

You guys are buzz kills.

Did the entire site stop updating?

childposters really piss me off, because they are terrible people with great senses of humor.
compared to anti-pedos, the pedos are obviously the funiest. but they are also fundamentally /wrong/ and /bad/ and should be b&. but they are funny. so. theirs some dissonance there, since i want to enjoy funny things, but i really don't enjoy those people. i think that's the most clever way of normalizing something i've ever heard of, now that i write it out.

Do you actualy know what the hell a botnet is?

Jesus you newfags are seriosly dense,

It will compromise your ==entire network== not just your phone.

theres**

I was gonna post my pens but sadly it's down

I don't know if I can get behind this idea. What do you think about trashing it beyond the point of no return, instead?

Wut

nope. but at least i can
red text

this is the problem with open source, a man can build a website and a few extremely intelligent women can figure out how to type "npm install"

well beyond the point of return, is squarely at the point of no return. are you suggesting we keep on going after that?

8/b/ is not where you normalize anything bud

i want them dead. but they say funny things. that's all.

well with the weekly(about? i dont go here often) pedo spam, you'd think some people would get used to it.

Kys pedo sympathizer.

This shits getting outta hand

some people…who are the opposite of normal because they browse this board

youre misunderstanding me. i laugh at their jokes, in te–
oh wait
oh shit haha
this is what i mean.
they seem to have a layer of selfawareness. it's really funny when they post (clothed)children that will get kill, and go "==MODS MODS MODS==" and "==DYSNOMIA WAKE UP WTF==". but the shit they are posting often makes me want them dead.

yeah i guess

wait whered my redtext go
did i forget how to redtext?
aoeu
=aoeu=
=aoeu=

Nope, sorry. There are lots of points of return. Beyond the point of return is more points of return. Only "beyond the [*]last[/*] point of return" is the point of no return. Unfortunately, that's not what OP said, and anyway, "beyond the point of no return" is more succinct than "beyond the last point of return".

This happens everyday without fail.

I'm a pedo too but when I get banned for something legal and he's allowed to post dost violating images without a ban then I have every right to be pissed off.

This brought back memories of that one pedo board in 2014 that got nuked by HW himself. The thing that made it stand out was that it was a support group board for female pedophiles and all they were doing was posting about their troubles. There board was basically a daily blog and answering questions raised by anons.

Would be funny if the female pedo user stis on that all women's board.

So can I you imbecile

oh yes you are right.
i was thinking beyond the points of return. maybe beyond the 'line' of return ;).
this is a fun conversation haha

Bitches Holla Forums mad

HW?

Hot Wheel, a former mod

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Wait Former? Wtf happened?

He got kidnaped by some fat creep

Hence kill yourself, pedo sympathizer.

What did jim throw him in a lake or something?

jim yes, that was his name
rumors go he fed him to his pigs

im sympathizing with the children, not the pedo. the pedo i want dead. it's a shame that they are funny. but i still don't agree with them.

i guess pedos are a big fan of the devils advocate, heh.

He was addicted to meth and CP and Jim (the admin) was his dealer. Then one day while Jim was having a masonic child sacrifice in the pig pen, HW saw a vision of god who told him that if he wants to really enjoy CP he can convert to Christian Pedophilia and learn from the masters in the bible. After that he he found peace with Jesus and CP is a spiritual experience for him. But Jim is mad because he no longer buys meth from him.

Found a new profession.

We need to find another chan to raid, Anyone know a shitty one?

Holla Forums

It's not clear whether he was killed in some fashion and then fed to the pigs in order to dispose of the evidence, or simply fed to the pigs alive. But either way, he was turned into pigshit a long time ago.

Jim and his cronies were careful to get all of HW's login credentials and other information (perhaps under waterboarding or other torture?) before they killed him, so many of his accounts are still active, but it's all people posing as HW.

christian hotwheels is just jim sockpuppeting his twitter account. confirmed pigfood.

the thought of him squeeling in his little gnome voice as he desperately tries to crawl out of a pen filled with starving pigs gives me butterflies

Hey you finally caught on.

MODS MODS MODS
WHERE THE FUCK IS LIAM NEESON WHEN YOU NEED HIM WTF? HELLO?

Liam Neeson would fuck all these pedophiles so hard they wouldn't shit and walk right for a week. I've seen this before and it's pretty hot tbh.

Globally Reported for trying to normalize child exploitation and possibly being a nigger.

Either someone is getting all my VPNs banned or they suddenly have really good cookie bans

Yeah that's a bit much.

meh most Holla Forumss are immune to raids. posting limp biscuit on Holla Forums is always fun for a quick ban

Wikipedia says he`s alive,so where are you getting your info out of?

jokes i think..

I mean I won't put it above this community to kidnap their founder and feed him to pigs,frankly so I`m curious.

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Well, if Wikipedia says it, it must be true. After all, it's not like anyone at all, including the people who maintain his sockpuppet accounts, could just go in and write whatever they want there.

I honestly hope you get vanned.

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not the community but the illuminati faggot named jim who is probably going to sell all our information in a few years if he hasnt already.

thats my weak spot

Yeah,but from where are you pulling this?

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let's plan the raid on their /meta/ board

go fuck yourself chad, I really hope you get raped by a pack of niggers

vid related as far as who jim is and there is a webm floating around of jim lifting him out of his wheelchair and throwing him like a doll into a pig of pigs

chad is not welcome

just look up the site and click, it should take you to the index

why so rude?

cuz I hate you so much I wanna do vid related to you

neat thread

reported. stop requesting cp

Probably /girltalk/.

This video made me realize we're living after the end even more.