HARVARD PROFFESSOR JEB BUSH

JEB BUSH TO GIVE LECTURES FOR HARVARD CLASSES=

web.archive.org/web/20160928014404/http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/27/politics/jeb-bush-harvard/

Just look at the picture in the article, jeb still looks depressed he wasn't mommy's favorite.

first for turtles

Harvard Biology guest lecturer on Terrapins.

How to waste money 101

You'll always land on your feet if you have the right (((connections))).

Remember that world famous LSE lecturer?

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How to run a failed political campaign 1010

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get should have kept frogs in his pocket

he picked the wrong amphibian

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I wonder how long it'll take him to notice that most college kids are trying their hardest to get the degree while staying thick as pig shit.

Maybe he'll see first hand what he and his family created. Maybe it will be just what he needed to wake up…

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Lol my god, I've forgotten how bad it really was.

Poor jeb…

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Is he teaching about turtles or gauc?

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I thouht he was driving Uber?

NEW JEB VIDEO
(at least this is the first I see of it)

Don't be silly, of course they can swim!

Being a Cuck 101

=CLASS, PLEASE CLAP==

You're late on the meme train but I'm surprised it wasn't posted sooner.

was not prepared for that Trump tombstone fam.

Went from laughing to near tears in 10 seconds.

Is the lecture series called "Bedtime Stories: A Sleepy Retrospective on Bush Era Economics in a Global Economy"?

Do attendees get a complementary recliner so they may take a rejuvenating nap to the low energy musings of an autistic turtle lover?

Is the lecture targeted at Texan turtle farmers?

YOU BETTER BE FUCKING SCARED, ALL OF YOU!
YOU HOISTED THE CHAOS CANDIDATE INTO POWER
YOU ALL MADE ME CRUMBLE IN THE POLLS
YOU ALL REFUSED TO PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM MY CAMPAIGN STORE AND MOCKED MY MERCHANDISE
YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS A NICE GUY
WELL, NO MORE MR. NICE JEB
THIS IS A TOUGH BUSINESS YOU ALL GOT YOURSELVES INTO
NOW I HAVE CONTROL OVER THE EDUCATION SYSTEM
IT'S MINE, ALL MINE
PREPARE FOR THE CREATION OF A JEB YOUTH
THE JEB YOUTH WILL UPRISE AND GIVE YOU ALL A WARM KISS
THEY WILL BUY MY FAMOUS GUACA BOWLE
THERES NO GOING BACK YOU MEANIE HEADS

==PRAISE THE GUAC AND HIS DIVINE IMAGE, HIS SON, THE HOLY GUACMAN=
HE MAKETH SERMONS FOR OUR MORTALS

MAY I APPEAL TO A POOR SOUL TO RECORD WHAT THE PROPETH SAYETH?