How to troll College students Holla Forums ?

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Post pics if you can

I'll shit up a bunch of bathrooms with pepe and Trump/Pence/Kek 2016 propaganda

MAGA hat.
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Remind them that I studied STEM in another country, studies cost the equivalent of us$40 (a year), after graduating I got a job and no debt.
I'm also not a designatedshitter.

Hmmmmmm

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College students are so easy to troll they were calling police after the debates.

How many niggers attend your Uni? You can print a ton of these and leave them around campus

Oops, it says "martyr". Niggers can't spell/never heard of that word.

Wear your Trump shirt/hat without shame, hold your head high and keep a steady stride. People will either be intimidated by the fact that you're confident/or be confrontational in which if you're calm about it can turn into your favor.

Just be as subtly confrontational as possible, provoke them into arguing with you, then beat them with memes and simple facts that they can understand.

Seconding on this, I do it every day.

advocate for gun ownership. this triggers the ever living fuck out of them. eventually they will threaten/wish violence upon you while screaming how you're a monster with murderous intent. pretty funny.

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Confirmed by personal experience. For some reason the topic triggers (heh) them more so than any other issue (race, class etc.). Modern campuses are nuthouses.

Some universities have free book exchanges (like a public bookshelf) where people can take and leave books for reading. Print out some pamphlets on redpill topics and leave em there.

I've seen this question on Holla Forums quite a few times so I decided to make a go to image macro.

Help me fill it lads.

seeing an enemy arm itself should be cause for alarm to anyone, user. the problem is that we are only seen as enemies because of subversion.

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Paint or chalk "NIGGERS DID NOT EVOLVE" somewhere on campus. If you have enough niggers around you might be able to cause a mini chimpout. And they'll prove the statement correct.

Now what?

Also feel free to post images for me to put in the background.

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TRUMP SIGNS

Just tell them there is no gender, only biological sex.

user: Here's how you trigger your college

Get the best possible grades you can get in all your classes.

Get /fit

Help other white men get great grades and /fit

When you graduate and get a good job, help other white men get into your organization. Find a white wife, treat her well, and have many children.

Make it HIGH ENERGY

make it black on white

Plaster redpill flyers around your campus. Just irrefutable facts with sources that destroys their worldview.

the golden one sells some breddy cool stuff on his site

Get an old Boombox/cd player and blast moonman tracks out of it. (Bonus Points: Place the boombox in a hard to reach area at a public venue).

Have a copy of Mein Kampf with you anywhere you go.

No, no, try "NIGGERS WILL CHIMP OUT"

Leftists will naturally turn on each other for the most flimsy of reasons and the most meaningless of setbacks. So the best way to troll college lefties (who are the dumbest of dumb leftists) is to sow suspicion in their ranks, then laugh at the ensuing cannibalistic carnage from a safe distance.

why would you use a fake Hitler quote that first appeared in a Propaganda Film created by the U.S. Army? That is just as bad as how they would take the Big Lie out of context to ignore the fact that Adolf was talking about the Jewish Bolsheviks tactics of using the press to perpetuate a lie about communism.

national-socialist-worldview.blogspot.com/2008/12/egregious-example-of-allied-propaganda.html
archive.is/s87bR

I literally just typed in "Adolf Hitler quotes" on Jewgle and that was one of the first things I found.

you could troll your college students by hanging yourself kek

CHALK CITY HERE WE COME

Here, have some infographs

This should get the lefties fired up for their poor palestine people feels

"So you've completed your Masters in Women's Studies and graduated with honours?

Congratulations, and, for future reference, yes, I always will want fries with that."

here, put these up and trigger some feminists

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Pepe is super easy to draw. Basically an oval missing three arcs, eye bulbs, a smug grin. Very few, broad strokes. Bonus points for green chalk.

Those Kek hieroglyphs, the guy, the computer, the internet, are also super easy.

Super easy, and then the student newspaper and student protesters hve to explain the frog and hieroglyphs when they denounce it.

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Source on gif?

Here are some posters I have made to trigger my local commies. Feel free to modify and point it at your own website.

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Did this one for American Vanguard, you should probably ask them if you wanted to change/use it.

You will notice some design re-use between the America first poster I made there, and the we must prevail thing. Sorry about that, I really liked the shield and ribbon deal, so I decided to use it again.

Funny thing - Lysenkoism also implied telegony, which is adored here.

I print these out and stick them on communist/socialist propaganda at my uni. They are nice to have around.

Follow the actions of this wise master…

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Second pic needs posters everywhere, it's a succesful thought invoking piece with a concise message.

FOR MAKING STICKERS

Buy 8.5" x 11" shipping labels. They are cheaper than sticker paper. Buy off-brand and in bulk. Cheaper brands generally use a stronger glue than more expensive brands, this is because more expensive stickers are designed to come cleanly off the box. You don't want this. About a 100 sheets should cost you max 15 dollars, usually less. Try to aim for 10 stickers per sheet.

If you are to cheap for that, go down to your local post office and get about 20 or so priority mail shipping labels. They literally free, and work great. The interest slavery design (>>7667957) works on the smaller size and the poz pigs pay the price design (>>7667947) works on the larger size.

GLUES AND STUFF LIKE THAT

Lick to apply glue
Lick to apply glue is exactly what it sounds like. Its the same type of glue you can find on envelopes. Get unflavored gelatine powder, Sugar or Corn Syrup, and Vinegar. Heat 3 tbps of Vinegar in the microwave for 30 seconds. Stir in the gelatine and the Sugar (or Corn Syrup, whichever is more convenient). Apply it to the paper you want and let it dry.

This is best for getting stickers inside weird places, like inside a clear toilet paper/paper towel holder. People will be baffled as to how to take it off, and get extra triggered.

Spray on adhesive
This is nasty stuff. Don't get off brand low quality crap if you plan on using this. Buy in bulk. I advise you spray the surface you want your poster on, place it down, work the bubbles out, and then spray on top of it again. The adhesive will form a weird plastic layer that makes it hard to remove.

Glues
Modpodge is great stuff, but it can be pricy. I would recommend it to anyone if they needed it for quick stuff. Don't use school glue, it will wash strait off. Wood glue works as well, just be careful that it won't bubble if it is exposed to moister, this could ruin the poster.

Wheatpast
I'm copy pasting this out of a manual our group uses.

Ingredients:
– ¼ cup wheat flour
– 1 cup water
– ~2 tbsp sugar

Production:
1. Whisk ingredients together in a bowl until no clumps remain.
2. Transfer to a pot (preferably nonstick.)
3. Heat over medium-high heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture has a pudding-like
consistency, with no liquid left.
4. Take off heat, stir until smooth.
5. Transfer to container (use ball jars).
6. Refrigerate until ready to use.

Wheatpaste is powerful and near impossible to remove, however it is extremely nasty, and will ruin everything if it gets opened in a bag. Be careful.

WHERE TO PUT IT
- In stalls
- Ceilings (hard to reach for people to take down)
- Inside toilet paper and paper towel dispensers

- Go for smooth surfaces
- Use glues on the outside of the poser
- Road signs work well

- Painted smooth walls (not tiles and/or painted cinder blocks)
- Ceilings on staircases (reach over as you go up, and try to reach the ceiling above where you were walking previously)
- Doors

Be more progressive than them.

Push the progressive rhetoric to such a degree that they make absolutely retarded statements.

Once they've done so, start laughing and note that you were actually joking, but its hilarious how insane the student in question is.

Walk away laughing, preferably to a pretty girl or another alpha shitlord, then point back at the student you BTFO and laugh louder.

I'm serious.

I've done this, and it rustles the everlasting gobfuck outta these progressive twats.

this is the third "college help" thread on here, guessing BLM is doing some kind of siege?

the quad fours have it. chalk triggers them to no end, and you can do this covertly to minimize physical attacks.

if you want to go more permanent in bathrooms or other places buy garvey ink. it's pricey but dries quick and shit will last years.

traceypackaging.com/products/garvey-xt-70-black-price-marking-ink-38563

with a good mop or marker it while last you a long time.
The squeeze bottles are good for rough surfaces like brick/cement walls, the molotov markers are good for smoother surfaces like tile or painted surfaces.

artprimo.com/catalog/marker-category-empty-markers-c-258_76.html

I was a latchkey kid from the 90's sue me.

here's proof on the durability. You can make permanent TRUMP2016 bill boards.

actually you can buy this shit pre-filled. Didn't realize how far nigger tech advanced since I grew up and had a life

artprimo.com/catalog/smash-ko-marker-p-1870.html

Wear a maga hat like I do. I have mined enough salt to make many nations on earth jealous

Find your campus radio station and jack into the STL.

Geez, I really hate it when the FTC fines me for not buying enough dreidels and teffilins.

Kind of like how it's 'illegal to discriminate' on income but the rent is $50 more than what Section Ape pays.

That's Lamarkian not Lysenkoism faggot

i would be worried about professors fucking with grades. not worth shitting up your GPA for life just to spread opinions.

I pretended to be a libshit to get good grades for the elective classes (which are only good as GPA buffers) while tagging swastikas in the men's room with purple garvey ink mixed with Marsh marker paint. The salt was surreal and there were stupid get-togethers over it.

there was an anti-nazi club formed where they literally did nothing.

Seems pretty easy these days. Just print out Pepes and post them around campus. They don't even need to be r9k or Nazi Pepes…you probably don't even need MAGA hats on them.

Chalk drawings work too. There's a video out there of students chimping out over chalk Pepes.

Post your fav krink recipe.

These are good.

Shit with block text will never be read by anyone. Snappy graphics and short phrases in a nice looking font are the best.

where can i get that shirt?

these posters are really fucking cool

Please provide some tips. What have you successfully pushed further than is reasonable?

Does anybody have that copypasta about Jews building a new temple, enslaving the planet, raping aryan women with dindus, etc?

If you worked that into a flier and left it around it would cause massive amounts of butthurt. Hopefully somebody knows what I'm talking about

What's absurd now? We already have 7 genders and the normalization of pedophilia in relatively mainstream progressive politics. What was once satire is now reality and I don't know where to go anymore.

and bumplocked

The digits have spoken!

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This is the cuckchan exodus.

tubgirl

Considering you're still in college, blast music. You know which song.

Like they were trying to call the cops on Trump (who was shown through a TV screen) right after the debate?