ITT: 🔮 we predict 🔮 the future 🔮
Things will change very soon around Holla Forums
in 2018 yellowstone will pop and put the world in an ashy winter, killing all crops and starting the race war
When is I Hate Everything putting out the Holla Forums video?
killing all crops
most crops are grown indoors so I doubt that.
You- you'd think
w-would know? Next week probably, why do you ask
Becuase I enjoyed the 4chan video and I want to enjoy the Holla Forums video.
It's not like I'm s-subscribed or anything. BAKA.
most crops are grown indoors
you're a giant faggot you know that?
Why, what's wrong with I Hate Everything? Just making money being a natural entertainer
i predict that in 2018 8ch will cease to exist.
fuck off IHE
Only if you keep up the amazing content
he's a fag for being a fag. you're a fag for liking a fag and for using "baka". Fag.
I'm not the one who used "baka"
See, theres 2 of us IHE supporters tbh
He's alright content creator tbh
ITT: 🔮 we predict 🔮 the future 🔮
OP will continue to be a faggot and suck dick
jews die in 2040
bitcoin will pass $50,000 in 2018
2018 will be just as shitty as 2017 or worse
i will eat a sandwich in about 20 minutes
dubs will happen
bump for future
I predict that /pol/ will shit up this thread
2022. Thousands gather outside the local foodmall for the premier of the The *original* Star Wars. Everyone is so excited they cant keep their obese bodies steady in their too-small clothes because when the age of consent was raised to 23, many movies became retroactively classified as child porn. The rest became illegal for "encouraging the spread of materials that might encourage materials of persons under the legal age."
There is a hush. A giant screen is projected in the air with the classic font of "STAR WARS!" on it. People begin to instantly sweat while oohing and waving hands in excitement. Drones with "DONT RESIST" painted on them in pink patrol the area; they aren't allowed to clap. The title fades and is replaced by another that reads "THE ORIGNAL", then it fades to two hairy men on a plain white background. The men both have wigs and dresses on. One is holding a Lightsaber. One turns to kiss the other and suddenly the Lightsaber extends. Text reads "You have two weeks to buy before you get fined!"
The crowd begins to murmur and boo. Immediately thin attractive men and women in suits with batons exit the mall and begin walking through the throng of fat wailing indiscriminately on people as they pass. They are shouting "BEST OF ITS KIND! NINE OUT OF TEN! BEST OF ITS KIND! *THEY* DONT WANT YOU TO LIKE IT!"
A man with gray hair screams out at a baton hits him on one of his chins. He stumbles back into a woman with smaller breasts than him. She shrieks "RAPE!" and immediately other men around her surround the gray haired man, push him to the ground and begin to kick with the rage they have at themselves inside. The gray haired man is finally able to spit and gasp "BEST OF ITS KIND! BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL" Eventually the rage of the obese men subsides and they shuffle off, leaving the man to be collected by a Jumbotron medical drone.
Everyone there buys tickets to The *original* Star Wars. On their Divers License Facebook it receives a nine out of ten.
The future is already among us
it is 2018 in new zealand already
they have deleted Holla Forums from their databases.
come on guys, let's be real. both the right and the left will eventually do more and more radical things increasing in cultural and political impact until the 2nd civil war in america begins. i'm not expecting this to happen within the next year, but somewhere within the next 10.
see you then, fuckers. i'll bring the popcorn.
- HOTWHEELS WILL KICK THE BUCKET
- CANADA'S WEST COAST WILL OFFICIALLY BE TAKEN OVER BY CHINA
- BERNIE SANDERS WILL HAVE A VERY EMBARRASSING MOMENT CAPTURED ON FILM
-(((YOU))) WILL STILL BE >TFW NO GF