Get in here you deplorable fuckers and take a bow - you've earned it!

400 POUND GUY ON A BED THREAD

Let us dream of a future where we are either kings or we watch the rest of the world burn.

How do you goys get to be so fat?
Let's say I want to gain about 25 lbs of muscle, how do?

Starting Strength + hi-pro but this thread's not really about that

Something about this OP is hilarious.

trump knows,
SOMEBODY'S DOING THE HACKING

The classic answer is,
SQUATS AND OATS

Sorry didn't mean to derail.
I guess kings eat good.

You will be able to gorge yourself on the blood of our enemies

Notorious government hacker reporting in. Ruskies ain't shit.

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Opening fucking when? I can't wait for this shit to start really bleeding into the real world.

what is hi-pro?

Egg whites and tuna and shit. Throw in a bunch of straight fiber and maybe a multivitamin

OH high protein. I like low carb but it seems like it lowers testosterone

Carbs are delicious just don't overdo them like basically every single person does. Low carb is certainly no way to gain weight though whether you're 100 pounds, 220 or a guy on a bed who's 400 pounds

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I was trying to do something else but I guess it was too subtle >>7658551 these guys get it.

Fuck it, we can talk about health though. I've been procrastinating about getting back on my regimen maybe it'll inspire me.

Why the hell can't we have a light hearted thread?

You fucking mods.

It's going to be Great Again

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