Relocation

the previous relocation thread was deleted before i could reply, so here it is.

i'm looking for a place to retire
i work on internet so as long as i have acess to it i can make bucks
i prefer places with little to no taxes but i can pay if the place is really worth it.
healthcare is a plus, don't care about education
i'm not racist i'm not a fan of crime, it just happen the the two tend to be correlated.
high crime rate is a big no no. i'm looking for a place to relax not a war zone.

basically, what i'm looking for is tropical weather with no crime. everything else is more or less optional.
i'v been there, there are couple of things you forgot:
-the weather is awful
-the food is disgusting
-women are nasty looking, 3/10 is the norm.
-the AOC is 17 !
-there is literally nothing to do except getting drunk.

but people are kind.

are you gay or something?

i'm a sun person, i have Italian blood.

Ok let me research on the nations that match your desires.

Grenada

wouldn't it be handy if there was a search engine where you can type your criteria and have a list of countries that fit.

isn't it full of niggers?

Good thinking user


About 80% so I would say you are right. I think there's a dutch island somewhere close to USA. Let me look for that again.

you mean ST Marteen? its also fill of wild niggers.

Arghh! Why did they imported the niggers in the first place?!?!

I will keep looking then.

most of the Caribbean were basically a depots for slave coming from Africa, it was like a quarantine zone before getting to 'murica.

bump because that nasty pedo poster is gonna make my thread deleted

bump you filthy pedo niger

Why did he deleted your thread. This is Holla Forums where anyone can post anything they want.

Kill yourself.

Finally he's gone.

Azerbaijan?

Hey Chad, try Singapore.

Uruguay?

crime rate too high

looks nice but not the kind of relaxed and cozy island lifestyle i'm looking for.
thank you

Azerbaijan

same with Singapore, i'm not looking for a city lifestyle.
thanks

What about the Canary Islands?

interesting choice.
its slightly too cold for my taste and a bit too close to Africa.
having a boat nigger in my backyard would ruin my dau

is anyone here?

No, fuck off

Just go to Borneo and live next to a resort. You can build a shelter relatively easily and you can steal wifi