When's the last time you got your dick sucked?

i wish i were joking. actually probably not any more. even if a 10/10 girl begged to suck or fuck me it's too awkward for me. i know i couldn't please her so wouldn't even want to go down that road of embarrassment and disappointment

Just pretend your retarded so she'll be less disapointed

Why? Humiliation is the best part. As long as it's not that cuck shit forced (((humiliation))).

Been about 2 or 3 months. Rando from the bar or from tinder, can't remember which.

I'll never understand the ability to use a glory hole. That is very scary situation, there's no way I could keep a boner not know who or what the fuck is on the other side or if I'm gonna get my dick bitten off by some meth head tranny.

eh it's too late for me. as you can from the length of cold streak i'm old now anyway. i've considered myself celibate for a while now or a reverse virgin at least.

total ridiculous hypothetical anyway. it would never happen even i were the one trying.

2016

Why not? Just act confidant and grab the pussy. Take it.

i'm extremely socially awkward. it would never actually happen. i'm surprised i ever had sex. i just lucky a few times when i had more social contact. i don't have any now and don't even want it.

Are you wealthy?

If anyone on here has got their dick sucked it was by a trap

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unfortunately no. i'm loser all around. i don't even earn the median income in the US even though i have extensive education. i have job now but probably will lose it very soon. probably kill myself soon after rather than become homeless.

4 years ago.

That's very sad. I expected more out've Holla Forums

POST YOUR VIDEO YOU SHITHEAD.

But gloryholes can be so fun and exciting.
You never know what is sucking your dick or what hole you are sticking your dick into.
Years ago a beautiful 18 year old girl would suck dicks all day at a gloryhole in a backroom video in a porno store off I-10 in Houston. She would leave about 5pm and go to the catholic church down the street and confess her sins to the father and be right back at the gloryhole the next day. At luchtime business guys would be lined up waiting for her to suck dicks..Goodtimes..
Don't know what you are missing.
Just wait until it is your night to serve at the gloryhole..New job title on resume:Gloryhole Attendent.

That is exactly what terrifies me about doing it. No thx, fren.
I didn't believe you til I saw that

a little over a year ago

You can always —–AUTOFELLATIO…
SUCK YOUR OWN DICK MOTHERFUCKERS
8==========================D~():

Sucking dick is gay.

What if a cute gril sucks her own dick?

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Fucking faggot

The thought of any dick being near my face, including my own grosses me out a bit too much to ever try something like that

God I wish I could do that.

Practice makes perfect, faggot.

A while ago but it was a dude tbh fam lmao.

probably in 2011. i went to visit a hooker i met off backpage to lose my virginity. long story short i couldnt get hard so im still a virgin. the whole experience was very awkward and i didnt like it

she noticed i couldnt get hard and kept trying to jerk me off. made me feel her tits. finger her. tried to talk dirty. nothing worked so she told me to relax and she will suck my dick. so i stood up but she freaked me out when she dove at me so i backed up into a wall. i leaned against the wall and she forcefully started sucking my dick. felt good and warm but still not hard. So then I just faked that I came and went to the bathroom to masturbate. She caught me though. She opened the door a little bit and asked me what I was doing. I told her to shut up and I needed to concentrate. She then kept quiet and watched me cum in the toilet then we took a shower together in silence. When I got home I took another shower and cried at how lonely that experience was. My first experience with a naked girl and it was terrible

23yo kissless virgin reporting in. Came here to tell you to kys normalfag.

some nigger faggot sucked my dick a couple weeks ago, niggers give good blowjobs with their big lips

Why do you care about pleasing her?

because i'd feel guilty not doing so since she'd greatly lowering her standards to do that with me. i'd feel like i'd owe her something

7 more years young one. As little as 1 year if you become a celibate.

A few months ago by a 15 year old girl in my car. She was a grade A whore but wasn't able to do much with my size.

Please share how you've avoided losing your virginity for 23 years

Hope you don't wind up getting sent to pound town

She turned 16 the very next day and AoC is 16 here

it's all fun and games till your back hurts for the next day and you're left with cum aftertaste.

A few days ago by my fat nigger girlfriend

a few days ago by my fat nigger board owner

does it count as getting your dick sucked when you're still in the womb?

Smooth. You in US?

no, officer.

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Back in middle school. She started spraying rumors that I had a stincky dick and I never got sucked again afterward.

When I was a toddler. Parents used to leave me with this couple and the woman loved going down on me.

When I was younger I was flexible enough to lick and suck on my own dickhead if I really stretched. I can't do it anymore, so that was the last time.

WHO IS THIS BROWN BEAST

Sticking it in the pusspuss feels better than sticking it in the noise hole

I'll take pusspuss or poohole tbh

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pooh

tee hee heee

17 years ago

August, ex of mine blew me and I ate her out.
Been lonely ever since tbqhfamily

if you ever get cremated the remains of your dick and your face will become mixed together along with your butthole for good measure

I laughed

like a week ago

i paid for it

felt good

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You can still lay on your back with your feet in the air and your dick above your face and masturbate and cum and piss on your face or in your mouth.
I do it all the time.

You are obviously too young to realize the benefits of keeping a woman from talking, even for a few minutes.

Not in a while.

Sept 2016..

Mmm I think 4 years ago, when I was 17… Sad isn't it?

5-6 weeks ago.
She was a literal whore tho

Neat. How did you pick up said whore? And if it was online, care to tell me which site so I can try?

Its been so long that I can't even remember ;_;

It was from a common escort site in my city.

about 6 hours ago

Never, because I'm the 41 year old virgin.
oocities.org/southbeach/lights/5427/virgin1.html
losernet.tripod.com/virgin5.html

it gets funnier when you have to explain your back injury to a professional

nobody wants to read your diary fag

Hey retard it's not my diary. Did you even look at the dates? I bet these boobs have more brain cells than you.

That shit is hilarious. You should go on a killing spree and make those whores pay for ignoring you all these years. Either that or you should literally rape someone just to get your dick wet.

We're reaching levels of faggotry that shouldn't even be possible.

Tuesday. Fucked a faggot then fucked his mouth and then he sucked the piss out of me, then pissed more on his face, had to leave so i didn't even cum.

still felt bretty good tbh.

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Dora the Explorer

where is her porn?

If you count a girl going on webcam and sucking a dildo exquisitely while watching me jerk off, last night.

If it has to be in person… Shit, back in January.

It's been like two years now

11 years

This morning, it was boring. I am fucking done with sex or atleast with the girl I am with right now. Women are fucking boring and men are fucking pussies now adays. All I have are video games, niche movies and books, classical music, shitty food, coffee, and family who I see twice a year. I am moving to a fucking island of the coast of another island and am just going to watch the weather well entertaining myself. I am 30 years old. This is all I want now. I have and never will get "lonely", you are a bunch of faggots if you have this mind set.

And they weren't back then?

sir ringo starr

ringo isn't a real beatle.

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17 years ago, I was eight years old.

Yesterday morning at a park near my house. It's known as a gay hangout so I parked my truck and looked over at the mini-van parked next to me and a guy was playing with his cock.

I pulled my cock out and started jacking off as well.

As soon as the guy saw me he got out of his vehicle and came over to mine and I let him in.

He immediately took my cock in his mouth and started blowing me. After a couple minutes I asked him if I could suck his dick and he was more than willing.

He leaned back in the seat, I leaned over to him and took his dick in my mouth and sucked him off until he came in my mouth.

He then left without saying a word. Leaving my face covered in cum and with a raging hard cock.

There was a guy in the car on the other side of me and the he watched me jack off and he jacked off as well but he did not come over to my car so I did not get to suck his dick but I was more than willing too if he wanted me to.