BRITBONG SIMULATOR

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Be Britbongistanian
Have to wake up at 6am for your minimum wage job
In the middle of getting evicted from your 1 bedroom flat because you can't pay rent anymore
You can hear your prostitute neighbour fucking another dyke next door
Eat your Tesco value cereal
Walk out of your flat
The lobby smells like weed
You go outside
Some 12 year old calls you a wanker
The local hobo has frozen to death
Some roastie cake face sexually harasses you
You walk to the bus stop
The bus driver sees you and doesn't feel like stopping
Next bus stops for you
Give the rest of your life savings to Sadiq Khan
Sit down
There's piss and beer on the floor
Someone starts arguing with the bus driver
Some cheeky cunt gets on without paying
Get to work
Have some tea before your shift
The tea tastes like shit cus no one can afford enough sugar
Go for your shift
Repeat the same crap for 8 hours
Leave
Get stabbed by a midget with daddy issues

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

Seems about right.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

I'm a sandnigger irl so lol

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

Northern Ireland is similar to the rest of the UK in that it is absolutely fucking repulsive.

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

fuck off back to iraq.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

U first

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

skinny!

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

be burger
go to the UK
see literal full body burka women for the first time
security patrolling with assault rifles out at King's Cross despite britbongs claiming their security doesn't need guns
rent a car and drive of London, experience worse traffic than LA
get stuck for 8 fucking hours on the M6 because there's some hay bales on the road that anyone could have just picked up and moved but no one apparently gives a shit anymore
have to stay somewhere for the night, stuck in Coventry
it's a total shithole, the clerk warns us to stay inside at night and locks the lobby doors behind us, rented room has the locks on the window broken off and a toilet full of mold that doesn't flush
finally arrive in Wales, it's beautiful and the people are nice and white
They're going to need to build a wall.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Or they could spend that money on 'how to not be a faggot' lessons.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

be american
kicked out of home again because of section 8
a nigger family with 8 kids will move in to your former place
go to work
constant debt because college costs $200k and no one hires you without a degree
work 12 hours a day for mr goldberg
no trade unions so you have no rights
get jealous that european countries are 90% white while USA is 56% white
~~>go home~
sleep at a friend' house until you can rent another place
it's in a 90% mexican neighborhood
before going to bed check your mail
alimony for $2000 dollars this month because of interest rate and 50% divorce rate
go to bed contemplating suicide

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

No, England is lost. Wales needs the wall.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

be bong
whole world laughs at your nanny state
but you shit on burgoblins so it's all okay
world still laughing at you because you're still shit
You're deluded if you think you're not also a huge laughing stock for the rest of us bongs
T. Kiwi

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

britbong here

that is why i work in spain

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

be /pol/
see thread about somebody bitching about life
<jew muzzie nigger jew jew nigger
thread is now contextualized through my jackoff identity politics and everynody who wishes I'd shut up and fuck off is the boogeyman

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

be half white half something else
buttblasted
make anti european thread because too many of them are white
get called out
<why do they persecute me so

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

why do Europeans let their wives be fucked by migrants?

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

whats with all this potatofaggot shit?

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

have your own place on an 8 hour minimum wage job
Fuck off mate you lucky cunt

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

/saltleft/, pls

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

We never have issues such as these in our beloved pedostainia.

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

Oh yeah that's fair

Cooper James
Cooper James

Well, I mean if you think about it, the UK has a huge population of Muzzies. It's illegal to own a gun, criticize Islam or attempt buy a knife without ID. You get taxed for owning a TV.

England is right well fucked.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Cus the migrants actually satisfy their women cus they aren't grovelling betas

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

It's actually not illegal to criticise Islam broadly speaking, the hate speech laws are more nuanced than that.

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